Chapter 46: I'd rather offend a gentleman than a troll
——Senior Bianrang, are you stupid?
Silly? Am I stupid?
Bian Rang was a little confused. He felt that Lu Yu's words were not very harmful and extremely insulting.
As a well-known celebrity in the Han Dynasty, he is known for his erudition and eloquence, but now some people are openly calling him stupid?
However, the person who said this... was just a little-known boy in his teens. According to Bian Rang's opinion, this boy was not even worthy of being his apprentice!
Bian Rang's face suddenly turned green. Lu Yu was openly pressing his face to the ground and rubbing it.
Cao Cao behind the lobby was expressionless. He didn't know when he had stood up. He was looking forward to what Lu Yu would say next.
"Hmph..." Bian Rang snorted coldly. "Boy, if you can solve the problems of farmland, cattle, and farm tools for these three hundred thousand moth thieves, I will give you the upper hand!"
"If you can't, stop using your words and go home and study for a few more years!"
His words became colder and colder... Everyone could see that Bian Rang was really angry.
Making this eloquent celebrity angry often has serious consequences. You must know that Bian Rang is recognized in the scholar circle as a "big troll" who can be called the "King of Strong Mouth" alongside "Ni Heng".
You know, there is an unwritten rule in the circle of Han scholars - it is better to offend a gentleman than a troll!
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Compared with Bian Rang's cold words, Lu Yu's words were still gentle and his expression was still relaxed.
It's like he has everything under control.
"Senior Rang kept saying that he wanted to kill the Yellow Turban Army, and he was so sure of it, but now... he actually doesn't even know what the Yellow Turban Army is, which is ridiculous."
At this point, Lu Yu's tone increased a bit.
"The Yellow Turban Army is a farmer. Farmers have cattle and farm tools... they already have them. They can carry them with the army without spending any money at all!"
"As for the cultivated land? Yanzhou has experienced several years of war, and a large amount of land is abandoned. It is an ownerless land. As long as Cao Gong issues a document in the name of Yanzhou Mu, all these ownerless lands will be recovered. With government ownership, we can then let these 300,000 peasant uncles cultivate land?"
"Actually, all that's missing are some seeds! As far as I know, seeds are very cheap. You can buy a lot for five baht in a bag."
The crisp and hearty voice echoed in the yamen office, and the lingering sound lingered in my ears!
Lu Yu's voice was not loud, but every word and every sentence was shocking and thought-provoking...
A hint of suspicion suddenly appeared in Bian Rang's eyes.
Recall that when officers and soldiers fought against moth thieves, the spoils captured were farm tools and cattle... In other words, Bian Rang realized that Lu Yu was not sophistry, but presenting objective facts. Facts speak louder than words!
This makes him, who is always fickle, indefensible...
call…
Bian Rang let out a cold shout.
Why did you ignore the fact that the Yellow Turban Army were farmers? They rebelled when they rebelled. What farm tools did they carry with them? I really believed the evil of these thieves...
At this moment, Bian Rang's face suddenly became extremely ugly.
Cao Cao behind the lobby, Xun Yu and Xun You next to Lu Yu, as well as countless clansmen and celebrities all subconsciously showed expressions of astonishment.
No one from aristocratic families or famous people in the world has ever farmed, let alone been a farmer.
Naturally, they don't know that farm tools and cattle are the life of farmers... Farmers will carry them with them whether they are rebelling or running away. This is not only their only property, but also their hope for survival.
For this reason, among the 300,000 Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army, there are few war horses, but a large number of cattle...
"Ha ha ha ha…"
Seeing that the atmosphere in the government office was somewhat silent, Wei Hong immediately laughed. "Wenli, how much do I think it will cost? Haha, it's just seeds needed for farming, how much is it worth? This little money, I
The Wei Mansion can still get it, hahaha..."
Well…
This makes it even more embarrassing. Just like this...many problems with the surrender of the 300,000 Yellow Turban Army...are easily solved?
Was it... solved by the young man in front of me with just a few words?
This is not the point. The point is that what this young man said is well-founded and coherent... This is embarrassing.
In Bian Rang's view... if just now, Lu Yu just pressed his face and rubbed it on the ground, then now... it's not just as simple as rubbing, but also whipping with a whip, pricking with a needle, stepping on... whatever the torture is.
!
"Ha ha…"
Cao Cao, who was in the back hall of the government office, couldn't help stroking his beard and smiling. "Zilian, do you hear that? This little guy has solved two imminent big troubles!"
Speaking of this, Cao Cao couldn't help but narrow his eyes and looked to the side through the crack in the door, looking at the group of gentry and celebrities.
How to settle the three hundred thousand Yellow Turbans is a problem, but... even more troublesome than this is how to convince the clans and celebrities in Yanzhou to accept the Yellow Turbans!
But, Lu Yu solved these two big problems and troubles in just a few words!
In fact, in Cao Cao's view, this is not the point. The point is that it is his eldest son who can solve these two big troubles!
Ha ha…
At this moment, Cao Cao felt as if Bulbasaur was eating Bulbasaur and entering Mickey Mouse House - it was so wonderful.
Cao Hong also nodded and sighed repeatedly... "This guy is truly a genius!"
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"Senior Bian Rang? Do you have anything else to ask?" Seeing the silence of Bian Rang, who was always good at sophistry, Lu Yu took the initiative to ask.
Now that this war of words has begun, we need to convince him, so that he won't have to talk nonsense when he walks out of the office...speak ill of himself and Cao Cao behind his back, and then make a joke...
To be honest, Lu Yu still wanted to keep Bian Rang as much as possible, at least let him live...
If this guy dies, his good friend Tao Qian will have to break with Cao Cao, and Lu Bu will take advantage of the situation to unite local clans, and celebrities will secretly plot to capture Yanzhou.
This land will reignite the war, and failure to protect it will threaten the safety of his sister Lu Yu and Zhao Ji. This is a major event that affects the whole body.
Therefore, Lu Yu gave the side a chance to make a comeback. Don't you like sophistry? Let's decide the outcome in front of the Yanzhou clan and celebrities today!
"You...you...you..."
He said "you" three times in a row, pointed at Lu Yu and scolded, "You are just talking about a family..."
"You kid is talking nonsense. What you say is nothing more than an ideal state."
"No matter how sophistical you are, these moth thieves have also rebelled and participated in the Yellow Turban Uprising. Your analysis of their situation is ultimately based on the opinion of one family!"
"No one knows what they are thinking! According to me, it is the right way to prevent the slightest change, completely eliminate the possibility of rebellion by these thieves from the source, and eliminate the hidden dangers in Yanzhou!"
Sure enough, he was a tough talker, which was very conciliatory. After all, this guy dared to point at Cao Cao's head and call him a eunuch. What else couldn't he say?
only…
Lu Yu had long expected that he would say this. It was like a debate. The points of concession were all stated openly. Only those two points, the point of food, could not be moved, so it could only be transferred to the issue of trust.
Yes, Lu Yu had already prepared for this.
"Senior, please forgive me for raising a few questions. Have you ever been a refugee? Do you know how the refugees feel? Do you know what the refugees are thinking? Have you ever put yourself in the shoes of these poor people?
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"If these are not the case, I can only say that senior Bian Rang studied hard and studied hard. At this age, he has really made his brain stupid!"