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Chapter 390 Take off your pants?

Under the power of Golden Eyes, the noisy and hissing snakes fell silent in an instant.

The 200% malicious look the snakes gave Hu Ming had disappeared.

Instead, there was a sense of awe and joy that came from the bottom of his heart.

That is the attitude that a fanatic will have after witnessing a miracle!

It's just... it's so cool, you know?

At this moment, Hu Ming had no doubt that with this hand, it would be perfect to set up a Dragon God Cult outside.

It is not easy to become a pope in a matter of minutes by relying on the ability to control snakes, and have followers everywhere.

"But, it's a pity, my interest is not here."

Hu Ming shook his head regretfully and broke away from his inner drama.

If it weren't for the uninvited guests who followed their team, the so-called Snake Swamp Ghost Town would have seemed to Hu Ming...

I'm afraid it would be more appropriate to call it an oasis paradise.

The creatures at the top of the food chain here are the creatures that Hu Ming can control.

Even the ubiquitous insects in the dense forest can be completely ignored by Hu Ming.

In short, apart from humans, Hu Ming is the top of the food chain in this oasis!

"Now, call me your fellow tribesmen and gather them all at the end of the Grand Canyon to wait for my next order."

The golden eyes flashed away, and invisible fluctuations of thought invaded the simple consciousness of the snakes.

"Hiss~"

The uniform sound of snakes sounded.

Countless cockscomb snakes bowed their heads slightly to Hu Ming in the water, and the fiery red cockscombs on their heads shook slightly, which was a signal of surrender.

Immediately, countless cockscomb snakes began to squirm in the water, gathered together, and formed a huge fiery red snake ball, which floated into the distance along the current.

Hu Ming knew that they were going to carry out his orders.

The new golden eye also has an interesting little ability for snakes.

Once a snake is controlled by thought, all snakes that the snake comes into contact with will be "infected".

Just like a thinking virus, as long as Hu Ming is given enough time, all the cockscomb snakes in Nuo Da's snake swamp will eventually become "soldiers" controlled by Hu Ming.

Just... it's very fantasy, you know?

But compared with what Hu Ming saw behind the bronze door, this little thing was a bit insignificant.

Although the bronze sacred tree deep in the Qinling Mountains is magical, compared with the real ancient bronze... tut.

You know, the original ancient bronze that Hu Ming saw behind the bronze door can almost be called a magical object that can truly make people's wishes come true!

But unfortunately, the side effects are more terrifying than the Bronze Sacred Tree.

Moreover, that thing is an extraterrestrial thing after all, and the existence behind the door has suffered from "its harm" for five thousand years, and is already ready to destroy that thing.

Returning all existence beyond reality to ruins is the so-called "time is running out."

When that time comes, all the secrets about the Bronze Gate will be completely lost in history and no one will know.

By that time, no one in the world except my brother, Hu Ming, and a few old antiques knew that that thing had ever existed.

Um, that's too far...

"The guests have arrived as promised, the "ambush" has been laid, and the grand banquet is not far away..."

"However, before that, some preparations need to be made as insurance measures."

After his eyes left, Hu Ming's pupils returned to normal, and his eyes flickered.

After a long time, Hu Ming's figure disappeared into the dense forest.

It will be about a day before those people arrive here. This time is enough for Hu Ming to do many things.

for example...

I just learned from the snake group that the snake king has evolved newly in the past ten years.

The taste of Snake King Snake Soup... Tsk! Hu Ming still can't forget it.

...

...

At this time, somewhere in the dense forest.

Wu Xie and others encountered great trouble at this time.

Wu Xie and others were resting under a dense canopy of trees.

Suddenly, the fat man became restless, his expression twisted, and his big butt rubbed against the ground.

"What the hell are you doing? Is your skin itchy or something?"

Panzi and Fatty never had enough time to urinate in a pot, and they never indulged Fatty and scolded him with a dark face.

To be fair, Fatty's actions...are a bit obscene. You know, there are women in the team.

Aning is still an outsider!

Damn, it’s such a disgrace to the United States!

"I don't know what's going on, but my butt suddenly feels terribly itchy."

The fat man was not in the mood to argue with Panzi at the moment, so he frowned and said.

Wu Xie rolled his eyes and was about to laugh and scold fat people for being troublesome, but suddenly, his back and buttocks started to itch.

Almost instantly, it became extremely itchy.

Wu Xie immediately screamed strangely and stretched out his hand to grab it.

After catching it, I discovered something unusual!

"insect!"

Immediately, everyone stood up and looked at the tree trunk, their faces instantly turned green.

"Damn it, uncle, where did you get these damn things?"

The trunk of the tree was densely covered with flower bugs as big as half a pinky fingernail. They were exactly the same as the bugs on Wu Xie's back buttocks, which made people feel terrified.

Just now, Wu Xie and Fatty were resting against the tree trunk. Obviously, at that time, these bugs took the opportunity to crawl in.

"Holy shit!"

Wu Xie and Fatty cursed loudly and hurriedly ran out of the canopy of the tree, letting the rain wash over their butts in an attempt to wash away the bugs.

Unfortunately, this is wasted effort.

"It's useless, this is a grass tick... Hu Ming introduced you to the situation here before, didn't you listen at all?"

The little brother silently pulled out a dagger and a lighter from Panzi, burned the blade with flames, and said lightly.

The grass tick is a kind of blood-sucking insect. Once this insect bites an organism, it will not let go easily.

Even if the entire body is filled with blood and swells to four or five times the size of the body, even if it is stretched to death, it still will not let go.

The worst thing is that when this bug sucks blood, it pierces its entire head into the body of the living thing.

Even if it is pulled off violently, the head of the grass tick will remain in the wound. In this humid and hot environment, it is easy to cause infection.

"Turn around and take off your pants."

After the blade was roasted, the younger brother looked at the two of them and said seriously.

"What the hell? Take off your pants? Damn it, when did you get this weird hobby?"

Wu Xie and Fatty were immediately shocked!

Even Wu Sansheng, Panzi, and Aning gave the little brother strange expressions.

He looked cold and cold, but he didn't expect that he was so good at it?

"What are you bastards thinking? Grass ticks stick to people and can only be picked out with a hot knife, or can you two get your butts?"

"Also...you idiots, what the hell are you thinking about every day?"

"Even if I'm interested in men, it's obvious that I'm not interested in you either!

The black blind man was so shocked that he dropped his sunglasses and stared at the people with their imaginations wide open.

"You should have told me earlier!"

Wu Xie and Fatty showed awkward yet polite smiles. Seeing Aning consciously walking aside to avoid suspicion, they coyly turned their backs to the little brother and took off his pants...

Well, the atmosphere suddenly became very strange.

At this time, Hu Ming took advantage of the simple conditions to cook a sumptuous dinner for himself.

Next to it, a clean python skin was quietly telling the origin of Hu Ming’s dinner ingredients.

In the same place, the conditions of the two teams are almost completely opposite.

"It's a pity that little brother and the others don't have this blessing!"


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