Chapter 435 How can I, Jinan, be such an exaggerated person?
Jin An looked at the people opposite him with a half-smile.
“The master’s discipline is strict, and no meat or alcohol is allowed. I’d better give this gluttonous feast to a few of you, and invite them first.”
When the Han general heard this, he was surprised and said: "The little Taoist priest is a disciple of the Quanzhen sect? I don't think the little Taoist priest is dressed like a disciple of the Quanzhen sect."
Jin An never looked at the steaming table of camel meat from beginning to end: "I am indeed not a disciple of the Quanzhen Sect. My sect comes from a branch of the Zhengyi lineage."
The Han general touched the fine steel ring on his thick finger bone, exclaimed in surprise, and said with great interest: "Why do I remember that only Quanzhen disciples abstain from meat and alcohol, cut off the world of society, and cannot marry women and have children?
Is there no such rule?"
“Zhengyi Dao really doesn’t have such a principle.” The Feng Shui master also answered.
This man is a northerner with a Beijing accent.
Jin An laughed.
There is no embarrassment at all that the lie has not been exposed on his face.
Well.
He hadn't finished laughing when he saw Mr. Yiyun sitting next to him smiling at him, with a stiff expression on his face.
Ahem.
Jin An put away his smile with some guilt, then sat upright and said solemnly: "There are many branches of the Zhengyi lineage, and it is normal for the precepts of each lineage to be different."
"On the contrary, some of you have been urging me to eat meat. Your companions have already eaten camel meat. Don't just talk. Eat it while it's hot. Don't let down the good intentions of these old gentlemen."
The big Han general laughed: "Before entering the Laughing Corpse Village, I was already full, and I have no appetite yet."
The Feng Shui master also laughed and said: "People are prone to gastrointestinal problems when they get old, so they should not eat food that is too oily. I ate too much dried meat during this trip to the desert, and my gastrointestinal problems are a little bad. I will temporarily eat some vegetarian naan to improve my gastrointestinal problems."
"Amitabha, monks should abstain from meat and alcohol." The monk holding the tantric demon-conquering stick didn't even need to make excuses.
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This group of people always had various excuses not to eat camel meat. They took turns talking about it, but no one touched the camel meat.
Except those who were already eating camel meat.
The fat old man who had been standing aside listened to the words for a long time. He finally understood what it meant. No one wanted to eat their camel meat.
The fat old man explained: "When you go out, you need to be cautious. I understand this. Guests, are you worried that we will poison the food and wine, or that you will think of eating dead human flesh after hearing about Laughing Corpse Manor?"
"How could this be dead human flesh? Everyone just saw it. The bad-tempered old man from Palletahon picked the meat from the camel skeleton in front of everyone. This is obviously camel meat. How can human flesh be so big?
Meat and such thick bones.”
The fat old man became more and more anxious as he spoke, trying to defend himself.
"The desert has not been so lively for a long time. We old men were just happy, so we slaughtered some camels to entertain a few guests who came from afar... If the guests think these meals are poisonous, I am willing to test the poison on the spot.
Allay guests’ concerns.”
The fat old man said, grabbed a few pieces of meat, put it into his mouth and chewed it with relish. He also drank a few sips of wine: "Look, nothing happened to me. These meats and wine are not poisonous. If they are really poisonous, others will be too."
He has been poisoned for a long time."
These words, combined with the fat old man's white hair and aggrieved expression, can indeed win a lot of sympathy. At this time, he continued to urge everyone to eat camel meat, as if if they didn't eat, a large group of people were deliberately bullying a lonely old man.
Just when the atmosphere was tense, a few people among the entourage of the Han generals couldn't bear the temptation of the meat and began to devour it.
Seeing that more and more people on his side were losing their minds, the big man general couldn't sit still anymore, and a stern look flashed in his eyes. But at this moment, there were the sounds of many people's footsteps and noises outside the door.
Hearing the movement, it sounded like someone was coming to stay at the Laughing Corpse Village again at night. A group of people were walking towards this place. It looked like it was quite lively in the depths of the desert.
At this time, Qi Bo, who had made an excuse to go to the hut, also came back in time, stood at the door and looked in the direction of the footsteps.
“Sir, this Laughing Corpse Village is really lively tonight. I saw a lot of torches, old slave, and a lot of people coming towards us.” Qi Bo stood at the door and said to Mr. Yiyun.
by Qi Bo, everyone in the house heard it. Seeing another guest entering the Laughing Corpse Village, the fat old man stopped trying to persuade Jin'an and the others to eat meat for the time being, and happily ran outside to greet the guests.
The footsteps of a group of people approached quickly, and before anyone saw them, they heard the sound: "Grandma Liu asked Grandma Liu to buy milk, and Grandma Liu bought milk for Grandma Liu..."
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“Sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu built sixty-six walking towers, and placed sixty-six bottles of storax oil on them…”
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In the thick darkness, tongue twisters came one after another. After talking about it, Grandma Liu started talking about Old Man Liu.
It is the human-faced phoenix from Guchi country imitating human speech.
That voice.
Sounds so familiar.
Mr. Yiyun and Qi Bo both looked at Jin An in shock. Wasn't the voice imitated by the human-faced phoenix the voice of Jin An?
Not to mention Master Yiyun and Qi Bo were shocked, even Jin An frowned and was surprised.
That night, he clearly killed all the human-faced phoenixes left in the Guchi Kingdom, so there was no way any fish could slip through the net.
Unless there was a human-faced phoenix who was frightened at the beginning and escaped from the ruins of the ancient city.
"Jin'an! Taoist Priest, this Grandma Liu, Old Man Liu's tongue twister seems to be your voice, right?" Mr. Yiyun suddenly laughed, his smile was bright and moving, his eyes were full of the reflection of the autumn water.
Jin An's figure beside him.
She especially emphasizes the word "Jin'an".
Jin'an: "..."
He always felt that this old friend next to him was angry with him, specifically targeting him. But thinking about it carefully, they had just met and there was nothing to offend each other. Could it be that he said in Chang County that "girls wrap their breasts"
It’s not good, it’s easy to deform, it’s too harmful to the body, and the more you wrap it up, the smaller your breasts will become.” Mr. Yiyun has been gnashing his teeth and holding a grudge to this day?
If it is really because of this sentence that it is remembered to this day.
Jin'an is about to complain.
He was a kind reminder at that time, but it was indeed not good for development.
At this moment, even the Han generals, mountain guards, monks, Feng Shui masters and others sitting opposite looked at Jin An with strange expressions.
I couldn't help but murmur in my heart.
This Taoist priest is indeed abnormal.
What exactly did he do to those human-faced phoenixes in Guchi Kingdom? How come even the human-faced phoenixes became abnormal?
Just when Jin An was embarrassed and still thinking about how to answer, the footsteps of a group of people outside the door approached, and a group of dusty Han people walked into the bright room.
There were seven or eight people coming, all from the Western Regions.
One of them was holding a human-faced phoenix with a lifelike human face in his hand.
“Ahqi, please shut the beak of this mourning bird! This is a bird you caught on the way and it’s up to you to clean its butt!”
When a Westerner saw so many Han people sitting in the room, his expression was obviously startled. Then he imitated Han etiquette and clasped his fists at everyone in the room, saying in Chinese: "I'm sorry, I don't know who this mourning bird learned the tongue twister from.
Don't say you think it's noisy, we also think it's too noisy. We talked about the tongue twisters of Grandma Liu and Old Man Liu all the way. Now that I hear Grandma Liu and Old Man Liu, I want to hit someone. I don't know who is going into the desert. I have nothing to do.
If you have nothing to do, go teach these mourning birds tongue twisters."
He gritted his teeth as he spoke, and it seemed that he had indeed suffered a lot of mental damage along the way.
I just don’t know if he is gnashing his teeth because he hates the immortal human-faced bird, or he hates the person who taught him tongue twisters.
Hearing each other’s complaints, the atmosphere in the room became a little strange for a moment. Everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look at Jin An, who was sitting solemnly, as if he hadn’t heard anything.
The muscles in the corners of Qibo's eyes were twitching as he stood at the door.
Sure enough.
It is indeed the style of doing things of Mr. Jin An.
As early as when he was in Changxian, he was deeply impressed by Jin An's unique brain circuit. After half a year without seeing him, he still had the same familiar personal style.
When they passed through the country of Guchi, they also encountered these human-faced birds. Their approach was to drive away these strange birds to prevent these strange birds from hiding in the dark and chewing people's tongues and imitating people's speech. This is normal people
logic of doing things.
Who would have thought that a human-faced bird could be taught tongue twisters?
But when he thought that Mr. Jin An had done this, Qi Bo suddenly felt relieved and felt that it was natural and he was not surprised or surprised at all.
After being surprised when he first saw Jin An, Qi Bo noticed carefully that Jin An was not wearing ordinary folk clothes but a set of five-color Taoist robes.
The expression on his face was stunned.
These five-color Taoist robes seem to belong to the Wuzang Taoist sect. What exactly has Master Jin'an experienced in the six months since he left Chang County? Has he successfully found the Wuzang Taoist temple and become a disciple of the Wuzang Taoist temple?
"Taoist Priest Jin'an, this imitator seems to be learning..." After hearing what the Westerner said, the Han general opposite looked at Jin'an with great interest.
Before he finished speaking, Jin An had already answered: "Don't talk too much. The meat on this table will be cold and unpalatable soon. Don't be cold. Pasha, some old gentlemen from Western Kelti."
of kindness.”
Jin An’s voice was low and he deliberately pretended to have a deep voice.
Pasha, a tall and thin old man who had just brought the group of people from the Western Regions, looked puzzled when he heard Jin An's voice: "Little Taoist, what's wrong with your voice?"
Jin An sat still in a serious manner, without squinting his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "What's wrong with my voice? My voice has always been so deep, steady, young and mature."
Pasha:“?”
Sikelti: "?"
The Han generals led a group of people: "?"
Mr. Yiyun: "!"
Chibo: “!”
Poof.
Mr. Yiyun looked at the serious and funny Jin An and couldn't help laughing anymore. Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, and the scent of Red Moon Rouge powder on his body became even more fragrant.
Jin An sniffed, followed the scent, and glanced at Mr. Yiyun who was sitting next to him. As a result, he was caught in the act just as he glanced at Mr. Yiyun's flat chest.
Mr. Yiyun’s expression did not change.
Just made a motion to pick up the wine glass on the table, and then gently grasped it with his palm, and the wine glass turned into a puddle of powder.
Died to pieces.
To die without a complete body.
Jin'an immediately sat upright, looking at his nose with his eyes, and his heart with his nose.
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Looking at my young master smiling so happily.
Chibo’s eyes were filled with emotion.
In the short period of time when the young master met Mr. Jin An, he was happy and laughed more often than in the past six months.
It’s great to be young. When people grow old, it’s easy to reminisce about the time they missed when they were young. Since ancient times, they have been passionate and hateful. This hatred lasts forever. Qibo once again fell into the memories of his youth.
Among the people present, the most confused ones are the new batch of people from the Western Regions. They still haven’t figured out why everyone’s eyes are always on the Han Taoist priest. However, they feel that the Han Taoist priest has a saying.
That's right. After struggling in the sandstorm for a day, they were really tired, hungry and exhausted. They saw many people in the house eating the steaming and fragrant camel meat, and finally they couldn't bear it anymore.
The smell of the meat tempted them all, and they all ran to the table, grabbed pieces of meat, chewed it, and devoured it.
He looked so hungry that he wanted to eat his own fingers.
They have never tasted such delicious meat in their lives.
That crazy eating look.
It’s almost like a beast controlled by greed and completely losing its mind.
As for Pasha and Xikelti, two old men, one thin and one fat, they kept pouring wine, serving meat, and entertaining guests warmly. The arrival of these people from the Western Regions temporarily diverted the attention of the veteran of Laughing Corpse Manor.
No one insisted on persuading Jin An and the others to eat meat anymore.
As for the human-faced phoenix, it had long been thrown aside by these people and forgotten.
This human-faced phoenix kept struggling on the ground. Because its wings were clipped and its feet were tied, it couldn't fly no matter how hard it fluttered.
At this time, Qi Bo had also walked into the house, and naturally sat down on the right side of Jin An. In this way, the order became Master Yiyun, Jin An, and Qi Bo. After he used his urine to escape, he finally no longer had to squeeze in.
The two of them felt uncomfortable.
The human spirit Qi Bo pretended to drink some water, got drunk again and fell asleep on the table.
At this time, someone picked up a piece of camel meat from the table and threw it to the human-faced phoenix on the ground, intending to see the reaction of the strange bird. As a result, when the human-faced phoenix saw the camel meat, it was like a poisonous scorpion and was shunned.
With his feet tied, he desperately crawled outside the house.
While crawling, he screamed in panic: "Blackened to black and gray... Blackened to gray... Gray will make you fat..."
"Blackened to black and gray, turned back to...back..."
Well.
Looking at the frightened and screaming human-faced phoenix, everyone who still had some sense and did not eat camel meat looked at Jin An speechlessly again.
How many tongue twisters did you teach these human-faced birds?
How could this human-faced bird be so frightened?
Speaking tongue twisters when you are frightened.
But no matter how you say the tongue twister this time, the Phoenix can't say it smoothly. Instead, the more urgent it becomes, the more anxious it becomes. Eventually, the manic temper outweighs the inner fear, and he actually starts to self-mutilate.
That human face looked ferocious and manic. He opened his mouth and bit at the body, as if he felt no pain. He tore off large chunks of flesh and blood, splattering corpse blood on the ground.
The scene was bloody.
While biting and biting, he did not forget to continue talking in black, gray and black tongue twisters,
Hush! Everyone took a breath and looked at Jin An in shock again: "Taoist Master Jin An, what kind of tongue twister did you teach it? Even this kind of imitating bird can't learn it, and you even drove yourself crazy..."