Chapter 2050: Stinking Three Miles Against the Wind
He chattered three heads, and what he was thinking about was definitely not Cai Gen’s problem.
What he was thinking about was what evil he had done to meet such an unruly person as Cai Gen.
If it were any other person and he found out that he was the third prince of Nezha, he would be terrified, surprised, or afraid.
There is no one like Cai Gen. Apart from asking questions about brain twitching, he just dislikes his own smell.
But when it comes to the smell, I really want to die.
Shi Huozhu was not treated as well as Cai Gen and could only cover his nose with his hands.
He approached Cai Gen and said hello to Cha Cha first.
"Ah, isn't this the third prince? Welcome. Welcome.
The last time we met was during the Life Wheel.
I still remember the strong and vigorous figure of your fortune wheel. It really vividly demonstrated the indomitable spirit and self-sacrifice for benevolence. It is definitely a role model for our generation.
Since you voted in the Wheel of Fortune, we have launched a seminar on learning the spirit of Nezha, and I have written a paper of more than 100,000 words for you.
Today you reshaped your body and caught up with Boss Cai. It's really a double blessing.
Welcome the return of the Third Prince. After this busy period, I will be your host to take care of you."
After flattering Chatter, Shi Huozhu began to reveal its smooth nature.
After all, Cai Gen's question is very confusing and tricky, and it's really hard to answer.
"Boss Cai, your view is a bit one-sided.
The three heads are integrated and represent different perspectives.
The field of vision of a head, after years of research, is one hundred and twenty degrees.
Then three heads provide a 360-degree full field of vision.
Besides, the Third Prince’s six arms are specially prepared for group battles.
If you are in an enemy camp and surrounded by enemies on all sides, you will be able to show your advantage by having three heads and six arms.
I remember that the Third Prince had six weapons in each of his six arms, which seemed to be the Demon-Slaying Sword, the Demon-Severing Knife, the Demon-Binding Rope, the Demon-Subduing Pestle, the Hydrangea Ball, and the Fire Wheel."
Speaking of this, Shi Huozhu looked at the empty-handed chatter and felt that what he said was a bit redundant.
"Ah, the third prince is very particular about people and obeys the rules, and he didn't bring anything with him.
But it doesn't matter, don't worry, as long as Boss Cai is here, it won't be a problem.
After you join the team, Boss Cai will never let you go empty-handed.
On the way here just now, we were dividing the stolen goods, but Boss Cai didn’t pick it up.”
What Shi Huozhu said, Cai Gen felt that there was nothing wrong with him. He was one of his own people when he joined the gang, and he really didn't try to be picky.
But wasn’t what Shi Huozhu said nonsense?
How can a god of his own creation not be with him?
But, should I take it with me, where is this Durian Man?
It tastes a bit disgusting.
Besides, Nezha's combat prowess is comparable to that of Xiao Sun, but his ability to cause trouble is no worse than that of Xiao Sun.
If you compare Yang San, Xiao Sun, and Nezha together, Yang San is still a good baby.
Originally, Chicha was just a naughty child, but now he has awakened and become Nezha. How can he go to heaven?
Cai Gen suddenly thought of another thing and couldn't figure it out.
"Chacha, something is wrong.
You are of the bloodline of shamanism, how could you awaken Nezha from heaven?
I'm not a hairy guy. Isn't this a mess?
Then if you become a Dana in the future, will you be considered a shaman or a celestial being?"
Cai Gen's question is even more tricky than the three-head question just now.
It’s really hard to answer Chacha, but Nezha is easier to answer.
After all, Cha Cha is still young, but Nezha is an old guy.
No matter how he behaves, he acts like a child.
“Little Piggy, there’s no need to talk nonsense like this in the future.
After my rebirth this time, many things have been determined.
Cai Gen, from now on I will neither be a member of shamanism nor a member of heaven.
If you save me, I will be yours.
It just so happens that Stinky Monkey and Three Eyes are also with you.
We, the Big Three, can finally get back together again, I'm so happy."
This was said to be acceptable, and it also showed his attitude. They are all old friends and easy to talk to.
However, Cai Gen still shook his head.
"Chacha, if you are alive, I can be considered worthy of your father Guan Tata.
When you get out, you'd better be your shaman's successor.
My temple is too small to accommodate a great god like you.
Cooking a meal for you is an act of helplessness, and it's not my intention.
Therefore, you don’t need to feel like you owe me anything. We are even, we don’t owe each other anything, and you don’t need to feel any psychological burden.
When you go out from now on, bathe frequently, practice good hygiene, and live your life well."
Chatter was stunned for a moment, wondering why Cai Gen pushed himself out?
Others are also puzzled. Which song is Cai Gen singing?
Xiao Sun was the one who thought most about Cai Gen, so of course he stood up without giving in.
"Third uncle, he is Nezha, the Nezha who makes trouble in the sea, he is not a little brat, nor is he a cat or a dog.
We are at a time when we are employing people, so even if he cannot withstand the big event, it is better to be just cannon fodder."
Although Xiao Sun was chattering helpfully, it was hard to hear.
Cha Cha's expression changed immediately, and he couldn't hold it back any longer.
"Smelly monkey, what the hell are you?"
"Shut up, you three-headed monster, why are you talking to my father-in-law?
Don’t you understand Haolai’s words?
Don’t you even understand?”
Of course Yang San helped his father-in-law find his identity and participated directly.
The three chattering heads took turns glaring at Yang San.
"Three-eyed monster, why do you have the face to yell at me?
I am the third prince of Nezha, when did it become someone else's turn to pick and choose?"
Yang San immediately laughed.
"Be content, three-headed monster, it would be nice if someone picked you.
Don’t you know that you are standing up to the wind and stinking for three miles?
You stink so much."
It’s over, it’s heartbreaking.
I stink, how can I not smell the chatter?
The last time I reshaped my body, I used lotus flowers.
It has its own body fragrance.
Looking at myself now, the durian has reshaped my body, and it stinks to the core.
Could it be that Cai Gen doesn't want to keep him because he smells bad?
It can't be such a superficial reason, right?
"Cai Gen, no, Uncle Cai, are you pushing back because of my taste?"
Cai Gen nodded seriously.
"Chacha, I own a restaurant. If you mess with me, will I still be able to do business?"
As long as your nose is not blind, you can't stand the smell of daddy all over your body, right?
I hope you can understand.
In a cold place like Iceland, the smell spreads a little slower.
Spring has begun in my hometown, and as soon as you enter the community, the entire community has to close the windows, do you understand?"
this
It's really a flaw. How about combat power? It's a mistake to exist.
Cha Cha took back its three heads and six arms and returned to its original appearance.
But the smell has not diminished. It seems to have become his own aura when he chatters, which is very tenacious.
With a frustrated look on his face, he squatted down, looking really worried.
At this time, Xiao Tmall came out.
"Master, he is destined to be under your hands. The threads of fate are already entangled. Do you have to go against fate?
Think about it along the way, what is normal?
The stone monkey turned into a water monkey, maybe that's fate.
It's fate that Saburo's Heavenly Eye turned into a sissy.
Nezha becoming the Durian Man must be his destiny.
Master, I must remind you.
In the past, every time you went against fate and struggled a little, you would be counterattacked by fate, all of which were critical damage.
For example, you are terminally ill.
For example, entering the underworld in groups.
for example"
Cai Gen waved his hand, signaling Xiao Tmall to stop talking, and led everyone into the car.
"Chacha, don't get in the car, just make do with Wu Sheng on the roof of the car.