Chapter 83 Lin Chong's mighty, Erniang became angry
When Lu Zhishen and others saw the meat buns being served, their index fingers moved and their appetites whetted, and they all grabbed them with their hands.
Little did they know that Lin Chong's words would kill everyone's appetite.
"Is it true? The Sa family has been starving for a long time." Lu Zhishen said in surprise.
Yang Zhi looked ferocious, suddenly tore open a piece of bun, stared at the meat filling, and cursed: "Why is there hair in it? Is it really a human meat bun?"
The woman smiled sweetly and said: "It's dark and the sky is dark. Isn't it normal to have a lot of pig hair? Even a woman like me has hair on her body?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"This girl is really brave."
The woman laughed at herself, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Lu Zhishen just thought that the woman in front of him was really interesting, and he couldn't help but said: "You are so fierce and fierce. If you were a local girl, you wouldn't have the shame to say such things."
The woman chuckled: "This Buddha, do you want to call me a thick-skinned person?"
"No, no, no, I just want to tell you that we are all ruthless people who have experienced hundreds of battles. If you dare to deceive me, your old store will be set on fire tonight.
." Lu Zhishen obviously said it with a smile, but the ferocity in the words made people feel chilly and frightened, making them afraid to face it.
Unexpectedly, this woman was so courageous, but she didn't change her expression, and said with a smile: "How can I, a woman, dare to have evil thoughts towards you? Besides, in this peaceful world, there is no such thing as human buns or dog meat."
The taste is great. The meat stuffing in my steamed buns is all made from oxen, so you guys can eat it with confidence, there will be no problem."
As soon as these words came out, Lu Zhishen and others looked at each other for a few times, and then they lost their thoughts and started to pick up the buns on the table.
Who knew that Lin Chong said coldly: "You bitch, this is a cross slope?"
"Of course! This is the boundary of Mengzhou."
Lin Chong smiled casually and said: "In the past, I also traveled around the world and had many disciples and disciples. As for your cross slope, I have heard of it in the past."
Yang Zhi and Lu Zhishen were both stunned, and asked almost at the same time: "Brother, what have you heard?"
Lin Chong said in a deep voice: "Who dares to pass by the cross slope of the big tree? The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are used to fill the river!"
Hiss~~~
As soon as these words came out, Lu Zhishen's expression suddenly changed, and Yang Zhi also held the knife at his waist with one hand while glaring at the woman in front of him.
At this moment, the atmosphere was tense. As long as the woman's demeanor and movements were slightly strange, these two fierce men would definitely tear the woman into pieces.
These two people are really ruthless people who kill at will. They will definitely not feel any pain just because you are a woman.
The woman laughed loudly, covered her mouth and said, "This man is really good at making jokes in the middle of the night. Why bother trying to scare your friends? Since you're afraid it's human flesh, just eat beef."
Lin Chong chuckled: "Your husband isn't coming back most of the night? Is he fooling around outside, or is he crawling around in bed with some girl?"
"Just hahahaha!"
"Brother, maybe I have fallen in love with this girl."
"Okay, okay, it's really boring. This girl is so sexy. If my brother likes it, we will take him back to Liangshan."
"Hahahaha, I think it's okay, it just depends on what brother means."
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This group of men will run into chaos once they speak without restraint.
When the woman heard this, she was angry and ashamed, but she could not get angry.
Just as she was about to speak, she suddenly heard another movement outside.
"Grandpa, I'm late! I finally caught up with you. Fortunately, I lived up to my fate." Just as he was speaking, a rough voice came.
As soon as Lin Chong heard the voice, he looked around and said happily: "It seems that Liu Heizi's matter has been settled. We brothers must have gathered towards the north."
Sure enough, there was a sound outside the door, and a big man with a black face was seen, breathing heavily, standing towards the door like a city wall.
"Heizi, come and sit with Sajia!" Lu Zhishen patted the stool and shouted.
Liu Heizi was still holding a big ax in his hand. When he heard this, he put the ax on his waist and sat directly next to Lu Zhishen.
"How are you, brothers?" Lin Chong seemed not to see Sun Erniang and said to himself.
When everyone saw that Lin Chong was not holding a wine glass, naturally no one was holding a wine glass.
"According to grandpa's instructions, the brothers dispersed and headed north, allowing them to enter the border of Shandong. I think they will be able to go back in a few days." Liu Heizi was sweating all over, and it seemed that he had really been running all the way.
When the woman saw the black-faced man and then looked at the group of men in armor, she felt something bad for no reason.
However, she is in the business of killing people. No matter how many people there are, as long as they drink the wine with the sweat medicine, they all have to lie down obediently.
The woman felt angry, thinking that the leading man dared to tease her in public.
"Hmph! I'll cut you into fine pieces later and make the biggest meat buns. I will steam a basket for you and eat them all for those who pass by. See if you still dare to tease me!" The woman is not!
The person next to me is none other than Sun Erniang, the dominatrix.
This time, although she was smiling on her face, she was already burning with anger in her heart. She originally wanted to sleep and didn't want some murderous ghosts to break in.
It doesn't matter to Sun Erniang, even tall and strong men will still become paralyzed after taking Mongolian sweat medicine.
Lin Chong understood clearly. Seeing this girl's eyes rolling around, she was afraid that she would have other thoughts, so he deliberately teased: "You girl, why don't you wait with me to accompany me for a drink? There are so many men here, come and accompany me.
Drinking will cost you your drink money."
Sun Erniang was so furious that she wanted to stab Lin Chong to death!
Although she has a fierce temper, she is also a womanly person. How can she endure being teased repeatedly by this man with a leopard head and eyes tonight?
Sun Erniang took a deep breath, but her face changed, and she said with a smile: "As long as you drink more water, I will naturally come to accompany you!"
"Is this true?" Lin Chong pretended to be greedy and said with a smile.
Sun Erniang also said: "It doesn't matter to him that my dead husband doesn't come back so late, then I don't care either."
Yang Zhi and others were all ecstatic, as if they had discovered a big secret.
Lu Zhishen pretended to be surprised and said: "Brother, why don't we go out first and you finish your work. We'll come back later. Don't worry, we won't tell my sister-in-law."
Lin Chong laughed loudly and said to Sun Erniang: "Why don't you go pour some warm wine and have a good drink tonight!"
Sun Erniang smiled and said softly: "You guys drink first, I will warm the wine, and we will have a good drink later."
After she said this, she turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
When Sun Erniang entered the kitchen, her face suddenly darkened, and she said viciously in her heart: "I want to give you a way to survive, but you want to provoke me and warm the wine? Is it possible that you are afraid that the sweat medicine is not powerful enough?"
She was annoyed in her heart and heated it up. After a while, Sun Erniang came up with a wine barrel, but she saw that all the wine bowls of these people were empty.
Even the leader is gone.
Sun Erniang couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, and thought in her heart: "Don't worry about the recent meat buns!"
At this moment, Lin Chong asked: "You bitch, why do you get so dizzy after drinking the wine in the store?"
Sun Erniang chuckled and said, "Is it because your drinking capacity is too poor? Come on, come on, let my aunt accompany you, and let's drink another dozen or so bowls!"
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