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Chapter 79 Actually I'm an Actor

 Chungking Mansions.

"Master, the two buildings are a bit far apart. Even if we go to the opposite building to set up control, it will still be difficult for the bugs to accurately locate." Bai Anni reported.

Li Er asked: "What should we do?"

Bai Anni thought for a moment and said: "The best way is to send someone to secretly install a bug."

Li Er looked at the people inside the van.

Ma Jun was the first to raise his hand: "Tou, let me go. Even if the opponent sees through, I can beat him up and escape unscathed."

"Beat your sister. If someone sees through, my plan will fail." Li Er couldn't help but cursed.

Li Er looked at Lin Haiying and Li Xianying. Each of these two guys looked more like a policeman than the other. They were obviously not good candidates.

Bai Anni, women do tend to make people lower their guard, but Li Er doesn't want his precious apprentice to take risks, so the only one left is Li Er himself.

"Kuihua, come here and command the car." Li Er thought of a suitable candidate.

"Okay!" At this time, Shui Hua was disguised as a hawker and was standing on the roadside shouting. After hearing Li Er's order, he hurriedly walked towards the van.

"Kuihua, we need to install a bug in the target room, can you do it?" Li Er asked.

"Tou, shall I go alone?" Shuihua hesitated.

"Yes, don't worry, all of us are watching you. Once we discover something unexpected, we will all rush in together." Li Er said with certainty.

"Okay! Then what identity should I use to enter?" Shuihua asked.

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone's communication headsets sounded an iron-headed voice.

"Report, a delivery boy knocked on the door of room 701."

Li Er's eyes lit up.

"Quick, stop that takeaway boy!" Li Er said quickly.

Tietou rushed out from the fire door, reached out and covered the delivery boy's mouth and pushed him to the side of the wall.

"who?"

Tietou moved a step slower. The delivery boy had already knocked on the door twice. A Thai man opened the wooden door on the inner floor of the room and asked through the iron door.

Tietou shook the police ID card in his hand at the delivery boy on the other side of the door. The delivery boy covered his mouth conspicuously.

"Call me Miss?" Tietou recommended to the Thai man with a shy face.

The Thai frowned, he couldn't quite understand what Tietou was talking about.

Tietou held his chest with his left hand, shaking it while winking at the Thai: "Miss, beauty, uh, beautiful woman, yes or no yes?"

"No no no" The Thais quickly closed the door. When they went upstairs, they did see many beautiful neon signs hanging downstairs, but now was obviously not the time to relax and enjoy.

The delivery boy was taken to the van.

"Sir, are you working on some case? Can I help?" The delivery boy said excitedly when he saw that Li Er and others were not at all stage frightened.

Li Er said with salivation: "Look how many lunch boxes they ordered in total?"

"Twelve servings, four barbecued pork, four roasted duck, and four plain-cut chicken, but there should only be ten of them, because they only ordered ten soups, and some of them must have had double portions of rice." The takeaway boy said cleverly.

said.

"Who are you?" Li Xianying asked strangely.

Delivery boy: "Sir, my name is Yin Tianqiu. Don't look at me delivering food. In fact, I am an actor. Delivering food is just my hobby. Do you want to install a bug or something? I can definitely help you."

busy."

Li Er and others looked at each other, how the hell could they guess this?

"I'll throw him into the street, handcuff him and throw him in the back of the car." Li Er saw that the takeaway boy looked a bit like Zhou Xingxing, and couldn't help but cursed angrily, Zhou Xingxing, that bastard, owed him twenty-six yuan for lunch.

Still haven't paid it back yet.

"Huh? Sir, are you kidding me?" the delivery boy exclaimed.

Li Er: "Do I look like him?"

Takeaway boy: "Like!"

Li Er: "Wrong answer!"

The delivery boy was tied up and thrown into the parking lot. After putting on the delivery boy's delivery jacket, Shui Hua lifted up the delivery basket.

"Wait a minute, don't block my mouth yet, I'll just say the last thing." The delivery boy said quickly.

Li Er: "Say it!"

The takeaway boy said: "Sir, I suggest putting laxatives or ecstasy in the takeaway. When the time comes for your arrest, you will be able to get twice the result with half the effort."

Everyone in the van was stunned, this delivery boy was really a genius.

Li Er turned to Li Xianying and said, "Yingying, go to the drugstore and get some medicine."

There are many small pharmacies on Hong Kong Island. Li Xianying got laxatives in a few minutes and poured the medicine into the soup.

Li Er took out a hundred yuan and stuffed it into the delivery boy's pocket.

"Don't worry! You are assisting the police in handling the case, and the government will compensate you for one day's food delivery expenses."

The delivery boy struggled and said: "I don't need to pay for the delivery, let me install the bug for you!"

Li Er used a sock to block the delivery boy's squeaking mouth.

Delivery boy: "Uh-huh--!"

Shuihua went upstairs with the food delivery basket, and Li Er got out of the car, temporarily taking over Shuihua's place, and looked at the hawker cart.

"Hey, offal guy, how do you sell your offal?" Suddenly a teenage boy asked Li Er.

"Uh——!" Li Er was embarrassed, and then he realized that the slobbery cart sold beef offal.

"Slobber, how do you sell beef offal?" Li Er asked in a low voice with the action team's microphone attached to the inside of his collar.

Drooling: "Three yuan and a bowl."

Li Er immediately said: "Three dollars and two."

The child asked: "Can three yuan be okay?"

Li Er decisively refused: "No!"

Li Er wanted to get rid of the child quickly, but of course he would not accept the price negotiation.

"Okay! Three dollars and two, three dollars and two, I want a bowl of beef offal, more tripe and less beef lungs." The child said with a shrewd look.

Li Er resignedly picked up the scissors and started cutting off the offal. Bai Anni in the car couldn't help laughing.

A kid who was buying beef offal found that the silly boss didn't use white radish as a base to fill the dish, and just scooped a big bowl full of offal for himself. The kid was so happy that he picked up the offal and ran away, forgetting to add the sauce.

Li Er wiped the scissors clean. He couldn't shout and hawk like a salivator, so he had to imitate other vendors, put on a lazy posture, and look at the passers-by in a daze.

"Boss, how do you sell offal?" a young couple asked.

Li Er: "Eight yuan a bowl."

The young couple said in astonishment: "So expensive? Others pay three or four yuan a bowl."

"If you can't afford it, don't buy it!" Li Er sneered. He was just afraid that the young couple would buy it.

"If you don't want to buy it, don't buy it. With this kind of attitude, you deserve to be sold offal!" the man of the young couple yelled.

"But I want to give it a try. Their offal is so expensive, so it must taste different." The woman wanted to buy Li Er's offal. After all, handsome offal guys like Li Er are rare.

"Okay, okay! Have a bowl!" the man said unhappily as he took out the money.

Li Er was very distressed. He had just watched Shuihua in the van and hadn't sold a bowl of beef offal for a long time. He had only taken over for a few minutes and there was already a steady flow of customers. Could it be that he had the talent to sell offal?

Li Er scooped a bowl of beef offal and cut it into pieces with scissors. Not to mention, Li Er used the scissors very smoothly.

"Haha, I said it's expensive for a reason! A bowl of beef offal is really beef offal, and they don't even add white radish as a base." The woman in the young couple laughed.

The man nodded with satisfaction. Li Er should indeed charge eight yuan for this bowl of genuine beef offal. Ten yuan is not too much.

Only then did Li Er realize that when selling offal, it seemed that three-quarters of the white radish was used as the base, and the thin layer on the outside was the offal.

Big loss.

"Takeaway, please open the door quickly!" Shuihua patted the doorway impatiently.

Most of the delivery boys at this time have this attitude, and their acting skills are really good.

A Thai man opened the door and let in the saliva.

Shuihua walked in and put the takeaway on the table.

"A total of sixty-eight yuan! Who gives it?" Shuihua stretched out his hand and said. He quickly checked the number of people in the living room. There were six people. There was no way to enter the room. There should be a few people there.

A Thai man who looked like a leader took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Shui Hua.

Shuihua paid him thirty yuan.

"Hey, there's still two dollars left!" the leading Thai man said miserably.

Shui Hua spat out another two dollars and gave it to the other party, picked up the take-out basket and turned around angrily to leave.

"Haha, the cunning Chinese like to take advantage of us Thais." The leading Thai said with a smile.

"Ouch!" Shui Hua accidentally turned his foot, and his body fell, almost falling to the floor. After standing up straight, he hurriedly walked towards the door.

"Hahahaha, stupid Chinaman!" A group of Thai people laughed at Shuihua's clumsy appearance.

"Report! The bug has been installed and is under the sofa." Shui Hua reported.

"Very good! Come down and change the shift!" As soon as Li finished speaking, his expression changed. He saw an acquaintance, a very troublesome acquaintance.


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