"You can get married, but if you dare to have any evil thoughts, I...I will castrate you!"
Su Yingxue thought of being exposed, feeling ashamed and angry, "From now on, you are not allowed to enter my room. You can only use the toilet after ten o'clock in the evening. You cannot touch things in the study. No smoking is allowed in the living room..."
"Since we hate each other, why don't you let me go?" Shen Yi asked helplessly.
"Either pay back or sign!"
When it came to paying back the money, Shen Yi decisively drew a pledge on the paper and put his fingerprint on it.
Extremely humiliating!!
"Everything else is easy to talk about. The one about not going to the toilet before ten o'clock in the evening is a bit overwhelming. You can't let me go to your parents' room to use the toilet, right?"
Seeing that Shen Yi had signed, Su Yingxue was as happy as if she had an advantage over the other party, "Then I can't control it. You can go wherever you like. Anyway, if you violate the rules..."
She paused and thought of a good way to impose sanctions, "Fine money. If you violate the regulations once, you will be fined 1,000!"
1,000 yuan?!
Shen Yi took a breath. He had lived for twenty-four years and had never even seen a few red bills. 1,000 yuan was simply an astronomical figure!
This bitch is Zhou Papi’s sister-in-law!
"Is it 1,000 yuan for touching you?"
Su Yingxue's face changed wildly, and she almost forgot, "The price for touching me is to castrate you!"
Shen Yi shrugged, regained the game, and was in a good mood.
After a while, Su Yingxue said: "Today is the Dragon Boat Festival and there is a family dinner tonight. I will give you 5,000 yuan to buy some decent gifts and change into cleaner clothes. Don't embarrass me!"
5000 yuan!
Shen Yi's spirit was shaken and he suddenly became happy.
Rich people are different, they make huge sums of money as soon as they make a move!
How much can you spend on gifts? A handful of bananas, two kilograms of oranges, and a carton of milk. It’s only about a hundred yuan. If you’re more polite, just carry a hoof, and that’s it for the New Year!
And the rest is household expenses and pocket money, right?
It’s not bad to be a door-to-door son-in-law!
Shen Yi completely maximized his strategy and found that 5,000 yuan was still a huge amount of money!
He quickly took the wad of money with both hands and said, "Thank you, boss!"
…
Now that she has money, Shen Yi feels that her waist has become stiffer. When walking on the road, she feels like her legs are lifted much higher than usual!
Although he went to the mountains with his master to learn skills since he was a child, he still has normal consumption concepts.
After all, during his studies, he also took over some tasks from his master:
For example, the daughter of a coal boss was kidnapped; a popular starlet was threatened by others; the beauty of Wangcun Village at the foot of the mountain provoked gangsters; the female donkey of the village chief's family had a difficult birth... and so on!
These are enough to give Shen Yi some life experience and financial concepts, so when he spends money, he will not make a fool of himself!
But Shen Yi still couldn't help but lament that the expenses in big cities are still too brutal!
A bowl of beef noodles costs 20, and the beef is cut thinner than the skin of the soles of your own feet. Your knife skills are really amazing!
According to the plan, when Shen Yi bought all the gifts and was about to go home, a red sports car suddenly broke into the crowded street!
Sports cars are not fast.
But the noisy roar and piercing horns caused pedestrians on both sides of the street to dodge. Shen Yi reacted faster and withdrew three meters away in a quick step.
squeak--
Immediately afterwards there was a sound of emergency braking.
Shen Yi turned around and saw that the stall where he bought oranges had overturned. Yellow oranges were scattered everywhere, and the old woman who set up the stall also fell to the ground.
The scene was in chaos for a while! The old lady was quite nice. When Shen Yi bought oranges, he even tasted several without getting angry, and gave one more as a gift before leaving.
Seeing this situation, Shen Yi frowned and walked up directly.
There was a woman sitting in the red sports car, wearing a sun hat and toad mirrors that blocked most of her face. After hitting someone, although she was a little panicked, she didn't come down to check immediately, but was on the phone!
The people around him also reacted, pointing at the sports car, but no one was willing to step forward.
xr!
It’s also a sports car, and Porsche and Ferrari are all on the sidelines.
The price of this naked Koenigsegg car is nearly 50 million, and it is a global limited edition, so even if you have money, you may not be able to buy it.
People who can afford to drive such a car are really untouchable to ordinary people!
Besides, the old lady just fell down and was not injured. Who would want to be the first person?
Others have lingering fears about a sports car, but Shen Yi, a big bumpkin, doesn't care.
In his opinion, the XR is no different from the tractors in the village, they are both equally noisy!
After helping the old lady up and checking her, Shen Yi walked directly to the sports car and smashed the five-pound hoof directly on the hood of the sports car.
"Come down!"
Shen Yi said coldly.
The woman in the sports car was very reluctant, but she still came down. She first looked at the old lady and saw that she was anxiously picking up the oranges. She was probably not hurt, so she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, the woman frowned and looked at Shen Yi, "Do you know what kind of car this is? If it's damaged, I won't be able to afford the compensation if I sell it to you!"
The hooves were smashed by Shen Yi and the bones were cracked, but the hood of the sports car was intact.