Seeing Guo Jianzhuang sitting up, he gave Cai Gen hope. It would be better if he didn't die. If he didn't die, there would still be hope. He would never cook for others casually again. The responsibility was too great.
"Are you okay? Are you back? Where were you just now?"
Facing Cai Gen's inquiry, Guo Jianzhuang's eyes were confused for a moment, then he patted his head hard.
"Ah, boss, I'm back. I'm jet lagged and my mind is a little confused."
Jet lag? Boss? Confused? What kind of answer is this? Besides, the voice is Guo Jianzhuang’s, and the tone is wrong.
Xiao Tmall was the first to discover the problem and reminded Cai Gen,
"Master, he is not Guo Jianzhuang. There is something else inside his body. It is very powerful, much more powerful than me. You have to be careful."
Something else? Cai Gen didn't understand. The situation in front of him was a bit challenging to his imagination. Just as he was about to speak, Xiao Sun spoke first.
"I went and it turned out to be the waiter. The waiter came back and shocked me."
Cai Gen tried to remember who the waiter was? Which waiter? Why was the waiter in Guo Jianzhuang's body?
At this time, Guo Jianzhuang stood up, touched his arms, and then his legs, as if a child had got a toy, with an ecstatic face and couldn't put it down.
"Third uncle, you haven't remembered yet? The waiter you mailed abroad is a fake mountain god."
Ah, Shinji Abe, it turned out to be him. Last time I watched TV, wasn't he overseas? He also visited that shrine, so why did he come back?
"Xiaoer? You're back? What's going on?"
Seeing Cai Gen ask, Guo Jianzhuang, no, the waiter jumped for a while and answered honestly,
"Boss, after I heard what you said, I went back to that shrine and vented my anger. Then those onmyojis started to catch me. At first, they were just a side dish, killing and eating. Later, the powerful old guys came out, and they all started to catch me.
They rounded me up, and after running around for a while I felt nervous and uncomfortable, so I asked my descendants to send me back.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a few people I didn't recognize. I was afraid of causing trouble for you, so I didn't show up. It just so happened that the soul of this body had left, and I was idle, so I came in. It was quite useful.
It’s very comfortable to use.”
Cai Gen found the express bag at the corner of the table, opened it, and saw that it was not an electric clipper, but a pair of pitch black leather covered with crayon drawings. He was dizzy.
It turns out that after he went back to become a demon, the waiter was beaten back. Hey, lighting up the shrine is considered a meritorious service. It can also control Guo Jianzhuang, which is killing two birds with one stone.
"Xiao Er, please take this body to the entrance of the Central Hospital and then come back."
The waiter was a little reluctant,
"Boss, can't you stay? I can be considered a person now, and I won't damage the body. His soul is gone, and he will become bad sooner or later."
Well, when he said getting worse, he probably meant FǔBài.
Do you want to stay? I firmly don’t think about it. This is a trouble that I can’t explain clearly. Cai Gen shook his head firmly.
"No, I'll find another body for you later. Besides, you're a mountain god, what kind of body do you want?"
Like a child who has lost his toy, the waiter was extremely reluctant, but he still listened to Cai Gen and opened the door and went out.
At this time, Xiao Timao could only talk.
"Master, how many secrets do you have? This is the mountain god. Did you raise it? You look so awesome. Although you don't have a license, in this land and water, you are considered a circle. You created the land and you raised the mountain god.
, you are doing justice when you go out to rob the Tao."
This idea is very novel. Cai Gen thought about it carefully and found that it was indeed very awesome. However, if he was so awesome, why would he go out to rob the Tao?
Just as he was about to say something to Xiao Tmall, he suddenly saw Zhen Shuiyin, whose eyes were straight. Where was she? Did she steal Guo Jianzhuang's meal just now?
Cai Gen walked up to Zhen Shuiyin and waved his hand over her eyes. There was indeed no response and she was a little panicked.
"Xiao Shui, what's wrong with you? Are you talking? Did you eat it secretly?"
Without saying a word, Xiao Sun raised his hand and was about to slap Zhen Shui Yin's mouth, but Zhen Shui Yin dodged it when she regained her composure. Her eyes regained their vitality, but they immediately turned red and tears welled up in her eyes.
"Brother Cai, is Guo Jianzhuang just gone? There are many magic weapons and poisonous things that can destroy human souls, but basically they all leave a sliver of life. At least they can be reincarnated as human beings. This meal of yours is amazing. I will delete it directly.
The hard drive that cleared the data was burned, it’s terrible.”
Obviously he seemed to be praising Cai Gen for his great rice, but compared with highly poisonous things, it really made Cai Gen unhappy. However, Xiao Sun agreed with Xiao Shui's words.
"Hey, Xiao Shui, you want to give it a try too. In the past, when playing games, I always paid attention to backing up the sword. Guo Jianzhuang just did it. If he failed, your chance of success will increase."
Zhen Shuiyin gave Xiao Sun a roll of her eyes,
"Why don't you try? If you fail too, give me another try and I'll take it."
Xiao Sun sighed and went to the corner to read a magazine.
"I'm not going to step in for you. What's the point of being a god? It's better to be here and be at ease while being controlled by others. You let the stinky cat take the stab."
Xiao Timao also rolled his eyes and jumped to the window. The place where Guo Jianzhuang was sitting just now was basking in the long-lost sun. He threw himself on the table like a dead dog and said lazily,
"Whoever likes to take care of others, there are those who are not afraid of death. I am not in a hurry. When the master becomes a god, I will eat that meal again."
This was Cai Gen’s first time hearing this story. He was very curious and quickly asked,
"Xiaotian, can I become a god? How?"
Zhen Shuiyin patted Cai Gen on the shoulder,
"Brother Cai, don't listen to Xiaotian's nonsense. The reason why the God of Suffering is a legend is that he has not become a god. He has always been in the world. Being called the God of Suffering is just an honorary title."
Wow, what Xiao Tmall meant was that he would never eat my meal. Cai Gen thought that this was wrong. It didn’t make sense logically.
"Xiao Shui, then Xiao Tmall doesn't want to eat, why are you doing it here with me?"
Zhen Shuiyin was obviously stunned by the question. Her brain was a bit weak and she didn't know.
"Yes, Xiaotian, if you don't want to eat, what are you doing here?"
Xiao Tianmao seemed reluctant to say it, but still said perfunctorily,
"Who says I'm talking nonsense? Who says the God of Bitterness can't become a god in the human world? It's all nonsense. Who can say it clearly?"
This answer is quite vague, but judging from Xiao Tmall's appearance, I won't explain it in detail. Anyway, there are many things I don't understand. If they were all true, Cai Gen would not be able to survive.
"Xiao Shui, you said, if Guo Jianzhuang died like this, your fellow villagers won't cause trouble for me, right?"
Zhen Shuiyin thought about it for a while, shook her head, and explained the analysis results of her and Xiao Tmall to Cai Gen.
"Brother Cai, the last time they came here and they dared to cause trouble in your place, it means that most of them don't know about giving rice to become a god, or they don't know that you can give rice to become a god.
Therefore, if Guo Jianzhuang dies, his grandfather will know the reason and it can only be considered bad luck.
Just like being electrocuted will give you superpowers, but there is a high probability that you will be electrocuted to death. If you choose to take risks for superpowers, you deserve to be electrocuted to death."