Cai Gen was lying on the table sleeping soundly. It is said that alcohol was invented to relieve human beings' existential anxiety. Cai Gen was indeed very anxious these days, and alcohol did relieve it a lot.
In a daze, I also dreamed that the Monkey King, the Monkey King, came to my place to interview as a waiter. It was a very funny interview scene, and we even chatted for a while.
Xiaoqiang's scream woke up Cai Gen. He got up and looked around. It was already dark outside and the lights in the store were turned on.
Xiaoqiang saw that Cai Gen was awake and said while pushing the door open,
"Lao Gen, I went home, my wife called me, and I won't be with you tonight."
After saying that, he opened the door and went out. Cai Gen knew in his heart that Xiao Qiang's running away and his wife's phone call were not the direct cause, but the old lady on the fly's shoulder.
He casually picked up a pack of cigarettes on the table, took one out, lit it and took a puff.
No, this is not the smell of Qi Yuan cigarettes.
Take a closer look at the cigarette box. A pack of cigarettes costs 22 yuan.
Did I go crazy and buy a pack of cigarettes worth 22 yuan? Did I drink too much? Is it an impulse purchase? I touched my pocket and found that the 50 yuan in my pocket was still there.
Damn it, I wasn’t dreaming just now, someone really came for an interview to be a waiter, or is it the Monkey King, the Monkey King who has been reincarnated for thousands of generations, coming to my job as a waiter?
Cai Gen was shocked by his conclusion and felt much more energetic. It must have been a dream, but the cigarette in his mouth always reminded him that it was not a dream, but reality.
I put out my cigarette, went to the bathroom and washed my face, feeling completely refreshed.
I looked at the quartz clock and saw that it was 7 o'clock in the evening. I looked at the computer and it still didn't work.
I prayed silently that it was just a dream and the Monkey King would not come.
The door still opened, and the crisp ringing of the bell shattered Cai Gen's prayers, and Xiao Sun walked in.
It turns out that he is not black, but because he is dirty. He took a bath and shaved his head. He is very clean and tidy. But why did he shave his head? You are a senior brother, not a master.
I also changed my clothes. I wore a black assault suit, black assault pants, and outdoor shoes. I looked very energetic, just like a high school student outside. I am 32 years old, and I look really young.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Cai Gen behind the bar. He came up to him with a smile, took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and handed it to Cai Gen.
"Boss, are you awake? I took a shower and had my hair cut. I came back to see you asleep. Then I went out to change clothes. I just came back."
Cai Gen took the cigarette, and Xiao Sun lit it enthusiastically. After taking a puff, it was still 22 yuan a box. What a waste.
"Xiao Sun, you don't smoke either. Why do you buy something so expensive? Smoking hurts your health. Buying something expensive also hurts your money."
Xiao Sun put the cigarette on the bar and smiled shyly,
"Boss, I spent all my money, and what was left was of no use, so I bought a pack of cigarettes. I want to buy them later, but I have no money left."
Sure enough, he is a free and easy Monkey King, and he has no use for the remaining money? His outdoor clothes are not genuine, right? Then it costs tens of thousands of dollars, right?
Cai Gen shook his head and asked something more serious.
"Xiao Sun, are you really Sun Wukong, the Monkey King?"
It’s strange that Cai Gen asked this. Didn’t he ask this question during the interview in the afternoon?
But Xiao Sun still answered honestly,
"Boss, I am definitely not one now, but I was the Monkey King 342 years ago."
This answer is very mysterious. You might as well answer yes directly. Cai Gen continues to work hard to find a reasonable place.
"Xiao Sun, can you change to 72?"
The question was a little off track. Xiao Sun did not forget to remind Cai Gen,
"Boss, since the day I reincarnated, I have been an ordinary person without any supernatural powers. Unless I cultivate to the right state and become a god, I will always be reincarnated as an ordinary person."
Ordinary people, this is relatively easy to get along with. If there is really some kind of immortal, who will be the waiter for whom in the future? Cai Gen felt a little relieved and asked the most worrying question,
"You don't want a salary, right? Just provide food and accommodation?"
When Xiao Sun heard this, he also relaxed. He thought Cai Gen was going to drive him away because he didn't have magical powers.
"Yes, boss, I don't want a salary, just food and accommodation."
"Then you know what takeout shops do, right?"
"I know, I came to you on foot. I also served as a rider delivering food on the way. I'm familiar with this routine."
I have been a rider, which is very good. Cai Gen was originally worried about his yin and yang eyes and being afraid of delivering food at night. Now that the Monkey King is here to control the house, he will no longer be afraid.
"Xiao Sun, just treat it like your own home. There is an attic above. When you are sleepy, you go to bed. If you have work, you can deliver meals. If there is no work, you can go to the kitchen and watch TV."
Xiao Sun was really casual. He took off his coat casually, hung it up in the kitchen, and started washing rags and wiping the table. He was very skilled, as if he had been doing this for a long time.
Cai Gen looked at the hard-working Xiao Sun and finally regained the feeling of being a boss. He actually felt a little excited and burst into tears.
But when I thought about the Monkey King doing the work, I started to worry again, what kind of mess is this.
I cooked two portions of egg-fried rice, brought it out, and called Xiao Sun, who had finished his work, to eat together.
As expected of a 32-year-old adult with a high emotional intelligence, he is nothing like the stupid young man in Journey to the West. He couldn’t stop praising Cai Gen for his skill. From south to north, I have never tasted such delicious egg fried rice.
Cai Gen felt embarrassed when he heard that the flattery went too far, and the horse flew away.
As soon as I finished eating, the flies came. I opened the door and started to look back at the glass door, but I didn't see anything. I found a dining table to sit down and started smoking. I was startled when I saw Xiao Sun.
"Lao Gen, is this your relative's child?"
Cai Gen thought, if he said he was a waiter and didn't need any money, no one would believe him, so just make up a lie.
"My aunt's grandson is my nephew, he calls me third uncle. He graduated from junior high school and has nothing to do, so he came to my place to help."
This statement is very credible. The fly did not question it and just shouted,
"Grand nephew, come and smoke a cigarette. Your third uncle and I are not outsiders. You can just call me uncle from now on."
When Cai Gen heard this, he was shocked. Are you crazy? You asked the Monkey King to call you uncle. Aren't you afraid that people will crush you to death? Say it quickly,
"I'm not young anymore. You call me Third Uncle because I'm senior. You just talk about it. Xiaosun, here you go, call me Brother Fly."
Xiao Sun's emotional intelligence is indeed very high, and he also understands Cai Gen's thoughts, so he quickly ran out of the kitchen,
"Here you go, Third Uncle, hello, Brother Fly, I don't smoke, you can smoke."
Maybe he found that Cai Gen had taken advantage of him, so he retorted like a fly, but the instant pain in his shoulder reminded him of business.
"Lao Gen, please look at your shoulder quickly. It really hurts. Can you see if the old man is still here?"
From the glass door, Cai Gen could clearly see the old lady on Fei Fei's shoulder. However, the old lady seemed to have heard Fei Fei's words and began to look at Cai Gen with her cold eyes.
The coldness in his eyes made Cai Gen tremble, but Xiao Sun quickly stood in front of Cai Gen and blocked the old lady's eyes. He turned around and said to Cai Gen,
"Third uncle, do you usually take on business like this?"