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Chapter 2 The Neurotic Old Man

"Nonsense! Master, am I that kind of person?"

Jiang Mingxuan rolled his eyes and retorted, pointing to a breakfast shop next to the hotel with his left hand, shaking the breakfast he was holding in his right hand and saying: "The food in school is really terrible, so I went out to buy some food."

A day student like you can eat and drink well at home."

"That's right. You poor kids in school can't compare with me. Let's go. If you keep grinding for a while, you'll be late."

Su Yichen greeted Jiang Mingxuan and walked side by side to the school.

"My little friend, please stay!"

Suddenly, shouts came from a crowd on the roadside.

A white-haired old man wearing a dark blue Tang suit and sunglasses, holding a cigarette rod in his left hand and a bamboo stick with a banner with the word 'ming' on it in his right hand. This look made him look like a charlatan.

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The old man in Tang suit pushed aside the crowd, pointed at the two of them, and waved slightly, gesturing for them to come over.

Su Yichen and the others had noticed this group of people just now. A group of people were chatting together, not knowing what they were doing.

As authentic Chinese people with Chinese blood, the two of them did not have the blood talent to like watching the excitement. They just glanced at each other and were about to go back to school, but they did not expect to be stopped by this unknown old man.

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Su Yichen let out a sigh and saw the old man looking at him, turned around and looked around, and saw no one else, so he pointed at the two of them with a confused look on his face.

The old man nodded and shouted again: "Little friend, I'm calling you, come on, come on." The old man had a smile on his face and looked amiable.

But Su Yichen didn't think so. Looking at the old man's smile, his face felt inexplicably cold and he subconsciously took two steps back.

"Hey!" When he saw Su Yichen retreating, the old man became a little anxious. He quickly stopped him and said, "Don't be afraid, little friend! I won't do anything to you!"

At this time Jiang Mingxuan also spoke. He shook his head and said, "Let's go over and see what this old man wants to do."

Su Yichen looked at the old man, always having a bad premonition in his heart, but couldn't explain what was going on, so he reluctantly nodded and followed Jiang Mingxuan towards the old man.

Seeing Su Yichen coming over, the old man in Tang suit breathed a sigh of relief and smiled again on his face.

Su Yichen and the others walked to the old man and stood there. They looked at the banner with the word "ming" in his hand and said disdainfully: "Old man, I am an atheist and I don't believe this!"

"Hey, little friend, don't be anxious, just listen to me and tell you slowly." The old man was calm and relaxed, looking very leisurely.

"Moji! Lao Xuan, let's go, it's too late!"

Seeing the old man's leisurely look, Su Yichen snorted softly, turned around and pulled Jiang Mingxuan away.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! Don't be in a hurry, little friend!" Seeing that they had no patience at all and were about to leave, the old man quickly stopped them: "Don't leave in a hurry, I really have something to say.

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"If you have something to say, say it quickly; if you have something to say, let it go! Stop whining!" Su Yichen glared at him, not giving him any face.

The old man didn't care at all, he nodded and said, "Okay!"

"Young people nowadays really have no patience at all." The old man muttered softly. He coughed twice, cleared his throat, and his expression became serious: "You know what? You have a spiritual light spurting out from the Baihui point on the top of your head.

When you come out, you have strange muscles and bones at a young age. You are like a martial arts prodigy that you have only seen in a hundred years. If one day you are allowed to open up the Rendu and Du meridian, you will not fly to the sky! As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell?

!The important task of policing evil, punishing rape, and maintaining world peace will be left to you from now on!"

Listening to this old man talking about running a train, Su Yichen and Jiang Mingxuan both have bad intentions!

Jiang Mingxuan had a dark face and resisted the urge to rush up and beat him to death. He gritted his teeth and said, "Do you still have a lot of magical secrets ready to be sold to us?"

"Huh? This little friend, you are also very smart!" The old man looked Jiang Mingxuan up and down and said again: "I think you are also a martial arts genius that is rare to see in a century. What do you think? Do you want to consider buying it too?

One? I have here not only the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but also Tathagata Divine Palms, Evil-Escaping Sword Techniques, Jade Girl Heart Sutra, Sunflower Book, and a lot of magical skills. Only you can't think of it. There is no magic secret book that I can't get my hands on!

The prices are still skyrocketing now, a book only costs five yuan, you are making a lot of money!" The old man bit the cigarette rod in his left hand in his mouth, and took out four or five books from his arms with covers that looked like magic in movies and TV shows.

Seeing the old man's smile, Su Yichen felt nauseated and couldn't help cursing: "What a psycho!"

The old man didn't know which tendon was wrong. When he heard the scolding, he immediately became anxious and raised the bamboo flag with his right hand to hit Su Yichen.

"You bastard! How dare you scold me!"

Caught off guard, Su Yichen screamed in pain. Jiang Mingxuan was startled and quickly pulled him back, keeping distance from the old man.

But the old man refused to give up and raised his bamboo flag to hit him again.

At this time, the people who had been eating melon for a long time saw the fight and hurriedly stepped forward to stop the old man.

At this time, a beautiful young lady with short hair quickly ran out and stopped the old man in Tang suit, and kept trying to dissuade him: "Uncle, children are not sensible, so don't care about them." After saying that, he turned to Su Yichen.

They said: "What are you doing standing there, why don't you run away quickly."

As soon as the two heard this, they ran away. Su Yichen cursed as he ran: "Old lunatic! Shameless! Old bastard!..."

As he ran further and further away, the old man scolding behind him didn't hear clearly, and of course he didn't care. He bent down and put away the magical secret books that fell on the ground due to excitement. A few of them were opened by the breeze, and he took a closer look.

, turned out to be a brand new notebook with a cover!

The pretty young lady who just told Su Yichen and others to run away was now holding a wad of red banknotes and giving them to the group of people.

"Everyone has worked hard in acting. This is the reward promised to you before. One hundred yuan each. Don't worry, everyone has it."

"Oh, how embarrassing is this? We haven't done anything." An aunt grabbed a hundred yuan and put it into her pocket, with an embarrassed look on her face.

The young lady's smiling mouth twitched slightly, but she didn't say anything, but she was probably cursing in her heart.

After handing out the money, she didn't want to stay for a moment, so she pulled the old man in Tang suit and walked towards Chang Ling.

On the way, the beautiful young lady asked: "Master, how are you? Did you succeed?"

The old man puffed up his chest and smiled confidently: "That's right, there's nothing wrong with him at all! When I hit him just now, I injected my spatial spiritual energy into his body. Now I only need to move my mind to control him."

He sent him to the Lost Ghost Realm! Hehe! Girl, how was your acting skills just now? I have to say, you can definitely play the emperor. From now on, you can ask me to play the role of Emperor Liang!"

The pretty young lady rolled her eyes at the old man and curled her lips and said, "What the hell, Po Yan Emperor, you just showed your true nature. What that kid scolded is absolutely correct. It's really shameless!"

"Hey, it's my teacher's pleasure, do you care?" The old man chuckled, looking mean.

The beautiful young lady walking in front curled her lips and felt speechless...
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