When the teddy bear refused to cooperate, Cai Gen directly resorted to violent measures.
He reached out and grabbed the furry ears of the teddy bear and shook it vigorously.
"Don't kid me.
Don't kid me.
Don't follow me"
The teddy bear felt that his ears were about to burst and he quickly begged for mercy.
"Boss Cai, please stop first, I'm not kidding.
I really just know the perfect world.
No, I actually don’t know anything, I just heard the word perfect world.”
Um?
Cai Gen stopped shaking, but his hands did not leave the teddy bear's ears.
"Time, place, characters, and background are all indispensable."
The teddy bear got rid of Cai Gen, but for fear of hurting him, he could only lower his head and talk, a bit groveling.
"As for the time, I forgot how long it was.
However, it must be before the wheel of fortune stops spinning.
At that time, our brothers had just changed jobs and moved to the west, and the formal establishment had not yet been established, so we worked as guards for a while."
guard?
I work as a security guard in Heaven and a guard in the west. They have the same type of work.
What was in Cai Gen's heart was revealed directly without hiding it.
The teddy bear blushed for a moment, feeling that he had been underestimated.
"Boss Cai, don't think too much.
Guards are not security guards, that is the highest honor.
Because what we serve is the ancient Buddha Deng Deng, the teacher of the Tathagata.
That is, Maud Lian’s master, the most important past Buddha of the three Buddhas.”
"Okay, tell me the important point, I don't despise you."
"I remember that day, it was the third day of March.
The main leaders in the west all went to attend the Peach Blossom Party.
Our brothers have just changed jobs, so they are definitely not qualified.
Even if you don't change jobs, you are not qualified.
Ah, yes, let’s get to the point.
I remember that that day, there was a little wind but not too much, a little light rain was just right, lightning and thunder were not too noisy, it was a pretty ordinary day.
Taishang Laojun is here.
Just when Heaven and the West were having a party together, Taishang Laojun arrived in the West and came to the door of the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng."
When mentioning the ancient burning lamp Buddha, Banzhijia came over.
When Taishang Laojun was mentioned, Yang San also came over.
In addition to the original circle of people, the teddy bear happened to be surrounded in the middle, as if the kindergarten teacher was telling a story.
Cai Gen felt that the atmosphere was not right. These people seemed a little too curious, right?
"After Taishang Laojun comes, of course we brothers will not dare to stop him.
It’s just that you have to do something according to your responsibilities.
Especially when I met the senior leader of my former unit, I felt extremely panicked.
Changing jobs is really not a glorious thing, and you will inevitably be criticized.
As a result, guess what?"
"Axiong, if you continue to interact with me, I will take you to the toilet."
Cai Gen tried hard to come up with the most vicious punishment and threatened the teddy bear.
"Hey, it turns out that Taishang Laojun didn't make it difficult for our brothers.
He even smiled at us.
Some of our brothers were moved to tears.
Not the kind of silent tears, but the kind of emotion of kneeling on the ground and crying loudly.
Taishang Laojun, who has such a high status, has no sense of family status and implements Buddhism and Taoism as a family so thoroughly. What kind of magnanimity does that have? He tolerates the world.
Then, under the cover of the cries of the three brothers, I went to squat on the wall.
I'm really curious. Taishang Laojun chose such an important day to avoid looking at the ancient Buddha and meet the ancient Buddha. There must be some gossip, no, there must be a reason."
Knowing clearly that Taishang Laojun has a high status and that the ancient Buddha Lantern has a high status, he risked his life to squat on the wall and eavesdrop. Cai Gen also convinced the teddy bear's heart of gossip.
For the sake of gossip, I would sacrifice my life and forget about death.
Moreover, he is very skillful and knows how to let his brothers cry to cover up.
"Boss Cai, guess what I heard?
No, I didn’t ask, I’ll just go ahead and tell you.”
The teddy bear naturally makes two sounds, which deeply restores the conversation at that time.
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, you're here, I'm almost blind."
Laojun said: "Why panic? Didn't everything go smoothly?"
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, where is the success? I feel like I am being roasted on the fire every day."
Laojun said: "You have to endure the roasting. Who asked your master to mess it up?"
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, is my master in good condition?"
Laojun said: "Senior brother, he is mainly guilty. He is mentally unstable. His work is not good and he has failed to live up to his expectations."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, my master is just too serious. The requirements for a perfect world are so high, how can we achieve it?"
Laojun said: "Shut up, you and I can't judge the perfect world."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, I was wrong. It's just that the progress is not going smoothly and it is very difficult."
Laojun said: "Of course it is difficult, otherwise senior brother would not have failed."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, the world is now deeply poisoned by the seven desires. There is a long way to go to educate the world. Especially if there is an endless supply of benevolent people, we can touch the threshold of a perfect world. I don't have much confidence."
Laojun said: "My nephew, I know it's difficult for you, but there's nothing I can do about it. Who made our Taoism fail this time?"
What's more, it's useless if you don't get started. If you get started, you'll start to hide from the world and practice, and just want to be a god and leave the human world.
In vain, my senior brother has worked hard and passed down many cultivation methods, but they are all used in the wrong way.
Nephew, you are our last hope, we must hold on.
There are not many benevolent people left. Once the wheel of life stops, the foundation of all generations will be destroyed in one day."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, please stop putting pressure on me. We are already in a state of exhaustion here.
Recently, there has been a rush for quick success, people are impetuous and eager to try, and many extreme ideas have begun to appear, and I am struggling to suppress them."
Laojun said: "Everything must be looked at from both sides. There are advantages to haste and there are reasons to be slow.
You make up your own mind, I can't participate in your decision, otherwise my senior brother won't be able to hack me to death if he finds out.
When he gets sick now, he sharpens his old axe, gets emotional and thinks of hacking them all to death."
Ran Deng said: "I really want Master to chop me to death so that I can worry less."
Laojun said: "Is saving worry the purpose? If you save worry, what will you do in the human world? What will happen to the wheel of life? What will you do to the three realms? You have to hold on, I will take good care of you.
If you have any difficulties, tell your uncle. Although I can't solve it, I can chat with you.
Or, you can vent your anger to the four idiots outside the door, especially Chi Guo, who resisted beatings very well.
Isn’t that right, Chiguo?”
The teddy bear tilted his head slightly to learn what he heard.
"Boss Cai, when I heard this, I was so frightened that I fainted. I don't know what happened next.
Anyway, since then, we have been organized and sent down to the human world.
This is me, hearing all about the perfect world."
Cai Gen nodded seriously and looked at the people around him who were paying close attention.
"Do you all understand?"
Everyone nodded and looked like they were suddenly enlightened.
Cai Gen is so happy, it’s great to have this group of partners.
"Okay, then someone can explain it to me, I don't understand."
