Chapter 435 How can I, Jinan, be such an exaggerated person?(1/2)
Jin An looked at the people opposite him with a half-smile.
“The master’s discipline is strict, and no meat or alcohol is allowed. I’d better give this gluttonous feast to a few of you, and invite them first.”
When the Han general heard this, he was surprised and said: "The little Taoist priest is a disciple of the Quanzhen sect? I don't think the little Taoist priest is dressed like a disciple of the Quanzhen sect."
Jin An never looked at the steaming table of camel meat from beginning to end: "I am indeed not a disciple of the Quanzhen Sect. My sect comes from a branch of the Zhengyi lineage."
The Han general touched the fine steel ring on his thick finger bone, exclaimed in surprise, and said with great interest: "Why do I remember that only Quanzhen disciples abstain from meat and alcohol, cut off the world of society, and cannot marry women and have children?
Is there no such rule?"
“Zhengyi Dao really doesn’t have such a principle.” The Feng Shui master also answered.
This man is a northerner with a Beijing accent.
Jin An laughed.
There is no embarrassment at all that the lie has not been exposed on his face.
Well.
He hadn't finished laughing when he saw Mr. Yiyun sitting next to him smiling at him, with a stiff expression on his face.
Ahem.
Jin An put away his smile with some guilt, then sat upright and said solemnly: "There are many branches of the Zhengyi lineage, and it is normal for the precepts of each lineage to be different."
"On the contrary, some of you have been urging me to eat meat. Your companions have already eaten camel meat. Don't just talk. Eat it while it's hot. Don't let down the good intentions of these old gentlemen."
The big Han general laughed: "Before entering the Laughing Corpse Village, I was already full, and I have no appetite yet."
The Feng Shui master also laughed and said: "People are prone to gastrointestinal problems when they get old, so they should not eat food that is too oily. I ate too much dried meat during this trip to the desert, and my gastrointestinal problems are a little bad. I will temporarily eat some vegetarian naan to improve my gastrointestinal problems."
"Amitabha, monks should abstain from meat and alcohol." The monk holding the tantric demon-conquering stick didn't even need to make excuses.
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This group of people always had various excuses not to eat camel meat. They took turns talking about it, but no one touched the camel meat.
Except those who were already eating camel meat.
The fat old man who had been standing aside listened to the words for a long time. He finally understood what it meant. No one wanted to eat their camel meat.
The fat old man explained: "When you go out, you need to be cautious. I understand this. Guests, are you worried that we will poison the food and wine, or that you will think of eating dead human flesh after hearing about Laughing Corpse Manor?"
"How could this be dead human flesh? Everyone just saw it. The bad-tempered old man from Palletahon picked the meat from the camel skeleton in front of everyone. This is obviously camel meat. How can human flesh be so big?
Meat and such thick bones.”
The fat old man became more and more anxious as he spoke, trying to defend himself.
"The desert has not been so lively for a long time. We old men were just happy, so we slaughtered some camels to entertain a few guests who came from afar... If the guests think these meals are poisonous, I am willing to test the poison on the spot.
Allay guests’ concerns.”
The fat old man said, grabbed a few pieces of meat, put it into his mouth and chewed it with relish. He also drank a few sips of wine: "Look, nothing happened to me. These meats and wine are not poisonous. If they are really poisonous, others will be too."
He has been poisoned for a long time."
These words, combined with the fat old man's white hair and aggrieved expression, can indeed win a lot of sympathy. At this time, he continued to urge everyone to eat camel meat, as if if they didn't eat, a large group of people were deliberately bullying a lonely old man.
Just when the atmosphere was tense, a few people among the entourage of the Han generals couldn't bear the temptation of the meat and began to devour it.
Seeing that more and more people on his side were losing their minds, the big man general couldn't sit still anymore, and a stern look flashed in his eyes. But at this moment, there were the sounds of many people's footsteps and noises outside the door.
Hearing the movement, it sounded like someone was coming to stay at the Laughing Corpse Village again at night. A group of people were walking towards this place. It looked like it was quite lively in the depths of the desert.
At this time, Qi Bo, who had made an excuse to go to the hut, also came back in time, stood at the door and looked in the direction of the footsteps.
“Sir, this Laughing Corpse Village is really lively tonight. I saw a lot of torches, old slave, and a lot of people coming towards us.” Qi Bo stood at the door and said to Mr. Yiyun.
by Qi Bo, everyone in the house heard it. Seeing another guest entering the Laughing Corpse Village, the fat old man stopped trying to persuade Jin'an and the others to eat meat for the time being, and happily ran outside to greet the guests.
The footsteps of a group of people approached quickly, and before anyone saw them, they heard the sound: "Grandma Liu asked Grandma Liu to buy milk, and Grandma Liu bought milk for Grandma Liu..."
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“Sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu built sixty-six walking towers, and placed sixty-six bottles of storax oil on them…”
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In the thick darkness, tongue twisters came one after another. After talking about it, Grandma Liu started talking about Old Man Liu.
It is the human-faced phoenix from Guchi country imitating human speech.
That voice.
Sounds so familiar.
Mr. Yiyun and Qi Bo both looked at Jin An in shock. Wasn't the voice imitated by the human-faced phoenix the voice of Jin An?
Not to mention Master Yiyun and Qi Bo were shocked, even Jin An frowned and was surprised.
That night, he clearly killed all the human-faced phoenixes left in the Guchi Kingdom, so there was no way any fish could slip through the net.
Unless there was a human-faced phoenix who was frightened at the beginning and escaped from the ruins of the ancient city.
"Jin'an! Taoist Priest, this Grandma Liu, Old Man Liu's tongue twister seems to be your voice, right?" Mr. Yiyun suddenly laughed, his smile was bright and moving, his eyes were full of the reflection of the autumn water.
Jin An's figure beside him.
She especially emphasizes the word "Jin'an".
Jin'an: "..."
He always felt that this old friend next to him was angry with him, specifically targeting him. But thinking about it carefully, they had just met and there was nothing to offend each other. Could it be that he said in Chang County that "girls wrap their breasts"
It’s not good, it’s easy to deform, it’s too harmful to the body, and the more you wrap it up, the smaller your breasts will become.” Mr. Yiyun has been gnashing his teeth and holding a grudge to this day?
If it is really because of this sentence that it is remembered to this day.
Jin'an is about to complain.
He was a kind reminder at that time, but it was indeed not good for development.
At this moment, even the Han generals, mountain guards, monks, Feng Shui masters and others sitting opposite looked at Jin An with strange expressions.
I couldn't help but murmur in my heart.
This Taoist priest is indeed abnormal.
What exactly did he do to those human-faced phoenixes in Guchi Kingdom? How come even the human-faced phoenixes became abnormal?
Just when Jin An was embarrassed and still thinking about how to answer, the footsteps of a group of people outside the door approached, and a group of dusty Han people walked into the bright room.
There were seven or eight people coming, all from the Western Regions.
One of them was holding a human-faced phoenix with a lifelike human face in his hand.
“Ahqi, please shut the beak of this mourning bird! This is a bird you caught on the way and it’s up to you to clean its butt!”
When a Westerner saw so many Han people sitting in the room, his expression was obviously startled. Then he imitated Han etiquette and clasped his fists at everyone in the room, saying in Chinese: "I'm sorry, I don't know who this mourning bird learned the tongue twister from.
Don't say you think it's noisy, we also think it's too noisy. We talked about the tongue twisters of Grandma Liu and Old Man Liu all the way. Now that I hear Grandma Liu and Old Man Liu, I want to hit someone. I don't know who is going into the desert. I have nothing to do.
If you have nothing to do, go teach these mourning birds tongue twisters."
He gritted his teeth as he spoke, and it seemed that he had indeed suffered a lot of mental damage along the way.
I just don’t know if he is gnashing his teeth because he hates the immortal human-faced bird, or he hates the person who taught him tongue twisters.
Hearing each other’s complaints, the atmosphere in the room became a little strange for a moment. Everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look at Jin An, who was sitting solemnly, as if he hadn’t heard anything.
The muscles in the corners of Qibo's eyes were twitching as he stood at the door.
Sure enough.
It is indeed the style of doing things of Mr. Jin An.
As early as when he was in Changxian, he was deeply impressed by Jin An's unique brain circuit. After half a year without seeing him, he still had the same familiar personal style.
When they passed through the country of Guchi, they also encountered these human-faced birds. Their approach was to drive away these strange birds to prevent these strange birds from hiding in the dark and chewing people's tongues and imitating people's speech. This is normal people
logic of doing things.
To be continued...