Chapter 789 789: Body, hair and skin, received by parents 【Ask monthly ticket】
Chapter 789 789: The body, hair and skin are all affected by the parents [asking for monthly votes]
Author: Sautéed Mushrooms in Oil
Chapter 789 789: The body, hair and skin are all affected by the parents [asking for monthly votes]
"Lord!"
"Lord!"
"Mama!"
Shen Tang vaguely heard someone calling her, she couldn't help but follow the sound, and subconsciously patted her ears - with her physical fitness and five senses, everyone's voices should be very clear. But now she heard it was blurry, it must be because of her ears. question.
It's okay if I don't take a picture, but if I take a picture, I'll make a squeaking noise again.
The pinna of the ear hurts and dust and sand are shaken off.
Shen Tang couldn't help but cover his ears, cursing in his heart that good thoughts and evil thoughts were not human beings. After all, this was the body that the three of them had shared, so they didn't know how to use it lightly! In a moment, everyone had already arrived one after another, ready to go. Gu Chi, who wanted to show his "gentleness and thoughtfulness", after seeing clearly the appearance of his lord, all the drafts he had made were stuck in his throat, but he couldn't hold it in.
"puff--"
Shen Tang squinted and said, "Why are you laughing?"
It's just four words, with a strong nasal sound, and the words are leaky.
Xun Zhen glanced at Gu Chi and signaled him not to seek death at this time. Shen Tang noticed that their expressions were a little strange, so he covered his bruised and swollen heads and said, "Why are you laughing?"
It pissed her off and turned back to all 007s!
Gu Chi covered the upturned corners of his mouth with his sleeves, coughed lightly and said, "I'm not smiling, but it's rare to see my lord in such a miserable state. Apart from the trauma, is there anything else that lord feels uncomfortable about?"
Although there was no mirror, Shen Tang knew just by touch that his handsome face was swollen into a pig's head and that he could no longer see anyone.
Complained: "I feel pain everywhere."
Gong Xiqiu said: "It's much better than when I was there."
If he hadn't been lucky enough to be picked up by Lin Feng, he would have probably died at the bottom of the cliff. It is really rare for Mama to withstand the three tests of evil thoughts, totems, and thunder in one go and only have superficial injuries. As expected of a sacred object of the Gongxi tribe, he My best friend Mama! Amazing!
Hearing this, Shen Tang was slightly comforted.
Gu Chi and others were afraid of Shen Tang's "settlement of accounts", but Wu Xian had no such scruples. After he stepped into the pit, he saw Shen Tang's appearance at close range, so his eyes were almost glued to her head, and he took several deep breaths Can't hold back my smile.
"Pfft - Shen, Sister Shen -"
Shen·Heitanren·Tang: "What?"
Wu Xian raised his hand and pointed at the position of his head.
Shen Tang, who had a dark face, was puzzled and raised his hand to touch the width of his head, only to find a ball of burnt black ashes.
Shen Tang: "..."
The scene was so quiet that only the sound of the wind was left.
Looking at the burnt black thing in her hand, and then feeling the coolness of the cold wind passing above her head, she was completely stunned.
"What's this?"
Wu Xiandao: "Um...Mei Shen's hair?"
After hearing this, Shen Tang's expression changed to touching her head with both hands - she grabbed a ball of hair, and with a little force, the hair that was still in a ball covering her head made a crisp "click-click" sound. The sound was really louder than Freshly baked potato chips are still crispy.
Everyone: "..."
Shen Tang: "..."
Gong Xiqiu couldn't see Shen Tang's appearance at this moment, but he could "see" her movements at this moment: "Isn't it just that the hair was chopped off? Mama, that is the Tianlei that was promoted to the sixteenth level. Don't talk about the hair. , eyebrows, armpit hair and even..."
He didn't say the rest of the words, but Xun Ding gave him a slap in the face.
Shen Tang touched his eyebrows and eyelashes.
Sure enough, only the residue was left.
Her mouth became more and more deflated, and even though she was now completely black, everyone could still see the grievances from her dark little face.
Gong Xiqiu scratched the spot where Xun Ding's elbow hit him, but the little force did not hurt or itch him: "Does Mama have enough martial energy?"
Shen Tang sniffed, but inhaled a dusty nose.
The strong itching in her nasal cavity made her sneeze uncontrollably. Every time she sneezed, a cloud of black smoke came out, and she sneezed again and again, and she managed to stop after seven or eight sneezes: "What are you asking for?"
"If you have enough martial energy, don't take back the armor." The hair on the body has been damaged by the thunder, not to mention the clothes?
If Mama takes back her armor now, it will not end well.
Shen Tang: "..."
My lord's promotion to the sixteenth rank was a good thing that was worth setting up a feast and celebrating for seven days and seven nights. However, due to some details, everyone stopped celebrating happily and kept silent about Shen Tang's promotion.
In this way, several days passed.
Gu Chi and others also looked sad because of this.
When Chu Yao came out with the meal, Luan Xin and others hurriedly came forward to greet him. They lowered their voices for fear that they would be heard by people in the room if they raised their voices: "Wu Hui, how is your master doing now?"
Chu Yao: "My appetite is okay, but I still don't see anyone."
The daily food intake has been increased from three buckets to four buckets. This is turning grief and anger into appetite, or it may be that the need for food is greater after the promotion. No matter which way it is, it is a good thing to still have appetite.
What Chu Yao is most worried about is that his lord is sad and has no appetite.
He sighed: "It's better to let the master decide for himself."
As long as you have a good-looking face and a handsome bald head.
Chu Yao was thinking about preparing some hair-growing medicinal food for Shen Tang.
And Shen Tang?
It's not just because of her hair that she doesn't want to see people these days.
The evil thoughts and the good thoughts were fighting, and she didn't know what to think. She greeted her face. Shen Tang used Wen Qi/Martial Qi to nourish her, but found that the recovery speed was strangely slow, as if there was a force preventing her from recovering. She didn't want to wander around with a pig-headed face. Woolen cloth.
Therefore, she stayed in her room for several days.
Take the time to calm down and check your progress.
On the fifth day, the long-closed door finally opened.
Shen Tang kicked the wooden sign at the door that said "Burn incense if you have something to do, don't make a fuss if you have nothing to do". He touched his shiny head and sighed sincerely: "Since I came here, my head hasn't been so cool for a long time. It's just that the weather is getting better. It’s hot and quite comfortable.”
It doesn't matter if you have a bald head or something.
As long as they have handsome faces, they will be pretty regardless of whether they have hair or not!
This is the conclusion Shen Tang came to after taking a shower today and carefully looking at his beautiful face in the mirror.
Turning around, he bumped into Chu Yao who looked slightly surprised.
"Wuhui!"
Only then did Chu Yao come back to his senses: "Lord."
"Are you here to deliver meals again? You don't have to do it starting today. Just leave this kind of thing to others." Everyone seemed more nervous about her loss of hair than she was. In the past few days, they came to her house from time to time and reported through the door. They all spoke softly.
Shen Tang was worried that if he held it in for a few more days, they would all shave their heads. Thinking about that scene, he was quite moved.
Chu Yao turned sideways, revealing the plate held by his bodyguard.
Shen Tang was surprised: "What?"
Chu Yao revealed the answer. It was a wig with the hair braided into a bun. The workmanship was quite precise, and it only needed to be buckled onto the head. There was also a box of eyebrow powder next to it so that the lost eyebrows could be drawn back.
Shen Tang: "..."
She looked at Chu Yao silently, and Chu Yao also looked at her tenderly.
Shen Tang scratched his head: "Well, there's no need for that."
After confirming that Shen Tang really didn't mind the lost hair, Chu Yao breathed a sigh of relief and said softly: "My lord has been behind closed doors these days and refuses to see anyone, which is really worrying... Now that we've looked away, why not hold a morning meeting tomorrow to teach him better" People feel at ease."
Shen Tang said: "Well, I've made you worry."
Then he asked about the situation at Chaoliguan.
Chu Yao said: "Everything is fine."
Shen Tang asked again: "Is there any news about Huang Lie's troops?"
Chu Yao instantly entered the work reporting state and said: "Previously, Huang Lie's troops were divided into two groups, one to encircle Zhao Degong, and the other to recruit Qianzhou troops... Listening to the rumors, it seems that they are also preparing to establish diplomatic relations with neighboring countries and borrow troops, but the specific results are unknown. Zhang He's soldiers and horses Developing in Yanzhou. At present, the Huang and Zhang families have formed an alliance. Although there is no sign of dispatching troops to Chaoliguan, they still cannot slack off..."
Shen Tang nodded and said: "They are just temporarily calming down."
After the two companies have integrated their forces, they still have to take action.
but--
Shen Tang frowned and asked, "Huang Lie wants to borrow troops from neighboring countries?"
Given the current situation in the four states of Ling, Qian, Yan, and Kun, it would be difficult if a complete political force intervened.
Chu Yao was not worried about this.
He said: "There is a 90% chance that we won't be able to borrow it."
Shen Tang was curious: "Why are you so sure?"
Chu Yao explained: "After rescuing the old ministers of the Xin State before, they learned that Zheng Qiao was also worried about being invaded by neighboring countries, for fear of falling into a fatal situation of being attacked from both sides. Therefore, he used methods to intensify the internal fighting among neighboring countries, and now the fighting is also in full swing. .”
The northwest continent is so chaotic, how can the outside world not be greedy?
I'm greedy, but I don't have time to take care of myself. I haven't even wiped the shit off my butt, so how can I have the energy to think about the meat in someone else's pot?
Shen Tang smiled and said, "That makes me feel relieved."
After Chu Yao left, Shen Tang went to the school grounds to watch the military training.
The shiny head shimmered in the sun, causing the generals who were training to turn around frequently. Take a look? Hey, that monk looks like the master? Not sure, take another look.
"Mama looks like this?"
Shen Tang was lying on the roof near the school grounds, basking in the sun comfortably. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he realized that the sun above his head was blocked.
She didn't even have to open her eyes to know who was coming. She put her hands on her hips proudly and said, "What's wrong with me looking like this? I can't see people with my bald head?"
Gong Xiqiu: "...Not really."
After a while, he sat down next to Shen Tang.
Shen Tang picked off the weeds growing in the gaps between the eaves and rubble, held it in his mouth, and said, "Gong Xiqiu, thank you this time."
Gong Xiqiu crossed his arms and asked, "Thank you for what?"
"Without you, Ji Shou and the others would be in danger."
Gong Xiqiu said: "Just remember to settle the matter."
Saying thank you would be too intrusive.
"...Am I not a sacred object of your clan? Do you still care about me asking for money?" Shen Tang sat upright at the mention of money.
Gong Xiqiu asked back: "How can I not pay for the sacred objects?"
"...Tsk, why are you picking at your pigtails so much!" Shen Tang paused for a moment, staring at Gong Xiqiu's thick black pigtails, and couldn't help but stretch out his paws, "Feng En. , where did you make this wig? It’s quite real!”
Pull——
Didn't move!
Gong Xiqiu followed her strength and leaned towards her.
She looked at Gong Xiqiu speechlessly, and Gong Xiqiu was also silent.
"No - you were also struck by lightning, so why are your hairs real?" Shen Tang was like a cat with exploded fur, scratching Gong Xiqiu's hair and pulling his eyebrows, but it was all real!
Gong Xiqiu said: "It's true."
Shen Tang said: "Really? I don't believe it!"
Gong Xiqiu clasped his collar with one hand, trying to pull it down, and said, "If you don't believe it, I have other evidence."
But his movement was stopped by Shen Tang.
"I'm not interested in men's chest or armpit hair. Although we are close friends, we can't act like hooligans. I only have one question - why does your hair grow so fast?" According to Gong Xiqiu's account, his injuries were worse than mine. It was much heavier, almost life hanging by a thread, it was impossible to keep my hair!
The only answer is that his hair grew later.
Gong Xiqiu also likes to have small braids. If all the braids are taken apart, the actual length will definitely be at the waist or downwards.
How can it last so long in such a short time?
Gong Xiqiu said: "Isn't this normal?"
Shen Tang: "???"
If you have abundant martial energy, your hair will grow easily.
Why do nine out of ten Wudan warriors have full beards? Is it because they like to grow beards? Naturally, it’s because shaving every day is troublesome. The growth will stop after it grows to a certain length. Wudan warriors basically cannot see it. Bald.
Shen Tang: "...Then why can't I grow?"
Gongxi Qiu thought for a moment: "You cultivate both."
It is said that he is a dual practitioner, but Shen Tang's overall cultivation is still dominated by literary spirit, and literary spirit does not have the characteristics of crazy hairiness.
Shen Tang: "...This is not fair!"
She got angry: "This is discrimination against literary scholars!"
Finally, Gong Xiqiu's words awakened her: "With so many words and inspirations from literary scholars, maybe some of them will come true."
The next day, morning meeting.
Everyone saw their lord coming out with a high ponytail, his hair swaying slowly from side to side as he walked, and they all looked at Chu Yao.
They all knew that Chu Yao had made a wig.
Chu Yao: "..."
"Cough, cough cough——"
Shen Tang pretended to cough to attract everyone's attention.
"Do you have any doubts?"
Everyone said: "No doubt."
Even some people are beating their chests in their hearts because they didn’t see the bald version of the Lord, and I’m afraid they won’t have a chance in the future!
After the Dragon Slaying Game, many new faces appeared under Shen Tang's tent. The lack of coordination among everyone made the morning meeting long and boring. Shen Tang listened patiently to each one and responded with a smile from time to time. The main character is a person with a stable mood and a good character. .
It made several newcomers who had been tortured by Zheng Qiao burst into tears.
These newcomers also have one characteristic in common -
They are more or less faced with the dilemma of having few male heirs, insufficient heirs, or no heirs at all. No one wants to be wiped out or left alone, and coupled with the "myth" of Xie Qi's power to enter the soul, it is temporarily okay. Shen Tang.
Let’s get the secret of women’s cultivation first and solve the heir crisis. As for the rest, we’ll talk about it later.
My lord, it’s not like you can’t run away once you’ve made your decision.
If the running-in is not good, it can still run away.
Because of their impure thoughts, they have no requirements for their positions. They work when there is work and rest when there is no work. Their level of cooperation is astonishing to subordinates from lower-level backgrounds.
Chu Yao and others were still worried that they would be passive and slow down their work.
For various reasons, new people and old people get along well.
As the sun climbed to its highest point, the long morning meeting finally came to an end. Shen Tang understood the recent work content in detail and had a solid understanding of the subsequent reconstruction: "Wuhui, is there any news from Sibao? Xianrong Ke Did you bring someone back?"
Lin Feng and Shen Zhi are the top priority.
Chu Yao: "Counting the time, there is still one day at the earliest."
Shen Tang sighed: "Then wait another day."
As a result, the morning gathering dispersed at the front, and the guards returned at the back.
The envoy sent to Sibao County has returned.
Shen Tang was surprised: "So fast?"
Didn't Tu Rong and the three of them sleep on the road?
Not just not sleeping!
He has never had such luxury in his life. As a brave warrior, he was taken care of by two literati, and his martial energy was increased at various speeds. He traveled without sleep for twelve hours a day!
