The efficiency of master and apprentice Li Er and Matilda is still very high.
Of course, this mainly involves making money, otherwise a month or two would be a normal operation for Sir Li.
Matilda has been sent to the East End to cause trouble, apparently to divert some of the London police forces away.
In fact, Li Er felt that she was in the way and was affecting his speed of stuffing things into the mustard space.
"Master, it's already one o'clock in the morning, can I set off the cannon?"
Matilda squatted boredly on the south bank of the Thames. There were anti-tank missile cannons beside her, no more, no less, exactly ten.
Li Erzheng was putting a copy of "Proverbs of Female History" from the Eastern Jin Dynasty into the mustard space, and was embarrassed when he heard Matilda's words.
He was so preoccupied with returning the national treasure that had been exiled overseas to his own Chinese hands that he completely forgot to tell Matilda to fire a 'salute'.
"Let it go! Evacuate immediately after releasing it. I'm busy here."
As he spoke, Li Er reached out and picked up a bronze from the Shang and Zhou dynasties. He had just seen the catalog of items on display at the British Museum of Stolen Products. There were more than 20,000 Chinese cultural relics alone. Time was tight and the tasks were heavy. He was very busy tonight.
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‘I am really born to work hard’
Li Er shook his head and sighed, and continued to work hard.
At the same time, Matilda, who received Li Er's answer, jumped up excitedly from the stone pier she was sitting on. She had never played with anti-tank shells. She spent some time in order to make ten cannons fire at once.
The guy rope was set up just to listen to this extraordinary cannon fire.
"boom--!"
This night will never be forgotten by the people of London. They were sleeping peacefully at home, but the wife on the left and the baby on the right were suddenly woken up by the bombing.
Matilda did not expect that the power of the ten missiles would be so powerful, so she quickly ran away.
In less than ten minutes, the south bank of the Thames River where the missile was launched was surrounded by various British police forces, and several military vehicles even drove into the city.
On the other side, Li Er, who worked tirelessly, hummed an unknown ditty and busily moved things around. Finally, at dawn, the British Museum was cleaned up.
‘British bitch’
Li Er rubbed his sore waist and cursed in his mind that the British must have worked tirelessly to move the whole world back then, but now they only suffered for themselves.
As soon as Li Er returned to his residence, Matilda came over in a hurry.
"Master, we are in serious trouble. Now London has been closed down. Please inform your friends to evacuate immediately!"
Matilda still thought that Li Ershou had a group of strange people working for him. Now that the whole city of London was under lockdown, it was impossible to transport the stolen things out.
"Is there such a big commotion?"
On the way back, Li Er also noticed that a police car whizzed past every few minutes. He was not found, so it could only be Matilda's fault.
Matilda described to Li Er the grand occasion last night when ten missiles exploded in the air.
Li Er: "."
"Go away, go away!" Li Er didn't care that he hadn't slept all night, and now he was terribly sleepy, so he quickly packed up his clothes and ran away.
"My friends are all well-known local people, so there is no need to worry about them."
"Okay!" Matilda had already made preparations. It would be very easy for just the two of them to leave the city.
Due to the horrific explosion that occurred last night, the British Museum is closed today, but museum staff will still check the equipment as usual.
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"Did we not wake up, or did we go to the wrong place?" Museum Manager A asked Museum Manager B next to him.
"Keke, you made the right move." Administrator B slapped himself hard, then slapped Administrator A.
"Ah——!" If they remembered correctly, the glass display case in front of them should contain "Arabian Bronze Hands", one of the treasures of the British Museum.
The two administrators ran inside in horror.
"Call the police and report that the museum has been stolen."
"Received, we have called the police, secured the scene, and counted the number of stolen cultural relics." The person in charge of security at the museum was flustered but calm.
"This, this, this!" Museum Administrator A and Administrator B stood in a daze with cold hands and feet.
The two of them looked at the clean exhibition hall. Is it necessary to make statistics?
It was all stolen.
Administrators of other exhibition halls also reported that the exhibition halls they were responsible for had been stolen.
"Is today April Fool's Day?"
The head of museum security subconsciously glanced at the calendar hanging on the wall.
In the picture of the calendar, the Queen of England is holding a cake in her left hand and crossing her arms with her right hand, smiling very Britishly elegant and aristocratic.
The people of Europe collapsed once again.
Li Er didn't know this. He was lying in the first-class cabin flying to the United States to catch up on his sleep.
Since the name is "American Thieves", of course they want to sell a few valuable things in the old American territory, at least they must be particularly famous cultural relics.
Otherwise, how can we maintain the name of America in the Demon Thief Group?
When it comes to cultivating fire, Li Er is definitely a self-taught genius.
Matilda was not sitting next to Li Er. Her disguised identity did not recognize Li Er's identity, and the conditions of her disguised identity did not support flying in first class. At this time, she was painfully squeezed in the economy class.
There was a fat, talkative black man sitting next to me.
"If you talk again, believe it or not, I will knock out all your teeth?" Matilda warned angrily in a low voice.
"Haha, you must be joking."
Fat black people feel good about themselves. Who makes Matilda so beautiful? Even if she is disguised, she must be disguised as a beautiful and hot American girl.
If she disguises herself as a bearded rough guy like Li Er, no one will definitely talk to her.
Unexpectedly, I saw that several flight attendants who wanted to pass small cards to meet rich people in first class took the initiative to screen out Li Er because he was too rough-looking and couldn't talk.
"Hello sir, there is turbulent airflow in front of the plane. Let me help you fasten your seat belt!"
The service in first class is good, and the flight attendant helps fasten seat belts, but in economy class, passengers are only informed and allowed to fasten their seat belts by themselves.
"No, don't call me if you have nothing to do."
Although the stewardess had big breasts, Li Er didn't even open his eyes and fastened his seat belt by himself.
Matilda in the economy class couldn't stand the fat black man's nagging, so when no one was paying attention, she knocked him out with a knife, and the world became quiet.
Hong Kong Island.
News of the chaos in Europe naturally reached Hong Kong Island. Some mourned, some were angry, and some laughed.
Of course, there is more discussion about the "American Thieves".
This gang of thieves really brings too much face to their colleagues and makes them envious and jealous.
Many people who sell stolen goods are secretly exchanging information with each other. As long as the benefits are big enough, these guys are all daring people.
