Chapter 61: Senior Sister Hong Fu, why are you chasing me?
"My women should be treated equally and wait for my Nascent Soul to return." Lu Tianming smiled and was about to leave when a beautiful figure in red palace clothes appeared in the distance.
"Not good~!~Hongfu", Lu Tianming turned around and ran away in the keel boat,
Hongfu frowned slightly. His consciousness scanned the guy who ran away when he saw him.
"Haha! Good boy, I'm worried that I won't be able to find you to relieve my Xuan'er's heart. I really can't do anything to you if you stay in Biyue Sect,"
"There is a road to heaven, if you don't take it, there is no door to hell, but you will break in." Before he finished speaking, he sent out a brocade handkerchief, tapped his toes, and jumped up in the direction of Lu Tianming.
"This guy is here to date this girl Chen Qiaoqian, right? He is also a crazy lover." Hongfu raised the corner of his mouth.
Lu Tianming hadn't figured out before that what Hong Fu was doing by sending a marriage letter, and he kept asking the system why Hong Fu was chasing him.
"System my death probability", "3.25%".
"The probability of me being castrated", "24.12%".
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"The probability of him taking off all my clothes", "7.88%".
"You are so old, why do you have such strange ideas?" Lu Tianming cursed Hongfu in his heart for being shameless and obscene.
"You surnamed Lu can't run away. Go back with me and I will treat you gently." Hong Fu's words were full of charm, but he was thinking in his heart:
"This guy is pretty good. He has already formed an elixir and it's not impossible for him to become a Taoist couple with Xuan'er."
"Senior Sister Hongfu, I will take Nangong Wan and Ni Nichang to visit your cave some other day," Lu Tianming replied but thought in his heart:
"Only a ghost would believe what you say, old witch. Either you'll strip me naked or castrate me. I'm embarrassed to say anything else."
Hong Fu saw that Lu Tianming didn't know how to lift him up, and his escape speed was three points faster.
Seeing this, Lu Tianming flipped his palm, took out the Gatling talisman and rotated it above his head. As long as the red whisk came within twenty feet, Lu Tianming would fire without hesitation.
Seeing this, Hong Fu held back his mouth with disdain and thought,
"This guy has just made a pill and is here to show off to his little lover. He probably hasn't even refined his magic weapon yet."
As time went by, the distance between the two kept getting closer, and Lu Tianming was also frantically asking the system, which direction showed the highest probability of getting rid of Hong Fu, so he would go in which direction.
Just when the distance between the two people was less than twenty feet, a "da da da" sound sounded, and rays of light lit up and flew towards Hong Fu.
"Hmph" Hong Fu flipped his palm and a red ball the size of an egg flew out, turning into a red light curtain and surrounding it. The "bang bang bang" explosion only slightly slowed down its speed, and there were no ripples on the light shield.
"Senior Sister Hongfu, why are you chasing me?" Lu Tianming asked with a bad look on his face.
"Good boy, I'll tell you if you stop." Hong Fu smiled sweetly and continued to use her charm.
Lu Tianming was furious and cursed:
"Hey, you old witch, you want to castrate me, you want to beat me, and you want to take off my clothes."
"When my brother Yuanying comes back, I will strip you naked and hang you at the gate of the Yellow Maple Valley. I will take your daughter Dong Xuan'er as a maid and give me a pedicure."
Hongfu's face stiffened and he asked in a cold voice, "How did you know that Xuan'er is my daughter?"
Lu Tianming found that when Hong Fu mentioned Dong Xuan'er as her daughter, Hong Fu slowed down slightly and continued to evade:
"Everyone in the seven sects and the six demon sects knows about the stalemate between you and Old Demon Yunlu."
Hongfu frowned and thought to himself: "It's impossible, everyone knows it, but how does this kid know?"
"You, surnamed Lu, can't escape today. I originally wanted to join the Seven Sects and I didn't intend to kill you, but you know too much."
As soon as he finished speaking, a red ribbon shot out from his hand, turning into a red light and shooting towards Lu Tianming,
Lu Tianming took out the dragon bone gun and swept towards Hongmang. With a "bang" sound, Lu Tianming used the power of the explosion to speed up and once again distanced himself from Hongfu, but his hands were numb.
"You can't run away." Hongfu once again took out a shuttle-shaped magic weapon, and counted the red palace skirts flying in the lotus steps. He jumped directly onto the shuttle and flew three minutes faster.
When Hong Fu approached again, Lu Tianming slapped his hand on his waist, and 15 first-level puppets appeared in a flash of light, rushing directly towards Hong Fu.
The red brush technique changed, and the red ribbon turned into a red light and swept away. Just as the red light approached the puppet, Lu Tianming ordered the puppet to self-destruct.
At this moment, Fu Lu Gatling opened fire regardless of the cost, and the sound of "bang bang bang" was heard endlessly.
Hongfu also started to dodge, because he thought of this kid's Talisman Master, who had so many talismans in his hand. Although each defense did not consume much mana, it might be detrimental to him over time.
"This old witch seems to want to have sex with me." Lu Tianming kept complaining in his heart,
"Aunt Hongfu, you are so fierce, no wonder the old demon Yunlu started to be in trouble and finally gave up."
"If you were gentler and slower like a woman, maybe Yunlu, the old devil, would change his mind."
Hongfu had a bad temper and was provoked by Lu Tianming's words. After calming down, he discovered that Lu Tianming's escape technique was extremely fast, twice as fast as that of ordinary monks in the early stages of forming pills. Once he got close, he would be disturbed by various talismans and puppets that would self-destruct.
"Based on your magic power in the early stages of forming the pill, let me see how long you can last."
Hongfu didn't rush to catch up, and took out a medium-grade fire attribute spirit stone to restore his mana, and hung it behind Lu Tianming. The position was chosen just right so that Lu Tianming's talisman could not effectively interfere with it.
Lu Tianming breathed a sigh of relief, and also took out the middle-grade spiritual stone to restore his mana, and secretly stuffed the elixir into his mouth.
"With the help of the system, there will always be a way to get rid of you. You are thinking too much about comparing your worth with my brother." Lu Tianming didn't bother to hold his tongue.
The next day, somewhere in Xizhou, Yue State, a green light came forward again, followed by a red light from behind.
According to the system prompts, Lu Tianming had a 90% chance of throwing away the red whisk in this direction.
In the distance, the sky is covered with dark clouds that cannot be seen. The howling of the wind and the sound of thunder are endless, and electric snakes are dancing in the dark clouds.
Seeing this, Hong Fu frowned and shouted:
"Boy, don't run away. Come back with me and just solve Xuan'er's knot. I promise not to kill you."
But what I was thinking in my heart was, "No one dared to scold me like this after I became a pill. I will castrate you and throw you naked in front of the gate of Baiyue Sect. I think the Chen family still has the nerve to marry this girl to you."
How could the systematic Lu Tianming be willing to listen to this? He asked that the death rate after being caught increased by 57.82%, and the probability of being castrated was directly 100%.
Seeing the 100% in front of him, Lu Tianming rushed directly into the thunderstorm range faster. Under the system navigation, Lu Tianming was able to do it with ease. The speed of Hong Fu behind him slowed down.
At this moment, thunder and lightning as thick as the mouth of a bowl "swiped" in the dark clouds and hit an unknown mountain peak. Suddenly the mountain peak turned into a silvery white color, and countless electric arcs were wrapped around it.
Seeing this, Hong Fu stopped the shuttle immediately.
"Hmph! I won't risk my life with you kid. I'll have plenty of opportunities to catch you."
Seeing that the thunderstorm was moving towards him, Hong Fu fled away in a flash.