"Hey, hey, hey—! You're so good at fighting on the street. Can you even fall asleep on patrol?"
As a patrol policeman with a big nose spoke, he raised his hand and slapped his companion in front of him on the head hard.
"Brother, who are you?"
Li Er turned his head in confusion and glanced at the big nose behind him.
Chen Jiaju and Zhang Dazui were stunned for a moment. They looked at each other and finally couldn't hold it back and laughed loudly.
"Hahahaha, Jiaju, Li Er must be asleep!"
He opened his mouth and slapped Chen Jiaju on the shoulder, laughing so hard that he almost burst into tears.
Several passers-by heard the laughter and looked over. Chen Jiaju and Zhang Dazui quickly straightened their backs, put their hands on their belts, and stared hard ahead with their eyes. At first glance, they were very professional patrol policemen.
...
Boji Tea Restaurant.
Li Er was sure that he was not struck by lightning, nor was he hit by a car, nor was he burned or flooded. He was just too tired from working overtime, so he lay on the table and squinted his eyes secretly. In a daze, he
I felt as if I had been slapped on the back of the head by my leader.
Is this time travel?
Uh..., isn't this kind of time-traveling posture a bit too exaggerated?
Li Er was feeling overwhelmed at the moment, so when he saw Jackie Chan sitting across from him, he didn't think it was anything special.
"Damn, even if Bruce Lee comes, I won't change my face."
Although Li Er thought so, he still secretly reached out his hand under the table and pinched his inner thigh hard.
"Ouch! Damn, it hurts, it hurts... it hurts, it hurts so much——!"
The appraisal is complete, it’s not a dream.
Li Er's eyes were a little wet, not because he was moved, but because it was really painful. The standard for identifying dreams invented by some bastard was really a piece of cake.
"Man, I want an egg roll with two eggs, a cup of salted lemongrass, and a pineapple bun." Chen Jiaju waved to the waiter at the tea restaurant.
"Where are these two sirs?"
Open your mouth without looking at the menu: "Pork chop rice, add a fried egg, what kind of soup are you having today?"
“Pork skull stewed with carrots!”
Open your mouth: "I want a bowl!"
The waiter at the tea restaurant looked at Li Er.
Li Er looked at the menu for a long time and found that the menu was written in traditional Chinese characters.
"AA or anyone else?"
Although Li Er's head was a little groggy at this time, this important issue still had to be clarified first.
Chen Jiaju glanced sideways at Li Er: "If you want to treat me, Da Zui and I won't mind."
"Damn! That's AA."
Li Er's hand reached into his trouser pocket and touched a few banknotes, and he suddenly decided: "Dry fried beef river, frozen lemon tea."
"Li Er, Dazui and I want to apply to be transferred to the CID room. Do you want to come with us?" Chen Jiaju looked at Li Er and asked.
"I do not want!"
Li Er felt that since he was new here, it would be best to speak as little as possible. This was basically the best way to avoid making mistakes.
Chen Jiaju nodded understandingly.
The salary of CID police officers is not much different from that of patrol police officers. Although patrol police officers are exposed to the sun and rain, they work from 9 to 5 and have stable working hours.
CID police officers do not need to patrol the streets, but if there is a case, there is no telling how long they will have to work overtime.
Of course, CID has more opportunities for promotion. Chen Jiaju is 21 this year, and he absolutely does not want to be a patrol policeman for the rest of his life.
The food was served very quickly in the tea restaurant. Li Er was worried that Chen Jiaju would open his mouth to talk to him, so he just lowered his head to pick up the rice and tried his best to block his mouth.
Chen Jiaju and Zhang Dazui found that Li Er was in a trance today, so they didn't talk to him much. They only muttered in low voices about which police district's CID room had the best prospects of applying to be transferred to.
After the three of them had lunch, it happened to be two o'clock in the afternoon. According to the daily patrol route, they could get off work at five o'clock in the afternoon.
The three of them stayed up until get off work without talking. Chen Jiaju handed Li Er's worksheet to Li Er for signature.
Li Er glanced at Chen Jiaju's worksheet, checked each option on his worksheet, and finally signed.
"Go home, let's go! Let's go together!" Chen Jiaju said to Li Er after changing into his police uniform.
"You guys go first! My stomach feels a little uncomfortable and I might have to squat in the toilet." Li Er waved his hand and said.
"Then I won't wait for you anymore. Ami has made an appointment with me to go shopping! I have to go home quickly, take a shower and change into something nice."
In fact, it's not that Li Er doesn't want to leave, it's that he doesn't know where to go. The time travel happened so suddenly that Li Er doesn't even know where the hell he lives.
"Jiaju, do you think Li Er is acting weird today?" He opened his mouth and asked in a low voice.
Chen Jiaju touched his chin, which had no beard at all, as if he was a detective.
"I suspect that Li Er has fallen out of love again. Keep your wallet tight. This time I won't lend him any more money."
"I'm not worried. It's the end of the month now and my wallet is cleaner than my face." He said proudly with his mouth wide open.
Chen Jiaju: "..."
Li Er sat in a chair in confusion. Jackie Chan's eldest brother was Chen Jiaju, and he was also a policeman. He was afraid that he had time-traveled into the world of "Police Story".
Li Er's head was tingling, and several pictures appeared in his brain. He didn't dare to neglect it. He endured the pain and closed his eyes and thought carefully. This was most likely Li Er's memory. After a long time, Li Er realized
Finally 'remembered' some family memories.
...
Tsim Sha Tsui.
Public housing estate.
This estate building has a total of seven floors. Li Er's home happened to be on the seventh floor. There was no insulation layer on the roof. As soon as Li Er climbed the stairs to the seventh floor, he felt a wave of heat pressing down from his head. It was very stuffy.
There is also a sour smell in the air.
The door to the house was not locked, so Li Er reached out and opened the iron gate.
The public security in the housing estate is not very good, and almost every house has installed a side-opening iron gate.
"Second brother, why did you come back so late today?" A fourteen-year-old girl in the small living room looked up and asked when Li Er came back.
Li Er could remember that this was his fourth sister Li Shiya, who was in Form Three this year. She was lying on the coffee table doing her homework.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "I worked overtime today!" Li Er said cautiously.
His memory has not been fully 'recovered' and he dare not say too much.
Feudal superstition was very prevalent in Hong Kong Island during this period, and people might be hung up to drive away ghosts.
Li Shiya mumbled a few times in a low voice and continued to do her homework.
Li Er walked to his room. There was a bunk bed with bunk beds in the room.
Li Er sleeps in the lower bunk, and the upper bunk is Li Shan's bed. He hasn't come back yet. At this time, Li Shan should be helping out at Li Yi's food stall.
There are a total of four people in their family, the eldest brother Li Yi, the third brother Li Shan, and the fourth sister Li Shiya. Of course Li Er is the second in line. As for his parents, Li Er has no relevant memories at all. They may be gone.
Li Er's head still hurt a little. Although the room was very stuffy, he still fell into a deep sleep.
"Second brother, get up and eat!"
Li Er didn't know how long he had slept when a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old shook him awake.
It's the third brother Li Shan, an adolescent boy with a few red pimples on his face.
The small living room in Li Er's house is also a small dining room. Li Shiya has washed the dishes and chopsticks, and the coffee table where she just did her homework has been cleared and turned into a small dining table.
The boss, Li Yi, did not come back. This was when his food stall business started to get busy. It was just Li Shan who brought the food back from the food stall.
After dinner, Li Shan and Li Shiya will go to the food stall to help if they don't have any homework.
As for Li Er, this guy has a good reputation. Since he started working as an errand, he rarely goes to the food stalls to help out.
"Why are you here?"
Li Er was stunned for a moment when he saw Chen Jiaju, and Chen Jiaju was also stunned when he heard Li Er's words.
Li Erfu remembered with all his heart that Chen Jiaju's family lived downstairs. The two of them were not only colleagues, but also neighbors upstairs and downstairs.
He was the only one in Chen Jiaju's house. This guy often shamelessly came to Li Er's house to have dinner, and it gradually became a habit. Li Er asked him why he was here for no reason, and Chen Jiaju was naturally stunned.
"Jiaju, I didn't mean that!" Li Er quickly explained.
Chen Jiaju thought Li Er said he went shopping with A Mei, so how come he hadn't had dinner yet.
"Amei School is going to hold a teachers' meeting, so I've been waiting for two hours at their school in vain! I haven't even eaten yet," Chen Jiaju said with a stern look on his face.
"Damn—!" Li Er saw that Chen Jiaju was thinking of going off the rails, but he didn't explain, so he could just cover his way.
"Eat, eat!"
The living room at home is very small and there are no extra chairs. Li Shan and Li Shiya sit on the small sofa, while Li Er and Chen Jiaju sit cross-legged on the floor.
Today's food is good. There are four dishes and one soup on the coffee table. Li Er also has an extra salted duck egg. This coffee table is both a desk and a dining table. When Li Yi comes back from work at the food stall in the middle of the night, this coffee table will still be there.
It will be combined with the sofa to form Li Yi's bed.
"Li Er, if you have nothing to do tonight, come with me to get a haircut!" Chen Jiaju asked Li Er while eating.
"AA or you please?" Li Er asked habitually.
He had already checked his pockets and found that his total wealth was only eighty-six yuan. He would save as much as he could.
"It's okay with me. If you are really willing to cut off the long Y-shaped hair on your head, I will wash, cut and blow it tonight!" Chen Jiaju said grandly.
He was sure that Li Er would not cut off his beloved long hair.
Li Shan and Li Shiya also stopped their chopsticks and looked at Li Er.
People around Li Er have long been unable to stand his long hair, which he thinks is handsome and cool.
"Jiaju, since you invite me so kindly, I'm going to spend a lot of money on you tonight!"
Li Er immediately blocked Chen Jiaju with words and did not give him a chance to change his mind.
On the way home, Li Er already wanted to twist the long flowing hair on his head.
A grown man, who is neither an artist nor a movie star, has unsightly long shawl hair.
This long hair is squeezed into the police hat, which makes Li Er's head explode in hot places. Moreover, the police station actually gives police officers such hair. It's crazy.
Chen Jiaju, Li Shan, and Li Shiya all looked at Li Er in surprise.
"Second brother, are you serious?" Li Shiya looked at Li Er in disbelief.
Li Shan also looked at his second brother in disbelief.
They all know how much Li Er treasures his long flowing hair.
"What's fake about this? It's just a haircut!"
Li Er's heart skipped a beat, feeling that he might have said the wrong thing.
"Li Er, have you been hit by something?" Chen Jiaju asked seriously.
Li Shan and Li Shiya both looked at Li Er with worried faces.
Li Er's eyes lit up and he said with pain on his face: "Yes, I admit it, please don't ask anymore, I won't answer if you ask me."
Chen Jiaju, Li Shan, and Li Shiya looked at each other and came to a unified conclusion.
Li Er fell in love again.
After finishing the meal, Li Er went back to the room and changed into a pair of chimney shorts, a gray vest on his upper body, put on flip-flops, and went out with Chen Jiaju.
The weather here in Hong Kong Island is hot and humid, and most of the men on the street are wearing the same style as the Fire Cloud Evil God.
As a time traveler, Li Er did not dare to attract attention, so naturally it was safer to stay close to the majority.
He has secretly decided that when others giggle, he will also drool, and when others cry, he must be determined to put mustard in his eyes.
Barber shop.
Li Er rubbed his refreshing short hair, looked at the pretty face in the mirror, and felt very satisfied. Sure enough, hairstyle can directly affect a person's temperament.
Li Er found that he looked much less handsome with his new hairstyle.
Hey! It’s so hard to keep a low profile.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how could there be such a handsome boy? If his forehead was a little higher, his cheeks were a little thinner, and his eyes were a little bigger, it would be perfect." Chen Jiaju narcissistically looked at the haircut.
He looked at the mirror in his room and squeezed the pimple on his nose.
"The most satisfying thing about my face is my nose, which is big and plump. Li Er, have you ever heard people say that you are blessed with a big nose?"
Li Er: "..."
If Chen Jiaju's small eyes and big nose can be called a handsome guy.
