Xiong Chumo was not very willing to face the teacher's straightforwardness, especially when his granddaughter was still listening.
"Master, I think our orthodox Taoist sect.
No magic, just a phone call.
Not serious at all, let alone solemn.”
The voice on the phone was very grumpy.
I don’t buy this explanation at all.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's hard to live, how can you be solemn?
How did you learn to be so vain?
I really regret bringing you in.
I'm sorry, Grandpa.
We almost ruined our heritage.
Fortunately, I am determined to drive you down the mountain.
That was really the manifestation of the Patriarch..."
Um?
Didn’t you take the initiative to go down the mountain?
Xiong Haizi's ears immediately stood up.
Grandpa doesn't usually say this.
Xiong Chumo blushed and quickly interrupted.
"Master, it just so happens that I have a big event..."
"Little Bear, what big thing can happen to you?
The big problem is that the toilet in the temple is clogged again.
Can you donate money to build a toilet?”
this...
Want money again?
Xiong Chumo didn't hesitate and immediately agreed.
"Master, don't worry.
I will buy a modern independent bathroom soon, you can make do with it first.
When spring comes, I will build a five-star toilet for you.
Master, do you think it's okay to bring a swimming pool?"
The other side became silent.
Xiong Haizi thought that maybe he was angry because he was an outsider.
Grandpa actually made the toilet so ostentatious.
Then how can we cultivate our moral character?
In a five-star toilet with a swimming pool.
How to understand the heaven and earth and how the Tao follows nature?
Turning around, I wanted to give Grandpa a heads up.
On the other end of the phone, there was a low sobbing sound, full of complaints.
"Little Bear, if you have this idea, why don't you do it earlier?
Do I have to wait until I am over a hundred years old before I remember it?
My lost youth, how much less time I can enjoy.
I'm so young.
Why don’t you know how to cherish my time to enjoy happiness?
Anyway, the ancestor has appeared.
Let me borrow another fifty years from heaven, and I will be able to return to my youth.
Otherwise, your filial piety will be in vain.
By the way, the swimming pool needs to be at a constant temperature and the toilet needs to have heated water spray.
You can’t be careless about this, details are important.”
Xiong Haizi didn't even know what to think.
This is the case for all Taoist sects after they are combined with this era.
Or is it only this Yunyun Temple that is like this?
Or maybe the sect that grandpa joined in the first place was not an orthodox sect at all?
"By the way, Little Bear, what's the big deal for you?
Don't worry, with your teacher here, nothing will be a problem.
Are there any peers trying to pry business with you?
Grandma, you bullied us men.
Tell me, which sect?
I used all my power to knock on the door and destroy his orthodoxy.
Although the Taoist sect values harmony as the most important thing, delaying the restroom is not enough."
Xiong Haizi was sweating when he heard this.
What kind of social organization is this?
Just for the sake of a toilet, do you have to destroy other people's orthodoxy?
Isn't it too outrageous?
It subverts the understanding of Taoist orthodoxy.
However, Xiong Chumo was not surprised. Regardless of Master's virtues, he was still worthy of it.
That is, a person of integrity.
After receiving the benefits, things will definitely be done.
It seems to be a matter of course, but in today's world, it is already rare to learn.
"Master, my original Pichai ballad suddenly stopped working.
Moreover, in a small city over here, the Sky Fox appeared.
I wondered if something big was going to happen.
You said that I am not good at looking after your family, how can I honor your elders in the future?"
"Huh?
Sky fox?
A big event really happened recently.
Your level is not high enough, so you did not get the letter.
Not long ago, we had a meeting at Daomen.
I'll send you the specific content so you can take a good look.
Whether it is a crisis or an opportunity, you can weigh it yourself.
I am older and all my expectations are placed on you.
Little Bear, don’t let me down.”
"Don't worry, Master, construction will start in the spring, I promise."
The other party immediately hung up the phone and waited for the video to be sent.
All expectations?
Just a toilet?
Xiong Haizi was no longer able to complain.
Not to mention, Yunyunguan’s network speed is very fast.
Much faster than that paper crane.
After a while, the document was sent over.
When projected on a TV, the video file has very high definition.
This is a video conference.
Dozens of monitors were placed on site, covering the entire wall.
In each display, there is a portrait.
There are men, women, and children of all ages, dressed in all kinds of strange ways and quite casually.
It's like a Taoist meeting, a bit like complaining to a big company.
Xiong Chumo explained to his granddaughter that after all, the scene in front of him was quite surprising.
“To this day, the Taoist sect has been in quite decline.
Except for the fact that many large sects rely on famous mountains and beautiful waters to sell tickets, their operations are miserable.
Many other small sects and sects, forced to make a living, have left the mountains to seek life in the world.
By the way, some have joined the Social Security Administration.
However, those without a back-office don’t even have a staff, so they are considered non-staff and do not have to pay social security.
Just like my junior brother Yu Santiao, it is said that he was miserable.
These people in front of you are the backbone of Taoist orthodoxy.
Those who can show their faces are the chief gossips of each faction.
Despite their humble appearance, this was the case in the past.
Just pick one up, it’s fine for flying with a sword or anything.”
Xiong Haizi is not blind. These people in front of him, let alone Yujian Fei, probably have a hard time driving on the highway, and they can't even afford a car.
The scene was very quiet, and no one saw the organizers talking.
There was no sound coming out, just everyone staring at each other through the screen.
"They may be communicating with thoughts, so outsiders can't hear Ni Duan.
Don't look at me, I can't hear you."
Finally, the silence ended, and everyone on the screen picked up their pens and wrote something on the paper.
Then it lights up in front of the screen at the same time.
Although the handwriting is different, the content is the same.
"I have a dream."
Dozens of people have dreams at the same time?
This is a mass post.
It's really a big deal for Taoism.
Xiong Chumo's eyes were full of jealousy. He didn't even receive the group message. He was not qualified enough.
“This is their way of sharing information, exchanging what they have, and testing their integrity.
Everyone is smarter than a monkey, and they are afraid that they know less and others know more.
Anyone who tells lies and hides personal information will be kicked out of the group chat and expelled directly."
Sure enough, wherever there are people, there are people and sophistication.
The Taoist sect is already like this, and they still have some small plans.
Everyone in the video identified other people's notes.
I actually kicked out two people, and the screen turned black, which was very heartless.
Next, everyone started writing at the same time for the next information sharing.
"Laojun is very disappointed."
It seems really disappointing.
The dignified Taoist sect is orthodox, and only these dozens of people are left in the lead.
It's really disappointing.
A few people cried and showed the notes, maybe they were ashamed of their ancestors.
Finally, I wrote the note for the third time, which was relatively short.
There are also restrictions on how to send dreams to people in groups, and long speeches are not allowed.
"The God of Bitter Cai Gen."
Xiong Haizi felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
