Qi Mingpu was also a vigorous and resolute person when he was young.
Especially after he briefly defeated the illness, he immediately got out of the RV and found the plane's intercom.
"He Xiazi, are you here? We need to change the route.
We’re not far north of Xinjiang, let’s go to Coal City.”
Blind He's surprised voice came from the intercom.
"Xiao Puzi, what do you mean?
Do you want to regret it?
I’ve given you all my face, and now you ask me to change the route. Are you kidding me?
If you don't want to fulfill your promise, just say so, why do you want to change places?
I want to go to northern Xinjiang, but I don’t want to go to Coal City.
Coal City doesn't even have an airport. How about if I airdrop you?"
Qi Mingpu did not expect that the biggest obstacle to going to Coal City was not himself, but He Xiazi.
It's understandable, after all, He Xiazi's ultimate goal is also in northern Xinjiang.
"Oh, Blind He, listen to me, it's not like I won't go to Xinjiang North anymore.
Let’s stop at Coal City first, and then go to Xinjiang North.”
Unexpectedly, Blind He suddenly became furious. He looked like a good-tempered person, but something seemed to have touched his evil skin.
"Xiao Puzi, are you sick? Have you never studied geography?
We have to go to northern Xinjiang first, and then we can go to Coal City.
Going to Coal City is not convenient at all, so isn’t that considered a long detour?
Do you know how much fuel it costs? Do you know how much a liter of aviation gasoline costs?
Besides, my IQ does not allow me to do such an idiotic thing.
When planning the flight route, I took all factors into consideration.
But I didn't expect you to change your mind.
Why? You have to give me a reason."
Qi Mingpu was a little impatient.
Of course there are reasons, but it's hard to explain clearly.
Do you want to say it in a big way, just to kneel down and lick Cai Gen?
"He Xiazi, why do you talk so much nonsense? You can fly wherever you are told.
Of course there is a reason, but if you can’t explain it clearly in a sentence or two, just change the place quickly.”
This was a bit harsh to say, and Blind He was very resistant to changing his plan.
It seems that he is also a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he is probably a Virgo.
"Small shop, did I give you too much face?
Who are you with? You are treated as a dish, do you really want to be at the table?
You still dare to point fingers at me on my plane.
I'm the captain, you know?
Do you know how much power the captain has?
If I'm not happy, if I open the door and kick you down, that's within my rights."
Qi Mingpu almost smashed the walkie-talkie. He really couldn't understand why it was so difficult to change the terminal.
"He blind man, come here, come here, kick me down, see what you can do.
Have you forgotten the big slap from Buddha Mama?"
The inside of the walkie-talkie sank instantly. After a while, Blind He actually came.
After opening the hatch, the complaints started.
"Xiao Puzi, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to kick you.
Let's be reasonable. If you had said the destination would be Coal City, we wouldn't have flown like this.
Listen to me tell you..."
The people in the car saw Blind He coming out of the cab and asking Qi Mingpu to argue. They were afraid that the two idiots would start fighting again.
No one really cares whether these two people are dead or not, and whose children they are.
But if the plane is damaged, won’t everyone suffer together?
They quickly got out of the RV and got together to avoid any armed dispute between them.
Qi Mingpu saw that Blind He's mouth softened, probably because he remembered Fodo Mama's big slap.
"What are you telling me? Why is it so laborious to just change places?
I really can’t understand the brain circuits of you foreigners.
What's going on? You also have Alzheimer's disease, so we can be considered fellow patients."
Blind He was very professional and took out a world map from his jacket pocket.
He slapped it on the cabin wall, took out a pen, and started drawing on it.
Xiaopuzi, come and see. I am blind but you are not blind, come and see...
Our original plan was to take off from Iceland, pass through Norway, Sweden, Lanfen, Shaniaia, Smoko, Marsala, and Kirstenkhasa, and reach the destination in northern Xinjiang.
This is the closest and smoothest route.
Of course, it is also the most fuel-efficient route. I took all factors into consideration before formulating the flight plan.
But if the target is Coal City.
If we fly this route again, it will be a bit further and consume more fuel.
A more scientific approach would be to fly in the opposite direction.
Pass through Langeling Island, Grand Canada, Alagas, Lingbai Strait, today, South Korea, then Dongdan, and end at Coal City.
Although there is a bit of headwind and the ocean current is not good, it is not a big problem.
If we follow the current route and change the destination, it will directly deviate from my original intention of designing the route.
This is absolutely unacceptable to me.
So let me advise you.
Even if we go to northern Xinjiang first and settle the matter, you can send me to the ancestral land.
Then you do what you like and go wherever you like, I have no control over you."
Qi Mingpu shook his head like a rattle.
"No, He Xiazi, let me tell you, if you come to Xinjiangbei first, you will ruin my big business, and I will not be done with you by then.
We must go to Coal City first, we cannot stop in the north of Xinjiang."
Blind He almost cried. He didn't expect Qi Mingpu to be so insistent.
"Xiao Puzi, can we discuss it? Why are you so stubborn?"
"No, we have to go to Coal City. This is a matter of attitude. I can't let Brother Cai think I have a bad attitude."
So, these two people, whose combined ages are unknown, started a tug-of-war to convince each other.
Once everyone saw that they couldn't take action, they stopped worrying.
After all, we have to fly for 15 hours, so we have nothing to do. Just listen to the two of them chatting.
The cabin was very lively, and the cab was also lively.
Such a large transport aircraft requires at least two pilots.
Blind He is more rigorous in doing things, so he is assigned three.
Maybe he was thinking that when he went to the toilet, there would be two drivers sitting there pretending to be the same.
Blind He left the cab to find Qi Mingpu's theory. There were only two drivers left in the cab.
Suddenly the cab door was opened, and the first thing that came in was a fleshy ball with four short and fat legs.
I can't tell which side is the head and which is the tail. It's so tender and tender that it looks disgusting at first glance.
The next person who came in was a little green donkey.
It is green all over and is over one meter tall. It looks like a doll, but it is definitely not as cute as a doll.
After the little donkey came in, he didn't regard himself as an outsider at all.
Looking around, he was full of curiosity about the various facilities and instrument panels of the aircraft.
When the two drivers saw the little donkey standing up, they were dumbfounded and didn't understand what was going on.
Suddenly, the little donkey spoke.
"You two drive together and let me drive for a while.
I haven't driven this thing yet.
It looks pretty simple.”
However, the two pilots did not move. It was not because they had professional ethics and stuck to their posts, but because their brains were completely numb and they did not know how to move. It was considered a cataleptic spasm.
The little donkey had a bad temper. He made a remark, but when the other person didn't cooperate, he kicked him continuously.
It's very powerful.
Even the pilot's helmet was kicked to pieces, and the two pilots were stuck against the front windshield of the plane.
That is to say, the glass is strong, otherwise it will be kicked out directly.
"Qiqi is so awesome.
Why don't they open their eyes?
What would happen if we left it open and played? I can’t think of it.”
The little donkey got into the driver's seat, what did he feel like?
"Chongchong, you sit next to me and be my co-pilot.
Usually two people can drive this thing, it’s not like it can be driven by myself.”
