Chapter 163 The Stupid Child and the Four Great Inventions
Liu Changan discovered that with Shangguan Dandan around, there was no need to sound the electric car's horn, because Shangguan Dandan would take the initiative to call "didi" when he needed to remind pedestrians in front of him to give way.
Under normal circumstances, honking the horn is always offensive, but Shangguan Dandan's beeping is not. The vehicles and pedestrians in front of them see a cute long-haired girl sitting in the arms of a boy and are always beeping involuntarily.
The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, unable to express any disgust.
Shangguan Dandan still doesn't know how to ride an electric bike. She is still extremely addicted to virtual driving... She puts her hands on the back of Liu Changan's hands and twists her body with the direction of the car, just like those who play racing games in the arcade.
Liu Changan has always believed that learning to ride an electric bike is very simple. Even Zhu Juntang can learn it... Zhu Juntang has become proficient in driving various types of balance bikes. Learning to ride an electric bike is not as difficult as that.
But now he felt that Shangguan Dandan might never learn. After she failed once, she never tried to ride by herself again.
Every time I see her with an electric scooter, she is either touching the scooter or pushing it, but I have never seen her ride one.
Alas, in the palace struggle back then, even though he had the intention to give in, he ultimately lost to a queen mother like her, which still makes Liu Changxin feel unwilling.
"Dan Dan, besides being cute, what else can you do now?" Liu Chang'an felt that Shangguan Dan Dan was too degenerate now, and always wanted to save her and get her out of this state of being confused and doing nothing every day.
At least like him, he maintains a positive attitude towards learning and working hard to live a healthy life.
"What does it mean to be cute?" Shangguan asked confusedly.
"Just pretending to be cute." What Shangguan Dandan is best at is being cute. Whenever she does something stupid and is discovered by Liu Changan, she will use this trick.
"Oh, because I'm very weak. I can only survive by pretending to be cute." Shangguan Dandan had no choice. To live, one must master some survival skills.
Liu Changan stopped talking and rode an electric bicycle around the May Day Square several times with the Queen Mother, who was too weak to survive without pretending to be cute, before returning home.
The sky was slightly bright, and Zhou Dongdong had woken up lively. She found that the time she spent awake every day was fixed, and the time she spent in school was also fixed. Only by going to bed later and getting up earlier could she have time to play more, so now
Zhou Dongdong gets up very early every day.
Zhou Dongdong rushed under the sycamore tree and found that brother Chang'an and sister Dandan were back. The electric car stopped next to the sycamore tree. Zhou Dongdong climbed up and stood at the pedal position. Liu Changan twisted the handle again, and the electric car stopped.
The car circled around the sycamore tree and then drove out of the community.
"Brother Chang'an, the teacher asked us to go home and look for the four great inventions. What are the four great inventions?" Zhou Dongdong leaned in Shangguan Dandan's arms and turned to look at Liu Changan.
Shangguan Dandan leaned in Liu Changan's arms and turned to look at him.
"Dan Dan, do you know what the four great inventions are?" Liu Chang'an passed the exam and passed the exam. He suspected that Teacher Zhou Dongdong meant to go home and find the real objects used in the four great inventions. This is suitable for elementary school families.
Ideas for assigning homework.
Otherwise, where can ordinary families find Sinan and gunpowder now?
Shangguan Dandan thought for a while and summed up loudly, "The four great inventions are the electric pony carriage, the electric radiator, the television, the meat buns, the owl, the running beard and... there are small stoves, kettles and briquettes.
round and round……"
"Stop." Liu Changan said quickly.
Fortunately, one time Shangguan Dandan took the initiative to ask Zhou Dongdong to help with homework. She found that she didn't know how to do it, so she didn't try to do this kind of thing much, otherwise she would really be misleading her students.
"I'll teach you when I get back." Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong.
"Okay." Zhou Dongdong still knew very well that when it came to homework, sister Dandan was almost the same as her mother, and only brother Changan knew everything.
The three people rode an electric car to the vegetable market. The butcher was cutting pork, the vegetable vendor was sprinkling water on the vegetables, and the grocery store was not open yet.
Liu Changan first bought a few kilograms of beef shank meat, and then bought pig tails, liver and kidneys from the pork butcher.
"Give me the pork net oil." Liu Changan said to the butcher. He is a man who knows how to make a living. If he buys a lot, he will ask for help.
"Okay, do you want them all?" the butcher said cheerfully.
"Okay." Liu Changan had this intention.
Reticulum oil is the fascia that fixes internal organs in animals. The pig reticulum Liu wanted is actually just the fascia that fixes pig intestines, and only the fascia at this location is suitable for consumption.
Its name is pork net oil, but it is not pure oil, but fat and collagen. It is used to wrap ingredients for grilling or steaming and frying. During the cooking process, it will blend into the ingredients and add the aroma of the oil.
When Liu Changan ate the first high-ranking Templar, he used its oil to wrap dog liver and make a "liao" that was popular in the Zhou Dynasty.
The butcher knew that the people who wanted this stuff were all good gourmets, so he recommended a way to eat it to Liu Changan, asking him to try wrapping the mutton head meat in net oil and grilling it.
Liu Changan actually knew this way of eating, and chatted with the butcher for a while. Shangguan Dandan kept hanging around, tiptoeing and stretching his head from time to time to attract the butcher's attention. In this way, Shangguan Dandan might come to buy vegetables in the future.
There may be some benefits to be gained.
The Queen Mother is particularly witty in this regard, while the stupid child is picking up the cardboard left behind when a truck is unloading, because in addition to scrap metal that can be sold for money, the old man also collects cardboard. Zhou Dongdong heard that his birthday is about to happen,
I plan to earn some money to give gifts to my mother, and thank my mother for giving birth to me, and for making me so smart and brave.
Making money is so difficult, Zhou Dongdong bent over, holding his knees with his palms, wondering how long it would take for the old man to give him money.
"Zhou Dongdong, do you eat snakes?" Liu Changan saw the snake stall next to him and the stall owner was handling cauliflower snakes. He wanted to eat snakes, so he asked Zhou Dongdong.
Zhou Dongdong quickly ran away holding the cardboard, climbed onto the electric car, and twisted the handle. Unfortunately, Liu Changan had already pulled out the car key, so Zhou Dongdong had no choice but to pick up the cardboard on the pedal and run away.
He held the cardboard in front of him and looked this way to see if Brother Chang An really wanted to buy a snake.
Zhou Dongdong still remembers that Chang'an's brother bought a snake last year and was poisoned after eating it. Fortunately, Zhou Dongdong fed him the antidote. There is no such red antidote at home anymore.
"Dong dong, don't be afraid, all snakes are afraid of me." Shangguan Dandan came to the snake stall nearby, put his hands on his hips, and stared majestically at the cauliflower snake in the net bag.
Seeing this little girl who often came to the vegetable market, but only bought a few yuan or something every time, the stall owner heard it funny. He happened to have a snake in his hand, so he reached out and shook it, trying to scare Shangguan Dandan.
, as a result, the cauliflower snake, which was still twisting and turning just now, suddenly twisted sharply, threw its lower body up, tightly wrapped around the stall owner's arm, and refused to move forward no matter what.
"Hey, what's going on?" The stall owner felt confused, but he didn't try to scare Shangguan Dandan and kill the snake.
Zhou Dongdong then staggered over with the cardboard in his arms and quickly said to Liu Changan, "I eat, I eat snakes. Snakes are not human beings' good friends, so you can eat them."
Liu Changan bought a few snakes, including ginger-spicy snake, green pepper-braised snake, garlic-flavored boneless snake, snake-blood claypot rice, and onion-flavored braised snake. They were all his specialty dishes.
As for what Zhou Dongdong said about what is a good friend of mankind and what is not a good friend of mankind, there is no need to worry about right or wrong in the comments of first-grade children.
It can be said that human beings are born with a focus on appearance. The cauliflower snake is just not very good-looking, so it has been deprived of its status as a good friend of mankind. It is obvious that it is a beneficial or important animal protected by the state.
It is included in the "List of Terrestrial Wild Animals of Economic and Scientific Research Value", but humans are not included in this list.
After buying groceries, Liu Changan took them home on an electric car. Zhou Dongdong took the cardboard and put it under the stairs, folded it on Lu Sien's doghouse and put it away.
Liu Changan processed and marinated the snake. Instead of eating the snake in the morning, he planned to wrap the beef shank in pork net oil and grill it.
Beef hind shank meat is lean and chewy, but has a slightly lower fat content. It is wrapped in pork net oil, which just makes up for this. The fat is integrated into the meat, retaining the characteristics of beef, but adding more aroma and color.
Come on.
"Let's have roast beef in the morning!" Zhou Shuling went downstairs and found nothing to do, so she rubbed her hands and sat next to Liu Changan to watch him roast beef.
Even now, Zhou Shuling still laments the luxury of life from time to time. In the past, she probably would not have dared to think about roasting several kilograms of expensive beef for breakfast in the morning.
Zhou Shuling held her cheeks with her palms and looked at Liu Changan with a smile. He was so kind.
"What are the four great inventions of ancient times?" Liu Changan tilted his head and glanced at her, another stupid mother came to her door looking for an exam school.
Zhou Shuling was a little flustered. Every time Liu Changan tested her like this, Zhou Shuling felt as nervous as when she was called on by the teacher but couldn't answer the question when she was in school.
She quickly calmed down, and such common sense questions still couldn't trouble her, "Firecrackers, papermaking, compass, rice."
Big...big rice? As expected of Zhou Dongdong's mother, Liu Changan nodded and said nothing. Anyway, Zhou Dongdong was not listening to the answer to the question.
As for Zhou Shuling’s opinion, the four great inventions are what they are, and there is nothing to correct.
She was not scolded, and it seemed that even if she was wrong, it was not too outrageous. Zhou Shuling laughed twice, stood up and said softly, "I'll get you a towel. There's charcoal ash on her face."
"Um."
At this time, Zhu Juntang came over with a look of displeasure. Because there were classes in the first and second periods this morning, Liu Changan had already informed Zhu Juntang's assistant Jin Xiaomei and asked her to remind Zhu Juntang to come to school with Liu Changan today.
Liu Changan must supervise Zhu Juntang in this way. This sheep can skip school for any reason and is more willful than Liu Changan before.
"Xiaotang, let me ask you, what are the four great inventions in this world?" Liu Changan did not intend to ask Zhu Juntang, but Shangguan Dandan decided to give her a test to show the Queen Mother's concern for the learning progress of the younger generation.
"The four great inventions in this world..." Zhu Juntang raised his lips slightly. Who doesn't know such a question? He immediately answered: "Mobile phone, Internet, beauty camera and me."
Liu Changan took a look at the remaining pork net oil. Is it enough to wrap Zhu Juntang?
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