The superheroes are confused. Is there something wrong? Why after defeat, we will die, but you can take your wife back and enjoy the family business?
Shouldn't we all die together and then shout that we can be brothers in the next life, or should we be a family or something like that?
"You don't understand my pain. If I take Diana back to my hometown, she will definitely fight with my previous wives. By then, the world may end."
Andrew sighed and said: "For the sake of the peace of my home, please protect the earth."
“What should I do if I suddenly feel very unmotivated?”
Shazam complained, and everyone nodded in agreement. Mary snorted coldly: "So you really have several wives. I think I'd better kill you first."
In fact, everyone thought Andrew was joking. Superman said: "In that case, the alien coalition will be left to you, Mr. Wang. As for the earth, leave it to us."
"That's right, leave it to us."
Everyone nodded. Andrew was very satisfied and ended the communication. Then he stood up, looked at the MIB agents below and asked, "Are you afraid?"
"Afraid."
Wade shouted, and everyone looked at him speechlessly. Andrew rolled his eyes and said, "Temporarily cancel the Battlestar's no-fight rule. It's only for one minute. You hurry up and just throw a few hundred punches."
"BOSS, who do you want to beat? I promise to satisfy you. My mission completion rate is 100%."
Wade said excitedly, and in the next second, countless fists came towards him, wanting to hit you for a long time.
A minute later, everyone seemed to have nothing happened and returned to their original positions. Only Wade was left lying on the ground with a lifeless look on his face. A tear seemed to be falling from the corner of his eye. Death, I need your comfort.
"Why should we be afraid? Aren't we at MIB specialized in dealing with aliens?"
Frege shouted loudly. He used to be the captain of the Sky Eye Society and specialized in doing dark work. In the past few years after joining MIB, he had lived a very comfortable life and had a sense of belonging to MIB.
Other agents also shouted: "Yes, we are specialized in solving aliens. It should be the aliens who are afraid of us, not us who are afraid of aliens."
Andrew nodded with satisfaction and said: "Very well, everyone, go to the equipment room, I have carefully prepared a set of armor for you, I believe you will like it.
When the equipment is completed, you go to space and let those stupid aliens know what mistake they made?"
"MIB!"
Except for Wade, all the agents shouted in unison, and then everyone went to the equipment room, leaving only Wade to continue lying dead.
Andrew glanced at Wade and pretended he didn't exist. At this moment, Wade suddenly teleported to his feet, hugged his feet, and said: "BOSS, it's a decisive battle. Give me a trump card to make me awesome."
A handful?
Returning to the Marvel world like this, there are things to brag about to Death and show off to Thanos. You don’t want me to be laughed at by that bastard Thanos, do you?”
"I think it's better to let him laugh at me."
Andrew complained, and then he said: "Well, speaking of which, I actually had an idea about you the first time I met you."
"Well, BOSS, do you have any thoughts about me?"
Wade blinked, and then said shyly: "If it's you, the BOSS, it's not impossible...ah!"
This sound was from Wade being kicked out by Andrew. This bastard was almost disgusted by his overnight meal.
"I won't talk nonsense to you."
Andrew said: "You should know that in the Marvel Universe, there is a Deadpool called Shame."
"BOSS, don't, don't want that guy."
Wade shook his head repeatedly. Even if he, Wade, was beaten to death or ridiculed to death by Thanos, he would never use that garbage Deadpool's ability, never.
"forget about it."
Andrew did not force it, he said: "You have accumulated a lot of favor from the world. If I sacrifice you, the Lord of Hell can send you the enhanced Deadpool potion I made before.
After injecting the Deadpool potion, you will gain dozens of abilities such as teleportation, heat rays, Wolverine's bone spurs, high-speed reaction nerves, super speed, sound waves, shock waves, etc."
The Shameful Deadpool that Andrew is talking about is the Deadpool in "The Wolverine Prequels". The reason why he is called Shame is because his mouth is sealed and he cannot speak.
The question is, what is the significance of the existence of Deadpool who cannot speak? His body is that mouth.
In addition, the original Dishonored Deadpool didn't have that many abilities, and Andrew's potion was an enhanced version.
"Teleportation, heat rays, Wolverine's bone spurs, high-speed reaction nerves?"
The more Wade listened, the brighter his eyes became. How should I put it? It smells so good.
"BOSS, in order to protect this universe, I can make sacrifices, but my mouth must not be sealed. This is the bottom line."
Wade said righteously, with so many abilities, why should Thanos be arrogant in front of him? From now on, it will not be him who beats him, but himself who will beat him.
Andrew said: "Have you thought about it? Deadpool who is too strong may lose popularity."
"BOSS, are you calling me a weakling in disguise?"
Wade complained, and he said: "I have thought about it, but it really doesn't work. The worst I can do is let death help me clear my ability. I, Wade, have someone above me."
"Then make a sacrifice."
Andrew threw Wade on the altar and contacted the Lord of Hell. Soon, the Lord of Hell came and injected the medicine directly into Wade's body, and also injected him with Adamantium alloy solution.
Wade was not in pain, but was screaming in comfort, and Andrew directly silenced him.
Then, Andrew asked casually: "How is the main universe now? Is it okay?"
The Lord of Hell was silent for a moment and said: "It's about to collapse. To be precise, the earth is about to collapse."
Andrew was confused: "Almost collapsed? What do you mean?"
"Literally, the earth is about to be destroyed by those people from Vought."
The Lord of Hell said: "We will discuss the details after the DC Universe is resolved. Don't worry, it's not a big deal. Even if it does collapse, we can go back in time and it won't be a big problem.
Moreover, the problem is only on the earth, and the universe and hell are not affected at all."
"I'm going to turn back time. Isn't that a big problem?"
Andrew complained, he said: "Forget it, we'll talk about it then. Just be prepared. You are one of my three trump cards. If things go wrong, I will sacrifice the favor of all superheroes in exchange for your projection coming forcibly."
.”
It can only be a projection. The Lord of Hell is a single universe level and cannot all descend.
The Lord of Hell said: "No problem, other superheroes can also help. The superheroes of the Marvel Universe save the DC Universe, which sounds very exciting."
"It all depends on the ability of the consciousness of the universe. I wonder how many cards it can force me to play?"
Andrew smiled. Then, the consciousness of the Lord of Hell left, and Wade completely completed his transformation. He said arrogantly: "I feel that I am full of power. Those guys just beat me up and they were very happy. Now, I want to go over and fight with them."
Let’s have a good exchange.”
"We'll wait until the decisive battle is over. Before the decisive battle is over, you can't attack anyone except the enemy."
Andrew said: "Otherwise, don't blame me for taking back all your abilities."
"You are the one who pays the salary, you have the final say."
Wade chuckled and said, "That's fine. When they see my strength, they will definitely tremble with fear and worry that I will retaliate against them. This is more satisfying than beating them up directly."
"You have a really big mind."
Andrew complained, he said: "It's up to you. You can follow K for a while and wait for his orders. Don't act without authorization. Do you understand?"
"I understand. I promise to obey his orders. Don't worry, BOSS."
Wade pretended to salute, and then he teleported and disappeared. A moment later, there was a roaring sound from the alien army where K was.
"I'm not worried at all."
Andrew shook his head. At this time, the MIB agents were equipped and he ordered: "Start taking action and let the aliens see the power of our space fortress."
On the main ship of the Iron-Blooded Empire, an Iron-blooded elder said: "Activate the arrangements on the earth. I want to see the earth flowing into rivers of blood, and the superheroes rush back to save people."
"Yes, elder. Speaking of which, the earth is really a strange planet. Superheroes are powerful in the galaxy, but ordinary earthlings are as weak as ants."
The Predator responded while starting the video, and then said to the two Predators in the video: "Let's start, release those super aliens that have absorbed the genes of superheroes, and let them attack the city.
In addition, let the Alien Queen lead other aliens to kill all the humans she sees and reproduce like crazy."
"clear."
The two Predator warriors immediately agreed, and then the scene of a large number of aliens being dispatched came through. Both the Predator warriors and the Predator elders were very satisfied.
Of course, these are all false images created by Alice, that is, she did not join the film industry, otherwise all film companies would go bankrupt.
"While there's no Battlestar in sight, the superheroes are definitely coming back to Earth."
The iron-blooded elder said: "Rush to the space fortress at full speed. In addition, prepare all fleets for battle. We will fire the first shot, but other forces must follow immediately."
The Predator was about to agree. At this moment, the battleship's intelligent system suddenly sounded an alarm: "A huge energy fluctuation has been detected. Activate the defensive cover. Everyone is ready."
"What?"
Before the Iron-Blooded Warriors could react, hundreds of barrel-thick energy beams appeared from the front, densely shooting at the alien coalition forces. Among them, the Iron-Blooded Empire and the Bee Star Empire withstood more than half of the energy beams.
In order to save energy, most spaceships only opened the lowest level of defense cover. Therefore, many spacecrafts were blasted through energy beams on the spot, exploding in space and turning into fireballs.
The main ship of the Iron-Blooded Empire also took a hit, but because of its advanced defense system, it was only slightly shaken and the damage was not serious.
The iron-blooded elder asked in shock and anger: "What's going on? Who attacked us? Why didn't the enemy be discovered in advance? Is the warning system fake?"