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Chapter 23: A Thousand Drinks Will Not Get Drunk

Everyone: "..."

Feeling comfortable? You have just woken up, and now you are feeling comfortable? Is it so magical? Those who don’t know may think you fell asleep just after a big health care session...

"What exactly is going on?"

Marshal Ma frowned and thought for a while, and finally remembered, his face became solemn: "Didn't I get attacked? I remember I was poisoned, but now...what's going on?"

Everyone: "..."

"Are you all stupid? Are you all mute? Are you all still hairy with your mouths open and your eyes open?"

The commander was very angry. When he turned around, he saw a strange figure sitting in front of his brother's bed, closing his chin with his hand.

Immediately afterwards, the silver needles were snatched, and they came down in a row...

Then he pressed his wrist pulse with his hand and remained silent.

Ma Daocheng suddenly realized that a miraculous doctor had arrived. It seemed that this miraculous doctor had just cured himself and was now treating his younger brother Ma Daocheng.

"How is Gong?"

What is the deep love between brothers, Marshal Ma asked hurriedly.

His answer was a "wow"...

Ma Daogong's mouthful of black blood almost sprayed on my brother's face.

"It's really a magical method. It's successful! It's successful again! Ahhhh!"

The doctors in white clothes danced and danced, and their voices changed their tone.

Ma Daicheng gasped and looked at his brother's face with bleeding from all the orifices. He touched his own face and saw the same thing. He couldn't help but asked in shock: "Who is this miracle doctor...?"



After a while.

The entire Western Army camp, from top to bottom, was filled with joy.

Ma Daocheng and Ma Daogong performed three rounds of exercises and confirmed that they had fully recovered. Their faces were rosy and they were refreshed. They still looked half sick, and they even felt that their bodies were much better than before the injury.

According to Ma Daogong's words: "I feel that now I can kill the Yan army on the opposite side by myself, seven in and seven out!"

These words made the eldest brother Ma Dacheng very unhappy, and he immediately reprimanded him: "Isn't it the way to be handsome if you are brave and fierce?"

Ma Daogong: "..."

I was just excited, but I didn’t really go.

I just heard my eldest brother say, "Why haven't you been released to lead the army alone in these years? It's because of your frizzy temper! If you don't change it, you will be embarrassed!"

Ma Daogong: "..."

Is it just because of this that I can't be released? How many soldiers and horses do we have in Daqin? How can we let our Ma family have two handsome men? You old bastard occupies the latrine by yourself, leaving me with nowhere to go, and yet you still suffer every day

I have a knife in my heart.

He could only say: "What the elder brother said makes sense, and the younger brother has learned a lesson."

Ma Daocheng nodded with satisfaction, and then ordered the whole army: "No one is allowed to laugh anymore! Let alone be happy! Everyone must be as dignified and calm as before, and act as if they are about to cry at any time.

, just like your biological father is about to die, um... I didn’t mean that, I just mean, you all understand... In a few days, I will hang up the white banner and say to the outside world that I am really dead."

All the generals twisted their faces. They no longer want to be happy, they want to cry, and they want to die!

Originally we were really happy from the bottom of our hearts, but you made us look like we were about to die soon. We picked this up cheaply, even though we treat you like a father and a brother... And, that sentence

I'm really dead. Didn't I take advantage of us?

Anyway, the mentality of the generals at this meeting is very complicated and strange. It is really a change of mentality, which is a bit unpredictable!

In fact, the generals are pretty good here, and they still have some self-control.

But the big soldiers below are much more difficult to control one by one. Please tell me how I can pretend to be crying when I am happy in my heart?

This is really too difficult, too difficult...

At every turn...

"...Hey, I feel so uncomfortable. I feel like my heart is really tightening and my liver is tearing...Pfft, hahahaha..."

"Pfft...hahaha..."

"Me too, I feel like the sky is falling, hahaha..."

"It's so uncomfortable... I need to drink some wine to relieve my sorrow..."

"..."

In response to this situation, the generals waved their whips one by one, scolded the whole camp with fierce faces.

"You guys are still ambushing me for a ball game! Can you still have some snacks? You will die if you don't laugh?!"

"If it's because of you that the commander-in-chief ruined something important, let's see how many heads you have to pay for it!"

"And you, why are your shoulders shaking? You're so fucking laughing that your face is full of tears... I'm going to show you, uncle, can you not be so excited?"

"..."

After some pressure, although he still laughed a lot, he finally became much calmer.



In the big tent.

All the high-ranking officials of the Western Army gathered together, everyone was smiling, and they thanked the Great Miracle Doctor Nantian Yannan without saying a word. Compliments and compliments came rolling in like a sea.

Today is a happy day for the Western Army. The two generals were seriously injured and dying, but they fully recovered in a matter of seconds. Such a shocking change made everyone in the Western Army feel that their backs were straightened again and their confidence had returned.

Yes, I'm back in full swing.

They had always been afraid of the attack of the Tiger, Wolf and Yan army on the opposite side, but now in their eyes and hearts they had turned into a group of lambs about to fall into a trap.

Originally, I was always worried that the opponent would come over at some point, but now everyone is gearing up and just wants to fight back.

Ma Daocheng and Ma Daogong smiled brightly as they spoke to Fengyin, keeping their attitudes extremely low and being as polite as possible. Their deep gratitude was beyond words.

After all, it was a life-saving grace, and it was a great favor that saved the Western Army and indirectly prevented the Western Front from collapsing. The two Marshals Ma were full of gratitude, but they also had an embarrassment that could not be concealed.

"Mr. Nan, I'm really sorry for this..." Ma Daocheng's face was full of tangles.

"The army is shabby, and there really isn't anything good that can be used to thank the miracle doctor..."

"This is really... really..."

Ma Daogong was extremely embarrassed.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! But there is really no way. Who can take the gold and silver with them when they are on an expedition?

But not everyone is a second generation like Kazekage, carrying a huge space ring with him!

These two marshals really have nothing to offer at the moment.

Even if he wanted to give the miracle doctor some souvenirs as a thank you, he couldn't.

Ordinary gold, silver, etc... How can a miracle doctor care about such things?

The two Ma coaches were so thirsty when they said thank you that they even felt that it was meaningless: What's the use of just licking the Lakers with your mouth if you can't bring out anything?

Not only is it meaningless, it’s simply shameless and morally deficient!

Although the miracle doctor has been saying that it doesn't matter and there is no need for compensation, no matter whether others are polite or not, as a recipient of favors, how can he not express it?

Since there is nothing, I will report it later.

The way soldiers repay their benefactors is actually very simple. No matter which world or life they are in, it is the same: drink to death!

Two hundred and forty personal guards known as the 'Twelve Heavenly Horses' were responsible for the security of the big tent here; twelve people wore exclusive clothes symbolizing the 'Twelve Heavenly Horses' and guarded the surroundings of the big tent with expressionless faces.

Others wore ordinary soldier clothes and acted as sentries, um, and also served as waiters.

In an instant, large basins of various dishes were served.

When you eat in the army, you basically eat in this way. You don't want to be exquisite or have a good taste, but you want to have a large portion and satisfy yourself first.

The basin, which was big enough for a child to bathe, was filled with meat, which was sticking out and trembling.

There is a larger basin next to it, filled with large pieces of meat and bones, accompanied by crystal trembling tendons and oily meat.

Next to it, with a series of banging sounds, about twenty jars of wine were put down.

Don't think that twenty jars are not much. The wine jars in the military camp are as tall as a person and as thick as three people hugging each other. They are even worse than ordinary large vats and urns!

"Serve the wine!"

When the horse arrived, his face glowed red and he shouted.

"Got the order!"

Lu Yuncheng grabbed the water ladle that was bigger than his head and started ladling out the wine.

Feng Yin looked at the wine bowl in front of him, which was larger than the ordinary soup bowl, and was stunned on the spot. Well, it was mainly because he felt guilty.

This bowl is thin, wide and deep, and its capacity is quite large.

"Dr. Nan, come on, drink!"

Lu Yuncheng brought a ladle of wine over and poured it into the wine bowl in front of Feng Yin. Feng Yin suddenly felt his hands sink, which further confirmed his judgment.

Chichi couldn't help but ask: "You usually drink, but...just drink like this?"

Ma Dacheng narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Of course, if you use a small wine cup like that, you can pour it into your mouth without feeling anything in your mouth. This is the most enjoyable. Drink it in one big gulp, and it will fill your mouth. Gudong

Swallow it down and feel refreshed."

He came closer and whispered: "Doctor Nan doesn't know something, but His Majesty likes to drink this way the most. Every time there is a banquet in the palace, His Majesty is the most unhappy when drinking, holding the small wine cup.

Every time you take a sip, Your Majesty feels like you are drinking poison..."

"So every time after a palace banquet, we would not leave, because His Majesty would definitely call us in to drink again... The wine bowl in the palace, although not as big as ours, is still almost half the size.

Hehe... The wine we drink in the palace is much better than this..."

Ma Daogong lamented on the side: "Your Majesty is also pitiful. He faces those group of civil servants every day and has no chance to get drunk. Although there is good wine, he only tastes it briefly. It's pitiful, pitiful..."

Feng Yin couldn't help but become more stunned.

Your majesty is pitiful?!

What I said... is simply... simply.

But after hearing what they said, Feng Yin inexplicably developed a good impression of Da Qin, his current majesty.

The big wine bowl in front of everyone was filled with wine, and the aroma of wine suddenly overflowed.

Many veterans' Adam's apples were shaking up and down. It was true that they had quit drinking in the military and had already suffered a lot. Now that they saw the wine, their eyes turned red with excitement.

It's rare.

"Mr. Nan, please! Mr. Zhuang, please! Sister-in-law Zhuang, please!"

Ma Daocheng and Ma Daocheng suddenly stood up, holding wine bowls with solemn expressions.

With a whoop, all the participating generals stood up in unison, holding wine bowls: "Doctor Nan, please!"

The four doctors also held up their bowls and stood up without hesitation: "Mr. Nan, please!"

Feng Yin felt a rush of blood in an instant. He didn't care about the amount of wine or the amount of wine. He was so excited that he stood up and said boldly: "Today I can see the pride of the army, and I am even more fortunate to see the Great Steel Wall of the Western Army. Nan Mou

It's a great honor. Please!"

Raise your neck, bang, bang, bang, gurgle, gurgle.

A large bowl of no more than three kilograms of wine was drank by Feng Yin.

"!!!"

"???"

"Fuck!"

"I'm in trouble!"

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"..."

In an instant, all the generals and doctors who stood up were dumbfounded. Looking at Feng Yin who drank a whole bowl of wine in one go, their expressions became even more complicated.

We took out a large bowl because we usually drink from such large bowls.

A big bowl of wine and a big piece of meat is always a pleasure in life!

but……

Didn't we ever say we'd let you do it all in one go?

Even we are rarely so generous!

Are you a bit too arrogant...

Feng Yin finished the drink in one gulp, and followed the habit of his previous life very coolly. He slowly tilted the big bowl over and exposed the bottom of the bowl. Only two or three drops fell quietly.

Inexplicably, Feng Yin had a subtle feeling of eating skewers and drinking beer at a night stall with his friends in his previous life. He laughed loudly and said, "It's done! The feelings are deep, one mouthful is boring, everything is in this wine!"

When Ma arrived, the corners of his mouth twitched, he coughed twice, and said to the silent crowd:

"The Southern Divine Doctor has already done it, we can't be embarrassed. What are you waiting for? Come on, come on, let's do it together, the feelings are deep, and it's boring!"

After saying that, he raised his neck, gurgled, gurgled... and took the lead in sulking,

The horse sitting next to him also started to raise his neck when he got the gong. He didn't even say any nonsense and went straight to the game.

The generals were filled with admiration and began to raise their necks...

The two doctors in rainbow white clothes also began to raise their necks...

But the other two doctors are sitting on the wax. They are not from the rainbow white clothes. Although they are military doctors, their medical skills have long been good and they have a certain level of cultivation. However, they are not greedy for drinking and prefer to keep in good health. Such drinks

The law is really a great test for them!

But at this moment, everyone is looking back and drinking, but they can only rush the duck to the shelf and swallow it down.

The expressions on the two miracle doctors looked like they were going to the execution ground.

Drain a bowl of wine.

Everyone imitated each other's wind seals and lit up the bottom of the bowl, laughing loudly.

Then sit down again.

But after hearing two pops of pops, the two good doctors who had been pushed to the shelves sat down on the chairs. One of them didn't sit firmly and got under the table. They were so angry on the spot!

It's a pity that the cultivation of the two miracle doctors is really shallow. They usually only drink half a catty of wine, but this time they drank three catties in one breath, which was just tragic!

It was so easy to drink it down, and I felt relaxed. I couldn't hold it any longer, couldn't sit still, and just lay down.

To be honest, the fact that they didn't spray the whole table on the spot was the result of their desperate efforts to control. It was their supreme respect for the miracle doctor that led to the lack of spray.

Unfortunately, they left the banquet before even eating a bite of the food.

"Oh...this amount of alcohol is really..."

Ma Daocheng swallowed the next words and shook his head: "Why don't you send the two miracle doctors to the tent to rest quickly? Let's continue."

At this moment, everyone looked at Feng Yin with more and more kindness and indescribable admiration.

The behavior of a man in the army is so simple.

If you want me to convince you, it's easy to say.

As long as you can fight better than me, or drink better than me!

Just be better than me at anything!

Can you?

Although Feng Yin did not show any force, by drinking this unprecedented three kilograms of wine in one gulp, he had set a precedent in the Western Army and was unprecedented.

The generals all admired each and every one of them, and they were even a little annoyed. Why didn't they succeed in this feat? Instead, they were defeated by a doctor.

"Dr. Nan, eat meat."

Before Ma Daocheng took the bones, no one took action. When Feng Yin took the bones, Xi Weiran and Hu Lengyue also took the bones. Then brothers Ma Daocheng and Ma Daogong took one piece each...

Then--

Pong!

Puff puff……

The generals all had movements as strong as the wind, and their attacks were as fast as lightning. But in a moment, Feng Yin watched a huge empty basin spin in a circle on the table.

Feng Yin was stunned, speechless, and was in a silent atmosphere of astonishment for a long time!

The pot was cleared instantly!?

Looking at the generals, they all started to gnaw on the bones. Some of them actually took two pieces in their hands, one on the left hand, one on the right, one on the left, and one on the right.

Lu Yuncheng yelled with both hands free: "Fuck, you should leave a piece for me!"

It turned out that he was just thinking about whether to pour the wine first or... just for a moment when he was thinking about it, he didn't grab the bone.

Not only him, but also the two miraculous doctors from the Department of Rainbow Heavenly Clothes and White Clothes also had empty hands and did not grab any.

For a moment, he stared and stretched out his hands, not knowing why.

Everyone ignored them and only focused on eating the two bones in their hands. They rolled their eyes, lowered their heads, pretended not to notice, and continued to eat without missing a bite.

"You are so worthless!"

Ma Daicheng felt that he had been humiliated in front of the miracle doctor, and immediately got angry: "Can you be more careful, each of you has never seen meat in eight lifetimes? Why don't you give up a piece of meat to the two miracle doctors?"

The two of them looked at the others hesitantly, and when they saw that no one else had moved, the commander's eyes only stayed on his own face. Although he was extremely reluctant to let go, he still raised the piece in his hand that he had not had time to bite, and said hesitantly.

: "Miracle doctor...do you want to eat?"

"If you don't want to eat, don't eat."

The two doctors in white clothes were very angry. Yes, the others were clever and grabbed two pieces and took a bite on each side. They were sure that others would not be willing to eat their saliva. You two were stupid and didn't touch the other piece with your mouths. But you two were like that

Can we still have an appetite if we hold the oil in our hands?

Even if I give it back 10,000 yuan, the two of you are holding on so tightly, it’s obvious that you don’t want to give it up.

Not to mention, if you really want to give it, shouldn't you just hand it over? As for asking again: Do you want to eat it?!

What the hell! Do you want me to eat it or not?

I'm so angry!

This time I came to the Western Army on official business. I have been running around for days and days, working day and night, day and night, day and night. I haven’t slept a wink for several days. Now I have to suffer such cowardice. I have really suffered a lot at my grandma’s house...

"Commander, they don't want to eat."

The two guys hurriedly lowered their heads and took a bite of the two unbitten bones.

At this time, they also wanted to understand why the commander didn't look at the others, because the other people ate the two bones together as soon as they got them, at least taking one bite first, and then focused on chewing on the other.

We were the only two idiots who hadn't thought of this level, and the danger was gone.

"Two bastards!"

Ma Zhuogong's face immediately turned blue.

He immediately glared at Lu Yuncheng who had not grabbed the bone: "Pour the wine, what are you doing standing there?!"

Lu Yuncheng looked at his empty hands and was speechless: I didn't have any either, Marshal, why didn't you say anything?

I had no choice but to quickly pick up a piece of meat and put it into my mouth. Then I picked up the big ladle to scoop out the wine. I was immediately kicked by Ma Daogong on my buttocks: "Wait a minute!"

Feng Yin still didn't know that the big bowl was big, but a full bowl of wine was never meant to be drunk in one gulp. But just now he saw so many generals raising their hands to toast, and based on Qian's drinking table culture, he naturally subconsciously

I think it should be boring.

Although he felt his throat was burning at this moment, the alcohol content was only average compared to his previous life, and he was only in his 30s or 40s when he died. With his current cultivation level, especially the Spirit Transformation Sutra technique, he is best at repairing injuries.

, drink it in one breath and feel nothing.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! So after filling up the wine for the second time, Fengyin followed the principle of 'it is disrespectful to come and not to reciprocate' and stood up first with the wine bowl in hand.

"Ma Shuai, thank you all for your hospitality. I'll give you a bowl in return."

I raised my head and gurgled...

Another drink.

The muscles at the corner of Ma Daicheng's mouth twitched subconsciously: "Mr. Nan is really heroic, let's all come together!"

As he said that, he glared at several generals fiercely.

The meaning couldn’t be more clear——

You guys, don’t embarrass me!

A group of generals picked up their wine bowls with a grimace and started drinking wine.

Even though all the men in the army love to drink, it's okay for everyone to drink more than ten kilograms of wine, which is quite reasonable. But when it comes to drinking three kilograms of wine in one gulp, it is unprecedented.

And the two bowls of wine were consumed one after another in such a hurry that there was almost no gap.

Coupled with the lack of food in the stomach, some people's heads immediately started to shake, and the feet began to feel fluttery.

They all felt that they had been caught off guard by the miracle doctor, and they were completely stunned.

The group of guys who originally wanted to have a good time suddenly became more obedient, lowering their heads and eating meat with big mouthfuls. In an instant, there was another big bowl that was free.

It is always the meat and vegetables that beat the wine best, so that almost no one touches the pots of vegetables next to them.

"More pots!"

When the horse succeeds, he shouts.

Ma Daocheng threatened the generals with his eyes and looked at them one by one.

The meaning is equally clear.

I've been bullied into my home for two consecutive cities, but one of you stood up and made a toast?

At least a few people stood up and responded, right?

All the generals lowered their heads to eat the meat, but no one raised their head to respond to the commander's look.

Toast?

I'm not stupid.

Judging from the look on the part of Divine Doctor Nan, he is a great connoisseur of wine. I guess another ten or eight bowls will be fine. If I go up and you don’t, I myself will be caught by this miracle doctor, and I won’t be able to drink one.

Are you so angry that you die?

Will you still hang out in the future?!

The commander-in-chief has an order... Well, this is not a military order...



【There will be more in the evening】


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