"You go to the intersection where the car is parked and wait for me first!"
This time, classmate Xiaowen was relatively experienced. She didn't panic at all and woke up Li Er very calmly.
"Okay!" This was Li Er's second time stealing someone, and he no longer had the panic of yesterday.
The guy calmly put on his pants, walked to the balcony, and then jumped off the balcony.
'It's this xiaolongbao girl again.'
After Li Er jumped downstairs, he waved to classmate Xiaowen on the third floor, and saw Shen Jiayi peeking on the second floor.
"I didn't mean to peek at you."
Shen Jiayi shook her hands in panic. Suddenly her eyes lit up and she pointed at an old-fashioned boy wearing black-rimmed glasses not far behind Li Er.
"Xu Bochun, please explain it to me quickly." Shen Jiayi shouted loudly. She actually came out to chase Xu Bochun downstairs, and happened to meet Li Er jumping from the building again.
The man with black-rimmed glasses held a flute in his hand, and he looked at Li Er with disbelief.
"You are sick. You have been playing dead music downstairs so early in the morning. The dead people in your family are playing music in your own home!" Li Eryi slapped the man with black-rimmed glasses on the head.
No wonder I heard a grinding noise early in the morning. I bet it was this idiot who was spreading his wings downstairs to court a mate.
"That's right, disturbing the people early in the morning."
Shen Jiayi quietly agreed with Li Er, mainly because the flute played by Xu Bochun was too ugly, and the man was too ugly, and she felt so embarrassed.
"You, you, you -!" Xu Bochun pointed at Li Er like a thunderbolt, and he felt his heart was broken and shattered.
"How did you jump out of Shen Jiayi's room?"
Xu Bochun felt like his whole body was torn apart. Shen Jiayi was so pure and quiet, and was recognized as a goddess by all the boys in the school.
But early in the morning, a disheveled man walked out of Shen Jiayi's room. No matter how dim his mind was, Xu Bochun understood what was going on.
Shen Jiayi felt that she was about to burst. Xu Bochun, are you blind? You deserve it. You are short-sighted. Didn't you see that this person jumped from the third floor?
However, Shen Jiayi jumped from the third floor easily, even if it was the second time she saw him, Shen Jiayi still felt extremely shocked.
"What's so weird about this? We slept together last night. Get lost. If you let me see you harassing my girlfriend again, I'll break your legs." Li Er said and was about to lift his feet.
Li Er's aura was so powerful that Xu Bochun was so frightened that he ran away. This fool didn't even want his own bicycle.
When Shen Jiayi heard Li Er's words, her vision went dark and she almost fell down from the balcony.
"What nonsense did you just say?" Shen Jiayi was so angry that her whole body trembled.
"Hey——! You don't need to thank me!" Li Er seemed to not understand what Shen Jiayi meant, and waved his hand in a friendly manner: "Come in quickly! It's everyone's responsibility to get rid of the toads."
Shen Jiayi took a deep breath to avoid being stunned by Li Er.
"You didn't zip up your pants!" Shen Jiayi snorted angrily.
Li Er lowered his head, damn, he really forgot to unzip.
Shen Jiayi turned around proudly and went back to the room, but her face turned red behind her ears.
‘Bah——! Who doesn’t wear underwear so early in the morning?’
Classmate Xiaowen’s home.
"Xiaowen, it's still early today, why do you need to pack breakfast?"
"Wouldn't it be better to go to school after eating?"
Xiaowen's mother asked curiously when she saw Xiaowen's classmate loading breakfast into the breakfast box.
Doesn’t this little girl hate bringing lunch boxes the most?
"But I'm not hungry yet, Mom, please help me pack lunch so it can go faster."
Classmate Xiaowen rolled her eyes as she spoke: "I'll take the bus to school today, give me ten yuan."
Xiaowen's mother generously gave one hundred, knowing that everything in her daughter's school was very expensive.
When Xiaowen's father washed up and sat at the dining table, Xiaowen's classmate had already ran out of the door carrying several food boxes.
"Honey, what did you do today? You just ordered breakfast and you didn't prepare my share?" Xiaowen's father asked with a stinky face.
"How is that possible?" As soon as Xiaowen's mother finished speaking, she turned around and was slapped in the face.
She got up early in the morning and made breakfast for three people. As a result, classmate Xiaowen took away two portions, and not a single one of the most delicious steamed shrimp dumplings was left.
"This damn girl, didn't she say she had no appetite?" Xiaowen's mother was numb.
"No, what should I do?"
"You're going out to eat today, so I'll give you ten yuan." Xiaowen's mother squeezed out ten yuan from her pocket.
"Ten yuan is enough for what to eat! Give me fifteen!"
"Only ten yuan! Do you want me to love you?" Xiaowen's mother is experienced and knows that men can't be spoiled.
The other side.
Classmate Xiaowen didn't learn anything from her mother. She sat in the passenger seat, poked the breakfast with a toothpick and fed it into Li Er's mouth.
"It's delicious! My mother is not very good at cooking, but she is very good at making these breakfasts, pastries and so on."
Xiaowen's father's share of breakfast was naturally taken away by his good daughter. Otherwise, girls are said to be outgoing.
"Yeah! It's delicious!" Li Er was in a good mood while eating the breakfast fed by his little girlfriend.
"Hehe, take a sip of soy milk. My mother made it herself. It's just hot. Be careful not to get burned."
Classmate Xiaowen thoughtfully handed the soy milk cup to Li Er's mouth.
Li Er took a sip without taking his hands off the steering wheel. The bean flavor was indeed very strong.
"You can eat it yourself, don't patronize mine." The more Li Er looked at the little girl, the more he liked her.
Classmate Xiaowen pointed out a path to Li Er, and this time Li Er quickly arrived at the school gate.
"Honey, pick me up after school!" Xiaowen didn't forget to give her boyfriend a sweet kiss before getting off the bus.
"I may not be free!" Li Er really didn't want to pick up the little girl after school.
"Hmph——! Anyway, I'll wait for you till death!"
Classmate Xiaowen said harsh words, but the expression on her face was that she would cry the next second if you don't agree.
"Okay, okay, I'll come pick you up after school."
"Oh, Xiaode, you have only been back to China for a few days, and now you have deceived a little girl?"
Li Er didn't even need to turn his head. He knew it was his female neighbor Tang Ning just by hearing the voice. Tang Ning's voice was very recognizable.
Before Li Er could do anything, classmate Xiao Wen immediately looked at Tang Ning warily, and took a step forward to hold Li Er's hand tightly.
"Sister Ningning, do you know her?"
Xiao Wen and Tang Zhen were classmates. She often saw Tang Ning coming to school to pick Tang Zhen up and down. Naturally, she knew Tang Ning, but Tang Ning had no impression of Xiao Wen.
Tang Ning is a rather utilitarian person, and people from ordinary family backgrounds like classmate Xiaowen simply cannot catch her eye.
"Oh——! Little girl, you are quite jealous!"
Tang Ning gave Miss Xiaowen a funny look. Miss Xiaowen did have all her thoughts written on her face, but that's right, she was just a bit older.
Uh--! That's not right either.
Li Er saw that the little girl Tang Zhen next to Tang Ning was also very young, so he was very scheming.
"You're right, what's the point of being jealous if you eat randomly?" Li Er pretended to criticize his little girlfriend.
"Don't look at how old she is. She is already qualified to be my mother. Aunt Ning, why don't you send your child to school?"
As soon as Li Er finished speaking, classmate Xiao Wen let out a "poof", and there was no trace of jealousy anymore.
Tang Ning's face darkened and she stared at Li Er fiercely.
Li Er was baffled. Sure enough, women cannot say they are older. The truth is like a knife!
"This is my sister!" Tang Ning snorted coldly.
Tang Ning thought that Li Er had gone to the United States very early, and that although the two families lived close to each other, they were in different circles. This guy probably didn't mean to ridicule him.
"Brother Fu, you don't remember me! I am Zhenzhen." Little girl Tang Zhen interrupted at the right time, breaking up the tense atmosphere.
"I don't remember!" Li Er curled his lips.
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Little girl Tang Zhen looked embarrassed. This man was really a mood-killer. How could he answer the question?
In fact, she didn't really remember Li Er.
"Zhenzhen, let's go!" Instead, classmate Xiaowen eased the embarrassment and pulled Tangzhen towards school.
Mainly because she wanted to get to know her boyfriend too much. What was annoying was that this man would teach her all kinds of new skills whenever they were alone, so she didn't even have time to ask.
It's great for Tang Zhen to meet her boyfriend.
And with Tang Zhen’s completely harmless appearance, classmate Xiao Wen felt that she could feel at ease.
"snort--!"
"Hmph——!"
Li Er and Tang Ning looked at each other disgustedly, each hummed a few times, one drove and the other rode away.
Jingcheng Middle School.
Xu Bochun had a dying expression on his face as soon as he returned to the classroom.
"Hey -! Xu Bochun, there is a death in your family, why do you look like this?" Ke Jingteng is as mean as Li Er.
"It's over, it's over, we're all done." Xu Bochun hit his head on the desk nervously.
"Xu Bochun, you are crazy!" Xie Minghe, Cao Guosheng and several other friends gathered around.
"We have no chance!"
Xu Bochun choked with despair, "Shen Jiayi let someone sleep with her."
