"Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, the inn is getting more and more interesting on this rainy night..." "I didn't expect that besides us, there would also be escorts who escorted the bodyguards to come to this inn built with the soil of a tomb..."
The underworld escort master only escorts things from the underworld that "the living cry and the dead laugh".
Jin'an is no stranger to this sneaky escort master.
It can be regarded as the second time I met the secret escort master.
But when it comes to meeting a live escort.
This is the first time.
No wonder Jin An is so interested in coming.
"The Yin escort masters have a heavy Yin energy and are most taboo with water. During the escort period, they often stay away from water for ten and a half months without taking a shower. Even when they drink water, they only drink the water they bring with them. But now they are escorting Yin escorts in the rain.
, has broken the biggest taboo of being an escort master."
“It seems that their bloody disaster tonight is related to the water evil.”
"Huh? Look at the coffin parked in the yard. The cinnabar on the yellow talisman has been soaked by the rain and melted. Even the hemp rope used to tie the coffin has golden juice dripping from the surface. Could this bundle of coffin rope be Buddhist?
The golden body powder of the eminent monk after he passed away, right?"
When it came to the end, Jin An was also slightly surprised.
The golden body of a Buddhist eminent monk sitting incarnation is a Buddhist treasure. This kind of thing only exists among Buddhist disciples. It is unexpected that such a Buddhist treasure can also be seen on a group of Oshiin escorts encountered in the wild.
This is really strange.
Jin An looked curiously at the black coffin in the yard.
Who needs such a high-standard seal?
The four big men walked into the inn in a hurry, not bothering to look at the other people. They threw a few pieces of silver to the waiter and asked the waiter to find a few people to help them find something that could protect them from the wind and rain, and give them the coffin parked in the yard.
Set up an awning.
As the saying goes, money can make the world go round.
The waiter in the shop looked at the few pieces of broken silver in his hand and was grateful. He happily went to find his companions to build a shelter for the coffin parked in the yard.
There is obviously a happy expression on the face, but the eyes of the waiters are like dead fish eyes and cannot move.
The awning was built very quickly, and there was one ready-made in the inn. After a while, a simple awning was erected in the yard.
The appearance is not beautiful to say the least.
But the good thing is that we finally have a rain cover.
Then the four escort masters took out a large stack of yellow talismans from their bodies and began to replace the yellow talismans on the coffin that were wet by the rain.
When they saw the golden juice dripping from the hemp rope, these people stood in the yard and muttered a few words.
I don’t know what they are discussing.
Finally, it seems that a unanimous result has been reached.
They found the waiter again and asked for a big rooster. Then they chopped off the head of the chicken on the spot and bled it into a bowl.
The headless rooster, which was not yet dead, was very strong and fluttered violently in the hands of the big man. However, the man's hand was very strong and he held the headless rooster as steady as a rock.
Subsequently.
These scheming escorts mixed chicken blood with the ashes of burned yellow talismans, stirred it with their fingers to see if the fire was almost done, put their bloody fingers in their mouths and sucked them clean, then picked up two porcelain bowls, covered them top and bottom, and used the bowls to
The seams filter out impurities and slowly ooze scarlet rooster blood.
These filtered rooster blood were all passed into the ink fountain box held by another person, and then the four people worked together to quickly fill the coffin with the sealing ink fountain line.
This dazzling operation left several tables of ordinary people eating in the inn dumbfounded.
So when these four people finished all their work and walked back into the inn to find a table to sit down at, the voices in the inn suddenly became quiet. Even the fat shrew with a strong personality shrank his neck timidly, not daring to say anything to her.
Look at those four people.
Since ancient times, coffins have been the most taboo among people.
It is believed that contact with a coffin will bring bad luck, and getting too close to a coffin will bring bad luck for several days. The coffin sellers, coffin bearers, and coffin escorts are all shunned by the world.
“Mr. Jin An, look at their leggings.” As the escorts walked into the inn and sat down, Mr. Feng Shui asked Jin An in a low voice.
Jin An took a closer look.
After the escorts entered the inn and sat down, they began to take off the leggings on their calves and stuck a yellow charm on their trousers.
The yellow talisman has also become somewhat wet, and the cinnabar shows signs of melting.
The four escort masters replaced the yellow charms in their trousers, then lowered their trousers and tied their leggings again.
At this time, Jin An noticed that these escorts had been busy in the yard outside for a while, and the soles of their shoes were actually dry all the time.
On the ground of the inn are the wet shoe prints of the waiters.
It’s a bit interesting.
Jin An became even more interested in the origins of this group of scheming escorts.
“The yellow talisman attached to the calf must be a water-avoiding talisman. No wonder this group of shady escorts are so courageous and dare to rush on a rainy night. It turns out that they are confident, so they are so confident.”
At this time.
The waiter of a restaurant walked up to the four big men who were escorts. Perhaps because of the previous rewards, the waiter nodded and bowed this time, more politely handed over the bamboo menu, and asked what kind of food he wanted to order.
Just that diligent expression, coupled with a pair of dead fish eyes that cannot move, really makes people feel indescribably weird.
ifies.
After checking the water-proof charm and retying the leg straps, the escort master took out the dry food he had brought with him. It was meaty and he ate it dryly.
Each of them obviously had a bamboo water bottle hanging on their waist, but no one took the initiative to take a sip of water.
The escort refused the waiter's attentive offer of food, saying that his brothers could only eat the dry food they brought with them.
The waiter refused to leave and was still urging the Yin escort master to leave and order food.
But the escorts never relented and just refused to order. The waiters in the shop made them anxious. One of them was the shortest with a short and thick build, the youngest and the hottest tempered. He looked coldly at the escorts.
He glared at the waiter in the shop and said, "You know very well that us escort masters are born with water evil spirits and are most afraid of touching water, but you still keep forcing us to touch water. Don't push us too hard, and the two sides will be at odds with each other."
"You go about your business, and we go about our business. The water in the well does not interfere with the water in the river, and we do not invade each other. We will take shelter from the rain overnight and leave immediately."
The waiter was scolded by the hot-tempered escort. He didn't get angry. He stood still and looked at the other diners in the store. They were all attracted by the quarrel on his side and had no intention of leaving.
Just when Jin'an thought there was going to be a fight.
At this time, the chef's shout came from the back kitchen of the inn.
Call the waiter to serve the dishes.
The waiter then turned and left.
"Mr. Jin'an, it seems that these shady escorts are all strange people with some real abilities. It seems that they saw the evil wind carrying drizzle at night, and the rain was getting heavier and heavier, so they came to this graveyard specially.
To take shelter from the rain." Mr. Feng Shui whispered to Jin An.
Jin'an is happy to hear this.
When other people want to take shelter from the rain, they always stand under a big tree, under the eaves, or under an awning.
It's a good idea for these scheming escorts to take shelter from the rain in someone's grave.
It’s really a bold act for a talented person.
Yin Darts have a heavy Yin energy. Others may want to stay as far away from graveyards as possible, but these brave Yin Dart masters do not shy away from doing so.
However, it can also be seen from this that the water-avoiding talisman is not omnipotent. It can only avoid water from the outside world, but cannot avoid drinking water in the stomach.
Just at this time.
The waiter who had just left to serve the dishes had already walked out from the back kitchen. He was holding a tray in his hand and carrying the dishes to Jin An's table with a smile on his face.
The smile on that face.
It is completely impossible to tell that I had a quarrel with the guest just now.
“Gentlemen, here are the meals you ordered just now, plain-cut chicken, dry pot vegetables, fish soup, mapo tofu, and the last dish, stir-fried lung slices for husband and wife..."
"This bottle of wine was specially given to these gentlemen by our shopkeeper. Today is the favorite day of our shopkeeper's daughter, who has hired a son-in-law called Chenglong, so today's guests are all gifted a bottle of daughter's wine. The gentlemen have a good meal.
good."
The waiter at the shop put down the dishes and a bottle of daughter's red, and was about to turn around and leave.
“Waiter, why do I always see you working in the store and why don’t you see the manager of your store?” Jin An stopped the waiter who was about to leave and asked curiously.
The waiter cleverly replied: "Our shopkeeper is upstairs with others busy arranging wedding rooms and wedding matters. When the wedding preparations are completed, our shopkeeper will come down soon. What does this gentleman want to do with our shopkeeper?"
"
Jin An was thoughtful, then smiled and said it was okay, so he just asked casually and let the waiter go.
The waiter in that shop was also persistent. Before leaving, there was a pot of red wine on the wooden tray. When he passed the table of the escort, he put down the drink without saying a word and left, continuing to work with other waiters in posting red wine in the inn.
Lanterns, red cloth, big Chinese characters, lanterns and colorful decorations, it was so lively.
Tut.
There is no way to tell that this is in the soil of a dead person's grave.
The escorts glanced coldly at the waiter's leaving figure, said nothing, and continued to eat the dry food and dried meat in their hands silently.
This bamboo kettle is hung around the waist without taking a sip no matter how hard it is to swallow.
Looking at the back of the waiter who put down his drink and left, Jin An smiled at Mr. Feng Shui and Mr. Zhong Laosan at the same table and said, "This store is quite interesting."
“The waiter at that shop went to the kitchen, and even the eyes in his eye sockets were different. Just now they were dead fish eyes, and now they are dead crow eyes.”
“Even people have become smarter.”
“People always say that crows announce funerals. Seeing crows on graves is not a good sign. In all likelihood, they are trying to kill the person, and the officials from the underworld are here to collect the soul.”
Jin An said, picking up the chopsticks in the bamboo tube on the table, and using the chopsticks to turn over the steaming dishes on the plate.
Don’t even say it.
This meal is really unique.
The aroma is fragrant.
Complete color, fragrance and flavor.
“Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, could the food in the soil of these graves be tributes to the dead or hallucinations conjured up by human urine, toads, and centipedes in the wilderness?”
“Especially this plate of Husband and wife’s lung slices that makes people want to eat just looking at it. It’s full of color, flavor and flavor. Is there really a couple’s lung slices?”
“If it’s really an hallucination, I can’t see the slightest trace of a deceit when I poke my eyes.”
After hearing what Jin An said, Mr. Feng Shui laughed. He directly picked up the chopsticks and took a big mouthful of husband and wife lung slices for himself. The more he chewed, the more fragrant it became, and he couldn't help but praise his good cooking skills.
"Young Master Jin'an, you can rest assured. Those antique dealers are spies from foreign countries who have infiltrated our Kangding Kingdom. They are all living people, not dead people in the cemetery. We can naturally eat things that living people can eat."
“Even those brave escorts who are skilled in art are not afraid to ask the store to borrow rooster blood to paint the coffin with ink lines. This shows that there is still something real in this Resentment Inn.”
"That group of antique dealers just took advantage of the special location of this place, which is suitable for hiding here and not being easily discovered by the outside world. They are not crazy enough to plan to starve themselves to death here."
“And…” Mr. Feng Shui winked at Jin An meaningfully.
“We are now possessed by souls who are pricking people with spiritual objects. We are not here with our real bodies. Even if we eat toads and centipedes, the daughter’s red wine is filled with human urine, and it will not poison us.”
Originally, after listening to the Feng Shui master, Jin An wanted to eat with chopsticks to see if the paper-stuck person had taste buds. Would the paper-stuck person have a mushy taste when eating?
The soul can eat breath and practice cultivation, and it is normal to be able to smell the aroma of food.
Jin'an has never tried possessing a body, stabbing someone with paper or eating something.
So I am very curious.
But after hearing Mr. Feng Shui’s last words, Jin An’s hand that was about to move the chopsticks froze in mid-air for a moment, then shook his head with a wry smile and put down his chopsticks.
Whether it is a real meal or not.
Anyway, everything Jin An sees now looks like toads and human urine, although these meals are not abnormal in his eyes.
But he can't pass the psychological test.
Just like some people say that cow daddy is non-toxic after being dried and has a faint licorice sweetness. It can be used to make tea, barbecue, and stir-fry dishes to add fragrance and taste...but Jin'an will never really try it.
"Hahaha……"
Looking at Jin An's miserable expression, Zhong Laosan, who had been bickering with Mr. Feng Shui, this time watched Jin An's appearance with Mr. Feng Shui.
It turns out that the sky is not afraid of the earth, not even the thousand-year-old dragon king in the ancient tomb. Mr. Jin'an, who is indifferent to life and death, also has something to be afraid of.
Jin'an's Achilles' heel is what he eats.
Just when Mr. Feng Shui and Zhong Laosan were taking big bites of vegetables, their mouths full of oil and relish, the sound of carriages was heard in the courtyard on a rainy night. Not long after, another person came to the rainy night inn.
"Store, bring a pot of hot wine and let us brothers warm up quickly. It's really not human beings to drive at night on a rainy day. It's so damn cold. It feels like the blood in the joints all over the body is frozen...
"
There was a lot of noise in the yard outside the door.
Subsequently, a dozen or so people walked in from outside the door.
The dozen or so people all had sinister faces and fierce eyes. They looked like they were not good at first sight, and they all had a gleaming machete on their waist.
These people are all reckless people in the green forest.
Jin'an didn't need to use the aura technique. He could see these people just by looking at his soul. Everyone had evil aura on their bodies, and they were all murderers who had committed human life cases.
As soon as these green and grassy people entered the inn, they started to make a fuss, fight and drink. Although they started to disguise themselves as soon as they entered the inn, they could not hide it from Jin An, who had left his body at this time. Among these people,
The leader secretly exchanged glances with the guards around the parents more than once.
It seems that these people are in the same group as the thieves and guards. They are helpers hired to restrain the other guards.
Jin'an looked at the darkened rivers and lakes in various Yintangs, and then looked at the few wanted murderers hidden among the guards. This rainy night was becoming more and more interesting.
at this time.
The sound of footsteps was heard upstairs in the inn, and then the sound of a wedding suona sounded.
Everyone sitting on the first floor looked up and saw the innkeeper coming down. The innkeeper was holding the bride's hand. The bride and the groom were wearing red wedding cannons and holding a red damask in their hands.