When Cai Gen opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in the RV.
A slight vibration indicates that the RV is moving.
Is this going home?
Just thinking of this, I shuddered all over.
Why is it so cold in the car?
Do you not turn on the air conditioner to save fuel?
Besides, turning on the heater doesn't waste any fuel.
He tilted his head slightly and saw that the RV was full of smoke.
There are many people who play poker, brag, cook, and mess around with Sakura.
In particular, the cook turned out to be Duan Xiaohong, who was putting a ball of unknown flesh and blood into the pot. The craftsmanship was quite extensive.
"Duan Tudou, can you wash the blood away and boil it directly?"
Duan Xiaohong heard someone calling her in a trance, raised her head suddenly, looked at Cai Gen, and threw the meat in her hand excitedly.
"Cai Bangzi, you're awake.
This is seal meat, which does not need to be cooked and is eaten raw. It is rich in fat and has a good effect in keeping out the cold.
I don't like to eat raw food, I want it cooked to a medium degree.
Would you like some?"
seal?
Cai Gen was dumbfounded.
“Duan Tudou, are you allowed to eat that thing?
Is it to protect animals?
We can't do anything illegal."
Yang San, who was playing poker, was covered in notes, but Cai Gen didn't make a fuss when he woke up.
"Boss Cai, don't worry, we are on the high seas and we are not breaking any laws."
high seas?
Cai Gen feels like he woke up a little dreamy this time?
Could it be that he has been dead for too long, the world has been destroyed, and these guys took him through time?
"Xiao Sun, where is Xiao Sun?"
Without shouting twice, the door of the RV opened and Xiao Sun walked in from the outside.
He was covered in white fur and snow, his face was red from the cold, and he was holding a dead seal in his hand.
"Duan Tudou, clean it up properly and don't make it look hairy.
Yeah, third uncle, you’re awake.”
Cai Gen's bad premonition became more and more serious. He felt that something big had happened and he happened to miss it.
"Xiao Sun, where are we?
Haven’t arrived at Changbaisan yet?
Um?"
Halfway through, Cai Gen finally realized something was wrong.
If the RV is running alone, why does it feel so natural for Xiao Sun to get in and out of the car?
The RV is clearly parked and not moving, so how can it feel like it's moving forward?
"Third uncle, we have just crossed the Bering Strait and are about to enter the Arctic Ocean.
Now on the right is the beautiful country, and on the left is the big hairy country.
As for the specific location, I don’t know.”
Cai Gen nodded and closed his eyes calmly.
This is definitely a dream.
What Bering Strait, what Arctic Ocean.
Isn't this a pure joke?
He must be dreaming. He has been dead for so long that his brain has turned into mush, so he has hallucinations and confusion.
After being stable for a while, Cai Gen closed his eyes and spoke helplessly.
"Xiao Sun, are you still here?"
"Yes, third uncle, I'm always here.
I thought you died again, but you lived so fast this time."
"Then this is not a dream, right?"
"Of course not, third uncle, what are you thinking about?"
"So, are we really on the left side of the beautiful country?
The right side of Damao Country?
Above the high seas, we are about to enter the Arctic Ocean, right?"
Xiao Sun did not answer immediately this time, as if he was confirming.
"Third uncle, it's almost the same. I don't know the specific longitude and latitude.
You need to ask Captain Guan about this."
this
Is Mr. Guan even here?
Cai Gen really never wants to open his eyes.
Strong curiosity made Cai Gen turn his head and look at the car window behind him.
What you can see outside the RV is indeed an endless sea with rough waves.
There are still snowflakes floating in the sky, proving that it is indeed cold outside.
Cai Gen originally thought he would be excited again, but in the end there was nothing strange about his body.
There was no sign of blood gushing upward at all.
Has your body adapted to it?
It shouldn't be so fast.
Cautiously, he propped up the bed with both hands and sat up.
"Xiao Sun, even if I die, I must return to my roots.
Are you going to bury me at sea?"
Duan Xiaohong pushed Xiao Sun aside, came up to Cai Gen, and touched Cai Gen's neck with her fat, oily hands.
"Damn it, there's still no pulse, Caibangzi, why isn't your heart beating?
Is it because it dances slowly?
A thousand-year-old king or an eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, with your heartbeat rate like this, can you live until death?"
Cai Gen slapped Duan Xiaohong's hand away with an impatient look on his face.
"Gungungun, Duan Tudou, take a taxi and drive away.
Xiao Sun, what’s going on?
Where are we going?"
Xiao Sun came over again and called out those who were playing poker, those who were sleeping, and those who were using the toilet.
"You are all blind, haven't you seen that my third uncle is alive?
I came over quickly for a meeting, but I didn’t even see it.
Third uncle, we are going to Iceland.
Did you forget it?"
Cai Gen stared and thought for a long time before he remembered what happened in Iceland.
"No, let's go to Iceland wherever we go.
I don’t even have a passport, so I’m considered out of the country, right?
Besides, we have already gone abroad, why not take a plane?
Why are you still driving?
How much oil does this cost?
No, this is at sea.
Is it consignment?
Can living people be checked in?
Is this called smuggling?
It would be embarrassing to be caught. Who the hell would sneak to Iceland?"
Cai Gen even started to speak incoherently. It was so nonsense.
"Master, calm down.
Listen to me tell you slowly."
Xiao Tmall also had a look on his face, and he seemed to have lost in poker.
Xiao Sun directly intervened.
"Bitcat, you can explain this to me.
Let me tell you."
The teddy bear also came over.
"Why don't you let me speak? I can talk."
"Captain Chiguo, please give me some face. You dare to compete with me for favor."
"Brother Tian, why are you so impatient?"
"Azhu, let me tell you, don't talk to Bitch Cat, I will support you."
"Smelly monkey, what are you doing?"
"Bitcat, what do you say about me?"
Cai Gen gave himself a slap in the face and stopped everyone's commotion.
"Azhu came and asked everyone to step back."
Shi Huozhu raised his head proudly, his position as chief think tank was unshakable.
"Boss Cai, you also know what happened in Iceland.
With so many customers fighting for their lives, what can we do if we don’t deal with them?
After all, we have paid the money, and we are also a global company, so we must be trustworthy.
Also, Mr. Erlang judged that what happened in Iceland this time might be related to the Wheel of Life, or even to the little cutie.
We dare not neglect the project involving God of Pain.
Therefore, at the suggestion of Zhenjun Erlang.
With the assistance of Lang Mintao.
With our collective vote.
I have made the decision to escort you to Iceland for peace of mind.
Originally, I wanted to mobilize the company's special plane to take you there, but the approval process was too slow, ranging from half a year to a year. You were still in a hurry, so you chose to take the boat.
I was afraid that you would get seasick, so I brought the RV with me, so at least you won’t get seasick.”
Cai Gen reached out and patted Shi Huozhu's fat face.
"Azhu, your IQ is definitely the ceiling.
Lying in the car, I don’t get seasick anymore. It’s so clever, I’m convinced.
