Li Er looked at the woman in front of him in astonishment. He was slapped by Tang Zhudi for no reason.
"What a tragedy, Ah Tou is very stingy and vindictive." Chen Yalun, who was hiding outside the room, said in a low voice.
Instructor Hu couldn't help but mourn for Tang Zhudi. Li Er was not only holding a grudge, that guy was simply the kind of stingy man who was determined to retaliate.
"You are not my husband!" Tang Zhudi said with certainty after slapping Li Er.
"Huh——!" Li Er breathed an exaggerated sigh of relief.
"Great, if I really have such an ugly and fierce wife, I might as well die and count the balls." After speaking, Li Er happily turned his head and waved to Liang Jiaren.
Li Er: "Um, who are you, sir?"
"Senior police officer, Superintendent Liang, Sir Liang." Liang Jiaren said proudly, raising his head and chest.
"Sir Liang, right?" Li Er grabbed Liang Jiaren's collar: "Although I have lost my memory, I'm not stupid. Just find an old and ugly woman to lie to me——!"
Before Li could finish speaking, he was angrily interrupted by Judy Tang.
"Wang Baiwan, tell me clearly, why am I old and ugly?" Tang Zhudi was about to pull Li Er's ears angrily.
Li Er didn't dare to show off his agility, so he had to wait a moment to react. Tang Zhudi successfully grabbed his ear.
"Holy shit, it hurts so much. This damn bitch is so harsh. Don't let me take the chance. It's not human if you don't retaliate." Li Er's ears hurt so much that he wanted to punch Tang Zhudi.
"Yes! Mr. Wang, if you say that Mrs. Wang is very shrewd, I agree. How can you start talking about being old and ugly? Your wife is obviously very beautiful. She has a face and a figure, a curvy front and back, breasts and a butt."
Liang Jiaren said cooperatively.
"Discerning!" Judy Tang gave Liang Jiaren a thumbs up domineeringly.
"You're welcome!" Liang Jiaren replied humbly.
Li Er: "..."
Tang Zhudi raised his eyebrows at Li Er proudly.
Li Er pretended to be Wang Wanwan, a arrogant and unruly guy, and he immediately started to fight back.
"Awesome!" Li Er copied Tang Zhudi's movements and gave her an exact thumbs up gesture.
"I can bet my life on you." Li Er pointed at Tang Zhudi's chest arrogantly and said, "Based on my experience of watching football for so many years, there is something padded inside."
"Ah——?" Judy Tang's face suddenly became colorful and very wonderful.
"You damn ghost, haven't you lost your memory?" Judy Tang shouted angrily.
Li Er shrugged his shoulders: "Although I have lost my memory, I am not blind."
Judy Tang: “…”
Liang Jiaren stared at Tang Zhudi's chest curiously. She was trembling when she walked just now. It didn't look like a fake.
"Hey! What the hell are you looking at?" Li Er kicked Liang Jiaren.
Liang Jiaren hurriedly retreated, he was very worried about Li Er's abnormal strength.
"You...didn't you say that she is not your wife?" Liang Jiaren defended.
"Uh-huh——!" Judy Tang looked at the nervous Li Er with a funny face. She also wanted to know how Li Er would answer.
"Fuck you, I see you are so serious. Maybe she belongs to my wife and you want to rape me in front of me." Li Er raised one foot and hung it in the air in a funny way: "Be careful, I'm a tiger.
The double-shaped crane will kill you."
"..." Liang Jiaren looked at Li Er speechlessly. The double shape of tiger and crane seemed to be my move, and Yan Jiaren snatched my lines.
"Okay, let's go home. I really have something to do in the afternoon and I don't have time to play tricks with you." Judy Tang waved angrily and said.
"You can leave as soon as you say, I -" Li Er snorted arrogantly, then scratched his head and turned to Liang Jiaren and asked: "By the way, what is my name?"
"Wang Baiwan!" Liang Jiaren replied immediately.
"Do I, Wang Wanwan, still want to be embarrassed?" Li Er squinted at Tang Zhudi and sneered.
"Okay! Hehe!" Judy Tang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "You want shame, right? Then you can live in the police station!"
After Judy Tang finished speaking, she picked up her small handbag, turned around and walked outside.
"Hey, Mr. Wang, it costs money to live in the police station. You haven't paid for your stay in the detention room last night." Liang Jiaren looked at Tang Zhudi's back and said quickly to Li Er.
"Keep the accounts first, don't be short of money." Li Er deliberately shouted loudly.
Unfortunately, Judy Tang not only kept walking, but also accelerated her pace.
"I'll go, wife, wait for me." Li Er quickly chased after Tang Zhudi.
"Death!" Judy Tang said with a proud smile: "I know you love acting. I have been married to you for so many years, but I still don't understand you."
Judy Tang stretched out her hand to Li Er like a queen.
"What?" Li Er asked strangely.
"Take my bag and then hold my hand." Judy Tang said matter-of-factly.
"No! Why do I feel that you are teasing me? Have I been such a bitch before?"
Li Er put Tang Zhudi's small handbag under his arm. Because Tang Zhudi's palms were facing downwards, Li Er had to hold Tang Zhudi's hand with his palms upward.
"Why do I feel like the little eunuch in a Qing palace drama?" Li Er asked with a frown.
"Otherwise?" Tang Zhudi saw Li Er holding his hand in a flattering manner, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes. Although her husband was unreasonable and funny, he would not live like this.
Li Er felt that he was so humiliated as an undercover agent. Fortunately, the Kowloon City Police Station only had two floors. Li Er and Judy Tang quickly arrived downstairs, and a black Rolls-Royce parked arrogantly at the gate of the police station.
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"Husband, why did you really hit your head?" Judy Tang asked in surprise. After she got in the car, she discovered the 'wound' on the back of Li Er's head. There were even many scars on the gauze wrapping the 'wound'.
Blood seeped out.
"Let me take a look." Judy Tang said nervously.
Li Er quickly raised his hand to block Judy Tang who was approaching: "Hey, hey, hey, don't come over. I'm not interested in the airport."
Tang Zhudi looked at Li Er's face carefully in disbelief.
"Husband, you don't really have amnesia, do you?" Tang Judy stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Li Er's eyes.
"I have amnesia, not blindness!" Li Er couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw Tang Zhudi's movements.
"What's my nickname?" Tang Zhudi looked into Li Er's eyes and suddenly asked.
"I know your nickname." Li Er shook his head.
"Tell me, what kind of woman do you like?" Judy Tang asked sharply.
"Big breasts and a perky butt!" Li Er replied without hesitation.
Tang Zhudi stared at Li Er coldly: "Isn't this a very good memory?"
"Ah???" Li Er couldn't help but feel sympathy for Wang Wanwan. This bastard's aesthetics were similar to mine.
"Young lady, are you going home now?" the driver asked Judy Tang.
"Go home, go to the hospital." Judy Tang shouted irritably.
She has begun to believe that her husband has really lost his memory. Although she still feels weird, if there is someone who looks exactly like her husband, this is definitely more unreasonable than if her husband has lost his memory.
"I don't want to go to the hospital. I'm most afraid of injections. Either go home or put me down. I still don't believe I can starve to death." Li Er shouted forcefully.
Judy Tang's face was stunned for a moment, and she murmured: "I don't know if you really have amnesia or if you are just pretending to be stupid. I found out that you were playing tricks on me. Let's see how I can fix you."
Judy Tang and Wang Baibai have lived together for so many years, and Wang Baibai is really afraid of injections. No matter how seriously ill this guy is, he would rather take medicine than see a doctor.
Judy Tang suddenly became depressed. She didn't speak, and Li Er naturally wouldn't take the initiative to speak either.
"By the way, the piece of land that Lin Real Estate wants to cooperate with us to develop -!" Judy Tang patted her head after provoking the topic: "I forgot that you have lost your memory."
Li Er gave Tang Zhudi a weak look and chose that silence is golden.
"Eh——!" Tang Zhudi looked at Li Er's face and suddenly laughed in a good mood: "Husband, since you have lost your memory, you will definitely not be able to continue to be the CEO of the group. Why don't you give up your seat to me?
!I’m not afraid of hard work.”
The more Judy Tang talked, the happier she became.
"Also, since you have lost your memory anyway, why not write a will and transfer all your property to my name." Judy Tang's face turned red with excitement.
"I just lost my memory, and it was temporary. Do you think I'm going to die?" Li Er originally planned to remain silent, but seeing that Judy Tang was so excited, he couldn't help but remind him.
"Uh——!" Judy Tang's happy face suddenly solidified, and she rubbed the bridge of her nose awkwardly: "Hubby, I'm just kidding, I love you so much, and I'm so willing to let you die."
"Do you think I believe it or not?" Li Er shouted with his hands clasped.
Judy Tang: "I guess you must have been moved by me."
Li Er: "..."
For the first time, Li Er discovered that someone had a thicker skin than his own.
