Even if my third uncle is a scumbag and wants to poison my third aunt to death, why did he take you along with him?
Don't be so shameless, are you worthy?"
Xiao Sun's explanation for Cai Gen was very off track, because after he finished speaking, Yuanyuan had already shifted the focus of her attention from Cai Gen to Duan Xiaohong.
Could it be that
Duan Xiaohong absolutely doesn't care whether things are right or wrong. As long as someone dares to criticize her, she will defend her right to speak to the death.
"Why am I not worthy? Why am I not worthy?
The son of the village chief of my hometown has committed suicide several times because of me, and I can honestly say that he is absolutely a piece of cake."
Xiao Tmall felt that at the critical moment, he felt guilty for not helping.
"Mother, don't worry, my master definitely doesn't meet that condition. He can't even feed himself, so how can he think about taking a concubine?
Besides, even if you are looking for someone, you have to find someone as straightforward as Xiao Shui or someone like Duan Tudou, how competitive is that?"
Cai Gen really wants to kick Xiao Tmall to death, so what else do he want to do to cause trouble?
At this time, Yuanyuan turned her attention to Zhen Shuiyin again. She was really upright. This tall guy, regardless of his face, would definitely kill him from behind.
"Lao Gen, what's going on? You've had your thoughts for a long time, but the conditions don't allow it?"
Oh my god, let’s destroy the world, why is it so chaotic? Cai Gen wants to cry a little bit.
Zhen Shuiyin felt that these words were getting more and more confusing the more she said them, and she had to explain them.
"Sister-in-law, it's definitely not me. Duan Tudou is talking about that charming and beautiful woman with short hair. I have long hair."
While saying this, Zhen Shuiyin even pulled up her hair to show Yuanyuan.
It's over, this is considered solid, Cai Gen must speak, ready to go, ready to explain clearly at once.
"Moo"
"Moo"
It started again.
This act of pretense came at just the right time, interrupting the situation that was getting a little out of control just now.
After more than ten seconds, the two people returned to normal again.
"Did I act like a cow again just now?"
Yuanyuan felt that she had forgotten something again, so she quickly asked the people around her.
Everyone nodded at the same time. To be honest, there was nothing to hide and this matter cannot be settled.
Cai Gen felt that the timing was very good and quickly asked.
"Honey, is there anything strange about your body? It was before and after you turned into a cow."
Yuanyuan was a little panicked, so she forced herself to calm down and tried to remember.
"Cai Bangzi, before I transformed into a cow, I would have some heart palpitations and chest tightness. After transforming back, I'm back to normal."
"Yes, hubby, I also have these symptoms."
Well, if the symptoms are the same, then the cases can be combined.
"Brothers and sisters, please give your professional judgment. What's going on?
I am just a wife, nothing can happen to her."
Cai Gen asked for help in various ways and remained calm.
Yuanyuan seemed to be still thinking about the beautiful short-haired woman just now, and she took care of Cai Gen.
"Whatever, one or two, I don't have them anymore, so you can feel free to look for short-haired, charming and beautiful women. Find as many as you want."
Xiao Timao jumped up to the bar and retorted loudly and seriously.
"Mother, don't worry, it's impossible.
The master's financial situation cannot afford the bride price, so it is impossible for anyone to follow him.
If you are gone, there is a high probability that he will die alone, and there is a small probability that he will leave with you halfway."
Cai Gen felt that it was better to change the topic back, otherwise it would go further and further and there would be no way back.
"Let's talk about the business first and stop talking nonsense.
In the house, there are only two people pretending to be sick. Can you analyze it and see what they have in common?"
Xiao Sun was the first to speak. Because he has good eyesight, he has greater responsibility.
"Third uncle, Duan Tudou and aunt are all women."
After finishing speaking, before Cai Gen could refute, Zhen Shuiyin stopped and glared at Xiao Sun angrily.
"No, when did you become blind? Why am I okay?"
Xiao Sun glanced at Zhen Shui Yin, felt horrified, and said unconsciously.
"Here, why did you forget this? So you are also a woman? That was my negligence."
Wow, it's better not to explain. The anger in Zhen Shuiyin's eyes can burn the Pacific Ocean dry.
Xiao Tmall felt that his knowledge was not bad, and expressed his opinions in a timely manner.
"Because the mistress and Duan Tudou are both good-looking.
No, Duan Tudou doesn’t look like a human being.
This is not true either.”
Next, Xiao Tmall received Duan Xiaohong’s scolding.
"You blind cat, what's wrong with me is that I'm the son of our village chief."
Zhen Shuiyin had already started to clasp her fingers with her head lowered due to the secondary injury. She didn't know whether it was because of her grievance or because her hands were itchy and she wanted to do something.
As for whether to fight Xiaosun, who doesn't think of herself as a woman, or Xiao Tianmao, who doesn't think of herself as a beauty, Cai Gen has no way of deciding.
Shi Huozhu didn't dare to speak for a long time. The topic was actually too sensitive and he could easily get burned if he mixed it up.
When it came to business, I felt it was time to use my professional knowledge.
"Brother Cai, what they have in common is that they are short in stature?
Because of their height, they can absorb toxic gases at low altitudes.
Just like children are more likely to absorb formaldehyde because formaldehyde is suspended about one meter away, adults are better off.
So even though they are both women, it’s fine for the goddess Zhen, but they are pretending to be awesome?”
Although it was well-founded and the examples were scientific, it was inevitable that Yuanyuan and Duan Tudou would look down upon them.
Regardless of whether it was reasonable or not, Cai Gen wanted to beat him.
"Brother Shi, what you said is not scientific at all. Isn't Xiaoling Tmall short enough?
Besides, aren’t they all as tall as one person?
I don’t think my wife is short, she’s just right, small and exquisite.”
Finished, is this word used incorrectly?
Cai Gen felt murderous again. Why was it so difficult to speak today?
I don't feel this way usually, I feel very comfortable.
Zhen Shuiyin probably calmed down and began to summarize.
"That is, it has nothing to do with gender, appearance, height, and, by the way, it has nothing to do with food. Why is that?"
"Moo"
"Moo"
It’s started again, why is this interval so unstable?
It was him for more than ten minutes, and it was him for three or two minutes. Isn't it too casual?
"Honey, please don't go to class today. Although it is lively and lively, it is a bit scary."
As his wife just recovered, Cai Gen quickly dealt with real problems.
Yuanyuan felt that Cai Gen was right, so she quickly picked up the phone and went to the kitchen to ask for leave.
Duan Xiaohong's heart is relatively big. It doesn't seem to matter whether he pretends to be cool or not. He still drinks the rest of the liquor from there!
Cai Gen took advantage of his wife's absence and lowered his voice to scold Duan Xiaohong.
"Duan Doudou, are you looking for trouble? What about short hair? What about coquettishness? Are you deliberately trying to trick me?"
"Cai Bangzi, what did I say wrong? Your mouth is so drooling. Did I wrong you?"
"Don't force me to fall out with you, Duan Tudou, don't mention anything about short hair again~"
The last sentence happened to be heard by Yuanyuan coming out of the kitchen.
"Lao Gen, are you hiding something from me? Who is the one with short hair?"
Cai Gen quickly regained his composure and spoke sincerely as usual.
"There is no such person at all, someone with short hair or long hair, just kidding."
The bell rang and the store door opened.
Tamamo walked in and started to blame Cai Gen when she saw him.
"It's all your fault. If you don't help me, something big will happen. Cai Gen, you have to be responsible."
