Chapter 286 Mission: Impossible, life is like a play all depends on acting
——Xu Du came to the doctor and was cured of typhoid fever. The medical fee was high, and the money was left behind even if he died!
In just two days, this sentence spread throughout the streets and alleys of Xiapi City.
Some are happy and some are sad!
Yang Xiu and a group of doctors came, but the reputation was not good. To treat typhoid fever, the consultation fees often cost fifty gold or hundreds of gold, which made many poor people shake their heads and made many nobles gnash their teeth.
But...is there any way?
There is no way!
In the entire Xiapi City, only doctors like Yang Xiu could cure typhoid fever.
certainly…
Such a medical fee made Lu Bu feel more at ease with them, and it could almost be completely ruled out that Yang Xiu and others were agents sent by Cao Cao.
However, one person was particularly unhappy!
A member of the right army under Lu Bu - Chen Deng.
Speaking of Chen Deng and Chen Yuanlong, he is a cheerful man. When he was young, he had the ambition to help the world and the people. Although he is not old now, only in his early thirties, he has always been considerate of the people, helped the weak and educated the orphans, and won the hearts of the people.
Respect.
In the past, Tao Qian was appointed as the captain of Dian Nong School to develop water conservancy and farmland irrigation, making the people rich, living and working in peace and contentment, and having abundant rice!
But...
Now Yang Xiu and a group of doctors have provoked him, and they have to pay a hundred gold to cure typhoid fever. This is not obvious, and they are a scam!
What is the difference between these doctors and those dressed beasts?
How could Chen Deng, who has always been sympathetic to the sufferings of the people, allow this to happen.
So, he personally took action to have a good theoretical discussion with Yang Xiu!
"Do you doctors have any conscience? Are you here to heal people? Or are you here to make money?"
Step into the Medical Department...
Chen Deng turned the table over without saying anything...
The whole person was filled with anger.
The contact with Cao Cao was cut off, and he was extremely depressed. There was a lot of information in his heart that he could not send out. This feeling was simply worse than constipation. But when this "unjust" thing happened again, Chen Deng was blushing.
, burning with anger.
Boom…
The table was overturned with a loud noise.
All the doctors were startled, but Yang Xiu's expression remained normal, as if he had known about Chen Deng's arrival early in the morning.
"Who are you? Didn't you see the two sentences in front of the door - the door of the medical department is always open. If you don't have money, don't come in!"
"We doctors rely on our crafts to make a living. If we have money, we will treat diseases. If we don't have money, we will just go home and save coffins! What's the matter, why do you care about this matter that you and I agree on?"
When it comes to being arrogant and domineering, Yang Xiu is a professional, and his provocative words make Chen Deng want to beat him.
"Who am I? Humph, I am Chen Deng, a right-hand soldier in the army under Marquis Wen!"
Chen Deng felt like he was about to explode with anger. He had an inexplicable chest pain. Not only did he feel pain in his chest, but he also felt dizzy. There was even a faint sweat on his forehead.
This feeling is very strange. Chen Deng often feels this way in the past year!
From time to time, I will sweat profusely, feel dizzy, and have chest pain. There are always a few days every month, and they are very irregular!
"Hahaha…"
A faint smile appeared on Yang Xiu's lips.
Sure enough, Director Lu's prediction was absolutely correct. Chen Deng would definitely not see their behavior of charging hundreds of gold to treat typhoid fever. He would come to the gym and show up on his own initiative. The "fishing" proposed by Director Lu was a success, haha!
Yang Xiu tried his best to calm down his mood.
But I still admire Mr. Lu’s ingenious calculations...
"It turns out to be Chen Yuanlong from the Xiapi Chen Family. Who did I think it was? Others are afraid of the Xiapi Chen Family, but in my eyes, they are nothing!"
Indeed, the Xiapi Chen family is very impressive in Xuzhou, but compared with the Hongnong Yang family, who is very impressive in the Han Dynasty, they really pale into insignificance.
"Chen Canjun..." Yang Xiu showed a sneer. "I advise you to take a look at your own body before meddling in your own business!"
"Haha... Recently, has Chen Canjun been experiencing chest pain, coughing, coughing up rust-colored phlegm, shortness of breath, profuse sweating when angry, loss of appetite, diarrhea, abdominal pain, and general fatigue?"
Yang Xiu stood with his hands behind his back...
In fact, when he said these words, he was also very confused.
This is what is written in the brochure, but the key point is that Yang Xiu feels that no matter how good Mr. Lu's medical skills are, he has never seen Chen Deng and Chen Yuanlong? How can he tell his symptoms?
This is outrageous…
Of course, there are many outrageous things about Mr. Lu!
There are very few things that are not outrageous. The whole process of Yang Xiujin's visit to Picheng, isn't it also outrageous?
Get used to it!
Therefore, although Yang Xiu was suspicious, he spoke calmly and in a high voice.
That's exactly what he said...
Chen Deng was stunned, "You...you..."
He wanted to open his mouth to refute, but... he swallowed all the words that came to his mouth, because the symptoms Yang Xiu mentioned were completely consistent.
However, could you tell the illness he was suffering from just...at just one glance? Is it so amazing?
hehe…
How could Yang Xiu see this at a glance?
This was clearly written by Lu Yu with his eyes closed.
According to the records in ancient books and documents.
Hua Tuo once treated Chen Deng because he vomited out bugs, because Chen Deng liked to eat fish, and because ancient people were not so particular about hygiene.
Therefore, it can basically be concluded that "paragonimiasis" is caused by parasites on fish.
The corresponding symptoms of this disease are those mentioned by Yang Xiu just now, and they are accurate. This shows that it is particularly important to eat sashimi as little as possible, and when eating lobster and abalone, it must be cooked and sterilized at high temperature!
"Haha..." Seeing Chen Deng's hesitant look, Yang Xiu could tell with keenness that Director Lu's diagnosis and treatment from the air without looking, smelling, asking, or doing anything was probably right!
Outrageous, extremely outrageous!
"Hey..." Yang Xiu shook his head. "Chen Canjun, it's not me who said that if your illness is not cured, it will only last a year and a half! Go back and prepare the coffin. It's hard for gods to save you! It's hard for gods to save you!"
"
"If you don't believe it, you can touch your Yutang point and Tanzhong point hard!"
While talking, Yang Xiu pointed out the locations of these two acupuncture points to him.
Hearing this, Chen Deng subconsciously touched these two acupuncture points and pressed hard.
"puff…"
He felt a pain in his throat, and soon, something slipped in his mouth...a red worm actually vomited out of his stomach.
Well…
The bugs are still alive and kicking, it’s so disgusting!
Now, it was Chen Deng who looked stupid!
"You..." The word just came out of his mouth.
Yang Xiu yawned, raised his voice, and said with a smile: "This paragonimiasis disease is difficult to cure, but if Chen Canjun can give me five thousand gold and kowtow to me, eh!"
, if you can’t save it, I will save you with great mercy.”
At this point, Yang Xiu turned around and showed a treacherous cheek in front of Chen Deng. He said with a smile: "Five thousand gold, one ring of the head for one life, it seems that Chen Deng's joining the army is a good deal! Haha...hahaha..."
Arrogant, unreasonable, arrogant!
This is the kind of aura that Yang Xiu displayed.
In fact... Yang Xiu has become more restrained since he was severely beaten by Lu Yu.
But it just happened that the package made him like this.
Is this considered a true performance?
Of course…
It’s great to see Yang Xiu’s true character here, so cool!
But Chen Deng's face turned green with anger, and his mentality collapsed!
When it came to this matter, he was intolerable.
"Even if I, Chen Deng, die, I won't give you this thousand pieces of gold. Hmm, let's see!"
Turning around, angrily, Chen Deng left!
Tap tap tap…
The extremely heavy footsteps could vent his anger at the moment.
But Yang Xiu still yawned and didn't take it seriously...
According to the requirements in the kit, this was originally a play, a play performed for Lu Bu. Now that the play has been performed, it is Lu Bu's turn to make his debut.
Thinking of this, Yang Xiu's eyes narrowed slightly, and a glimmer of light suddenly appeared in his eyes. He muttered in his heart, Lu Bu, Lu Bu, Mr. Lu is sure to defeat you!
Thinking of this, Yang Xiu shook his head inexplicably...
Suddenly, he felt sorry for Lu Bu. Fighting with Chief Lu was not a level IQ at all. Chief Lu's wisdom was simply a dimensionality reduction blow against him!
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That night, Lu Bu was having dinner with his wife Mrs. Cao, his concubine Diao Chan, and his daughter Lu Lingqi.
He is a good family man.
In particular, after experiencing so many years of displacement, he took the word "home" very seriously.
In his dictionary, the word "family" included Diao Chan, Lu Lingqi, Lingju, Cao Yuan, the daughter of Cao Bao, the commander of the Danyang army, and...
Due to the overall situation, Mrs. Yan, the main wife, has to live in a farm alley.
"Lingqi should eat more meat. It's time for her body to grow! Don't be afraid of getting fat, eat more!"
…
"Diao Chan, how is Lingju? Do you still cry at night?"
…
"Yuan'er, tomorrow is your father's memorial day. Let me go with you to pay homage to him!"
…
In one sentence, Lu Bu cherishes every woman around him.
It was a rare occasion for the family to have dinner together and chat.
The sound of "tap, tap, tap" footsteps.
"Marquis Wen..."
It's my eldest cousin Wei Xu who is here...
"Come, we are all members of our family, let's eat together!" Lu Bu asked Wei Xu to sit down together.
But Wei Xu waved his hand.
"Marquis Wen, I won't eat this meal. I'm here because something happened in the city today, about Chen Yuanlong, a member of the right army, and Yang Xiu, the son of the Hongnong Yang family!"
The words came out of my mouth...
Diao Chan was the first to stand up. "Since Mr. Lang has important matters to discuss, I'll leave first..."
With her soft and slow voice, Diao Chan gives the impression that she understands the general situation and takes the overall situation into consideration.
Lu Bu waved his hand.
"You guys can continue eating, I'll go out with my cousin to chat..."
In order not to delay his family's meal, Lu Bu stood up and walked out on his own initiative, while Wei Xu followed closely.
"What happened?" Lu Bu frowned as soon as he went out.
"Today... Yang Xiu and Chen Deng had some verbal conflicts." Wei Xu reported truthfully. "It seems that Chen Shenjun was dissatisfied with Yang Xiu's charge of a hundred gold to cure typhoid fever, so he went to the government office to investigate in person!"
this…
Lu Bu frowned. In fact, he could sympathize with Yang Xiu's behavior because he was such a "powerful person".
There is nothing wrong with Yang Xiu seeking maximum benefits with his medical skills!
But here it is.
Wei Xu's voice continued to be heard.
"I never expected that... before the troops were launched to investigate, Chen Canjun was named by Yang Xiu. He is already terminally ill."
Speaking of this, Wei Xuyou felt a little frightened.
"The eyeliner saw with his own eyes that Chen Canjun touched two of his acupuncture points according to Yang Xiu's method, and actually... actually spit out a red worm!"
insect?
this…
Hearing this, Lu Bu's eyes widened. Now... he has abandoned Chen Gong, and the only advisers he can rely on are Chen Si, Chen Deng and his son. But Chen Deng spit out bugs in his mouth, and... he was also pointed out to be terminally ill.
this…
All of a sudden, Lu Bu's expression completely changed, showing a bit of horror and a bit of worry.
The scary thing is spitting out bugs from the mouth. What is this disease?
The worry is that if Chen Deng falls, then...who else can he rely on?
Seeing Lu Bu's appearance, Wei Xu continued to finish his speech.
"Yang Xiu mentioned that unless Chen Canjun kneels down to him and gives out five thousand gold, otherwise... he will definitely not survive this year and a half."
The further he listened, the more fearful Lu Bu became...
Fortunately, Yang Xiu proposed five thousand gold. He came to Xiapi City to pursue profit, which meant that there was still room for change in this matter.
Thinking of this, Lu Bu's eyes narrowed.
"Cousin, you immediately take five thousand gold and give it to Yang Xiu, and ask him to sell me a favor to heal Chen Deng. You can just kneel down. Chen Deng joins the army on your right as the marquis. How can you kneel down just because you say it?"
"You go immediately. Chen Deng has a great talent and is stationed in Xiapi City. I can't do without him!"
Lu Bu's tone was particularly solemn.
"Here!" Wei Xu agreed hastily...
Yes, Chen Si, Chen Deng and his son have special status. They are representatives of the celebrity sect in Xiapi City. They are also the most lacking talents and counselors under Lu Bu's command today. The current war situation is about to break out, so nothing can happen to him!
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That night, Chen Mansion.
Chen Deng was upset, his face was red and he refused to eat. He vomited red worms in his mouth, and he vomited all over the basin!
While he was vomiting, Yang Xiu beside him did not forget to make sarcastic remarks.
"Hey, if Marquis Wen hadn't been generous and gave me five thousand gold, I wouldn't care about your life or death. Well, vomit, vomit! After vomiting this basin, drink another bowl of soup, and then continue
Vomit, it will be fine after you vomit."
This soup was specially prepared by Lu Yu for Zhang Zhongjing to treat "worm diseases" in the body.
Parasites are actually not difficult to treat, it’s just that the treatment process is a bit disgusting.
It’s also Chen Deng’s fault, he doesn’t eat live fish, but he likes to eat raw fish. He also said that this restores the taste of the ingredients. He is a hammer! He died young!
"The so-called...the so-called strong man does not drink the water from the mourning spring, and the wise man does not eat the food that comes from the sigh...I...I...vomit..."
Before Chen Deng could finish his sentence, he started to vomit again.
Yang Xiu looked around. In fact... ever since he entered the Chen family, he had paid close attention to everyone.
With his agility, it is not difficult to detect that some servants may seem ordinary, but many details can show that they are spies sent by Lu Bu to monitor the Chen family!
Therefore…
"Why are you still standing there? Go get hot water, go get the bucket!"
Yang Xiu yelled...
A group of servants hurried out. To be honest, they really didn't want to stay in this house anymore. They were vomiting bugs in their mouths. It was so disgusting, especially those Lu Bu's eyeliners. They felt nauseated after eating lunch.
Almost ready to spit it out.
This is...disgusting and uncomfortable!
Now that I heard that they were allowed to go out, everyone felt like they were being amnested and could run faster than rabbits. Even if they could stay away from here for a moment, it would be an extremely happy thing!
Finally... there are no servants or spies everywhere.
Chen Dengyou shouted loudly. "I...I didn't let you save me! You...you are a scum among doctors..."
He just couldn't stand Yang Xiu, and he couldn't stand Yang Xiu's look of needing a beating.
Never thought that it would be at this moment.
Yang Xiu's eyes condensed, and he squatted down, seemingly arranging the barrel...
But actually.
"Yuanlong, Cao Sikong asked you, do you still remember the letter of surrender that you and your father Chen Gui presented before he captured the Chen Kingdom?"
A very low and thin voice came out...
This sound only reached Chen Deng's ears.
"you…"
Excited, he immediately raised his head and planned to speak.
Almost, this sentence was enough for him to judge that Yang Xiu was the person sent by Cao Sikong.
Because...even if it was Lu Bu's deliberate temptation, there was absolutely no way he could tell the time when he and his father delivered the letter of surrender so accurately!
"Shh!" Yang Xiu quickly stretched out his index finger.
Only then did Chen Deng come back to his senses...Why did Yang Xiu diagnose typhoid fever with Baijin? This was fishing, to catch Chen Deng's fish...
Why would Yang Xiu name his illness and threaten to cure it with five thousand gold? This was not for Chen Deng, but for Lu Bu.
In this way, you can approach Chen Deng naturally!
But, even if this is the case? How could Yang Xiu be able to tell early on that he was suffering from an "insect disease"? Isn't this a bit unbelievable?
Or perhaps, this was not judged by Yang Xiu at all, but... it was Cao Sikong's Si Nong, who knew everything about the enemy beforehand, had an insight into the current situation, and had a good understanding of people's hearts - Lu Yu?
Thinking of this, Chen Deng's eyes narrowed in vain.
He wasn't sure, but...the plan here was so interlocking and seamless, it was so meticulous!
Chen Deng didn't wait for him to get out of his shock.
"I am Yang Xiu, a student of Lu Sinong!" Yang Xiu's voice came out one after another. "I had no choice but to offend before, but... if I want to establish a connection with Mr. Chen, this is the only way!"
Speaking of this, Yang Xiu frowned...
His tone was even more meticulous. "Mr. Chen... Cao Sikong and his mentor Lu Sinong are waiting to establish contact with Mr. Chen so that they can cooperate internally and externally to eliminate Lu Bu. Mr. Chen..."
Don't wait for Yang Xiu to finish speaking.
vomit…
Chen Deng suddenly spat out another mouthful. In fact, this time he did not spit out the bugs, but followed this violent sound and quietly said his next words.
"Young Master Yang, in seven days... Lu Bu will lead an army to surprise Xiaopei. His two most valiant regiments will be the Wolf Cavalry, and the trapped camp will be dispatched. But... now these two regiments have been handed over to Wei Xu.
Zhang Liao and Gao Shun cannot be reused, and Wei Xu is a fool! If seven days later, Cao Sikong also leads his army to attack Xiaopei, when both Lu Bu and Liu Bei are injured... Lu Bu can be annihilated in one fell swoop!"
tread…
It seemed like footsteps were heard.
"Vomit..." Chen Deng immediately vomited again. Not to mention, he actually vomited out a few red worms.
Seeing this, the servants of the Chen Mansion covered their faces with their sleeves, their expressions as if they were bitter gourds.
only…
A hundred secrets and a sparseness!
Little did he know that under the strictest surveillance, the most confidential information Chen Deng had hidden in his heart was still sent out!
Accurate to a certain day, accurate to the choice of timing, accurate to the grasp of the battle situation!
These are not things that can be stated or brought about by ancient books and documents!
Next, just wait for Yang Xiu to find a way to send this information back.
Saw the servant approaching...
Yang Xiu's expression changed, and he returned to the proud and arrogant Young Master Yang, "Hey, Chen Canjun, Chen Canjun, people say that saving a life is the same as recreating it. I saved you today, isn't it equivalent to
Your father gave birth to you once, what if I gave birth to you again? Haha, how about you call me daddy and I give you a thousand gold coins in return?"
Arrogant tone, ugly face
The actor, Yang Xiu showed actor-level acting skills
——The lively Oscar statuette-level performances are continuing to be performed!