Chapter 977: Master Luo Tian, Mr. Mo, how many Taoist platforms have you cultivated?
Shenzhou is indeed a sacred object built by the whole country. Even the resting places of Luo Tian and Mo Lao are decorated with ivory and red coral, making it look magnificent and luxurious.
On the way back to the palace, Luo Tian and Mr. Mo inquired about the situation in Jin'an.
Luo Tian: "How many years has Taoist priest Jin'an been practicing?"
Jin An: "It's just a fledgling, it's not worth mentioning."
Luo Tianpi smiled but said: "Taoist Master Jin'an is too humble."
Jin An: "I'm really not humble. I'm really just starting out and have only been practicing for a year and a half."
"Haha, Taoist Master Jin An is really humorous." Luo Tian and Mr. Mo obviously didn't believe Jin An's words, thinking that Jin An was wary of them and joking with them humorously.
"Taoist Master Jin'an is revered as a martial arts immortal. Being able to come as a guest today will make my Tianshi Mansion shine." Luo Tian's words are duplicitous, but what he is thinking in his heart is that young people are energetic and prone to pride and complacency. Let me give you a few mouthfuls first.
The ecstasy soup has mesmerized you so much that I can't believe that your mouth is always so strict.
Jin An showed a surprised expression: "It really makes the Tianshi Mansion shine. It turns out I'm not the only one who thinks so."
Luo Tian: "..."
Mr. Mo: "..."
The other Tianshi Mansion Feng Shui masters who followed could not help but roll their eyes at Jin An's back with sore teeth and cold eyes. They had seen shameless ones but never such shameless ones.
According to the normal plot, the host said that the guests should be humble and courteous. Only the devil knows that Jin An does not follow the normal routine. The speed of this snake-killing stick is astonishing to the elderly like Luo Tian and Mr. Mo.
They were both choked up and speechless. After they reacted, the muscles in the corners of their mouths twitched, and they politely said with stiff smiles: "Taoist Jin'an is indeed humorous."
hehe.
Jin An chuckled: "Hey, is Master Luo Tian a worm? Is it the roundworm in my belly? Once again, it speaks to my heart. I feel the same way."
The other Tianshi Mansion Feng Shui masters were so angry that they were itching their teeth after listening to Jin An's words. It was so shameless, so shameless. Is that a compliment to you? Why do you take everything on yourself?
Also! What is an insect?
Isn't this a curse word?
The key is to use curse words without using curse words, so that people can vent their anger and let others offend them!
I had no contact with Jin An before, but after a brief exchange with Jin An today, Luo Tian found that his heart was a little weak. He was so angry that he had the urge to hit someone!
Mr. Mo looked at Luo Tian with sympathetic eyes, as if to say, look, this was my mentality when Jin An met me.
This Jin An is not a normal person's brain. Even the idiom "feeling like old friends at first sight" can be ruined by him. He can't bear to look at him and talk to him, which can make people angry to death.
"Today is a rare opportunity. Why don't Taoist Master Jin An tell us his thoughts and insights about martial arts and immortals." Luo Tian changed the topic. He felt that if he didn't change the topic, he would really be choked by Jin An's words today.
Internal injuries.
"So it turns out that the Tianshi Mansion also admires me, the martial arts immortal?"
Jin An said solemnly: "There's nothing wrong with telling me about my experiences and insights. I, Jin An, am not the kind of stingy person who always feels anxious in the belly of a villain."
Upon hearing what Jin An said, Luo Tian and Mr. Mo looked at each other secretly, with smiles in their eyes. Young people are young people. When they are praised a few nice words, they will easily become arrogant and lose control of their minds.
It’s just that Luo Tian quickly realized something was wrong. Is there a line in the poem “The little man’s belly is growing with belly”? Isn’t the original saying “The villain is growing with belly”? Belly, belly is growing, villain… Wait for Luo Tian
After reacting, his face turned dark with anger. He had finally learned about Jin An's venomous mouth today. But in order to find out Jin An's rotten cultivation methods and obtain some untold secrets of martial arts and immortals, he even bit him today.
I swallowed the broken teeth into my stomach, but I still had to hold back this anger.
The path of cultivation for martial arts immortals has always been very difficult. It has been too long since there has been a new martial arts immortal in this world, and many of the cultivation experiences have been cut off and lost! What’s more, such a young martial arts immortal,
There is no trace of history! So he wants to know more clues about martial arts and immortals. Even if Jin An doesn't tell the truth all the time and tells half of the truth, there is still a purpose.
An extraordinary reference value.
Luo Tian, who was angry at Jin'an, took his anger out on the disciples of the Tianshi Mansion who followed him, and shouted majestically: "Why don't you come over and thank Taoist Jin'an for teaching me today? Listen to what the martial arts immortal said
The experience gained from your practice is the opportunity you have gained over hundreds of years of practice."
In order to get more clues about martial arts and immortals from Jin An, Luo Tian, who was usually taciturn and inarticulate, rarely changed his temper today. He was warm and hospitable all the way, treating Jin An as a guest and letting Jin An sit down.
The first position is to explain the experience and insights of martial arts and immortals to Tianshi Mansion.
When the disciples of the Tianshi Mansion heard that Elder Luo Tian, who was usually majestic and inhumane, was so humble today for them, in front of a young man who was several decades older than him, they were immediately moved to tears and became emotional.
However, they were so excited and moved that if they knew Jin An's inner thoughts at this time, they would probably draw their swords and stab Jin An angrily.
Seeing Luo Tian who refused to retaliate and treated himself as a guest, Jin An had an inner monologue——
He is like the dirty turtle man in Yihong Courtyard! A turtle man with a deep city who can endure the humiliation of his crotch and continue to be a dirty man!
"Taoist Master Jin An, you can start your lecture now." Luo Tian and Mr. Mo sat cross-legged on the ground with other disciples of the Tianshi Mansion, looking forward to Jin An who was at the top.
As the saying goes, people's hearts are made of flesh. Jin An was also moved by Luo Tian's behavior and was embarrassed to fool the Tianshi Mansion with lies. He looked at Luo Tian who looked expectant and asked: "Master Luo Tian, what are you doing?"
Is there a training platform for debut?”
Luo Tian frowned: "Does practicing martial arts have anything to do with the Taoist platform?"
Jin An replied seriously: "Of course, the Taoist platform is also called the road to heaven, which is related to a person's qualifications, understanding, and future potential. If you lack any of them, you will not be able to build the road to heaven."
Luo Tian proudly replied: "Of course there is."
Jin An became interested: "Oh? How many Taoist platforms has Master Luo Tian cultivated?"
Luo Tian snorted coldly: "Ever since the world of the underworld has been locked by heavy shackles, there is no longer a ninety-thousand-mile Kunpeng in the world. It is so difficult to forge a path to heaven. How many Taoist platforms are there? One is enough!"
What is a Taoist platform?
Why haven't we heard of this?
There was a low-pitched discussion among the disciples of the Tianshi Mansion below.
When Elder Mo explained what a Taoist platform was and how difficult it was to cast, these people made a loud noise and all admired him. They looked at the back of Elder Luo Tian with envy, as if they were admiring an unreachable mountain.
After hearing Luo Tian's answer, Jin An nodded and expressed his understanding.
When Luo Tian saw Jin An nodding, he thought Jin An agreed with his statement, and the arrogant look on his face became even stronger.
Jin An just chuckled and did not answer immediately, then turned to look at Mr. Mo: "Mr. Mo, have you cast a Taoist platform? How many Taoist platforms are there?"
Mr. Mo replied with a proud look on his face: "Of course there is one. Like Senior Brother Luo Tian, it is also a Taoist platform."
Unexpectedly, Jin An's next words made the two of them so angry that they almost jumped up and wanted to hit someone. Jin An shook his head and sighed: "Master Luo Tian and Mr. Mo's qualifications are so poor that they can't even touch the threshold of martial arts. Even if I say
Even if you don’t, you may not be able to understand the essence.”
"you……"
No matter how well-educated a person is, he will be furious at this time.
Jin An turned to look at the other people in the Tianshi Mansion and asked the same question. All of them shook their heads, and no one cast the Taoist platform.
Jin An didn't say anything this time, but his expression of hesitating to speak, shaking his head and sighing was simply more heart-wrenching than killing people. He was clearly saying that your qualifications are too poor, so I won't waste my time explaining my experience and experience.
I understand, but even if I say it, you won’t understand.
One can imagine how ugly the faces of these Tianshi Mansion Feng Shui masters are!
That's too much!
If Jin An hadn't been specially invited as a guest by Luo Tian and Mr. Mo, the people in the Tianshi Mansion would have almost doubted whether Jin An came to the Tianshi Mansion today to deliberately insult the Tianshi Mansion! Swearing people without using curse words is deliberately to annoy people!