The stall owner gave Liu Changan a box and scraps of paper to put the duck eggs in. He drilled holes in the four corners and threaded ropes through them for him to carry. Then he broke some of the duck eggs Liu Changan picked out and put them in a vegetable bowl. However, the yolks were a little loose. Go back.
There is no problem in making fried duck eggs with chili pepper. Liu Changan paid the money, took the duck eggs, bought some quicklime and soda ash from the grocery store in the vegetable market, and was ready to go back.
Li Hongfang still followed him without saying a word.
Feeling some silence behind him, Liu Changan turned around and glanced at Li Hongfang halfway through.
Li Hongfang pointed to her tightly pursed lips, indicating that she had been following Liu Changan's "shut up" order, and if she was not allowed to speak, she would obediently say nothing.
"Tell me, what information did you make up?" Liu Changan nodded, he was really obedient. If only Zhu Juntang was as obedient as Li Hongfang, Zhu Juntang would definitely be arranged to study for eighteen hours every day.
Liu Changan suspected that if Zhu Juntang was really arranged to study eighteen hours a day, she would rather commit suicide, become a dead baa, and make various mutton products than accept it.
"I made it up... No, I found some information." Li Hongfang quickly walked closer to follow Liu Changan, "I went back last night to get the box to prepare the bones of the water monkey, and I saw a woman in white standing there.
Next to the pile of bones."
"Well, that means that both the male and female protagonists appear in the action video you captured." I don't know if the girl is a water monkey... If there are two water monkeys, it doesn't matter how much essence is infused.
If both are super beings, there should be no essence infusion, right? Liu Changan is not very sure about this. Creatures like water monkeys will hide their weapons under their skirts, which is enough to show that they are naturally lustful. One male and one female are two water creatures.
Monkeys have sex together all night long, perhaps just to satisfy their physical pleasure.
Liu Changan doesn't despise them, he also likes to have sex all night long, who doesn't?
The key depends on whether you have this ability, and Liu Changan is not targeting anyone.
"I hid far away and used the night vision system of the combat suit to track her. I saw her standing there for a long time, seeming to have very deep feelings for the pile of bones, like a woman who had lost her true love. She must have been there at this moment.
This situation will definitely remind her of a poem: The poor bones by the Wuding River are like those in a boudoir's dream." Li Hongfang said with some sympathy. After all, she was a woman, and it was easy for her to feel sad about these things.
"If you put it this way, it means that I have done many evil things, ruining other people's sleep and flying together, and making people separated forever?" Liu Changan said apologetically.
"No, that's not what I meant." Li Hongfang sneered, "This water monkey wants to kill people no matter what happens when they meet. He must have done many evil things. Brother Liu, you are doing harm for the people. This woman looks pitiful, but in fact she is heartless. Water monkey
The monkey's body was still cold, but she had no intention of collecting it for him. I saw her standing there for a while, then leading a dog away."
"You didn't say she was holding a dog just now?" Liu Changan looked back at her suspiciously.
"I forgot to mention...she was holding the dog, and when she was walking away, the dog howled exactly like the one in the recent Dragon Roar incident at Hunan University." Li Hongfang said seriously to express his feelings.
The mystery surrounding Xiang University's dragon roar has been solved. It's just a dog barking.
"Li Hongfang, I asked you not to associate the dragon roar of Xiangda University with the female water monkey in bed, so you just made up a dog? I didn't ask you to check this either?" Liu Changan raised his hand and put it on Li Hongfang's shoulder.
"Let me tell you, it was actually the howl that came from the annoyance in my chest one day, so it was a real dragon's roar, not a water monkey or a dog."
Li Hongfang was taken aback. Why didn't he expect it to be Brother Liu? He was so angry that he was so angry that he overwhelmed Hexi. Of course, only Brother Liu had such strength.
So Li Hongfang knelt down respectfully, lowered her upper body, lowered her waist, pressed her hands forward on the ground, lifted her buttocks high, the fabric of her skirt was not elastic, her thighs were tight, and her forehead was pressed against the wet floor tiles.
, admitting his mistake loudly: "Brother Liu, I was wrong."
For a moment, Liu Changan felt like he had no idea. She was on the street, in full view of everyone, in front of the neighbors, kneeling down and apologizing so profusely. How could Liu Changan still argue with her? Doesn't that show that he is narrow-minded and too small-minded?
"Get up." Liu Changan glanced at the old man not far away with bright eyes, as if he had discovered something sinful. He didn't intend to stop it but wanted to gossip about the old man.
Li Hongfang stood up, wiped her hands and forehead, and then said, "Brother Liu, this woman stood for a while and then left. I hid in the darkness, like a breathless assassin, following her from a distance, making her feel completely
Not aware of my presence, she seemed to have a keen sixth sense on the way. She occasionally stopped and looked back, but she still didn't spy on me."
Liu Changan looked at his duck eggs.
Duck eggs will hatch into fluffy little ducks, which is a leap in the level of life. Just like Li Hongfang now, she found that making up stories was risky, so she improved the level of her own stories. Instead of making up other people's stories, she started to make up her own stories.
To add to the drama, she must have the final say as to what state she was in and what her thoughts were at that time, and she would not accidentally hurt the door owner.
"Assassins who don't breathe, that means they failed in the assassination and were killed in counter-attack." Liu Changan said casually. She added the drama herself, so it would be easier to distinguish. Her descriptions of feeling good about herself should be ignored, and the rest would be ignored.
It's probably useful information.
"I was just like, not really going to assassinate her, so I wasn't killed." Li Hongfang explained for herself, and then said: "It was dark at that time, and there were only a few scattered street lights on the streets.
There were pedestrians passing by in a hurry, and the neon lights of the self-service adult products store were flashing and making a sizzling sound of electricity. I pressed against the wall and moved slowly forward, and suddenly..."
Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan.
"You are preparing to make your debut as a storyteller, do you still need me to help you praise you?" Liu Changan had no emotion at her "sudden" surprise, and of course he would not cooperate with her to ask "What happened?"
Li Hongfang smiled sheepishly, "She entered a women's club and never came out again."
Liu Changan summarized it. What she said was that after the woman left, she went to a women's club. As for the most important thing, she did not say the name of the women's club.
"Send me the address."
Li Hongfang searched the map and confirmed that the name and address of the women's club were correct, and then sent it to Liu Changan.
Liu Changan looked at the name, and saw some familiar names. He checked the street view map and the pictures on the review website, and determined that this women's club was the one where Liu Changan accompanied An Nuan to get her hair done.
After sitting there all afternoon, I realized that a woman could toss around a small amount of hair for hours just to make the straight hair into a curvy one, or the crooked hair into a straight one.
"Don't act rashly." Liu Changan warned Li Hongfang. Her battle suit was very powerful, but throughout the ages, the biggest factor in determining the outcome of a struggle has never been the tools and equipment, but the person who uses them.
She couldn't even use this combat suit skillfully and couldn't exert its full effect, so its practical value was greatly reduced.
"Go back and take a good look at the manual and any other learning systems. Studying this combat suit is your first priority."
"I understand." Feeling the care of the door owner, Li Hongfang gratefully accepted the order and left.
Liu Changan walked back and had been looking at Liu Changan and Li Hongfang from a distance. Old Qian ran over with his fists raised, looked at Liu Changan with interest, tilted his head and trotted to follow Liu Changan's footsteps with bulging eyes.
"That Meituo has a good figure!" Old Qian sighed with emotion when Liu Changan didn't speak.
"Do you have any ideas?" Liu Changan looked at the old man Qian's body and bones, "I have an ancient prescription. If you take it, you will be strong and powerful. If it doesn't work, you don't need to pay. If you take it, you will pay."
Old Man Qian was a little surprised. He immediately changed his attention and looked at Liu Changan suspiciously, "Don't try to trick me. You can't trick all the old men in the community together."
"Forget it if you don't believe me, you missed the opportunity." Liu Changan said regretfully, "You should continue to take pictures of trees."
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it. I would rather break ten sycamore trees than believe your recipe." Old man Qian came back to his senses, "Why did Mei Tuo kneel down to you just now? Is it because you are actually a big shot?
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"Yes, Tian is the boss, Earth is the second, and I am the third." Liu Changan nodded.
"Bah, bah, you are a child with no inhibitions. You dare to say anything and you are not afraid of losing your life!"
"Don't be afraid...I made preserved eggs today, and they are more delicious than yours."
"Haha... Zhou Dongdong said the beef chili sauce I made is more delicious than the chili sauce you made."
"She said that because she wanted to eat the beef in your hot sauce..."
Liu Changan and Old Man Qian slowly walked back to the community. Old Man Qian went home and took a can of beef chili sauce, which he exchanged for Liu Changan's. It wasn't that he thought Liu Changan's chili sauce was better than his own, so the neighbor next door ate it instead.
Liu Changan went to Mrs. Liu's house and asked for some plant ash.
Plant ash is mainly formed by the ashes left by the burning of herbs and woody plants. Charcoal is not counted as plant ash. In the past, it was often accumulated in the large stoves of farmers and had to be dug out after a period of time to avoid clogging the stoves.
Rice straw, wheat straw, corn stalks, etc. accumulated in farm fields were often burned on the spot, and the resulting plant ash was the main material used by working people to maintain land fertility before the invention of chemical fertilizers.
A long time ago, Liu Changan experimented with mixing various types of feces, urine, and plant ash to water the ground, but later found that the effect was not good.
At that time, Liu Changan explained the reason using the theory of yin-yang experts. Later, he learned about acids and alkalis and then studied it further. Plant ash is alkaline and will be neutralized when it encounters some acidic substances, and the fertility will disappear completely.
Old Mrs. Liu planted a piece of corn on the roof of the building. Old people like to save everything. The corn stalks were used to make fires to save some gas, and the ashes left after burning were also useful.
The elderly are picky, and this is also a tip of life that is not very applicable to modern life. It doesn't bother anyone if they live like this.
When the end of the world comes in the future, these life tips may be useful. Liu Changan feels that there will be no problem in living until the end of the world... to be precise, the end of mankind.
It's too early to think about this now. It's a bit too far to think of the end of mankind from plant ash. Liu Changan took plant ash, quicklime, soda ash, salt, and crushed tea leaves and mixed them together to make a bucket of mud.
Liu Changan had just been sitting downstairs, preparing to make preserved eggs, when he heard the sound of running on the stairs like a landslide. Zhou Dongdong ran down in a hurry, using Liu Changan's back as a buffer to stop and lay on his back.
Watching Liu Changan playing with mud curiously.
"I want to play too!" Zhou Dongdong watched for a minute and realized that Brother Chang'an had no intention of inviting Zhou Dongdong to play in the mud, so he took the initiative to make the request.
"I'm making preserved eggs, not playing with mud." Liu Changan refused without hesitation.
"Is the preserved egg wrapped in mud?" Zhou Dongdong asked casually. She already knew how the preserved egg was made.
Liu Changan nodded, that's pretty much what he meant.
"Then can you give me some mud?" Zhou Dongdong ran down the stairs and brought over the food bowl from Lu Si En's original kennel.
"I calculated the quantity. I need a hundred duck eggs, which is just right." Liu Changan still adheres to the old-school style of being diligent and frugal, and does not cause any waste when it is not necessary.
Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, then ran upstairs and took out his plastic shovel, and then started digging mud next to the puddle for feeding the loaches.
Liu Changan rolled the duck eggs in the alkali mud and kneaded them into balls, then placed them one by one in clay pots while watching Zhou Dongdong dig the mud.
After a while, Zhou Dongdong dug enough mud and filled the food bowl, showed off in front of Liu Changan, and then went upstairs again.
Liu Changan watched Zhou Dongdong go upstairs happily, and couldn't help but smile like an old father.
After finishing one hundred duck eggs, eighty were put in a large clay pot and twenty in a small clay pot. Liu Changan planned to give them to An Nuan and Professor Liu to try.
Preserved eggs are very suitable for families like An Nuan and Professor Liu who are not good at cooking. If you really don’t know what to cook, or are lazy, you can take out the preserved eggs and process them casually, and you can use them as one or two dishes for meals or
Both soups and vegetables are available.
After the packaging was completed, Liu Changan made a net bag with rope to carry the small clay pot. At this time, Zhou Shuling came back. She had been dancing at night recently, so Zhou Shuling would come back early to cook so that she could dance after dinner.
Zhou Shuling's enthusiasm for dancing is still very high, much higher than Shangguan Dandan's.
"You made a preserved egg." Zhou Shuling's knowledge is far superior to that of Zhou Dongdong, and she would not think that Liu Changan was playing in the mud.
"Well, you can eat it in twenty or thirty days." Liu Changan followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.
Probably because of her recent dancing, Zhou Shuling's walking feels particularly rhythmic, especially her slender waist, which is as light as a girl's but also has the charm of a mature woman.
"I think I look better when I walk now." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said to Liu Changan uncertainly.
Someone said this to her today, and Zhou Shuling had to confirm with him. If he was willing to praise her, it would be true.
"Well, I used to just do my work, so why would I think about whether I look good when I walk? When you think about whether you look good when you walk, you usually look better than before." Liu Changan is not the kind of person who always uses blows.
The little woman also needs to praise those who sarcastically and ridicule those who think they are humorous, just like a stupid child also has bright spots that need to be encouraged.
Zhou Shuling felt happy, it turned out that she was really good-looking, so she had to be careful, lest others say that she was coquettish, or that people like All-Stars and Michael Michaels would come to pursue her, which would be a bit difficult to resist.
"Where's Dandan?" Zhou Shuling asked as she passed by the door of Liu Changan's house. There was no sound from the TV inside.
"Qin Yanan came here and then left. Dandan probably went to play cards. I didn't notice if she was at the canteen just now." Liu Changan did not enter his house and still followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.
"Where's Zhou Dongdong?" Zhou Shuling was a little surprised that she didn't see Zhou Dongdong downstairs just now.
"I don't know, how do I know?" Liu Changan shook his head.
When Zhou Shuling returned home, she saw Zhou Dongdong making "preserved eggs". She made a basin of mud by herself and covered all the eggs at home.
"What are you doing?" Zhou Shuling stared. She felt something was wrong just downstairs. Liu Changan was making preserved eggs. Zhou Dongdong had never seen such a thing before, and he was not joining in the fun. It turned out that he was learning from the same style at home!
"Make preserved eggs!" Zhou Dongdong wiped his cheeks and felt horrified. The scary mother was back. Zhou Dongdong looked at his muddy hands, muddy clothes and floor, and quickly glanced at the door. He didn't know how to run away now.
It's too late.
Zhou Shuling looked at the plate of eggs she had just bought. She was so angry that she just raised her hand when she suddenly realized what she was doing and looked back. Sure enough, Liu Changan was looking at her expectantly.
"You know that, right! You knew what she was going to do upstairs when you were downstairs, right?" Zhou Shuling was furious and decided not to hit Zhou Dongdong today. She raised her hand and hit Liu Changan several times.
"I don't know, why are you like this? If you don't hit Zhou Dongdong, why don't you hit me?" Liu Changan refused.
"I'll hit you first, then her." Zhou Shuling pursed her lips and hit others. She had woken up and could not always be regarded as Liu Changan's thug. Many times, 50% of the stupid things Zhou Dongdong did were instigated by Liu Changan, openly or covertly.
Zhou Dongdong was smiling with his mouth open as he watched his mother beating brother Chang'an. When he heard that he would still be beaten, he howled "Ouch" and hurriedly ran towards the door.
Liu Changan did not run away, but still looked at Zhou Shuling with an unconvinced look. He clearly didn't say a word to encourage Zhou Dongdong today. It was just Zhou Dongdong who wanted to do something stupid. How could you blame him?
Zhou Dongdong ran away, and Zhou Shuling lowered her raised hand. She couldn't help laughing when she looked at Liu Changan, and asked angrily, "Is this how all men raise children?"
"Hey, let's cook. Finish your meal early. I'll go watch you dance. I have something else to do in the evening." Liu Changan said with a smile.
"Disgusting." Zhou Shuling rolled her eyes at him, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and smiled again, her waist swaying gently and softly. She was not afraid that he would think she was coquettish, and she wanted to make him feel good-looking.