Li Er looked at the fat man walking down the martial arts field with a very ugly face. Li Er had seen many fat men, but he had never seen him so fat.
Li Er took a deep breath: "Is this your third player?"
"Yes, Mr. Yokooka, although he is not a disciple of our Ueno Martial Arts School, he is also a member of our Yamada Group. It is not a foul." A member of the 'Japan Team' said to Li Er in uncertain Mandarin.
Koizumi Taro was hit hard by Li Er's "sweeping legs" and almost became autistic. This guy sat in the corner with his eyes distracted and muttered to himself. He was no longer qualified for translation work.
Li Er raised his head and took another look at the fat man who looked like a hill. How the hell did he eat like this? Even if this pig didn't weigh five hundred kilograms, it must have weighed at least four hundred kilograms!
"Master, you have to be careful. He weighs so much and still walks so steadily. He should be a Japanese sumo wrestler." Bai Anni reminded Li Er knowledgeablely.
"Oops! I remembered, this guy is Ito Yokooka, Japan's most famous national treasure-level sumo wrestling master." Ding Jianguo said quickly.
Li Er's face turned green when he heard Bai Anni and Ding Jianguo's reminder.
It seems that in order to regain a little face, the Yamada team is planning to be shameless this time. It doesn't matter if they can't win. What they can't accept is losing all three games, especially if they lose with the same move. That would not only affect the whole of Japan.
The martial arts world was slapped in the face, and it was still slapped loudly.
Ito Yokooka weighs 400 kilograms, and he practices sumo wrestling on this hill all the year round. The bottom plate is as stable as a tank. No one would believe that Li Er could defeat Ito Yokooka, not even Li Er himself.
"Uh--! Who is that?" Li Er said to a middle-aged man who seemed to be the leader with a smile on his face: "This game is not a competition. It is a draw. We don't charge your protection fees, and neither do you."
How about charging us protection money?”
Ding Jianguo translated Li Er's words with a strange expression on his face. He couldn't help but wonder, when did we collect protection fees, and when did we become eligible to collect protection fees?
The talker of the Yamada-gumi this term is called Kazuo Kusagari. In fact, he never paid attention to Ding Jianguo and his gang. It was Kazuo Funakoshi, a martial arts fanatic, who was interested in the competition, so Kazuo Kusagari took a casual look.
Unexpectedly, seeing this made him anxious and angry, and he hurriedly asked people to transfer Ito Henggang. Otherwise, he didn't care whether the Japanese martial arts world would be embarrassed or not. The Yamada-gumi would definitely not be able to hold its head high on the road.
Kazuo Kusagari was stunned for a moment when he heard Li Er's words, then immediately smiled and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! I just said this is just an ordinary sparring, otherwise Funakoshi would be more serious. Young man, you may not be his opponent." Kazuo Kusagari patted Li Er on the shoulder and laughed loudly.
Li Er's eyelids twitched and he threw himself on the street. This old guy took advantage of him.
"Yes, yes, it's just a competition of martial arts, not a real fight. Peace is the most important thing. Sino-Japanese friendship will last forever. What do you mean about the protection fee?" Li Er said shamelessly while suppressing his nausea.
This was the first time that Kazuo Kusagari said the words "China-Japan friendship will last forever" from a Chinese mouth. He was stunned for a moment, and then waved to call the little minion in his eyes over.
"Asshole, what's going on?" Kazuo Kusagari cursed in a low voice.
When the man in a suit who took the lead in collecting protection money saw Kazuo Kusakari, he was so frightened that he quickly replied with a standard ninety-degree bow: "Report to the president, I am Higurashi, the subordinate of Team Leader Inoue of Tanaka Ward. They are talking about Nikko City."
The issue of protection fees..."
"From now on, they will collect the protection fees for their neighborhood." Before Higurashi could finish his words, Kazuo Kusagari waved his hand and interrupted, saying that the neighborhood was too small under the sun, Kazuo Kusagari had never heard of it.
"But, President..." Higurashi was about to explain that Ding Jianguo and the others only occupied a rainbow street in the Nikko neighborhood, and that Ding Jianguo and the others were just merchants, not gangs, and were not qualified to collect protection fees.
"Get out——!" Kazuo Kusagari naturally couldn't let his subordinates question his words, so he waved his hand and told Higurashi to get out.
Higurashi didn't dare to say anything when he heard Kazuo Kusagari's words. This usually unruly guy didn't even dare to raise his head. He only bowed and wanted to step back. After taking five or six steps, he dared to bow and turn around and walk out of the martial arts.
Pavilion.
When Ding Jianguo and others heard Kazuo Kusagari saying that not only would they not have to pay protection fees in the future, but they would also be able to protect someone, their eyes suddenly shone with excitement.
"These trivial matters have been resolved, little brother, are you interested in working for our Yamada group?" Kazuo Kusagari looked at Li Er and said with a smile. The person who can defeat Funakoshi Kazuo is naturally not a simple guy.
"Uh——! My dream since I was a child is to be a policeman!" Li Er also smiled and blocked Kazuo Kusagari.
"Oh! Really?" Kazuo Kusagari's smile did not change: "That's great. Our Yamada Group is planning to expand its influence in the police industry. With our relationship with the National Police Agency, we can ensure that you can rise smoothly in the police force.
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"Uh——!" Li Er's face turned dark and he cursed in his mind: "Aren't you bastards a gangster?"
"I am Chinese, I mean to go back to my country and become a policeman!" Li Er had to smile reluctantly.
Kazuo Kusagari said with a fake look of disappointment: "That's such a pity."
Li Er felt that he couldn't see through the old guy in front of him, so it would be better to get out of the way early.
"Well, I was drying the quilt in the hotel and just washed it. It seems like it's going to rain. I'm in a hurry to go back and collect the quilt. Goodbye!" Li Er knew that Kazuo Kusakari wouldn't believe it, so he simply made up a random reason.
"Oh! Really? It's important to close the quilt. If it gets wet in the rain, it will be very troublesome." Kazuo Kusakari said seriously.
Bai Anni looked at Li Er on the left and Kazuo Kusagari on the right. This was the first time she saw a guy who was as shameless as her master.
"Withdraw——!" Li Er waved decisively, turned around and ran away.
Funakoshi Kazuo desperately winked at Kazuo Kusagari, hoping that he would keep Li Er, but Kazuo Kusagari suddenly had the intuition that Li Er would be very troublesome, and since he couldn't be used for his own purposes, let him get away.
"Baga! You can't leave." Ito Henggang suddenly grabbed Li Er.
Li Er was frightened when he saw the giant hand grabbed by Ito Henggang, and instinctively used his strongest natural skill.
"Sweep Tang's legs!"
"boom--!"
There was an earthquake in Ueno Martial Arts Hall, and Li Er grabbed his beloved little apprentice and quickly slipped away from the door.
"Ito, why did you fall down so accidentally? Get up quickly!" Kazuo Kusagari's eyes flashed with a cold light, and he shouted loudly without changing his expression.
Kazuo Kusagari never imagined that that guy Li Er's "sweeping leg" could really defeat Ito Yokogang, but Kazuo Kusagari would never admit it.
"Kusagari, let me find out who this Li Er is." Kusagari Kazuo said to a young man behind him.
Kusanagi: "Hi——!"
"Teacher, let me go!" Funakoshi Kazuo said quickly.
Kazuo Kusagari turned his head and glared at Kazuo Funakoshi: "Hmph! Funakoshi, you disappoint me so much. You don't have a trace of murderous intent in your attacks. Don't say that you are my disciple in the future."
Kazuo Funakoshi lowered his head and said respectfully: "I'm sorry, Funakoshi has embarrassed the teacher."
Kazuo Kusugari sighed. He liked Funakoshi Kazuo very much, but Funakoshi Kazuo did not have the slightest bit of domineering power of a superior. This made Kazuo Kusugari very frustrated. Naturally, a martial arts idiot could not intimidate the Yamada-gumi. He would rather Funakoshi Kazuo be more shameless.
On the other side, Li Er drove a rented car to the playground at the 'Scarecrow Club' base camp.
"Master, aren't we going to the scene of the action?" Bai Anni asked Li Er in confusion.
Li Erjian smiled: "I mean I can't catch up in time to participate in the action, I didn't say I can't catch up. Now that we're over there, they should be almost done fighting. We can just get some benefits without taking risks. Hey! With my IQ, I can't even think of being stunned.
