Li Er stood on the side of the road and stared blankly at a motorcycle passing in front of him.
'Why does this car look so familiar?'
"The Yan family is carrying it! Isn't this my big pedal car? The license plate hasn't even been changed."
"Keep the change, please."
Li Er threw a hundred yuan to the owner of the shrimp cake stall and was about to drive after his scooter.
The other party actually turned around and ran back.
"Monk, it is indeed the gold-rimmed glasses. He is not wearing glasses today."
Zhou Yiwen was a wretched man, but his eyesight was very good. The prawn cakes in Li's hand covered part of his face, but he could still recognize him.
"He doesn't have an electric baton in his hand, go fuck him!" He Tianyou jumped up from the back seat of the scooter with great joy.
"Hey! You bastard, be careful of my car." When Li Er saw Zhou Yiwen didn't have a motorcycle leg support, he was about to run over and cursed angrily.
Zhou Yiwen was scolded inexplicably.
'This isn't your fucking car.'
However, he also remembered that there was a weapon in the seat of his motorcycle, so he immediately opened it and took out two steel pipes.
He Tianyou had already run in front of Li Er, and he hit Li Er's cheek with a left hook.
"Hey, it seems like you haven't read any books at first glance. Of course, a straight line is the shortest between two points." Li Er spoke in a gruff manner, and he seemed to have a low number of words, but he was very fast in punching.
A straight punch went straight to He Tianyou's face.
‘Boom——!’
He Tianyou seemed to have been pressed on the pause button, his whole body stagnantly stopped in place, and even the left hook he swung at Li Er stopped on the side of Li Er's face.
"Monk!" Zhou Yiwen called out He Tianyou's name in surprise. Among the entire prince gang, Monk was the best at beating him.
Li Er retracted his fist.
He Tianyou's nose was so beaten that he fainted.
Zhou Yiwen quickly hugged He Tianyou who fell back.
"Fuck--!" Zhou Yiwen raised his head and looked at Li Er.
I found this guy with one hand in his pocket and eating shrimp cakes leisurely.
Zhou Yiwen put down He Tianyou angrily and swept towards Li Er with sticks in both hands.
Li Er quickly took a step back to avoid Zhou Yiwen's steel pipe.
It's really not easy to break Zhou Yiwen's way of swinging his stick indiscriminately.
"Hey! Don't knock over my fried stall, you two." The stall owner shouted loudly.
The boss's words reminded Li Er.
Li Er bit the shrimp cake in his hand, turned around and picked up the boss's fried shrimp cake pan with both hands.
"Go home and take a shower."
Li Er poured a pot of oil on Zhou Yiwen.
Zhou Yiwen was proud of Li Er, but the hero was also afraid of messing with sticks, so suddenly a pot of hot oil was thrown in his face.
"Ah——!" Zhou Yiwen covered his face with his hands and howled in pain, his hands and feet were visibly blistered.
"Hey——! Your gas money." Li Er grabbed the boss who ran away.
The boss was stunned for a moment. Yes, the tools for committing the crime were his, but he didn't throw the oil, not to mention the thousands of dollars that he had put into his hand.
The young man is very particular, so he must not know his job.
"Young man, run away! These two people are gangsters. If they are caught, you will be hacked to death."
The boss reminded Li Er in a low voice to hold on to the money in his hand, because this time he really ran away.
"Well--!"
Li Er lowered his head and glanced at He Tianyou, who was sleeping soundly, and Zhou Yiwen, who was rolling on the floor in pain.
It's not that he looks down on these gangsters, it's just that there are too many people who want to kill him, Li Laoer, and he's not still alive and kicking now.
The boss had already run away, so Li Er picked up the clip and put three or four pieces of shrimp cakes into the food bag before leaving.
Hospital.
"Ah——! I must kill him, I must kill him." He Tianyou looked at Zhou Yiwen, who was bandaged like a mummy, with his anger meter full.
He was just knocked unconscious by Li Er, and his nose had already been pulled back to its original position by the doctor.
"Monk, what's going on?" Li Zhilong and two other gangsters from the Prince Gang asked.
"We met that electric baton boy." He Tianyou clenched his fists.
Li Zhilong's eyes lit up: "Is he the one who killed the Masa boss?"
Now, dozens of people all over Monga are looking for the electric baton boy. If he catches him first, he will definitely be in the limelight.
"Oh! Yes, inform the other corner bosses in Menga that we encountered an electric baton boy on Yiwu Street." He Tianyou said quickly.
"Okay -!" Li Zhilong agreed readily, but in fact he didn't really want to inform the other bosses too quickly.
As for Zhou Yiwen being beaten so badly, Li Zhilong really didn't take it to heart.
Zhou Yiwen was not the yellow paper brother he had played with since childhood. At that time, it was to give He Tianyou face that Zhou Yiwen was allowed to join their Prince Gang.
"What did you say? Awen is my son?" Gray Wolf emo'd.
No, when I ran away to Japan, I just casually had a blast with Zhou's mother, and now I have such a big boy.
"If you don't want to admit it, forget it." Zhou's mother lowered her head and cried.
Gray Wolf wanted to see if the big boy looked like him, but unfortunately, Zhou Yiwen was bandaged too tightly, only his two eyes and nostrils were exposed, and his eyes were still closed.
"Who did this? Who the hell did this?" the gray wolf roared angrily.
A younger brother hurriedly ran to Gray Wolf's ear and whispered a few words.
Well! The Gray Wolf from the Outer Province Gang has also joined the ranks to hack Li Laoer to death.
Li Er didn't know this.
This guy is secretly dating the school beauty in a corner of the campus of Jingcheng Middle School.
"How did you get in?" Shen Jiayi looked at Li Er mysteriously. Although their school's management was average, outsiders were not allowed in.
"Of course I got in by climbing over the wall." Li Er said matter-of-factly. It's not that you can't get in if you go through the main entrance. It's just a matter of a few packs of cigarettes. It's just more convenient to climb over the wall.
"Here -!" Li Er handed a piece of free shrimp cake to Shen Jiayi.
Shen Jiayi pouted in disgust: "No, this is too oily. If you eat too much, you will get angry."
Li Er likes to eat these Taiwanese snacks, but she doesn't like them. They think they are unhygienic and very low.
Like classmate Xiaowen, she likes big restaurants or fancy Western restaurants.
"Eh! When did you put a mobile phone in my schoolbag?" Shen Jiayi happily shook the mobile phone in her hand.
"Is my name called Husband?"
Li Er put away the shrimp cakes. Shen Jiayi was right. If you eat too much of this stuff, you will easily get angry. He planned to take it home and feed it to Matilda. The ghost's body is not afraid of getting angry.
Shen Jiayi looked around carefully. It was relatively remote and there was no one there.
She blushed and whispered: "Husband."
Li Er nodded with satisfaction. I have to say that the unique soft and waxy voice of the Taiwanese girls when they called their husbands sounded quite nice.
"You haven't said when you put the phone away?"
"I put it on this morning, so I asked you if you like it!"
Li Er naturally called Shen Jiayi, otherwise she would not know that Li Er was here.
"I like it!" Shen Jiayi happily put her phone back into her pocket. She had already muted her phone.
"That was my phone number just now. If you need anything, you can call me." Li Er said and handed a packed lunch box bag to Shen Jiayi.
"Well, I've already saved the phone number. What is this?" Shen Jiayi obediently took the lunch box bag, which seemed to contain several lunch boxes.
"I just passed by a restaurant. I knew you didn't bring lunch today, so I brought you one."
"Hehe! Thank you, husband." Shen Jiayi smiled sweetly without needing to remind her this time.
Shen Jiayi's parents are very busy, so she actually packs lunches at school instead of bringing meals from home like other students.
However, Li Er didn't bring food to Shen Jiayi specially. He and Matilda hadn't eaten yet, and there were two lunches hanging on the scooter outside his fence.
"Go back quickly! The food won't taste good if it's cold."
There were quite a lot of mosquitoes in this damn place, and Li Er killed three or four of them with a wave of his hand.
"Okay hubby, you don't need to ask someone to drive to pick me up this afternoon, I'm afraid Sister Xiaowen will meet her." Shen Jiayi said softly.
Li Er was happy.
Are all Taiwanese girls so considerate? He feels that he is good enough and can afford to find more girlfriends!
"Do you have a driver's license? How about I buy you a car!"
Such a well-behaved girl, Li Er is willing to bleed.
Shen Jiayi was startled and quickly shook her head: "I don't want it. I'm still a student. Driving is too ostentatious."
She really wanted it in her heart, but she really didn't want it. She didn't even know where to park the car.
"Okay! Let's wait until you get to college."
"Press! When I get into college, I will tell my family that I want to live on campus." Shen Jiayi's voice became weaker and weaker. Fortunately, Li Er's hearing was good enough.
Living on campus is great! Living on campus means you don’t have to go home.
Li Er didn't even dare to move too much on Shen Jiayi's small bed.
