Sun Wukong is not a monkey who doesn't know how to praise.
Picketing the spiritual officials, there are many awesome existences in heaven!
In this Tongming Palace, you can personally fix the table for him?
Sun Wukong, moved to tears, picked up the wine glass with both hands.
"Brother, don't say anything anymore! My feud with the Jade Emperor and the old lady is my business. As long as you are here today, I will do it if I don't break into the Lingxiao Palace!"
After the words fell, Sun Wukong drank it all in one gulp.
In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor stared at the Haotian Mirror with no expression on his face.
My trough!
He couldn't understand what this Bailong was doing at all.
Sun Wukong was furious, but Bai Long calmed him down with a drink?
Oh my god!
Bailong, does he have such great charm?
All the civil and military officials stared at the Haotian Mirror with confused expressions on their faces.
Just like that, Sun Wukong will stop fighting?
What's going on?
He is indeed a picketing spiritual officer, specializing in the weaknesses of people's hearts!
In the Haotian Mirror, Bailong and Sun Wukong drank one cup after another.
From the moment they were born, the two talked about the present and began to think about the future.
Just talk about everything!
Everything that should be said and shouldn't be said has been said.
Sun Wukong expressed his resentment and his anger became much less violent.
Originally, who would like to make trouble if there is room for reasoning?
In the blink of an eye, two hours passed.
Bailong and Sun Wukong drank three bottles of royal wine.
The knot in Sun Wukong's heart was finally solved.
At this time, Bailong's eyes flashed and he sent a secret message to Sun Wukong.
Because no one can hear the next words.
"Brother, do you know why you became Bi Mawen when you first went to heaven?"
Sun Wukong stared into Bai Long's eyes, frowned, and said in secret: "Why?"
Bailong smiled slightly and said: "Because everything is controlled by the West, Tathagata Buddha gave gifts to Taibai Venus."
"No way, I, Old Sun, have never dated Xitian."
Sun Wukong was confused.
He has never been in contact with the Western Heaven and has never seen Tathagata Buddha.
How could he be calculated?
However, Bailong drank all the wine in his hand.
"Brother, if you tell me you're stupid, you'll have a runny nose!"
"Brother is a patrol officer, what can't you find out?"
"You are the Monkey of Cause and Effect in the West. They deliberately designed these plots to make you jump in step by step and eventually cause trouble."
"The Tathagata takes action to subdue you, showing his power."
"Finally, let you surrender to them and protect a monk preaching to the southern continent."
snort!
When Sun Wukong heard this, he became furious!
"Bold!!! How dare you plot against me, you bald donkeys!"
Bai Long waved his hand and said with a smile: "Great Sage, calm down. I have vented my anger on you recently. You can ask, I have never been fond of Xi Tian."
Um!
Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Brother, I heard about this. Even in the Bagua furnace, I also listened to those boys talking about your glorious deeds every day. You are my idol, so you can watch those guys in the future.
The bald donkeys are here, can I get used to them?"
Um!
Bailong nodded approvingly.
"The boy is teachable!"
Bailong rolled his eyes, it would be better to let Sun Wukong do a good job in heaven.
After all, such a good monkey was also Bailong's idol in his previous life.
"Brother, how about I go and tell His Majesty that I can give you a good job?"
Sun Wukong frowned and pouted: "Well, then I, old Sun, am not a working monkey?"
When Bailong heard about the part-time job, he was immediately unhappy.
"What's wrong with working part-time? You can still get ahead by working part-time! For example, brother!"
"As the old saying goes, if you have three hundred and sixty skills, you will be a good person in society. Oh, I'm sorry to say wrong, but if you have good skills, you will be a champion."
"Brother, think about it carefully."
"Others are lazy because of their connections. The prerequisite is that you have connections."
"You are a stone monkey. You can only fight for your father or your mother. The key is that you don't have these two things."
"You don't have to work hard, you don't have to work hard for money, you can become an official as long as you work hard. What a great opportunity?"
"Working for His Majesty, the salary is very generous, you won't lose anything."
"You have to know how many people have become officials in the Heavenly Court, and His Majesty doesn't want them!"
"Why are you wasting the opportunity you were given for free?"
"If I hadn't met my brother, which boss would have given you this third chance?"
"Think about it, bro!!"
no……
For a moment, Sun Wukong was confused by Bai Long's extremely fast speaking speed.
As Bai Long said, Sun Wukong was really doing a good job when he went to heaven.
It just depends on whether those pegasus are fat or not.
Sun Wukong nodded and said disappointedly: "What the elder brother said is absolutely true. It doesn't matter if I don't have a father or a mother. I feel like crying."
Bai Long raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You can't cry. When you are a high-ranking official, you cry when you are performing a task. It is very dangerous to wipe your tears."
Seeing Sun Wukong's hesitation, Bailong picked up another cup.
"Brother, remember this sentence: No matter how hard you work, you will be special!"
"Brother knows the art of foretelling and watches the sky at night. You will join the Western Heaven and become a monkey who cannot drink alcohol, eat meat, or marry a wife every day."
"Don't you want to change your destiny?"
"Work for His Majesty and you will be able to prove your worth after a few years of hard work."
"If you don't work for His Majesty, you might become a living donkey! Fighting demons and demons along the way and preaching teachings to others."
"Think about it, working monkey!"
"Don't resist, don't resist. Work quietly, and then shock all the female monkeys who have rejected you."
…
"etc!!!"
Sun Wukong raised his hand and interrupted Bai Long: "Brother, although I am a monkey, I like beautiful women, not female monkeys."
oh!
Bailong clasped his fists and smiled awkwardly.
"It's the same, it shocks all the mothers who have rejected you, oh, I'm sorry, I said it wrong, it's a woman."
"Think about it, wouldn't that be enough?"
"Think about it when you can't sleep, working monkey!"
Well??
…
Vaguely, Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with light.
It seems that I wasn't noticed by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother before because I wasn't good enough.
He joined Tianting earlier than Bai Long. Bai Long was prosperous, but he became a wanted criminal.
Why, just because I didn’t persist!
Sun Wukong immediately picked up the wine glass and said respectfully: "Brother, I seem to understand! I have never felt that I am so valuable! I suddenly felt that my world is not dark and dark. In this world, except for the sun, the light of our work is the brightest.
It’s dazzling.”
Phew~
Bailong took a deep breath.
In order to prevent the monkey from causing trouble, I spent more than four hours fooling around.
"That's right, that's right. Use your hands to create the future. You can teach me! After drinking this, I'll sort out my situation. I'll go to the Lingxiao Palace to find an official position for you. I'll be my deputy in Taixu Ling Palace!"
Um!
The two clinked their glasses and drank it all in one gulp.
In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were completely confused!
Monkeys are wild and hard to find. Why did Bai Long say that he burst into tears?
Civil and military officials, you look at me and I look at you.
Who can tell me why this is?
Where does the charm of Bailong come from?
At the same time, in the west, there is the Great Leiyin Temple.
Tathagata closed his eyes and waited. The joy just now was no longer noticeable.
After waiting for more than five hours, why hasn't Officer You Yi come yet?