Chapter 361 The old Taoist priest randomly points out the mandarin duck spectrum
Say that among the whole team, the one who consumes the least amount of physical energy and is the easiest is none other than the old Taoist priest.
So the old Taoist priest who has free limbs and full of energy still maintains a flexible thinking ability.
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Seeing that the morale of the team had dropped sharply, everyone became more and more taciturn along the way. It was like an old Taoist priest who was simply rushing for the sake of traveling and could still maintain flexible thinking. He just wanted to find something to say to boost the morale of the team, so that everyone should not be too pessimistic and don't
Give up easily.
Even after racking his brains, the veteran Taoist priest could not think of a topic that could not only boost morale, but also inspire people and make them look positive.
The old Taoist priest who was carrying a sharp sword felt worried until the team could no longer move. When everyone stopped again to think about the solution, the old Taoist priest noticed the red jade girl.
The ruby girl, whose face was thickly smeared with rouge and powder, and whose face was as pale as a paper prick, seemed to feel the gaze and glanced at the old Taoist priest.
Facing the red jade girl whose face was scarier than that of a corpse, the old Taoist priest endured the chill on the back of his neck and revealed a kind and kind look in his eyes: "Since the fifth mural has predicted that we will go out, there is no end to the road.
, maybe our ancestors have left us a glimmer of hope, but we have temporarily ignored the details and have not discovered it yet. The old Taoist thinks that everyone should not give up hope of survival so early."
“It’s like the ruby girl. Even though the tomb robbers are exposed to corpse qi, yin qi, and burial qi all the year round, they will become sick for a long time, and their life span will basically be short..."
The old Taoist priest originally wanted to talk endlessly, but was stopped by a cold look from Hongyu Girl. He coughed dryly and then changed his words: "God is jealous of beauty. Even if Hongyu Girl dies young, she will not stop talking."
Accepting your fate, women are not allowed to be inferior to men, and they are still busy with the affairs of living people. I believe that Miss Hongyu must have overcome all difficulties when she came to the Paradise of Cave, hoping to find a way to resurrect her soul in the saint's ashram, right?"
"Even Miss Hongyu, a weak woman, doesn't accept her fate. How can we, the powerful men, who live worse than a woman, accept our fate so quickly?"
“Miss Hongyu, please tell us how you fight against the sky and how the dead are busy with the affairs of the living.”
Jin An was amused by the old Taoist priest.
I was thinking that the old Taoist priest would start selling gourd medicine again?
The red jade girl's white face with thick pink frost glanced at the old Taoist priest, but she didn't blame the old Taoist priest for making fun of the dead. She was silent at first, and then talked about herself in a lonely voice: "What the old Taoist said is right, I
A dead person walking in the world is always busy with living things, trying to find a way to return his soul to the world."
“Have you ever heard of the seven-star life-extending lamp technique in the Yin Book in the second volume of the Book of Lu Ban?”
At this moment, everyone present looked at Hongyu Girl in shock. The old Taoist priest was dumbfounded and said: "Girl Hongyu, you came back from the dead and walked the world. Could it be that you have become the seven stars in the "Luban Book of Yin" written by ghosts and gods?
Life-saving lamp?"
“Old Taoist, I heard that like this magic trick of stealing the sky and changing the sun, only one ray of strangeness is born every thousand years. Miss Hongyu, are you that strange person through the ages?”
Is it possible that everyone present looked so shocked?
Only one person can succeed every thousand years, which shows how difficult this technique is.
Otherwise, so many emperors throughout the ages would have been able to continue their lives over and over again and establish millennium dynasties, and there would not have been so many dynasties that have been separated for a long time and must be reunited and divided for a long time.
The red jade girl was silent.
She shook her head: "No, I have not mastered the seven-star life-extending lantern."
“Do you know how I died?”
Hongyu girl answered to herself in a low voice: "We tried our best to find out about a mausoleum of a third-rank official of the former dynasty, but that time our boat capsized in the ditch. It was a fake mausoleum with a fake tomb and a fake coffin.
It’s even more like a desperate situation where there is no chance of death.”
"When we found the main tomb, there was nothing we wanted there. There was only a coffin with a soul-gathering flag erected. The coffin was not the body of the third-grade officer, but a body dressed in red and sealed alive.
The woman’s body was in the coffin, and the coffin was covered with many fingernail scratches.”
“Those who die with hatred will shout resentment in their throats, and a piece of cartilage will stick up in their throats, and the yin energy will nourish their bodies, so they will not rot for a hundred years after death.”
"As soon as we opened the coffin and saw the body of the woman in red in the coffin, we knew something was wrong, but we were still a step too late. We were the first to open the coffin. Even though we took precautions in advance and put on masks, we exhaled
The dead man in the coffin took a breath of Yang Qi, and he immediately got up."
"It was a very chaotic scene. Although the resentful spirit in the female corpse was finally dispersed, we also suffered heavy casualties and paid an extremely heavy price. In the end, I had no choice but to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, and began to travel all over the mountains and rivers, looking for the seven-star life-extending lamp to return to
Soul, but the method of the seven-star life-extending lamp was not found, but I just happened to encounter the opening of the Cave Heaven Paradise. I worked with a down-and-out Taoist priest for a period of time, and learned that there is a miraculous technique of "decomposing immortals" in Taoism, so I
With this scene now.”
Hongyu girl’s own story is indeed quite inspiring.
After death, people are still busy with the affairs of the living, refusing to admit defeat and vowing to fight for a chance of survival with heaven and earth.
Everyone was quite moved at first, and the morale of the team recovered somewhat, but then, everyone felt uncomfortable with what they thought.
Soul Gathering Flag?
Female corpse?
Heavy casualties?
Last resort?
Borrowing a dead body to bring back a soul?
At this time, Old Man Qi and the Wu brothers all felt a chill rushing from their tailbones to their foreheads, and their scalps were numb. When they looked at the man in front of them, he had a corpse-like smell and needed to cover up the smell with a strong smell of rouge powder.
When I saw the red jade girl, I didn’t dare to think about it in detail.
Jin An, on the other hand, happily asked, "Miss Hongyu, are you a boy or a girl?"
The red jade girl glanced at Jin An, but did not reply. Well, at that moment, when she looked back, there was no woman who was delicate and shy, only a calm look of life and death.
The old Taoist priest had a sad face. He wanted to use Hongyu Girl’s inspirational story to boost the morale of his team, but he found that there was something wrong with this inspirational story.
Inspiring everyone to become women?
It makes me feel a little cold just thinking about it.
There is no woman in their team?
Old man Qi and the Wu brothers also looked at the old Taoist priest with some resentment at this moment. Goosebumps stood up all over their bodies. They felt that this ruby girl who was neither male nor female was more sinister than any evil corpse.
Jin An, who has seen a lot of the world, is not sexist, and even has a fresh sense of having an alternative experience.
So he could calmly communicate with Hongyu girl: "Hongyu girl, even if you really find the seven-star life-extending technique or the corpse-removing immortal technique, you died in your previous life, how can you come back to life? Are you right?
Now you are very satisfied with this female corpse, do you plan to use this female corpse to resurrect her soul?"
Jin An’s eyes showed curiosity.
Unexpectedly, Aunt Hongyu looked at everyone strangely: "Who told you that I am dead? My body is seriously injured and cannot be revived. I have been asking my disciples and disciples to help me take care of my body, use medicine, and rice porridge to help me hang it.
Take a breath and wait until I find a way to restore my soul and return to the sun."
“!”
The muscles at the corners of the old Taoist priest's mouth twitched.
Emotions are still an old man.
Then should he be called elder brother? Or elder sister? The old Taoist priest looked confused.
Then he looked at the Hongyu girl, then turned to look at the sharp sword, and secretly murmured in his mind, why is it that no one in this profession is normal?
Sure enough, it was because he often went to the tomb and his yin energy was too heavy! The old Taoist priest came to the conclusion.
Each person can get Luo Geng’s jade plate fragments and get a passage quota. As expected, everyone has a story that is not simple.
He originally found Hongyu girl to be quite nice. She had a stable personality along the way. She was not as noisy as Old Man Qi and the Wu brothers. She didn't have many shortcomings except that she spent more money on rouge and perfume. The most important thing was that she still had a good relationship with her family.
Sword-sharpening is a companion, and it is all about digging graves. Sword-sharpening is not young anymore, and it is time to start a family. I plan to be a matchmaker to facilitate a marriage. Fortunately, he is old-fashioned and plays it safe and does not make any mistakes.
, otherwise you will miss the lifelong event of sharpening swords, and the little brother will have to hammer him to death with two fists as big as sandbags afterwards!
The old Taoist priest said happily.
However, after being frightened by the terrifying life experience of the Hongyu girl, everyone's numb nerves that had been spinning around in circles were relieved, and they regained some consciousness, and then the team continued on the road.
But this time he didn’t go very far when the sword-sharpening body suddenly stood motionless on the hanging coffin. This unusual behavior attracted everyone’s attention.
“Master, I thought I heard someone calling us just now?” He sharpened his sword and looked around.
“Is it possible that there are…shouting souls here?”
The old Taoist priest’s first thought was his experience in the Sutra of the Dead.
Chi Jian said with certainty: "It's not the soul shouting, it's Taoist Xu's voice."
“Daochang Xu?”
“Xu Anping?”
Jin An and the old Taoist priest were startled at the same time.
“Master, didn’t you hear?”
Sharing his sword, he saw the others shaking their heads. The face that looked like a living person or a dead man was staring in a direction behind him: "I can't hear it anymore."
It was rare to find life in a desperate situation. Everyone urged him to sharpen his sword and listen carefully. They were not in a hurry and could wait for him slowly. However, after sharpening his sword and changing several hanging coffins, they finally shook their heads and said that they had never heard anything again.
Next, Chi Jian proposed to explore alone and find the source of the sound again, but Jin An refused without hesitation.
Although they are trapped in these hanging coffins on all sides, fortunately they are all together and everyone is still alive.
At worst, they walk back together. Since they can hear it once, they can hear it a second time, and they can always hear Xu Anping's voice again.
This time he walked back for a while and stopped again. He heard the vague voice from Xu Anping again. The voice was very small and faintly ringing in his ears... But this time the voice did not come from under his feet.
, but from above the head.
“What’s going on? We finally got down to the bottom, but why did the sound come from above our heads this time? Brother, did you hear it correctly?”
The Ouspen brothers couldn't help but complain.
Seeing that some people doubted the professionalism of sword-cutting, the old Taoist priest immediately became unconvinced. He immediately defended the sword-cutting and snorted coldly: "It's not that we put the knife on your neck and forced you to follow. It was you who insisted on it."
I followed you shamelessly."
“Little brother, we three can go our own way and don’t have to deal with any noise.”
In terms of research on Qimen Dunjia and tomb robbing, the old Taoist priests and Jiajian are still majors, so Jin An never blindly gives orders in his weak areas just to save face, but chooses to fully trust everyone in Wu Zang Taoist Temple, so when Jiejian says this
When the second sound came from above their heads, the three of them immediately started on their way without any delay.
Perhaps because of the inexplicable attraction of the temperament of her colleagues, the girl Hongyu chose to believe in sharpening the sword, and did not raise any objections on the way. When the sword was sharpened to the east, she also went east, and when the sword was sharpened to the west, she also went west.
At this time, the two Ouspen brothers also apologized shamelessly, saying that they were blind and said some nonsense just now when they were in a desperate situation. They apologized profusely and continued to follow shamelessly.
At this time, everyone was so frustrated by the array of hanging coffins in front of them that they all wanted to find the exit as soon as possible and did not want to waste their energy on unimportant things.
But the Wu Brothers were so noisy along the way that it stung their eardrums, especially because it distracted everyone and missed Xu Anping's voice.
Jin An, who was walking in front, paused and looked at the Wu brothers who almost bumped into him expressionlessly: "Let me tell you a little story."
Looking at Jin An, who was standing with a coffin hanging above his head, holding a stone bow in his hand, staring at his two brothers with cold eyes, for some reason, the Wu brothers suddenly felt a cold sense of crisis behind them, and they were still chattering.
I was frightened.
Their scalps were numb from being stared at by Jin An. Although they didn't know why Jin An was suddenly overflowing with love and wanted to tell them funny stories, they had already passed the childhood period of listening to short stories to fall asleep, and they didn't want to listen to them in the current environment.
What a little story, so the two refused the kindness and said: "No, no need, we just want to find the exit as soon as possible, and we are not in the mood to listen to the little story for the time being..."
“Brother, we appreciate your kindness.”
The Ouspensi brothers were still a little inexplicably moved.
As a result, Jin An arrogantly refused: "No, you must want to hear a short story!"
The sound is sonorous and powerful.
The coldness in his eyes became even deeper.
There is no room for rejection.
ah?
The Ouspen brothers were a little dumbfounded.
"Well, then, little brother, you can tell me." The Wu brothers were so frightened by Jin An's eyes that they shrank their necks, feeling cold.
Although they didn't know why the other party insisted on forcing them to listen to his story, the Wu brothers, combined with Jin An's strange behavior and behavior along the way, and the fact that he had no idea what story to tell in the current environment, already thought that Jin An was a little mentally disturbed.
normal.
So no matter what little story the other party tells later, they just clap their hands and applaud.
Jin An: "Once upon a time, there was a fly that kept buzzing in my ears, and finally I swatted it to death."
The Ouspen Brothers: "?"
Since hearing Jin'an's little story, the two brothers have become much more honest on the road ahead, staying far away from Jin'an along the way.
The team walked dozens of feet further, and the sword stopped again. He heard Xu Anping's shout again!
However, Chi Jian did not take action immediately, but began to look around with a slight frown: "Master, I understand what this place is about."