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Seeing that Zhang Mouse seemed to be into the drama, Xi Beast was very cooperative, happy and even more relaxed.
He walked into Zhang Mozi's clone unscrupulously, and was not afraid of being attacked. He looked left and right, as if he were meeting for the first time.
"Yeah, I'm just saying, why do we do this thing every year?
I am idle and idle. The years are boring and I come to relieve my boredom.
Why are you so motivated?
is it necessary?"
Zhang Mouse didn't attack Xi Beast either. As if he really meant what he said, dozens of clones put their maces on the ground at the same time and turned around to shout at Pika.
"Shi Huozhu, you little brat.
It’s okay to make me like this, don’t you even have the eyesight to smoke a whole cigarette?”
Shi Huozhu, who had never dared to talk to him, hurriedly rummaged through his pockets as if he had received an amnesty. As a result, he went out in a hurry and usually relied on Cai Gen's cigarettes, but he couldn't find anything.
Cai Gen looked at Shi Huozhu's actions, helplessly took out a box of good cigarettes from Aunt Li last time from the car, and handed them to Shi Huozhu.
Shi Huozhu smiled gratefully and didn't dare to get out of the car, so he threw it out through the open window.
As a result, the box of cigarettes missed all Zhang Mouse's clones and fell into a very embarrassing position.
Dozens of Zhang Mouse looked at the cigarette that was out of reach, and then looked at the stone fire beads in the car.
If that look could kill someone, even if Shi Huozhu died a thousand times it wouldn't be enough.
Sichen is closest to the Stone Fire Pearl and cannot move his body, but his mouth can.
A mouthful of spit sprayed on Shi Huozhu's face.
"Damn fat man, did you do this on purpose?
Knowing that my eldest brother has difficulty moving now, are you teasing me by still doing this?"
Shi Huozhu was about to cry, why did he just ignore it?
Why don't you use more force?
This is so embarrassing and misleading.
He ignored the drool on his face and looked at Cai Gen.
"Brother Cai, give me another box."
Cai Gen turned around and acted as if he didn't hear anything.
A pack of more than twenty cigarettes doesn't come from money, right?
Even if it was given by Aunt Li, didn't it come from money?
Zhang Moazi looked at it for a while, but there was really nothing he could do.
Pull your legs out of the soil and stand unsteadily.
But after fixing the body shape, I still can't reach the smoke on the ground.
Even if you hold a two-meter mace, you can't reach it.
I tried several times but failed and started to curse.
"Shi Huozhu, you bastard, you are nothing, just a useless snack.
You definitely did it on purpose, you were waiting for it.
Don’t let me meet anyone from your Shi family in the next life, it won’t be easy for anyone.”
The one who finally broke the situation turned out to be Xi Beast.
He walked to the cigarette box, picked it up, and handed it to Zhang Mouse, who was the spokesperson.
"Why do you still get into this bad habit?
There are too many contaminations in the world, and I am not very self-disciplined."
Zhang Mozi hesitated for a moment, took the cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath. It was much better than eating tobacco leaves.
Only then did I take a closer look at the cigarette case, and felt uncomfortable.
Shi Huozhu is doing well in the workplace, but he has never been willing to buy such good cigarettes.
It seemed that I suddenly thought of the scenes I had experienced in the human world, and I felt even more sad.
Seeing that Zhang Mouse was in a mood, the emotions in his eyes were very complicated, Xi Beast thought this was an opportunity.
As if he was familiar with it, he took the cigarette from Zhang Mouzi's mouth. He didn't dislike it. He took a puff of it himself, and then gave it back to Zhang Mouse.
"Zi Shu, let's go to the Great Heaven, we are of the same sect.
Otherwise you wouldn't be able to sustain it for so long.
We are born from the same roots, so why be too hasty when we are in conflict with each other?"
Zhang Moazi didn't dislike Xi Beast's intimate actions. No matter whether he was a mortal in the world or a colleague above him, in fact, no one understood him well than his mortal enemy.
"Who says it's not? What's the point of all this?
I’ve been fed up with it for a long time, but I can’t help it.”
The wheel of fortune has stopped spinning, and everyone has come to draw lots.
Relevant sinecures were left through the back door.
My own group became rootless duckweeds after the departure of Palace Master Guanghan, and they were taken down in the first wave.
I have come down, I still have to do my annual work.
Then, everyone faced an embarrassing situation.
If letting the horse run or not letting it eat grass is a trivial matter, then the time difference is the most fatal.
Twelve brothers and sisters did not come down together.
The short difference may be a few decades, or the long difference may be hundreds of years. How can this be done?
It can only be done by whoever catches up. No matter whose turn it is, the annual work cannot be left behind.
Life is really hard.
Cai Gen was in the car, looking a little confused.
How does this look like the enemies who were fighting each other to death and eating each other's flesh just now?
It is completely the rhythm of brothers in distress telling each other their heartfelt feelings.
If Xishou is mentally ill, it seems that Xiaonian Shenjun has also become abnormal after years of torture.
Xishou thought this rhythm was good. Seeing that Zhang Mouse had finished smoking, he took the initiative to light one for him.
"How about we change the charter starting this year?
Don't fight him to death when you meet him, just turn a blind eye.
What can I do to the people who want me to kill them during the Chinese New Year?
Anyway, if I don’t do anything, the damned person will die, so it’s better to die in a meaningful way.”
Zhang Mouse lowered his head to smoke. When he heard the word "meaning", he raised his head and looked at Xi Beast.
"Is it meaningful to let you die today?
Then who do I need to fill the gap?"
Is this problem impossible to overcome after all?
Ximon seems to be recalling what was written in the script, but he really can't remember it.
He took out a tattered note of unknown material from behind his back.
After taking a closer look, his expression straightened.
"I also understand that the meaning of your existence is to stop me, the Huohuo people.
How could I not think about you?
Otherwise, I will leave some of my men to paddle with you here until dawn.
Then, I will, haha, you understand."
Zhang Mozi's eyes lit up, as if he was really moved.
"What a great idea. From an outsider's perspective, we have worked very hard to complete our mission, and we are not going to meet in life or death.
Can you still have fun and it’s a win-win situation for everyone?”
Sure enough, he got into the fun, and Xishou became very happy.
"Yes, an absolute win-win!
Year after year, time flies by, you and I remain the same as before, and we are all happy."
Seeing Zhang Mouse with his head lowered in thought, Xishou felt that he should work harder.
If the boss of the twelve zodiac signs nods, it will be easier for everyone else behind him.
"Especially since your unit is about to become obsolete now, who is still assessing such a useless thing?
It’s not that you can’t think about it, if you insist on it every year, who still cares about this nonsense?”
Zhang Mozi remained silent and just smoked puff after puff.
His expression seemed to be imagining something wonderful, and his face looked happy.
This was the last step, so Xishou gritted his teeth and revealed his trump card.
“Especially since this year is the Year of Jiazi, it’s time to turn the old calendar over and let us re-establish the rules.
Otherwise, I'll take a step back and let's try it first.
Even if this Jiazi is an experiment, you can see if it's comfortable or not, isn't it okay?"
