"Please understand each other, we are just hanging out for a living. After we splashed the red oil, we took photos and left. It is company policy, sorry, sorry!"
These debt collectors obviously know how to collect debt scientifically. They are definitely at the forefront of the times and very humane.
After they splashed red paint on the door of Flip Flop's house, they also painted a scary pattern with their hands to deepen the scary atmosphere.
"Brother and sister, you can wash the floor after we take the photos. Sorry, it's hard to find food." The debt collector had just finished taking the photos when he met the flip-flops who came back angrily.
"These people are so bad, do you police don't care about them?" the beautiful nurse was saying in a low voice, passing by with flip-flops.
Li Er curled his lips and said, "What's the matter? Today's debt collectors don't shout and kill like before. If you catch him, you can only lock him up for two days, and then you have to release him again."
Moreover, these guys are very stingy. They don't even pay the security fee. If you don't let them out, they will still occupy a bed in the detention room.
"Oh! It's that thief!"
The beautiful nurse’s big eyes are not white. She recognized the flip-flops as a thief who stole medicine in the hospital just by looking at her back. Of course, this is also related to the unique walking posture of flip-flops, which is rare in China.
This is how I walk.
"You bastard, I owe you money, just mess with me, don't mess with my family." Flip-Flop was holding two big bags of various gifts in both hands. When he saw the debt collector, he immediately put down the gift bags and rushed to beat him.
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"Boss! We can't find you if you hide. Of course we're looking for your family! I'm just a recruiter, not a detective, and I have to work from nine to five, so I can only work part-time.
number."
Flip-flops are very famous in the debt community. The debt collector asked himself that he was no match for flip-flops, so he backed away with a smile on his face.
But the flip-flop has already been kicked up.
‘Bang——!’
Before the debt collector could see the flip-flop lift, he was stabbed firmly in the chest.
"Ah——! It hurts."
"You're a flip-flop, your medical expenses won't be reimbursed by the company. I have to spend my own money to buy drinks." The debt collector called on his younger brother to attack the flip-flops, but his younger brother was posing there.
A dragon shape, a tiger shape, just don't attack.
"Go away——! I will pay you back if I have money. I have no money now! If you let me see you messing with my family again, I will beat you to death." Flip-Flop cursed loudly.
He also knew that he was in the wrong and did not use his full strength in that kick just now.
"I'm fucking your ancestor's flip-flops. You still dare to speak so loudly when you have no money. I, a loud voice in Tsim Sha Tsui, have a house, a car, and a deposit of 50,000 to 60,000, but I don't even dare to speak so loudly."
The debt collector was about to say a few harsh words in order to earn some face in front of his subordinates. When he raised his flip-flop, the debt collector quickly turned around and ran away. How much is face worth?
His two cowardly subordinates also ran away. The two subordinates were temporary workers, and they worked for 120 yuan a time. Of course, they could not accompany Da DaDaHua to risk their lives, and Da DaDaHua himself did not dare to risk his life.
"Take our oil drums. You two are rushing to the street. There is also a small half bucket of paint, which you bought for free."
"Okay, Brother Hua."
A subordinate who didn't look very smart ran back again, and with a murderous look in his eyes, he ran away with a bucket.
“Puch—!”
It should have been a very scary scene, but the beautiful nurse couldn't help but laugh out loud, especially when the man carrying the bucket ran to the corner of the stairs and almost fell to the street.
The beautiful nurse covered her mouth: "Oh, don't look, my smile looks ugly."
"Who's talking about this is blind?" Li Er said angrily.
"That's right!" The beautiful nurse put down her little hand covering her mouth with a smile on her face.
"Hey——! If you didn't have those big white teeth, I would believe you."
Flip-Flop turned around to pick up the gift he had just dropped. Li Er lowered his head slightly, not wanting to be recognized by Flip-Flop.
"Hee hee——!" The beautiful nurse held Li Er's arm and giggled: "Go and catch the thief! I'll wait for you."
"." Li Er lowered his head and looked at the beautiful nurse speechlessly, asking me to catch the thief but still hugging her so tightly.
"Why don't you call your subordinates to come over? This big nose seems to be very powerful." The beautiful nurse said carefully.
"It's okay. If you can't beat me, why won't you run away?"
Li Er saw that Flip Flops had already entered the room carrying a gift, and he wanted to tease the beautiful nurse.
"Ah——! You ran away, what should I do?" The beautiful nurse's already big eyes widened even more.
Sir Li couldn't stand it anymore and immediately shut up.
"Uh-huh-!"
"This is outside, there are a lot of people." The beautiful nurse quickly pushed Li Er away as she gasped for breath.
"Then, we'll kiss you when we get home."
"Okay——!" The beautiful nurse saw that Li Er was about to speak again and quickly agreed.
Li Er then took the beautiful nurse's hand and walked to the window of Flip Flop's house.
This is a one-bedroom and one-living room of more than 40 square meters.
There are two stacked folding beds in the corner of the living room, a dining table in the middle, and a desk by the window. There is also a long row of shelves on the wall near the entrance, and the shelves are filled with flip-flops and flip-flops.
'The name naturally has its origin.
The room was already very small and crowded, with four adults and three children living in it, but this is almost the case on the ground floor of Hong Kong Island.
"Dad——! I'm back to see you. Are you okay?" The flip-flops put down the gift with a smile.
This guy is wearing a suit and leather tie, and he pretends to be a successful person. Of course, if he hadn't met the debt collector outside the door just now, he would have succeeded in pretending to be a successful person.
"Why are you back here? Aren't you dead?" I slapped the table and cursed. I know my son better than my father. How could I not know what flip-flops are?
"Dad, as soon as I come back, you don't have to rush to curse me to death. I am the only son you have, and the others are all daughters. Who will take care of you until you die?" Flip Flop said with a shameless smile.
"What are you talking about? I don't have to worry about you, you bastard." I picked up my flip-flops and started to pull them out.
He didn't even try to hide behind the flip-flops, and just let me slap him a few times to vent his anger. Anyway, he was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and he had been beaten countless times since he was a child.
"Well, you have been beaten and scolded, so calm down. I know you have a bad waist, so this is the massager I bought for you." Flip-flops said with a smile.
"I don't want your things, take them away, take them all away. These things of yours are all stolen, robbed, and deceived. I am a decent person, and I don't want these things from you." I don't want these things from you.
Pushing the gift bag off the table.
"Who said I got this by stealing or cheating? I earned it by doing business." Flip Flop said, his face changed, and he saw Li Er outside the window.
Flip Flop habitually looked quickly at the windows on both sides of the room. Their house had old-fashioned blinds that couldn't be penetrated at all.
"Sir Li Li!" Flip Flop looked at Li Er nervously.
Li Er walked towards the door, but the way to the flip-flop was blocked. Of course, even if Li Er wasn't blocking the door, Flip-Flop didn't think he could escape from the door. Li Er's marksmanship was famous for his prowess.
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"It's Sir Li." Flip Flop has a younger sister who works in Tsim Sha Tsui. She recognized Li Er at a glance and was worried about her eldest brother.
Li Er’s nickname is ‘Detective Death’, and almost all of his actions are fatal.
The beautiful nurse tightened Li Er's hand and said in a low voice: "That old man is quite old, and his face is not good. If you catch the thief, you will catch the thief, but don't hurt the old man."
"Hello, are you a policeman?" I asked at a loss. These honest people of the older generation all have a natural respect for the police.
"Dad! He is the police superintendent, Sir Li from the Tsim Sha Tsui Crime Unit." The girl in flip-flops hurriedly walked over to help her dad.
Da Meiyuan looked at Li Er with wide eyes.
‘Superintendent? Didn’t you say you were an inspector? You’re still suspended. Do you think I’m easy to deceive? You’re angry.’
Li Ermiao understood the look in the beautiful nurse's eyes and secretly shied away the responsibility. You can't blame me entirely. You are indeed easy to deceive.
