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Duan Xiaohong seemed to be a little annoyed as she recalled the original scene.
"Actually, I was still young at the time, and the masters didn't want to help me because I didn't think it was time to do the work.
I just had to fight that big rabbit.
Fortunately, the masters felt sorry for me and helped me in the end.
This little calf was rescued, and I was left lying there for more than half a year.
Nowadays, people with five to six are said to be feudal and superstitious. Do you have a conscience?
Erzhu, touch it, is your conscience still there?"
As she spoke, Duan Xiaohong became excited and raised her hand.
According to her past attitude of being like a stone and a fire bead, she is about to take action.
But Er Zhuzi saw that he was experienced in fighting. He immediately took out a cigarette and put it in Duan Xiaohong's hand. He lit it quickly and escaped the disaster.
He smiled awkwardly and handed out another round of cigarettes to everyone present.
"Xiaohong, of course I have a conscience, and I have never forgotten the grace of saving my life.
From the moment you saved me, I secretly swore that I would be by your side in this life."
What's the use of talking about it?
Without some practical actions, it is easy to be despised.
This is what everyone is thinking now. Mother-in-law Cai thought of something in time.
"Er Zhuzi, did you commit suicide just to be with her?"
When this matter was mentioned, Erzhuzi was not embarrassed at all and looked proud.
"Auntie, that's not true. When I chased her, she didn't like me.
In the end, I had no choice but to think about whether I could be with her alive or not. The worst case scenario was that I would end up living with her after death, so we could still be together for a long time."
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Cai Gen thinks this second pillar is unusual.
What Liang Shanbo and what Romeo are, compared with these two pillars, they are extremely weak.
They don't just smash the pot and die, they just want to go to court and become a breeze.
Sure enough, the love of a great immortal is not something ordinary people can fathom.
He and his wife Yuanyuan looked at each other with admiration. This boy is so extraordinary.
Shi Huozhu seemed to have heard some big joke and couldn't help laughing.
Inviting Xiao Sun and Xiao Er to join them, everyone laughed together in such an atmosphere.
Although everyone knows that this is not a joke, and his infatuation is worthy of respect.
But something just doesn’t feel right, and I’m inexplicably happy.
In the end, Duan Xiaohong and Er Zhuzi were inspired to laugh together. After all, the person was not dead, so it was good to hear it as a joke.
Xiaosun didn't know why he had a drink with Erzhuzi. After drinking, he continued to ask questions kindly.
"Brother, what happened next? If you really wanted to die, would you still be able to die?"
Er Zhuzi was overwhelmed with alcohol at first glance. After drinking a glass, his face turned red and he began to speak more relaxedly.
"I committed suicide twice and failed.
Once I drank pesticides and it turned out to be fake. I almost died from gastric lavage and enema.
Another time I was hanging myself, the rope was not strong and broke. I broke my leg and had to use crutches for half a year.
When I wanted to slit my wrists for the third time, Xiaohong stopped me.
She said that we are not in the same circle, and even if I die, she will not let me be on her list."
Duan Xiaohong was listening next to her, with a proud look on her face, as if to say, "Look, I'm not lying. Is there really someone who committed suicide for me?"
Mother-in-law Cai became more and more strange as she listened, as if she was beginning to question the level of education of these two pillars.
Normally knowledgeable and educated people would not think about problems so blankly.
"Er Zhuzi, what's your education level?"
"Auntie, my highest degree is a graduate degree, double major."
Let me go, where are the top students?
I really couldn’t tell, Cai’s mother-in-law didn’t even know how to answer it.
Zhen Shuiyin wanted to know what happened next.
"Er Zhuzi, you can't get into her court even if you die, will you give up?
Change your mind, start a new life, study hard, will you succeed in your studies?"
Er Zhuzhu looked lovingly at Duan Xiaohong next to him and shook his head firmly without any embarrassment.
"No, Xiaohong said that we are not in the same circle, I will find a way to become one and that will be it.
At the beginning, I found many great immortals to get started, but I was born with no luck and was defrauded of a lot of money.
It seems that there are too many scammers among the people, so we can only find formal channels.
It just so happens that a distant relative of mine is in Black Province. They have Harvard College there, but the admissions requirements are very high, and it is considered a first-class undergraduate program.
I originally had a good foundation and was not stupid. In order to be with Xiaohong, I studied hard and finally got into Harvard College with the second best score in the city."
It ranks second in the city. Not to mention colleges and universities, you can choose randomly. You can get into the top ten.
Is it so difficult to get into Harvard College?
Suddenly Cai Gen realized something was wrong and asked Shi Huozhu in a low voice.
"Isn't Harvard in a foreign country?"
Shi Huozhu didn't answer, but pointed in the west direction. Cai Gen understood instantly.
Oh, it turns out the focus is on Buddhism, and the only thing hahaha is place names.
But looking at the two pillars who are not wearing cassocks and are not bald, is there a story?
"After entering Harvard College, I studied hard and hoped to graduate with honors.
By then, we will be in the same circle as Xiaohong, and we will have a foundation for being together.
However, I suddenly figured out something: being a monk means you can’t have a family. Isn’t this nonsense?”
This time it was Cai Gen who couldn't stand it any longer and took the lead in laughing.
I don’t know who the elder of these two pillars understands that monks cannot start a family. If they are seniors, it would be a bit tragic.
Of course, it's morally wrong to make fun of other people's bad experiences, but everyone drank a lot.
Maybe it’s because the laughter has become less interesting, maybe what these two pillars are doing is too joyful, maybe it’s because the atmosphere of this New Year is just too sad.
Anyway, everyone burst into laughter again, and even Erzhuzi also giggled helplessly, laughing at himself for being so stupid.
Cai's father laughed for a while and felt a little distressed when he saw Er Zhuzhu. This kid is really talkative.
"Silly boy, what did you do next?"
Erzhu stood up, completely revealing his priest's robe and the shining golden cross.
Suddenly he clasped his hands together, then reacted strangely and drew a cross on his body.
"Later, I returned to the embrace of the Lord.
After graduating from Harvard College, I took the postgraduate entrance examination, and I took the postgraduate entrance examination at Northeastern Theological Seminary across majors and faiths.
Now I am a devout Christian and a pastor who has dedicated his life to the salvation of the world."
