"If you can repair this car well, I think all companies will be crazy to ask you to work for them."
Andrew secretly complained, and said: "You may not believe it, but my goal is also in the mountains."
"It's really suspicious."
A guy as thin as a bamboo pole behind the copycat hammer complained, and the copycat hammer said: "In this case, you can come up, but we have agreed in advance that we will not change the route for you."
There was only one Andrew, and he didn't look like a bad guy, so the copycat hammer brother didn't have to be too vigilant.
"It's okay, I'm sorry to bother you."
Andrew smiled, and then, with the help of the copycat hammer brother, he hung the motorcycle next to the car. Then, he got on the car and continued on the road.
Not counting Andrew, there were five people in the car. Andrew's eyes swept over them, and he suddenly remembered which movie this was - The Cabin in the Woods.
Andrew didn't watch many movies in his previous life, but he had seen the movie Cabin in the Woods and was deeply impressed by it.
This movie is divided into two lines. One is a copycat of Brother Hammer and his friends going to a cabin for vacation, encountering zombies, and being chased and killed. It is basically a classic routine of American horror movies.
The elements that a horror movie should have, such as indescribable scenes, etc., are basically present in this movie.
Another line is that all this is man-made. Their purpose is to sacrifice the five copycat Hammer brothers to ancient creatures. If the sacrifice fails, the world will be destroyed.
This movie is very exciting, and there are many interpretations on the Internet. For example, ancient creatures represent the audience, and if horror movies cannot satisfy them, the world will disappear.
The monsters in the movie are basically from other horror movies, such as werewolves, aliens, ogres, clowns (return of the clown), etc. This movie can be said to be a complete collection of horror movies, coupled with the magical twist, it is really
Very wonderful.
"It's actually this movie. Since it is integrated, it means that the ancient creatures are real. Is the plan of the Dream Demon King related to these ancient creatures?"
Andrew thought thoughtfully. The ending of the movie "The Cabin in the Woods" is that a hand as big as a mountain stretches out from the ground and destroys the base and the house, which shows that ancient creatures are real.
"Just go and take a look and you'll find out."
Andrew thought to himself. At this time, Brother Shanzhai Hammer introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Kurt. I am a student at New York University. They are all my classmates. We are going to my cousin's mountain villa for vacation.
This blonde beauty is my girlfriend, Julie, and this gentle guy is Holden.
This quiet beauty is Dinah, and the last, unhealthy one, Marty."
"Why am I leading an unhealthy lifestyle?"
Marty shouted dissatisfied that he was the thin man from before who often took illegal drugs. He represented a foolish man to the mysterious organization.
Holden is a young black man, his code name is Scholar, Dinah, which is the heroine of the movie, representing the pure girl.
Copycat hammer Kurt represents the athlete, while blonde beauty Julie represents Bitches.
These five people are a classic combination in horror movies. They all need to be sacrificed to ancient creatures. Only in this way will the ancient creatures not destroy the world.
In addition, for these five people, the order of death of the others does not matter, but Dinah, who represents the daughter of purity, must die last. Well, it doesn't matter if she dies early. If she dies early, the sacrifice will be considered a failure.
"According to the plot, there are sacrifice sites not only here, but also in Stockholm, Berlin, and the island country, representing different types of horror films."
Andrew's eyes flashed: "Anywhere where the sacrifice is successful, the ancient creatures will be appeased and wait for the next sacrifice.
In the movie, all the sacrifices failed. In this world, it might be the Dream Demon King who was doing it secretly."
Marty asked Andrew: "Hey, buddy, we've all introduced ourselves, why don't you introduce yourself?"
"My name is Andrew."
Andrew smiled and said, "He is a private detective, coming to the mountains to investigate missing persons."
"Private detective? Wow, cool."
Marty's eyes lit up and he asked, "Can you tell me what exactly happened?"
Others also looked at Andrew curiously. As college students who are good at committing suicide, they couldn't be more interested in this kind of thing.
"sure."
Andrew smiled and said: "Some time ago, a group of college students like you entered this mountain, and then they never came out again. There was blood everywhere in their vacation cabin, which was horrifying.
But their bodies were not found at all, and some people said they might have been eaten."
"Been eaten?"
Everyone was startled, and the timid Dinah asked: "Mr. Andrew, are you telling the truth or are you lying?"
"Unfortunately, this is true."
Andrew smiled and said: "Their family asked me to investigate this matter. However, it was a bad start. Before entering the mountain, the motorcycle broke down. Fortunately, I met you."
Dinah asked nervously: "Then will we also encounter ogres?"
Andrew said: "Don't worry, it will definitely... happen."
"ah?"
Dinah screamed, and Marty rolled his eyes secretly, so he could rest assured that there was a ghost.
Andrew smiled and said: "It's just a joke. Generally speaking, such murderers will not commit crimes continuously because it is too easy to be discovered. They will only commit crimes every once in a while.
At most you will encounter zombies, vampires and the like, but not ogres."
"Let's let the ogres come. The first two are more terrifying."
Julie complained, and Kurt said: "Mr. Andrew, you are not actually a private detective, but a master of horror stories, right?"
"Maybe."
Andrew smiled and said. At this time, the car came to a dilapidated gas station. Kurt said: "This is the last gas station in the mountains. Let's fill up some gas here. Mr. Andrew, do you want to try repairing motorcycles here?"
"
"No need, my motorcycle is produced by Stark Group."
Andrew said: "The products of that company are very troublesome. You cannot dismantle or repair them yourself. Once they are disassembled, the warranty will be lost."
"The Stark Group's stuff is indeed like this. It's expensive and requires a lot."
Kurt nodded: "The last time my robot fell into the sea, it was shipped directly back for repair and we were not allowed to disassemble it."
Marty said: "Maybe there's a bomb hidden in it."
"Given Tony Stark's character, he wouldn't be able to hide bombs. I think he might be hiding aliens. In fact, all robots are operated by aliens inside."
Andrew said seriously, and everyone laughed. Then, Kurt took people down to refuel, and had some minor conflicts with the gas station owner who looked very savage.
Fortunately, Dinah persuaded them to come down, and finally, Kurt threw out a few bills and drove away with everyone.
The gas station owner didn't pick up the money. He looked at Andrew sitting in the car and frowned. This person was not in the script.
Then, the gas station owner called the headquarters to report the incident.
"There's one more Asian? Isn't there any way to get him to leave?"
A professor at the headquarters frowned. One more person would be troublesome. The five Kurts had all been secretly given various potions, which made them easy to control. However, the newcomers did not do any tricks.
The mysterious organization has a variety of potions. For example, Julie uses special potions in the hair dye that will make her even more beautiful. For example, she can dance openly in front of everyone, etc.
The gas station owner said angrily: "Why should I call you if I can help you?"
The professor was about to speak when the fat man beside him said: "It doesn't matter. Ancient creatures have become more and more interested in diversity in recent years. Just remember to kill him in advance."
"Okay, let's include him in the script."
The professor said: "Let the logistics department re-plan. In addition, make all preparations. The sacrifice will begin as soon as it gets dark. We failed last year. This year, we must not fail again."
"Don't be so nervous. It doesn't matter if you fail. Anyway, the island country never fails."
The fat man smiled and said, after so many years, there have been examples of failure in other places. Only the island country has a 100% success rate.
In the island country, a female ghost is chasing and killing a group of girls in the classroom. It is not bloody, but the atmosphere is very scary. This is completely different from American horror movies.
Under the classroom, there is a base of the mysterious organization hidden. A group of staff looked at the screen and were very excited. It seemed that this year, the sacrifice could be completed as smoothly as usual.
"We are the best. Everyone else will fail but us."
A staff member said arrogantly, but he didn't notice a strange light flashing in his colleague's eyes.
This colleague quietly walked to the back and put some medicine into the pipe. The medicine quickly turned into mist and sprayed into the classroom.
The colleague murmured to himself: "My Lord said that this sacrifice must fail."
…
In the mountains, Julie got out of the car. She looked at the dilapidated wooden house in front of her and said dissatisfiedly: "Wow, Kurt, is this the luxury villa you mentioned?"
"Don't look at the outside, it's wonderful on the inside."
Kurt smiled and said: "Gentlemen, help move things. Mr. Andrew, what are you going to do next?"
"I'll take a walk around the area first and look for clues."
Andrew said: "I may come over to disturb you after dark, I hope you don't mind."
"As long as you stop telling scary stories, I certainly don't mind."
Dinah complained that in the car, Andrew told several scary stories in succession, which scared her to the point where she was still shaking. She doubted whether she would have nightmares tonight.
"Madam, a vacation in a mountain hut without horror stories would be like drinking tea without tea leaves. It would be incomplete."
Andrew smiled, then waved his hand and said, "See you in the evening."
"See you tonight, Mr. Andrew. Be careful not to become the hero of a horror movie."
Kurt smiled and said, everyone laughed, and Andrew laughed dumbly, no, you are the leading actor.
Uh, no, according to the plot, Marty is the protagonist, and he and the heroine survive to the end.