"Huh——?" Li Er's face turned pale, and he quickly turned his head and looked behind him.
There was a wall behind Li Er, so there could be no one at all. Moreover, this voice sounded directly from Li Er's mind. Li Er quickly realized that this mean tone was the voice of the system.
Li Er's face lit up with joy. When he came back to his senses, he found that everyone at the table was looking at his nervous expression in surprise.
"Li Er, are you...are you okay?" A Mei said with some worry: "Actually, if we can't be lovers, we can still be friends."
"Uh--" Li Er was stunned for a moment, then reacted instantly, followed Ami's misunderstanding, and shrugged his shoulders in a pretentious manner: "Yes, of course! It's already miserable not being able to be lovers, but luckily it's okay.
I have one more friend.”
He Min also smiled in relief.
The atmosphere at the table became harmonious again, but Li Er had something on his mind. While chatting absentmindedly, he was calling the system frantically.
"The system is great, is this you, old man?"
"..."
"Grandpa System, are you there?"
"..."
"System Ancestor, are you busy? What if I contact you later?"
The system voice did not respond, as if the voice just now was Li Er's auditory hallucination again.
"Buy an excavator?" Li Er racked his brains to think about the profound meaning of System's words.
Until the end of the meal, Li Er didn't think of a reason. Could it be a secret phrase like "the king of heaven covers the tiger of the earth"?
After the group finished eating.
Naturally, Chen Jiaju was with A Mei, and Li Er was assigned to take He Min home. The heartless single with the big mouth didn't think there was anything wrong and left alone.
"Li Er, you seem a little different today." Li Er and He Min were walking on the road, and He Min asked curiously.
"Yeah?"
Li Er was still thinking about the system and smiled perfunctorily: "Maybe it's because I changed my hair style. Many people did say that I was handsome before."
He Min rolled his eyes at Li Er angrily, but of course it wasn't because of his hairstyle.
"If you don't want to say it, forget it!" He Min said with an angry smile.
"Maybe it's because Jiaju and Dazui have been transferred to the CID department. Now I'm the only one left in the patrol team. I have to rely on myself for many things. People always have to grow!"
Li Er quickly found a reliable reason.
He Min glanced sideways at Li Er and nodded slightly, not sure whether he believed it or not.
In short, women are really difficult to deal with.
...
"Curly Wonton Shop"
"Boss, these two ghost guys paid the bill with a hundred U.S. dollars, how can they change the money?" the store clerk asked the boss in embarrassment.
The shop owner turned his head and glanced at the dining table. The ghost guy was indeed holding a dollar bill in his hand.
The shop owner ran his hand through his messy curly hair: "Use U.S. dollars on Hong Kong Island? Since they are so naughty, then you can ask them for money in RMB."
"Ah! Boss, are you kidding me?" the shop assistant said with a grimace.
"Am I playing tricks on you? It's these two ghost guys and the hag who are playing tricks on you!" The shop owner was very personable and wiped the oil stains on his hands on the apron on his chest.
"Wherever you want to spend money, you should exchange it with local money in advance. I won't tolerate them. I'll beat my mother, call the police, and let the police handle it."
"Hey! Second brother, second brother, here, here, come here quickly to help resolve this international dispute!" The store clerk walked to the counter at the door and was about to call the police. He happened to see Li Er walking on the road and quickly put down the phone. shouted to Li Er.
"Heizai Chen, what's going on?" Li Er and He Min walked over together.
Li Er obviously knew the store clerk.
"Second brother, these two ghost guys finished eating and paid the bill with US dollars. Please help me solve the problem quickly!" the store clerk said immediately.
"Boss, this is my brother from the same house. He is a policeman!" The store clerk straightened his back and proudly introduced Li Er to his boss.
In this day and age, having a police friend is indeed very fashionable.
The shop owner nodded to Li Er.
"Police!"
Li Er took out his patrol police card and waved it to Guilao and his wife: "Are you two tourists?"
"Yes!" Gui Lao and his wife quickly stood up and replied.
Li Er nodded.
He didn't notice that when he took out his police ID just now, the two ghost guys looked panicked.
He Min looked at Li Er's back in disbelief.
Li Er was a little careless. He just asked two ghost guys in English, and his pronunciation was very standard.
He Min knew that Li Er's cultural level was not high, at least Li Er definitely didn't understand English.
"Oh! Officer, it's great that you can speak English. We are indeed tourists and the Hong Kong dollars we have exchanged have been used up. Can you mediate with the boss and let us pay in US dollars? In terms of exchange rate, we are willing to make concessions."
The male ghost said and handed the one hundred dollar bill in his hand to Li Er.
"ok,ok"
Li Er wanted to go home early to wake up the system, so he squeezed out the 600 Hong Kong dollars he had hidden from the gap in his belt, intending to exchange it for Hong Kong dollars himself.
"I only have six hundred yuan, do you agree?"
"Okay! Thank you! Here's your one hundred dollars!" The ghost man agreed without hesitation.
The current exchange rate of the US dollar against the Hong Kong dollar is over 7 points, and this guy Li Er made more than 100 Hong Kong dollars in one fell swoop.
"You're welcome, it's convenient for you!" Li Er said and motioned to the shop assistant to pay the bill for Gui Lao Man.
"Thank you! Goodbye!" After the ghost man paid the bill, he walked out the door.
"Li Er, there seems to be something wrong with this U.S. dollar bill!" He Min looked at the U.S. dollar bill in Li Er's hand and suddenly said.
"I go!"
Li Er took a closer look at the U.S. dollar bill in his hand. What was wrong with it? It was obviously a counterfeit bill, and it was very fake.
The '0' in '100' yuan is thicker and the '0' is a little thinner. Li Er immediately realized that this is a fucking scam.
At this time, Gui Lao had already stepped out of the wonton restaurant.
Just as He Min was about to call out to the ghost guy, Li Er quickly covered He Min's mouth.
There was an old frying pan hanging on the wall of the wonton restaurant. Li Er quickly took it off and approached Gui Lao while smiling: "Hey friend, your shoelaces are loose! Be careful of tripping."
"Thank you!" The ghost man stopped subconsciously, lowered his head and looked at his feet. The shoelaces were not loose!
As soon as the ghost man turned his head, he saw the dark bottom of the pot getting bigger and bigger in his sight.
"哐——!"
The ghost man was hit in the face by Li Er's pan, and his body fell backwards.
"Bang-bang!" Li Er quickly hit Gui Lao Man's face with two pans, smashing Gui Lao Man's aquiline nose.
The female ghost girl turned around and saw that her companion had been knocked unconscious by Li Er, so she turned around and ran away, which frightened Li Er for a moment.
Li Er didn't chase him. He just saw that his money was put in Gui Laonan's pocket.
"Hei Zai Chen, get me a rope!"
When Li Er, a patrol officer, got off work, his police rifle and handcuffs were handed over to the gun room. This was one of the reasons why he carried out a sneak attack on Gui Laonan.
This ghost guy was tall and powerful, and Li Er didn't have a pistol on him to scare people, so he had absolutely no confidence in defeating the opponent.
Chen, the black boy, excitedly took a hemp rope from the kitchen and ran, and together with Li Er, tied up the ghost man's hands behind his back.
"Go call the police!" Li Er turned to Heizai Chen and said.
"Okay!" Hei Chen, while dialing the phone, asked Li Erxiao: "Second brother, does this count as assisting the police in handling the case? Do I have a chance to get a good citizen reward?"
Li Er: "..."
"I saw he seemed to put your money in this pocket of his suit." He Min came over and reminded Li Erdao.
Li Er shook his head with an ugly expression: "I can't get the money back for the time being. These 600 yuan are now evidence, so we have to wait."
He Min looked at Li Er with a strange expression. He really seemed to be a different person, shrewd and decisive, and also so cautious.
Dozens of minutes later, several CID police officers arrived at the scene.
"What's going on?" a police officer who looked exactly like Li Xiuxian asked.
"My buddy!" Li Er took out his police ID card and glanced at the other person subconsciously.
Just as Li Er was about to explain, Heizi Chen already explained the situation to the CID police officers who arrived with great excitement.
"Hen's shovel! These foreign garbage can't live in their own place, so they come to our Hong Kong Island to defraud. They are really trying to steal your mother." After hearing what Hei Zai Chen said, the CID police officer yelled.
Their CID department has dealt with this kind of counterfeit banknote fraud cases frequently. Most victims only find out afterwards that they have been deceived, and the defrauded money is basically impossible to recover.
"Hey! Man, you are very cruel!"
The police officer who looked exactly like Li Xiuxian squatted and looked at Gui Lao's collapsed nose, stood up and extended his hand to Li Er and said with a smile: "Let me meet you, my name is A B, CID department, we are from the same police station."
"Hello! I'm Li Er! Patrol officer!" Li Er also extended his hand and smiled.
The word 'B' is not very civilized. Li Er lowered his head and looked at the police ID card that Ah B held on his chest, and planned to call the other party's name.
"Li Xianying?"
Let me go, how do you pronounce the character in the middle? Li Er is now gradually recovering his memory, but it turned out that Li Er was a poor student and did not know many characters.
'Let's call him Ah B! Does this guy's father have any grudge against him? Otherwise, why would he be given such a difficult-to-understand name?'
Li Er could imagine that Li Xianying punched in and out every day, and just signed his name until he hit the street.
"Amin, I'm sorry. I'm afraid they will ask you to help record a confession later." Li Er said sheepishly.
"It's okay, I have a lot of time after get off work." He Min smiled.
"No, no, no, Brother Li, you go first. I'll take care of it here. I'll go to the CID room tomorrow to make up for the reimbursement and I'll go through the procedures." Li Xianying winked at Li Er with a brotherly expression.
He Min's face turned red. She knew that Li Xianying had misunderstood that she was dating Li Er.
"Thank you!" Li Er quickly took He Min's little hand and ran away.
Do what you do and love what you do. Li Er has been working hard to study police law recently and knows that being a plaintiff or a witness is very complicated and trivial. Since Li Xianying is willing to help, it is of course the best result.
"Li Er, when did you learn to speak English so fluently?" He Min asked Li Er with a smile while walking on the road.
"I only know a few words, and they are just right. If I say a few more words, the secret will be revealed."
Li Er was shocked and immediately touched his nose pretending to be shy.
"Really?" He Min didn't believe it.
"Of course, I treat you as a friend, so I don't want to lie to you. If it were anyone else, I would brag that I am proficient in six different national languages." Li Er spoke with sincerity.
He Min had a vague feeling that something was wrong, but Li Er's expression was so sincere that she was embarrassed not to temporarily put aside her doubts.
"Hello! Would you like to buy an excavator?" the system's voice said.
"..."
A black line appeared on Li Er's forehead. What the hell is buying an excavator?
