Chapter 2369 ninety percent cute
Wait, Jabadon suddenly remembered.
When I was driving the locust army just now, I didn't feel disoriented.
In other words, if you don't attack Nut directly, you may not be attacked.
Thinking of this, Jabadon took out a yellow skull from his crotch.
Crush it directly and turn it into a puff of yellow smoke.
As the smoke and dust dispersed, there were densely packed things inside that were squirming and expanding.
It was like countless insect eggs hatching rapidly.
In an instant, it turned into an overwhelming swarm of khaki-covered locusts.
After these locusts grew up in the wind, they flew straight to the land at the feet of the God of the Sky.
Then, a circle of dents appeared around Nut, and it continued to deepen.
It turns out that these locusts are eating sand and gravel, and because of their huge numbers, they move very fast.
It seems that Jabadon's idea is very simple. Since he cannot attack Nut's body, he should start from the surrounding environment.
This plateau is built on a stone forest. As long as the foundation of Nut's place is destroyed, the buildings will collapse and the sky will collapse.
Since Nut was pretending to be dead and unable to move, burying him should be the greatest kindness an invader could show towards the natives.
If you are lucky, according to the locust's teeth, it is not impossible to kill Nut directly.
The reason why the abyss of hell is so deep is because of these greedy locusts.
Every locust is transformed into the greediest desire in the human soul, which is really endless and devours the world.
Even all the world and all materials cannot satisfy human desires.
Therefore, it is only a matter of time before a seemingly vast plateau is eaten away by voracious locusts.
Cai Gen didn't expect that Jabadon still had so many bits and pieces.
Moreover, the effect is even better than that of highly poisonous locusts.
In an instant, I had a little idea to make a fortune.
"Duan Tudou, tell me, can you catch a few locusts and take them back to be cultivated?
If we open a garbage treatment plant, will we make a lot of money?
There is no labor, no water or electricity, and no rent.
Throw the locusts into the trash, and the rest is up to them to reproduce themselves.
It's really clean, environmentally friendly, and very mainstream.
Especially those garbage bags that cannot be biodegraded.
When the time comes, we will have a nationwide chain, go global, ring the Nasdaq bell, and reach the pinnacle of life.
How about it?
Are you interested?
I promise that after I make money, I will use half of my net profit to give you plastic surgery.
Is it interesting, bro?”
Originally, Duan Xiaohong actually imagined the scene described by Cai Gen.
It is indeed a bit of a head start and in line with the general trend.
It’s just that when I heard about it in the end, I did such a big business and made so much money just to give myself plastic surgery.
I immediately felt unhappy.
“Cai Bangzi, why are you so mouth-sharp?
I look pretty good and don't need plastic surgery.
It’s better to buy yourself some walnuts to supplement your brain.”
Cai Gen came to encourage Duan Xiaohong to catch a few, but he ended up being a bitch and spoke his mind.
Seeing that it was enough to fool Duan Xiaohong, he directly chose the next target.
Just when he was about to attack Pu Luo, he felt that the light in front of his eyes dimmed, as if the light was blocked by something.
Subconsciously, I looked up. At some point, Jabadon came over and carefully observed Cai Gen and the four of them.
If you include Arasa, there are five of them.
The gluttonous locusts couldn't finish their work for a while, so Jabadon turned his attention to Cai Gen and the others who had warned them.
After all, there was going to be a fierce battle soon, so how could he allow an audience to exist.
Even if Erzhuli made a guarantee, in Jabadon's heart his guarantee was worthless.
A man and a woman were sitting on a pony, and two people were lying next to them.
What kind of shape, formation, or performance art is this?
The two people sitting there are relatively ordinary, nothing special.
But the two lying down could not see the reality clearly.
Especially the pony, which seemed harmless to humans and animals, actually made Jabadon feel dangerous.
"What do you do?
Do you want to sell your soul and follow me to hell?"
Cai Gen glanced at him, didn't get up, didn't answer, and looked to the left.
Duan Xiaohong followed Cai Gen's example and looked to the right.
Puro and Loki didn't want to talk anymore and bowed their heads deeply.
Only Alasha did not escape.
"Is your brain going crazy?
Do you deserve to hang out with you?
Go away, don't leave any ink marks."
Cai Gen didn't expect that Alasha would be so hard.
And after seeing Jabadon's strength, he can still be so tough.
I really don’t know what she has to rely on. She just got up and left without saying a word.
Try to stay away from Arasa so as not to implicate yourself.
Seeing Cai Gen leaving so decisively, the others showed no sign of weakness.
Duan Xiaohong didn't even look at Alasha and followed Cai Gen away.
Pu Luo and Luo Jina crawled forward, followed closely behind them, with smoke coming out behind them.
Only Alasha herself was left in the same place, as if she had been struck by lightning.
What kind of teammate is this?
Why did you leave yourself alone?
I wanted to follow him, but I felt an angry aura coming down on me.
Ever since Jabadon shouted about the circle in hell, no one has dared to shout at him like this.
Although I feel that Alasha is a little bit embarrassed, in the face of dignity, it is worth taking the risk.
A green flame burned from Jabadon's head, indicating his anger.
She subconsciously reached for her crotch, not knowing what magic weapon she was going to pull out to punish Alasha for her disrespect.
Apart from complaining about Duan Xiaohong and the others' lack of attention to detail, Alasha didn't panic.
He stood up slowly, smiled like crescent moons with his eyes towards Jabadon, and started acting cute.
Use a sweet and greasy voice to pretend to be cute.
"Brother, I have had no parents or relatives since I was a child.
I have suffered a lot in growing up and suffered a lot.
It left me with irreparable wounds, both physically and mentally.
I'm usually not in good spirits and always talk nonsense.
It wasn't my intention just now. You wouldn't care about a psycho like me, would you?
Moreover, when I saw you today, I felt particularly connected.
If you don't mind, how about we become relatives.
Okay, since you don't answer, you acquiesce.
From now on, you can speak boldly when you go out.
He is the godson of my Alasha.
My godmother will protect you from now on and make sure you live until you die."
His initial words of submission confused Jabadon.
It turned out that she wanted to be his godmother. Jabadon even suspected that this horse was really mentally ill, right?
How big of a heart can you say such a thing?
He was stunned for a moment.
Cai Gen whispered to Duan Xiaohong from a distance.
"Duan Doudou, when you are fine, treat her illness.
Inheriting Loki's gene, his condition became more and more serious.
If things continue to develop like this, what will be done in the future?"
Duan Xiaohong also didn’t understand, what was Alasha doing?
He turned to look at Loki.
"Grandma Alasha, how old is your granddaughter?
Please explain it to us and save us from guessing."
Loki rubbed his face and said sadly.
"Alasa has been spoiled by me since childhood.
My own conditions are average, nothing outstanding.
It's just that she stole something from me and then started to act perverted.
As for the extent of the perversion, I don't know.
But she is still sane now, so her abnormality is limited."
Cai Gen's damn curiosity arose instantly.
"Second brother, what did she steal from you?
Is it important? Is it valuable?
If it’s valuable, I’ll get it back for you, how much can you share with me?”
Loki smiled at that time, but it was a forced smile.
"The god of suffering gave me some cuties back then to help me cultivate my power and improve my strength.
I don’t dare to use those cute little things unscrupulously. After all, if I’m not careful, I will lose my mind.
I only used less than 10% of the cute little ones to create an army that can launch Ragnarok.
I hid the remaining 90% of the cuties.
And it was hidden together with the Fruit of Life.
Later, I don’t know what kind of bad luck Alasa had.
I got the contaminated life fruit and 90% of the cute little ones.
I guess she doesn't dare to use the cutie too much.
However, judging from her current mental state, it should be quite useful.
I hope she won't be impulsive.
If you really piss her off, use all the little cuties.
Only the eldest brother will bear the consequences."
this...
Cai Gen was deceived at that time.
Unexpectedly, there was such a big thunder buried next to me.
He even brought her into the human world and returned home.
Just thinking about it made Cai Gen scared for a while.
Shout out quickly and smooth things over.
"Alasa, shut up.
Lord Jabadon, don't be impulsive.
She is really mentally ill, and all the dogs in our village run away when they see her.
Don't get along with him."
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