Chapter 264 I, Zhou Dongdong, still bravely beaten today
When Liu Changan woke up in the morning, he felt warm and comfortable all over his body. He sank into the sofa, pillows and blankets, with a soft and fragrant body clinging to him, as if everyone woke up at Annuan's house.
Come morning.
I opened my eyes. I fell asleep while watching "Country Love Story" last night. I lay on the sofa and closed my eyes without moving.
I remember that before falling asleep yesterday, Zhou Shuling still had her eyes wide open and giggled from time to time. Probably not long after she fell asleep, she also fell asleep, and now she was nestled next to Liu Changan, holding the hem of the thermal jacket tightly with both hands, her face
There was a flush on his face, and a happy smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, and he didn't know what sweet dream he was having.
A woman still needs to be happy and relaxed, without any burdens, and without worries about food and clothing, in order to become more beautiful and attractive. Especially the moist breath that slowly develops will make people feel that she is completely different from before.
Take the body fragrance on her body as an example. Zhou Shuling didn't have any body fragrance on her body before, but now she doesn't deliberately use perfume or soak in too many cosmetics, so she naturally has a very comfortable smell.
At this moment, like a pig escaping from a pig pen, Zhou Dongdong pushed his head against the door and walked in, holding a soft, icy donut in one hand and his own astronaut-like suit in the other.
Cotton jacket.
This kind of cotton coat is thick and heavy, which greatly hinders children from jumping around. Moreover, there is no way to put it on by oneself, which is beyond Zhou Dongdong’s ability to take care of himself.
When he woke up and found that his mother was not at home, Zhou Dongdong came down to ask for help from his brother Chang An to get dressed.
"Why did you get up so early?" Liu Changan sat up and looked at the window. It was not bright yet.
"I...I dreamed that you were eating without calling me, so you felt more and more hungry, and you woke up hungry." Zhou Dongdong stuffed the cold donut into his mouth.
Liu Changan reached out and pulled her over, holding a cotton coat to help her get dressed.
As soon as he moved, Zhou Shuling also woke up, covered her mouth and yawned, looked around confusedly, and then looked at the TV that was still playing, "Oh... well, what episode is it on? Song Xiaofeng
Are you married to Song Qinglian..."
"Mom, did you fight with brother Chang'an last night?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Zhou Shuling expectantly.
Zhou Shuling was still a little confused and didn't realize for a moment why she wanted to fight with Liu Changan. Firstly, she couldn't beat Liu Changan. Secondly, she was the one who beat Liu Changan. But she beat him unilaterally, so it didn't count as a fight.
Liu Changan never touched her.
But Liu Changan was already laughing loudly, and helped Zhou Dongdong fasten the four-button button of the cotton-padded jacket that most children would not have the strength to press in.
Zhou Shuling frowned and punched him, and then she remembered what Zhou Dongdong meant by "fighting". Zhou Dongdong thought that Zhou Shuling would only attack Zhou Dongdong, but would not dare to attack Liu Changan, and Song Taozi's mother would
She would ride on her father and hit her father, in short, this "fight"... Zhou Shuling originally had a light flushed cheek, but it was as thick as rouge in Liu Changan's laughter.
"Didn't you fight? Song Taozi said, if adults sleep together at night, they will fight. Are you afraid that I will know if you fight? I won't criticize you." Zhou Dongdong licked his fingers and said loudly
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"You stupid kid, we didn't fight, would adults just fight casually?" Zhou Shuling got angry, got up and beat Zhou Dongdong.
Zhou Dongdong was wearing thick cotton clothes and was not very afraid. After bravely breaking away, he yelled "Ouch" and got under the electric heating table to hide.
Zhou Shuling was too lazy to catch her again. When she saw Liu Changan was still laughing and looked heartless, she was the one blushing, so she also hit him several times.
After spanking the younger one and the older one, Zhou Shuling felt like the head of the family and felt a strange sense of satisfaction. After spanking, she rubbed her hands and put on her down jacket and prepared to make breakfast.
Liu Changan felt itchy on the instep of his feet. It was probably because Zhou Dongdong picked up a pen under the electric heating table and scribbled on his insteps. He took his feet back, kicked on his slippers, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth.
Coming out of the washroom, he heard the sound of clinking spatulas coming from the kitchen. Liu Changan stretched out, and saw Zhou Dongdong emerge from under the electric heating table, run around Liu Changan, and then raised his
He raised his hands and said majestically: "Brother Chang'an, do you think I look like Sailor Moon?"
"Like." Liu Changan nodded seriously, "Go and show your mother that you are Sailor Moon."
When Zhou Shuling heard the voice, she poked her head out of the kitchen and took a look. She saw Zhou Dongdong wearing a pair of flesh-colored crotch stockings on her head and a few strokes on her forehead with an ink pen.
Those stockings were naturally dropped by Zhou Shuling under the sofa last night and were picked up by Zhou Dongdong.
"Mom, I am Sailor Moon." Zhou Dongdong pointed to the ink mark on his forehead, "This is the moon."
"Return to Sailor Moon, I think you look just like Bao Gong!" Zhou Shuling was funny and angry, mainly because the big cotton clothes Zhou Dongdong was wearing didn't hurt and was labor-intensive to fight. Zhou Shuling pointed at Liu Changan, "You are responsible for beating her on the forehead.
If the ink is washed away, whoever disobeys will eat clear soup noodles in the morning, there is no code!"
After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she turned around and entered the kitchen again. Liu Changan frowned and looked at Zhou Dongdong, "I didn't even see your mother beating you, and she had to help you wash your face."
"Then I won't wash it off. How about I go to school like this today?" Zhou Dongdong looked forward to it.
"Okay."
"Liu Changan! I can hear you."
"Wash it, wash it... To be honest, I don't think you look like the moon. You look like your forehead is stuck with a mouthful of betel nut residue that someone spat on."
"You draw the moon for me!"
"No, your mother will not only beat you, but also me."
"Aw...then did you guys fight last night?"
The sound in the kitchen paused for a moment, and then the faucet was turned on, making a loud splash. Zhou Shuling didn't want to hear the conversation between the unscrupulous brother and the stupid kid.
After helping Zhou Dongdong wash her face, Liu Changan took the textbook and took her downstairs to read aloud. The sky was bright and the mist on the Xiang River had spread throughout the night and had covered the entire community.
There is moisture in your breath, the sycamore leaves above your head are green, the ground is wet, and the palms holding the books are cold. The diligent and studious children should overcome the difficulties and read the text aloud in such weather, hoping that
It is also an improvement to be able to go from the last to last to the second to last, or to improve to the second to last score, so that the first to last becomes two people tied for the last.
Under the sycamore tree, besides Zhou Dongdong, there was also Shangguan Dandan. She didn't stay up late watching TV last night and fell asleep early. She got up early today too.
What she slightly regretted was that she didn't agree to fight Liu Chang'an last night.
She didn't agree because Liu Changan said he would pay her back if she lost, which caused Shangguan Dandan to panic.
During the Spring Festival, Shangguan Dandan received a lot of New Year's money, so she started a landlord fight with Liu Changan. At first she lost more than 100, more than 500, and more than 1,000, but Liu Changan returned them to her. Later she lost three
Liu Changan never returned more than a thousand to her!
After Shangguan Dandan's painstaking planning and painstaking strategy, he finally got back the three thousand yuan and successfully bought an electric pony car. However, this incident left a psychological shadow on Shangguan Dandan, who was full of fear of Liu Changan's tricks.
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But today, Shangguan Dandan thought about it and felt that Liu Changan would still pay her back if he won at first, so just play for a while, and when he feels that he won't pay back if he loses again, he should decisively stop and stop the loss!
Maybe you won't always lose, but you may win. As long as you stop in time, this is a guaranteed winning situation!
"Did you play cards last night?" Shangguan Dandan asked while wiping the electric car.
I have been away from Junsha for two days. After I came back yesterday, I still didn’t have time to express my affection for my beloved electric pony carriage, so the first thing Shangguan Dandan did when he got up early in the morning was not to boil water, but to polish the electric pony carriage.
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"No." Liu Changan tricked Zhou Shuling into wearing a lot of clothes and turning into a ball, so he didn't tell Shangguan Dandan about it, so as to prevent Shangguan Dandan from showing off and telling nonsense.
"Brother Chang'an had a fight with his mother last night, just like Song Taozi's mother and father." Zhou Dongdong reported positively.
"Read your book!" Liu Changan grabbed Zhou Dongdong's textbook, patted her forehead, and returned the textbook to her.
"Giggle..." Shangguan laughed lightly. As the Queen Mother in charge of the entire harem, of course she was well aware of the metaphors and allusions to these things. Zhou Shuling was originally the daughter-in-law who held the "Queen's Seal".
Going to bed is a matter of course.
So Shangguan Dandan went back and took out a few firecrackers, lit them with a lighter, and made a crisp "pop" sound in the morning to celebrate Zhou Shuling's death.
These broken firecrackers were all picked up by Zhou Dongdong. They were originally wet and could not be lit or set off, so Shangguan Dandan took them and put them next to the small stove to dry.
Using a small stove to dry firecrackers was something Shangguan Dandan knew how to do. Regarding such potential safety hazards, Liu Changan didn't say anything. The little old lady did stupid things from time to time every day, which was normal.
"You ride an electric carriage and take me to the vegetable market to buy some nutritional supplements for Dongdong's mother. You must not know how to cherish the beauty. Your rudeness and mania will inevitably hurt Dongdong's mother's body." Shangguan Dan
Based on his own personal experience, Dan decided to take pity on his most beloved daughter-in-law.
Liu Changan took the car key from Shangguan Dandan, and before Shangguan Dandan came up with the hem of his skirt, he twisted the handle and rushed out.
"Wait for me!" Shangguan Dantan chased for a few steps, then stood there and gave up the pursuit. He was obviously ashamed, hiding his face and running away. After all, he is a considerate and loving mother, so why should he chase after him at this moment?
Is he embarrassed?
Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction at his understanding, stretched out his hands to straighten his sleeves, and walked back to the sycamore tree with his head held high, preparing to give instructions on Dongdong's homework next week. After all, she is also Dongdong's godmother, and this is also her responsibility.