The scene of being blown to pieces by a high-pressure water cannon was so frightening that my whole body went cold.
"Brother Qiu, don't be ridiculous, I haven't been very courageous since I was a child.
I have been staying up late for these years, and my blood pressure is already high.
You replaced me with a big water pump again. Wouldn’t this simply cost me my life?
Is it customary to take antihypertensive drugs?”
Cai Qiu enjoyed seeing Cai Gen's helpless look and cherished this time very much.
If Cai Gen truly became the God of Pain, there would be no such fun.
Or when the time comes, Cai Gen will just have to watch other people's fun.
"Cai Gen, are you panicking?"
"Brother Qiu, can I not panic?
After I get out, I burst the blood vessels and perform the fountain, what should I do?"
"Cai Gen, are you busy?"
"Can I stop being busy?
Does the outside world still need my saving?
I can't delay even a minute, can't I race against time to save lives?"
"Cai Gen, are you kidding me?"
"Where did I lie? After Brother Qiu's re-education to me, I have completely changed my past. I regard God of Pain's project as the focus of my future life. That is also the meaning of my existence.
If you don't help me, you are hindering the god of suffering from doing his work.
Do you know this is a crime?"
Cai Qiu took a deep breath and must not let Cai Gen put this label on himself, otherwise if he meets the master again in the future, he will not be able to meet him.
"Oh, Cai Gen, do you understand that things will go better if things are slow?
Give your body a little time to adapt, okay?
I finally upgraded a useful part for you.
Why don’t you know how to be grateful?
Wait a little longer, don’t be anxious, wait a little longer.”
Cai Gen actually felt that what Gai Qiu said was reasonable, but he was panicked for a moment.
I stabilized my mood and spoke as calmly as possible.
"Brother Qiu, how long will it take for my body to adapt?
Don’t I have a life-saving mechanism?
Has it failed?
Why was the near-death experience I just had so real?
If you pass out a little later, will your head feel like it's going to explode?"
Gaiqiu stretched out on the Arhat bed, as if he would not panic.
"Cai Gen, if there is no external intervention, your body will need some time to adapt.
As for how long it takes to adapt, it depends on your physical fitness.
Who said your life-saving mechanism has failed?
Aren't you dead?
Aren't you just talking nonsense here?
I suggest you calm down and cultivate yourself, which will be more conducive to the harmony between your body and your heart.
For example, read a book, meditate, make life plans, and reflect on the first half of your life.
Just calm down and you will gain a lot."
Um?
Is this some kind of mentality?
Need to do something to achieve physical and mental peace?
Cai Gen immediately became serious.
"Brother Qiu, if I do what you say, what can I gain?"
“You can gain a lot, a lot, it’s boring, hahahaha.
It’s just boring, a waste of time, and nothing can be gained from it, hahahaha.”
"Dai Qiu, what the hell are you?"
Cai Gen really wanted to take action, but he was afraid that he would not be able to defeat Gai Qiu, so he could only endure it.
The speed of time here is different from that in the real world, and I don’t know how long it has passed.
Cai Gen's boredom has reached its limit and he can't stand it anymore.
"Brother Qiu, it's almost done. I think it's been a long time."
Gaiqiu didn't say anything, but nodded slightly, as if in agreement.
Cai Gen suddenly opened his eyes and returned to his real body, seeing the white roof and Xiao Sun beside him.
Xiao Sun put his feet up on his bed, sat on a chair and fell asleep.
Cai Gen did not dare to do strenuous exercise and tried to breathe as steadily as possible.
As a result, the smell of Xiao Sun's sweaty feet reached Cai Gen's nose uncontrollably, refreshing him and making him feel energetic instantly.
"Xiao Sun, can you put your shoes on?"
Xiao Sun was very alert and stood up immediately.
"Third uncle, are you awake?
Are you okay?"
Cai Gen made every move very carefully, even blinking and breathing carefully. He did not dare to speak loudly and spoke softly to prevent himself from bursting blood vessels.
"It's a bit too early to say it's okay now.
I still need time to adapt and I don't dare to act rashly.
How long have I been sleeping? Why are you here alone?
Are Tamamo and the others here?
Have you received the dishes you came back from?
By the way, where is this?
It’s not luxurious at all. Where’s the round-the-clock escort?”
It was a little difficult for Xiao Sun to hear Cai Gen's words. He had to put his head forward to hear clearly.
"Third uncle, why are you so weak?
If you have trouble speaking, don't worry about others.
Tamamo arrived and had already taken the returning plate from Hanjiga's hand.
Everyone else is going back and busy, and I am the only one here to accompany you.
This is Syracuse Nursing Home.
Originally, you were staying in their special care ward. Xiong Haizi said that the Feng Shui pattern here has been broken by those Buddha statues. The special care ward is prone to rush, and he was afraid that you would not recover well, so he found a room with good Feng Shui for you.
As for the twenty-hour escort, Lang Jiahao did arrange it.
I changed several times, all of them were little girls, wearing stockings and nurse uniforms.
At first glance, he doesn’t look like a worker, nor is he a sex shop, so who should he show it to?
Besides, it's not convenient for them to take care of you.
Doesn't wiping yourself take advantage of you?
If your third aunt finds out, won't it ruin your innocence?
I have chased them all away. With me accompanying my third uncle, I am better than them."
"Smelly monkey, what the hell are you?"
Cai Gen closed his eyes, and many figures of Yingying and Yanyan appeared in his mind. They were taking care of themselves meticulously. In an instant, his blood pressure surged up, and the headache started again.
He quickly took a long breath, suppressing the anger in his heart, and didn't even want to look at his grandson.
Can you expect a monkey to understand many things?
What a great opportunity this is?
I was passively enjoying a special service, and I was unconscious. No one could blame me.
It seems that Lang Jiahao must have understood his thoughts, so he made such thoughtful arrangements.
In the end, everything was ruined by this stinky monkey. Cai Gen was really upset.
Xiao Sun didn't understand why Cai Gen scolded him, and he didn't think he had done anything wrong.
"Third uncle, what happened to me?"
How should Cai Gen respond?
I can't say it no matter what.
Forget it, it’s all my fault that I didn’t explain it clearly, not even a single sentence.
"Xiao Sun, I feel sorry for you.
Judging from your endurance, these feet haven’t been washed for a week, right?
I asked them to arrange round-the-clock escort just because I'm afraid you will be too tired.
So why don’t you understand my heart?
Why don’t you take care of your body?”
Xiao Sun Quan thought what Cai Gen said was true and looked indifferent.
"Third uncle, you are thinking too much.
I should eat and sleep, and I'm not tired at all.
You can't run away either, just worry like a dead person.
It’s not a hassle at all.”
Cai Gen couldn't hold back his blood, he really wanted to spit it on Xiao Sun's face.
"By the way, third uncle, there is good news and there is bad news.
Which one do you want to hear first?"
Cai Gen's innermost thoughts were that he didn't want to listen to anyone, especially Xiao Sun.
