I love Xiaoyi, a man who looks unshaven and somewhat decadent.
He was sitting on the sofa at the moment, watching a group member nicknamed "Sister Astartes" throw out an animated picture in the Dog Family Empire chat group.
The approximate content is a GIF of a woman wearing an OL uniform, being coy and wanting to leave after being touched by a wolf at the corner of a bus.
What is very unkind is that the person who made this animated picture only left legs, legs, legs, and legs. The true face of the teacher has not been seen, and it is difficult to trace the source.
Sister Astartes: "Who can tell me the number? We will be friends from now on."
I Ai Xiaoyi took a heavy drag on the cigarette, placed the half-burned cigarette on his fingertips in the ashtray and shook it twice.
Why are there still idiots trying to seek seed online these days?
Those people use any link they have first, and they don't even get to send pictures to you. This kind of behavior is more childish than kindergarten students...but more mature than college students.
Very good, I like such real young people.
He typed slowly on the nine-square grid keyboard: "I have an impression of the shape of those legs, apex-r99, they are a bit old, their looks are average, their skills are not good, and they are not members of a well-known girl group. There is nothing good-looking except for their legs.
Yes, let’s break up.”
Sister Astartes: "Is there a link? Let me kangkang!"
The man put out the cigarette butt, thought for a moment, and replied: "http:...mysterious digital code...cn, it should be this link. I just took a look at it half a year ago. It's easy to remember. I have an impression. The extraction code is asmr."
Sister Astarte: "Xiaoyi, with your memory and observation skills, it would be impossible if you didn't become a detective!"
The man didn't answer any more, he just sat on the sofa, looking at the cold and damp room, from dusk to sunset.
Suddenly, he seemed to finally come to his senses, laughed at himself, and said: "Forget it, it's time to start a new life. What's the name of that game, Xiaoyou? Oh, I remembered it, Gate to the Netherworld, right...
"
So he got up and walked to the game cabin.
With a burst of noise from the game cabin, everything returned to calm.
Player, "I love Xiaoyi", the game begins.
…
The conversation was divided into two parts. On a donkey cart heading to Titan Town, "Braised Donut" had a gloomy look on his face and was in a very unhappy mood.
He just felt that he was really unlucky.
While others play games, he seems to be being played by them.
Before entering "The Gate to the Nether", he was once again covered in spam messages.
The cause was a violent comment on the issue of bride price reform in the trash can software.
The main content is that after ranting about the issue of non-payment of taxes on betrothal gifts, he bluntly said that it is possible to use the betrothal gifts to make profits. When he found out that his boss had a daughter, he went over and said he would try to get married. After giving the betrothal gifts, they broke up quickly, and then said
I'm too embarrassed to ask for the gift money back.
In this way, money transactions can be completed internally in this way, and the leaders can get the money and make a fortune, and they can also improve their status through reasonable methods.
Of course, Braised Donuts knows that the statement it made has serious logical flaws in nature, which does not mean that this operation can really be realized.
But in the era of the Internet of Everything, there are always a few places where the role of a trash can needs to be exerted. If you post these words in a trash can and try to seek recognition for the braised donuts, the result can be imagined.
Fortunately, as a 2500-hour veteran player of virtual games, he also has other places to exert his energy besides his two girlfriends.
Especially now, "Gate to the Nether" has become a hit among small circles.
At first she was full of expectations.
When he first came to the game, he thought about going into the "I'm bored, I want to see rivers of blood" cool writing mode, until he killed a chicken...
Looking at the city outline of Titan Town, he couldn't help but feel sad.
"Brother, do you mind showing me the way? I'm a little tired from walking. Look at my shoes... for the sake of my fellow countrymen, would you like to give me a ride?"
The slow donkey cart suddenly stopped. The old farmer riding the donkey in front of him glanced at the braised donuts, then looked at the man warily, and hesitated for a moment.
Braised Donut reacted very quickly. He raised his hand and used the reconnaissance skill to flick it over, and he knew that this was really a player.
It's this nickname..."I love Xiaoyi" or something like that. People who don't know it think this is a girl player.
As a result, at first glance, he looked like a slovenly, rough man.
"Brother, although this game does not allow you to modify the appearance of ancient gods, there is no need to force yourself to use such a face." The braised donut looked at the farmer who stopped the donkey cart and said, "Let him get on the cart, anyway.
There is not much road left, he and I are from the same hometown."
The farmer's face was a little nervous, and he looked back and forth between the two people, as if he was seriously evaluating the relationship between them.
Braised Donuts was actually a little upset now, but he quickly calmed down when he thought of the chicken he had killed with a stick when he had itchy hands.
He tried his best to sound kind and said softly: "Don't worry, it's really my fellow countryman. He won't hurt you. You're right, buddy."
Donut looked at Xiaoyi, then saw him shaking his head, then turned to the farmer and said: "Look, let him come up, he will be fine, I promise."
The farmer took a deep breath and said in a dull voice: "We need to pay more."
Braised Donuts: “…”
I love Xiaoyi: "..."
So you were hesitating about this just now?
After a long time, Braised Donut looked at I Ai Xiaoyi, with a somewhat embarrassed smile on his face, and said: "How do you say it?"
I love Xiaoyi's eyes slightly empty.
Donut knew that this man was browsing the data in his system panel, probably looking at the balance of his magic crystal coins, so he didn't hurry.
After a while, I Ai Xiaoyi looked at the serious farmer and said, "Okay, you have to get a discount!"
The farmer nodded.
I love Xiaoyi looked at the donut again and said: "You pay for me..."
Braised Donut was stunned for a moment and looked at Wo Ai Xiaoyi, as if he was saying that he was seriously ill.
"I can share a task with you." I love Xiaoyi and sent the screenshot of the task directly to the donut panel.
Braised Donut took a look at the character level.
Red high-risk mission-[The corner of the shadow].
The mission requires players to investigate hidden threats in the town of Lancaster Titan. The level experience points and monetary rewards gained will be determined based on the value of the intelligence they provide.
After a while, Braised Donut lowered his head.
When he raised his head again, he was already smiling. He jumped off the donkey cart and came to my side, Ai Xiaoyi. He patted his shoulder hard and said:
"We are fellow villagers. How can we charge you for giving you a ride?" This chapter has been completed!