"Master, who are you drawing?" Matilda looked at the bad old man on the draft paper curiously.
'Jim Phelps'
Li Er pointed to the name on the manuscript paper.
"It just so happens that you are also a ghost. Check the information for me and see if you can find out who this old guy is."
Li Er's words made Matilda roll her eyes fiercely.
"How can you check just a name? At the very least, you need to know which country this person is from and what his occupation is."
Matilda said and suddenly reacted.
"Is this the person you want to draw?"
Li Er nodded. He was currently suspended and could not use the police force's internal computer to check information. This matter naturally fell on Matilda.
Who made her so curious that she wanted to reveal her identity? The greater her ability, the greater her workload. It must be her.
"Here -! It's just like this, you can figure it out yourself and find it."
Li Er handed the finished image to Matilda.
Matilda had just peeled an apple and handed it to Li Er. She didn't need to peel the apple to eat it herself, so she just picked up an apple, rubbed it and then bit it.
"Master, your painting is too abstract." Matilda ruthlessly complained about her master's painting skills while eating an apple.
Li Er looked at the image he drew with some embarrassment. Compared with the high-definition photo given by the system task, it seemed to be a little worse.
Well, just a little bit missing.
"Hurry up and get to work! So many words!" Li Er glared at Matilda angrily.
"What do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you." Li Er knew that Matilda must be hungry.
"Anything is fine, I want spicy food." Matilda said while turning on the computer.
"knew."
Li Er shook his head and went out. Matilda's current food taste was completely Chinese, and it was quite spicy.
Naturally, Li Er wouldn't actually buy food for Matilda. It's not like the hotel didn't have food delivery service. This guy ordered some Sichuan and Hunan dishes in the hotel restaurant and had them delivered to the room.
He just forgot an important thing and didn't call Judy Tang to tell her that the crisis had been resolved and now he had to call to make up for it.
"Hey -! Judy, it's okay, I've done it." Li Er said and rubbed his lower back subconsciously. Let's not talk about whether the process was pleasant or not, but it was indeed very hard.
"Huh! That's great! Thank you for your hard work, husband." Judy Tang said accurately on the other end of the phone.
"Well--!"
Li Er was said to be a little embarrassed.
"It's nothing, let's do this for now! I'm done."
The beautiful nurse wanted to say a few words to Li Er, but Li Er had already hung up the phone.
Killing that old guy named Jim will give you ten bottles of 'stamina-enhancing potion'. This matter is very important, so you must work on it quickly.
Who the hell said that Sir Li is so lazy?
'Behind every malicious slander, there is a keyboard warrior dog author.
"Matilda, how's the check going?"
Li Er bought two cups of frozen lemon tea that Matilda loved to drink downstairs. After this precious apprentice got the bonus of being a lover, his treatment was immediately different.
Matilda had already eaten in her room and just needed a cold drink.
"Press, press—! Master, give it to me."
Matilda kept holding the chopsticks in her hands and tilted her head so that her mouth could just reach the straw of the frozen lemon tea.
"Master, take a look, these twelve people are all named Jim Phelps, and they are all old guys." Matilda pouted at the screen on her laptop.
Li Er quickly came over to check the information compiled by Matilda.
Matilda was indeed very attentive in helping Li Er find people, but unfortunately these people were not Li Er's targets, they were just somewhat similar to the target person's image on the system.
"Master, can't you?" Matilda knew how to look.
"Not very good." Li Er shook his head and smiled: "Don't be too hasty, we still have time."
"Master, what are you looking for this person for?" Matilda asked curiously.
She had just logged into the killer guild websites in Europe and America, and found no bounty related to Jim Phelps, ruling out the possibility of a huge bounty.
"This old guy has bad morals. He doesn't give up his seat to young people. He spits and defecates everywhere. I want to do justice for God and make the earth pure."
Li Er is always unreasonable when he slanders ghosts. After all, Westerners also slander Chinese people in the same way.
""Of course Matilda didn't believe a word of it.
'You know so much, how come you don't even know where the person is?'
"Okay, I'll help you find it after dinner!"
Matilda had exercised a lot just now, and she was really hungry.
"Look for it slowly, don't be in a hurry." Li Er took out a bottle of milk from the Mustard Seed Space to reward his precious apprentice.
This guy has an eye for accepting disciples online. Whether it's Bo Anne or Matilda, they are all really helpful.
Two days later.
Li Er and Matilda got off the plane at the Paris airport.
Otherwise, Matilda is a genius. The passport she forged for Li Er actually passed the airport security check. Li Er's current name is Caesar, and he is a blond and blue-eyed guy who is even more evil than Matilda.
Ghost guy.
"Master, let's go back to the hotel quickly and change your outfit!" Matilda said softly.
Although Li Er disguised himself as a white ghost, his body language has deep oriental characteristics, and due to time constraints, the skin on his hands did not have time to put on makeup. Of course, wearing gloves can also hide it, but it is always
Unreliable.
"I don't want it. I think I'm very handsome like this. Can't I be a ghost guy with Chinese characteristics?" Li Er shook his head with confidence: "I also want to speak very accurate Mandarin."
"Well--!"
Matilda pinched her eyebrows in pain. It's not that there are no ghosts with China connections, but it's just too conspicuous. The identity of 'Caesar' is simply made up temporarily. At worst, she will give up by then.
"Okay! Should we go back to the hotel first, or go shopping for something to eat first? I want to rent a car."
Matilda has long wanted to race cars. As she and Li Er are now in a relationship, she is naturally capable of driving.
"It doesn't matter, you decide!" Li Er said nonchalantly.
Regarding Paris, although Li Er was revisiting his hometown, Matilda was born and raised there, so it was always right to listen to her.
"Okay! Leave it all to me!"
Matilda happily opened her hands and took a deep breath. When she left Paris, she was a helpless and confused little girl. Now she has a bulging pocket and has learned a lot of skills.
"Master, tell me, if the killer guilds in Europe knew you were back, would they cry in fear?" Matilda whispered with a wicked laugh.
Taro Yoshimura is indeed the nightmare of the European killer guilds. Now the European killer guilds strictly prohibit talking about this pervert who is good at using poison to make people prolapse their anuses.
On the path by the Seine River, Matilda stepped diligently on the stone pavement, while Li Er pulled the trolley case boredly. It was naturally empty, and this guy was just pretending.
"Master, just stay here! It looks very nice here." Matilda stopped at an open-air western restaurant next to the river.
Li Er nodded, pulled up a chair and sat down.
The weather in this damn place in Paris is really nice. Anyway, Li Er wears a T-shirt and a jacket and it's neither too cold nor too hot.
Matilda was busy ordering food. She had a lot of favorite hometown dishes. She didn't have the money to order them before, but now she had to indulge in them.
Not long after Li Er sat down, he saw a guy walking very coquettishly walking over.
"Oh——! It smells so good, it smells so good——! Which beauty is it that smells so delicious!"
"Ouch! It turns out to be our red bean beauty, hmm! She smells so good." The coquettish man kissed a beautiful woman with a coquettish smile on his face.
"Hey, hey, hey—! Do you want to be so disgusting? I'm a ghost, and I think you two are a bit too open."
"I'll give you two hundred dollars. Let's find a small hotel and have a blast." Li Er took out two hundred dollars very carefully.
Zhou Hai and Hong Dou were stunned.
‘Fuck off the street, this blond ghost guy speaks Chinese so well.’
"Haha——! Brother, you really like to joke. If I hadn't turned around, I would have thought you were a fellow countryman by the sound of your voice?"
Zhou Hai said this and took away the two hundred yuan from Li's hand without any slow movement.
Don’t give money in vain.
Li Er's makeup skills are still difficult to see through given Zhou Hai and Hong Dou's skills.
"That's all I'm saying, I'm glad you Orientals speak English, can't I learn Chinese?" Li Er snorted angrily.
"Uh--! Brother, you are so interesting." Zhou Hai spread his hands and smiled: "That's what I said, but your Chinese level is really, this, this."
Zhou Hai tried his best to show his thumbs up.
Matilda, who came back from ordering food, was stunned for a moment when she saw Zhou Hai chatting with Li Er.
She knew Yuan Haoyun.
"Honey, what is this?"
Matilda blinked smartly, as if she didn't understand the situation.
"We just met. This is my wife, Natalie." Li Er said casually.
"Uh——!" Zhou Hai and Hong Dou looked at each other.
The two of them were a little autistic because of Li Er's mouthful of words with Chinese characteristics. Is this a ghost guy or really a ghost guy? I'm afraid he's not a Chinese wearing a ghost guy's skin.
"Hello!"
"Zhou Runfa!"
"Zhong Chuhong!"
Zhou Hai and Hongdouhu made up two names.
Then the two of them looked at Li Er. It seemed that this familiar guy hadn't introduced himself yet.
"I am Caesar, and I still have a Chinese name!"
"The surname is Cao and the given name is Mengde."
Zhou Hai felt dizzy. Does this guy know who Cao Mengde is?
"Your girlfriend is so beautiful!" Hongdou complimented casually.
Matilda smiled indifferently, her face was made up by Qiao, it didn't matter whether she was beautiful or not, it was just an identity.
Li Er nodded in agreement: "Natalie is indeed the prettier among my many girlfriends."
The expressions of Zhou Hai and Hong Dou immediately became strange, and they looked at Matilda with both eyes.
Matilda actually nodded in agreement.
Zhou Hai and Hongdou were dumbfounded. As expected, the ghost guy was still having fun. ()
