Andrew smiled and said: "You three, integrate this talisman into your bodies. It will absorb the external negative breath from your body, and your own negative breath will not be affected. As for how to use those negative breaths, it is up to you."
While speaking, Andrew used his ability to teleport three talismans to Tsunade and the others.
"Negative aura? It would be good to study it, but I have to wait until I have time."
Orochimaru said, and then his figure disappeared. For him now, the most important thing is the locomotive experiment, and other things must come later.
"I feel that giving this amulet to me is a waste. There are no worries that cannot be solved with one gamble. If there are, then two."
Tsunade picked up the talisman and said, "By the way, is there a good luck talisman?"
"No, besides, when you meet me, you have already used the greatest advantage in your life."
Andrew said, Tsunade directly pointed her middle finger and disappeared. Meeting you is obviously the biggest misfortune in my life, okay? Yes, that's it. If you buy a lottery ticket in a while, you will probably win.
"When you want to deal with the No. 5 compound tree, remember to notify me."
Uchiha Madara reminded him again, and then disappeared. At the same time, Uchiha Obito's body was sent over, and he asked: "What should I do next?
By the way, can you really make me summon Susanoo? Even Uchiha Madara can't do it."
"The reason why you can't summon Susanoo is because you are used to the existence of one eye, which leads to problems with your consciousness. It's like a circle of wires tangled together, unable to connect to Susanoo."
Andrew said: "To solve this problem, it couldn't be easier for me. Just dig out your brain, stir it with a spoon, and get the circuit back to normal."
"Tear out the brain and stir it up? Are you sure this is not murder?"
Uchiha Obito swallowed his saliva first, and then complained. Andrew pretended to think about it and said, "Probably not, because the moment I took out your brain, you were already dead."
"Isn't that murder?"
Uchiha Obito shouted loudly, and Andrew said: "It's just a joke, don't be so excited. Next, you continue to receive Uchiha Madara's training.
Then, because you have been unable to summon Susana, you have a conflict with Uchiha Madara. It is better to scold him a few words and fight. Then, you leave the small hell angrily and return to the main world.
After returning to the main world, you look for opportunities to quarrel with Kakashi and Minato Namikaze, making yourself disgusted, and then cause some accidents, and let Minato Namikaze lock you up.
At that time, I will do tricks in your body to pretend that you have been eroded by negative breath. In this way, the No. 5 Compound Tree will come to you because you have been controlled by it and let you return to the main world. This is also for the convenience of the No. 5 Compound Tree.
The big tree in compound No. is looking for you.
After the big tree in Compound No. 5 takes control of you, it will definitely take you away and return to its lair. That is our goal. If anything happens midway, we will adapt accordingly."
"I just have one question."
Uchiha Obito raised his hand and asked: "Can I withdraw from this task? Susan, I will do my own research. As for the big movie, I will go to Dave and ask him to go to the bank for a loan. He has such a high status, he can definitely lend it.
A lot of money.
Well, there's a little trouble over there in Hollywood, but the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau should be able to contact qualified producers and directors."
"Dave is truly unlucky to have you as his friend."
Andrew complained: "You just took all his money to launder it, but now you actually want him to lend money to help you make a movie?"
"It's not like I won't pay him back. My movie will definitely be a hit, and all the proceeds will go to him. I won't take any of it."
Uchiha Obito said: "King of superpowers, it's not that I don't want to accept this task, but this task is too bad, right?
The first step of the plan is to quarrel with Uchiha Madara. To be honest, there is nothing wrong with quarreling, but with Madara's character, he will definitely beat me up. Although I will heal on my own, I don't want to be beaten.
The second step is to quarrel with Kakashi and Namikaze-sensei and make me hate myself. Will this affect my image? I am a superhero now, and my image is very important. Once it is in the news, my popularity will be greatly affected.
It will definitely plummet.
Moreover, I really don’t want to quarrel with Namikaze-sensei, I’m very sorry for him, and I don’t want to be locked up.
The third step is to leave with the big tree of No. 5 Compound. This is very dangerous, okay? If He does something evil to me, I will die. Even if I don’t die, if He controls me to harm civilians, I won’t be able to escape by jumping into the Pacific Ocean.
clear."
Andrew looked surprised: "Are you a fake Kenji? You can think of so many things?"
"You are Kenji."
Uchiha Obito cursed loudly. He was seriously considering whether to ask Green to create the ninja teacher who had rated him as 'Kenji' and teach him a lesson.
In the ninja world, almost no one calls Obito Kenji, but in the main world, most fan fiction calls Obito Kenji, which makes him mad.
"First step, what's the problem with being beaten by Uchiha Madara? It's not like you haven't been beaten by him before. You were just beaten by him before you came here, wasn't it?"
Andrew said: "Besides, Mr. Ban is so smart that he can definitely guess the reason. He should..., uh, beat you harder so as not to arouse the suspicion of the big tree in Compound No. 5."
Uchiha Obito complained: "Are you sure you are comforting me and not irritating me?"
"It's just a beating. As a superhero, who would be afraid of being beaten?"
Andrew waved his hand and said: "I think back then, I...well, I seemed to have never been beaten by anyone. There was no way, I was too strong and no one could beat me."
Uchiha Obito looked at Andrew speechlessly, "Are you showing off? You must be showing off, right?"
"Second step, don't worry, you won't be on the news."
Andrew said: "Because more than 70% of the media in the world belong to me, and the remaining 30% will give me face. If I don't give it, the consequences will be serious.
In addition, the network is completely under my control. Which messages I want to appear will appear, and which messages I don’t want to appear will never appear.
So, Obito, you don’t have to worry about being on the news, unless I want you to be on the news.”
Uchiha Obito looked at Andrew in shock. This guy is actually not a superhero, but the big boss behind the scenes, right? How can a superhero control the world's media and control public opinion? That is what only villains do.
"Wait, are you threatening me? If I don't agree to work as an undercover agent for you, will you let me go on the news and be scolded?"
Uchiha Obito thought of something and asked vigilantly. Andrew said: "If you have persecution delusions, please go to a doctor as soon as possible. What level are you worth for me to threaten you?"
Andrew looked disgusted, and Uchiha Obito was furious. This guy is really annoying.
"As for the grudge between you and Minato Namikaze, I think this is a good opportunity to resolve it. Let Minato Namikaze torture you, and the bad breath in his heart will disappear. In fact, your teacher is not very good at all.
It’s your fault.”
Andrew said: "Of course, I actually find this very unbelievable. If someone kills me and my wife,
My son has not had enough to eat or warm clothes since he was a child. He is cursed like a disaster star every day. I don’t care if he is my disciple or not, I will just bury him."
"This is why I feel guilty. The teacher had ten thousand reasons not to forgive me, but he still forgave me and treated me as before."
Uchiha Obito sighed: "You are right. It might be good for everyone to find an excuse for the teacher to beat me up."
"I will notify Namikaze Minato right now and ask him to prepare a big hammer, uh, with a barb."
Andrew said, Uchiha Obito was speechless, the king of supernatural powers, please treat yourself as a human being?
"The third step, of course there is danger in this matter. Any undercover agent is in danger, so I made preparations in advance."
Andrew took out the Void Staff and said: "This is the artifact I captured from the enemy, and I will integrate it into your body.
If something really happens, if you activate this artifact, your strength will be upgraded to the temporary Heavenly Father God. Of course, because you are too weak, it can only last for a moment, but it should be enough for you to escape.
After all, your divine power is very suitable for survival, and the Void Staff is a very powerful space artifact."
"Space artifact? You can have this."
Uchiha Obito's eyes widened, and he raised his hand to grab the Void Staff. The Void Staff turned into a shadow and passed through his big hand and merged into his body.
Andrew said: "That's pretty much the plan, Obito, do you have any comments?"
Seeing that Andrew had arranged everything, Uchiha Obito also changed his mind. However, such a good opportunity cannot be wasted. He said: "Yes, you are not allowed to call me Kenji again in the future."
"Okay, Kenichi, no problem, Kenichi."
Andrew laughed, and Uchiha yelled in a rustic voice: "You still shouted, uh, no, why did you lower it a little? It turns out that there are two talents?"
Andrew laughed loudly and waved his hand, and Uchiha Obito was teleported back to Uchiha Madara. As for how Madara will repair Obito in the future, it depends on Obito's fate.
Andrew sat there and thought for a while, closed his eyes again, and continued to erode Kaguya Otsutsuki's soul. At the same time, telling stories to him, Kaguya's consciousness fluctuated a bit, and she obviously liked these stories.
"It will take many days to complete the erosion. During this period, there are two things to do. One is to go to the three brothers of Zeus to use the incomplete version of the divine power of destiny. The other is to deal with the God of Stars. It is about time
Already."
Andrew secretly thought that it would not take that long to erode the soul, but because he had to prevent the tree of life from discovering it, the erosion was very slow and almost imperceptible, so it took a longer time.
Fortunately, this kind of thing does not require Andrew to go all out all the time and just devote some of his attention to it. Otherwise, it would be troublesome.