As soon as Li Er returned to the office, he called Jian Huizhen in.
"Sir Li, is this too simple? The reports in the newspapers are very exaggerated!" Jian Huizhen said with a grimace.
Li Er nodded: "Simple is a bit simpler, but that's the fact. You should work harder to polish it up and make the content more substantial. I'm not in a hurry now. Leave it to me next week."
It's easy to be lazy, but hard to be diligent.
Since Jian Huizhen was transferred to the cid department, Li Er hasn't written a report for a long time. It's not that he can't write, and it's not that he would be worse than Jian Huizhen in writing reports. It's just that it's too easy and too enjoyable to become lazy. Of course,
Jian Huizhen's report was indeed written in more detail.
"Go out and get busy! I'll treat you to tea at noon!" Li Er waved and smiled.
Jian Huizhen: "..."
"You already said you would invite everyone, it's really a multipurpose thing." Jian Huizhen said sarcastically.
After Li Er signed the documents compiled by Jian Huizhen, he walked out of the office.
Psychological Counseling Department.
‘Knock knock!’
"Please come in!"
Li Er pushed the door open and walked in, closing the door smoothly.
This guy smiled when he saw Li Xin'er was the only one in the room.
"Has Director Liu not returned from his business trip?" Li Erxiao asked.
Li Xin'er rolled her eyes at Li Er: "You know she's on a business trip, but you still come!"
"Director Liu is on a business trip, isn't her most proud student here? It's the same, it's the same. Please sign it for me!" Li Er said with a grin.
This guy definitely picked this time specifically.
"I am not a government employee and am not qualified to sign." Li Xin'er spread her hands and smiled.
Li Er was stunned: "You're not, then you've eaten several of my breakfasts in vain?"
Li Xin'er smiled happily: "That's because you didn't ask clearly, what does it have to do with me?"
"That's not right! Eagle came here just the day before yesterday, and Director Liu was also on a business trip. Didn't you provide him with psychological counseling?" Li Er looked at Li Xin'er suspiciously.
Li Xin'er looked at Li Er's scrutinizing eyes with a smile. How could an excellent psychological counselor let others see through her inner thoughts?
The Li Er in front of me is definitely the most diligent policeman in the psychological counseling department.
'House Lane Wooden House Case', 'Jinsha Jewelry Convention and Exhibition Robbery Case', 'Golden Rooster Building Murder Case', Li Xin'er has only been an intern with his mentor for half a year, and has already experienced Li Er's three shooting cases. Every time he fired
Guns have killed criminals. Is this guy born as a god of death?
Li Er came this time because of the "shooting incident at Sha Tsui Pier". At that time, Li Er shot and killed one of Tan Cheng's gunmen in order to save the Ma Army.
"Sir Li, it's really hard for me to do this!" Li Xin'er picked up the newspaper on the table and said with a smile.
This is the latest news today, the "Shootout at Fragrant Hill Villa in Wan Chai District". The number of criminals killed and injured in the team led by Li Er was as high as 26. Although Li Er's official detailed report has not yet been released, the newspaper has already reported it.
Li Er killed three bandit leaders, and Li Xin'er guessed that there must be more than three.
Li Er: "You still laugh when it's hard to do?"
Li Xin'er: "If I don't laugh, will it look good if I cry?"
Li Er said seriously: "You can try."
Li Xin'er: "..."
Li Er found a chair and sat down.
"Sir Li, are you addicted to killing?" Li Xin'er asked suspiciously.
"Of course not!" Li Er said affirmatively: "This is how the police catch thieves."
"No, you are the one who has killed the most people." Li Xin'er pointed to the recliner next to her: "You sit on this chair."
Li Er shook his head decisively: "There's something weird about that chair in your psychological counseling department. I feel like falling asleep every time I sit on it."
"That's right! I just want you to relax, otherwise I wouldn't be able to provide you with psychological counseling." Although Li Xin'er said she didn't want to help Li Er, she still took out her notepad.
Li Er smiled. Of course he had checked that Li Xin'er could sign on her behalf when Director Liu was away.
"Okay! Let's get started!" Li Er walked to the recliner next to Li Xin'er and sat down.
"Sir Li, let me remind you first that everyone is created equal. Even criminals who have committed the most heinous crimes have the right to survive. If you continue to do things according to your own rules of good and evil, you will lose yourself sooner or later." Li Xin'er tried hard to remain calm.
He said with a serious face.
"Understood!" Li Er nodded seriously and said.
Li Xin'er had a headache and glared at Li Er fiercely.
"I understand and you're still perfunctory with me?"
Li Er frowned: "Do I have it?"
Li Xin'er said with certainty: "You have it!"
"Okay! Do you think the victims killed by criminals have the right to live?" Li Er asked.
Li Xin'er shook her head and started writing on her notepad.
Li Er quickly raised his hand to hold Li Xin'er's right hand holding the pen.
"The conversation just now was between friends. Didn't you already start it? Delete it quickly!"
Li Xin'er shook her head proudly: "The psychological counseling has started from the moment you walked in. Isn't it the first time you met me?"
"Whatever you want! I've known for a long time that it's hard to raise a villain with a woman." Li Er smiled and lay down again.
"You just know it!" Li Xin'er smiled nonchalantly.
Li Er also had a headache. He had met his opponent. Li Xin'er was the kind of woman who was hard to be angered.
"You are not a police officer and do not understand the fear in our hearts. Do you think we are not afraid when criminals hold guns? Or do you think that the government's monthly salary of 1,800 yuan means that we should be fearless?"
Li Xin'er shook her head.
Li Er said sincerely: "I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. I'm afraid of every action. When we fight hand-to-hand, it's me who is lying down when I shoot slowly. Not every police officer in our operations department has the opportunity to come back for psychological evaluation."
Yes, those colleagues who died in the line of duty and raised the flag did not do anything wrong. The only thing they did wrong was to shoot slowly."
Li Xin'er's eyes flashed with sadness.
Li Er was overjoyed and kept a heavy expression on his face: "Since everyone is created equal, we police officers also have the right to live. Sometimes we will die if we don't shoot. If we can make the enemy surrender with our mouths, I hope so."
Standing a hundred kilometers away, shouting to each other with loudspeakers."
Li Xin'er nodded.
She is still too naive, or maybe Li Er, the assassin hidden in the police force, is too cunning.
In order to pass the psychological counseling review, Li Er bought psychological books that were suitable for review and studied them diligently.
"You just said that I come to the psychological counseling department the most often. That's because I perform the most tasks. If you check my previous records, you should be able to see that when I was a patrol policeman, I also carried a gun every day, but I
There is no record of drawing a gun once. Do you think I don’t like to be like the big bosses in the administrative department, blowing on the air conditioner in the police station every day, locking the police gun in the drawer, taking it out every once in a while to clean it, and becoming a kind gun?
"?" Li Er pretended to smile bitterly.
"I have never drawn a gun when I arrested hawkers and raided gambling stalls before, because I know that they are different from those gangsters who kill people. They are just looking for petty advantages and want to make some money. They have not killed anyone, and the police are far away from them.
A hundred meters away, they would scare themselves away."
"Then you mean, you shot in self-defense?" Li Xin'er frowned.
"Not exactly, but every time I shoot, it must be because of the need for action." Li Er said seriously: "Otherwise, I will never shoot easily."
"I hate shooting, especially when I have to write a report after every shooting. I told you not to be angry, and don't think that just because you are beautiful, I will like to see you. In fact, I am annoyed every time I see you.
"Yes." Li Er said awkwardly.
Li Xin'er glared at Li Er as fiercely as she did.
"I don't like you coming here again?" Li Xin'er snorted coldly.
"Are you serious? I can roll around non-stop now." Li Er stood up excitedly.
"You think so well, lie down!" Li Xin'er yelled angrily.
Li Er lay down on the recliner in disappointment.
"I will give you a hypnosis test now. It can relieve your tension. Don't resist."
Li Xin'er took off a silver-white necklace from her neck.
"Okay!" Li Er said with a smile, but at the same time his heart trembled.
"Hey! Your hands!" Li Xin'er pointed to Li Er's fisted hands: "Relax, I can't help you if you don't relax."
"It's okay, I'm a very strange person. When I relax, I clenched my fists." Li Er said nonsensically.
Li Xin'er silently forced Li Er's palm open, and then held Li's palm with her own.
"Look at the necklace on my hand, look at the pendant in the middle, ah! What are you looking at me for? Are you looking at my breasts?" Li Xin'er screamed.
"Don't do it. You can explain. I didn't notice you took off the necklace just now. I thought you asked me to look at the necklace on your chest." Li Er quickly said: "But to be honest, your breasts are so small."
"You are seeking death! Look at the necklace on my hand. There are several police officers who want to see psychological counseling today. I don't have time." Li Xin'er scolded.
Of course, Li Er couldn't let Li Xin'er be hypnotized. When he looked at the necklace on Li Xin'er's hand, he had already called up the system, and then shrank his consciousness into the system.
"Well, yes, relax, relax slowly, imagine that you are in your own home now, I am not your counselor, I am your best friend, and you..."
Li Xin'er: "..."
"Li Er, hello! Hello! Li Er!" Li Xin'er had a headache. She heard Li Er's rhythmic snoring, and the guy fell asleep again.
Li Xin'er slowly opened Li Er's hand and walked towards the desk.
"Teacher, I was wrong. I want to change my internship partner. This Li Er is too difficult and I can't handle it!" Li Xin'er called her teacher to complain.
Director Liu replied with four words: "You have a beautiful idea."
Director Liu also has a headache with this guy Li Er who hates gods and ghosts. Li Er is too defensive. Every time Director Liu asks a question, Li Er has to wait half a second before answering. It is obvious that this guy has gone through every sentence.
I spoke after thinking about it in my head.
Li Xin'er was about to hang up the phone.
"Wait!" Director Liu said.
Li Xin'er: "Teacher, is there anything else?"
Director Liu was silent for a long time before he said: "Xin'er, you have to be careful about Li Er, this person is very dangerous."
"Ah??" Li Xin'er turned to look at Li Er, who was lying on the chair sleeping soundly. Apart from being a little smoother, Li Xin'er didn't think Li Er was irritable. Instead, he was Ma Jun, who came for psychological consultation in the morning.
A little more dangerous.
Li Xin'er carefully studied Li Er's resume. Li Er's behavioral discipline in the police force was very good. He even received many letters of commendation. How could such a person be in danger?
Li Xin'er doesn't understand.
Li Er slept until lunch time and then saw Li Xin'er looking at him with resentment.
Li Xin'er: "Li Er, did you do it on purpose?"
Li Er shook his head honestly: "How is this possible? I really fell asleep. You are a psychological counselor. There is no way you don't know whether I am really sleeping or fake sleeping."
Li Xin'er nodded sadly. She was sure that Li Er was really asleep, but she also had an intuition that Li Er must be hiding something from her, but she just didn't find it. (Narrator: A woman's terrible intuition.)
Li Xin'er had no choice but to sign Li Er's psychological counseling review form. This case had been delayed for too long.
