"Then do you think women smell good?"
Gudong!
After hearing the words of the tall and thin old man, a group of old men who were half buried in the earth swallowed hard again.
Then he raised his arm and smelled the creak.
I smelled my body again. The sweaty smell of tattered leather armor was mixed with the sour smell of not bathing for a long time. There was also the smell of old people's body, the fishy smell of sand and earth, the smell of livestock and camels, and the smell of corpses coming from the crematorium.
The smell of corpses, coupled with the turbid and stagnant air in the tomb...
All kinds of unpleasant odors are mixed together, turning into an indescribable and pungent stench.
"Woman, smells good!"
An old man who is older than Jin An and Yiyun together, nods his head itchingly, as if there are ten thousand ants crawling in his heart.
"Pasha, Xikelti, you are so uninteresting. You are tired of smelling women's scent while serving guests who come from far away. Instead, you send us to other places!" A man with rotten teeth couldn't find it.
The veteran, who had good teeth, straightened his tattered leather armor that didn't fit, and protested.
Pasha defended himself: "Looking at your potential, I was afraid that you would not be able to look away from your greedy eyes when you saw a woman, scaring away the rare women in the desert, so I sent you away."
Spend it."
"You don't even think about it. There are more wolves than meat. With so many men circling around a woman, how can we not scare the women away? How can we keep them to eat the defective camel meat we cooked?"
"Pasha, what do you want to say after talking so much?" someone muttered.
Pasha and Xikelti looked at each other: "I propose that we don't kill everyone this time. This time we only kill the men and leave the woman alive. Wuershi, we want the secret of the Kingdom of the Immortal God."
, we also want women.”
After Pasha finished speaking, everyone looked at each other.
He looked a little hesitant.
"Will keeping that woman ruin our affairs?" someone said bluntly.
"If you don't leave alive, do you still want to sleep with the corpse all day long?"
Pasha glared and said, "This Laughing Corpse Village lacks everything except corpses."
"If any of you wants to sleep with a corpse, you can go to the morgue to hold the head. Anyway, I, Pasha, Xikelti, and Paletahun have discussed it, and I will keep that woman alive this time no matter what.
"
For a time, there was a quarrel between two groups in the tomb.
One group of people believes that what they are planning is better than women, and they cannot ruin their plans for a woman. Women will only affect the speed of drawing their swords, and they are not ruthless enough.
One group of people believed in insisting on keeping women alive.
Just when the two groups were quarreling, someone suddenly said: "In the entire Laughing Corpse Village, only thirteen of us brothers are dead. When we have hurt our brothers' feelings for a woman for many years, no one feels that
Doesn’t that woman look very different from the woman our ancestors said? Doesn’t anyone doubt that that woman is actually a man?”
"Abboud, what do you mean by this?" The two groups of people who were still arguing with red faces looked at the person who spoke.
The man named Aboud is the youngest among these people, but the old man whose face was disfigured by the fire, even the youngest of the thirteen veterans is already in his sixties, over sixty years old
.
"Do you still remember how our ancestors described women? Although the Han woman was disguised as a man, her breasts were not as big as Xikelti's. Do you think Xikelti was a woman or a man?" asked the disfigured Abboud.
Hands a little fat old man Xikelti.
Fat old man Xikelti: "?"
"You, what is that... look of yours?"
As everyone looked around, the fat old man's general belly, arms, and chest were indeed much plumper than them all, and his leather armor was bulging.
"Sikkelti, are you the one who keeps the secret the most among our thirteen brothers?"
The fat old man was so angry that his face turned red: "Fuck you, let's fuck you, we eat, sleep and wash in the same bucket of bath water together. Can you still not know whether I, Xikelti, am a boy or a girl? I, my...
It’s called fat!”
The old men who were tickled by the woman couldn't listen to the fat old man's excuse at this moment. Soon, the fat old man was stripped naked and examined by everyone. It was indeed fat.
At this time, someone was thinking: "Could it be a man with feminine features who looks like a woman?"
Someone said suspiciously: "Which man would paint himself so fragrantly? Is he still a man?"
"You can't say for sure. There are all kinds of wonders in this world, and there are some in the Wu'er clan..."
Before the man finished speaking, he was immediately stopped by someone rudely: "Shut up! Be careful that walls have ears, and trouble comes from your mouth! Don't discuss things about the Wuershi in the depths of the desert! God's ears can hear what happens in the desert.
All the movement!”
At this time, the old man named Aboud spoke again.
"We have never seen a woman in our lives, and we don't know what a woman looks like. Although there are women's corpses in the morgue, they have long been turned into mummies, and their previous appearance has long been lost! Let me tell you, that woman can't be kept.
! Haven’t you noticed that the relationship between the thirteen of us brothers has been cracked ever since a woman appeared in Laughing Corpse Village? Women will only turn our brothers against each other, so that Han woman must not stay! "
"Just kill them and throw them into the corpse cremator to help us refine the corpse oil. As long as we go to the Wu'er clan to find a way to undo the curse on us, and then leave from the Holy Mountain of Guchi Country, we are afraid that there are not a thousand or ten thousand people outside.
A woman?"
Abboud said harshly.
His face, which had been disfigured by the fire, had a ferocious look and became distorted and ugly, as if it were covered with dozens of bright red centipedes. It was very scary to look at.
This Abboud was so cruel and ruthless. I don’t know if it was because after his face was disfigured by the cremator, the corpse energy entered his heart, which caused his mind to be inferior and distorted, and he became a psychopathic murderer.
At this time, the lame and hook-nosed old man named Zhazamu, after thinking for a moment, also said harshly: "Abboud is right, the two ounces of flesh on the chest of that Han woman can't compare to a big fat man.
, definitely not a woman!”
Finally, these veterans finally reached a consensus and decided not to leave any one alive, but to kill them all and throw them into the crematorium to refine corpse oil!
Regardless of whether they are male or female, it cannot affect the deep relationship between the thirteen brothers for decades!
If a woman whom they have known for less than a day causes a rift in their sixty or seventy-year friendship, then this woman cannot be kept!
At this moment, these veterans share the same hatred.
Consistent with the outside world.
"Hmph, I have suspected it for a long time. That Han woman is not a woman at all. She looks nothing like the woman our ancestors said."
"Abboud and Zazamu were attentive and attentive. They noticed something was wrong with the Han woman. A woman is actually worse than a man. I don't think she even has milk when she gives birth to a child."
"Not as big as a female camel."
While these veterans were still talking, suddenly, everyone shuddered.
"You, you... have you noticed... why the temperature in this tomb has suddenly become a lot... so cold?"
"Could it be that we were saying bad things behind our backs and were heard?"
Some people looked up and around suspiciously.
But in this hidden underground tomb, except for their brothers, there were no other outsiders, but even this did not eliminate the uneasiness in their hearts. Perhaps due to psychological effects, they always felt that the ancient tomb tonight was a bit sinister.
The atmosphere is very wrong.
"Okay, don't be suspicious all the time. You're scaring yourself... There's no one else here except us standing behind us to eavesdrop. It's because the fire in the crematorium has become smaller and the temperature has dropped."
"Let's scrape off the corpse oil while it's hot. We'll have to waste a lot of effort and time scraping off the corpse oil after it completely cools and solidifies."
Seeing everyone holding their arms, shivering, and trembling, they were thinking wildly. Among the veterans, the tall, thin old man Pasha and the disfigured old man Aboud, who were the more courageous among the veterans, interrupted everyone and continued to think wildly.
After hearing this, everyone looked in the direction of the crematorium.
The fire there has indeed become smaller.
The body has been burned.
Is it really because the fire in the crematorium became smaller and the cold wind from outside kept pouring into the underground tomb, causing the temperature here to drop rapidly?
They were not allowed to think too much. After the fire was extinguished, the veterans carefully collected the stinky corpse oil from the crematorium and chimney.
They have special earthen jars for storing corpse oil.
When they opened the earthen jar, the corpse oil in the earthen jar was as viscous as fire oil, and the smell of corpses filled the sky. Jin An, who had been floating next to him, was surprised. The corpse oil looked older than the thirty-year-old Taoist priest.
To be continued...