0189 Journey to the West, let the female Tang monk learn scriptures!
Any further requirements?
What is this shameless thing?
"You bastard! You just push yourself to the limit! You're greedy!"
"Congratulations, you guessed it right!"
Bailong is not secretive either.
Men, if you enter a romantic place, you should dare to admit it when you go home.
This is what you call a man!
You're just trying to push yourself to the limit, so what's the point of making excuses?
Bailong grabbed Jin Chanzi, pointed it at his lower body, and slightly bent his middle finger.
"Amitabha, everyone says there are only three things you can do, so I will make a third request."
"Don't worry, there won't be a fourth request."
For a moment, the entire Lingshan fell silent.
All the monks were listening to Bailong's third request.
Bailong raised the corners of his mouth and said loudly.
"My eight wives are all heavenly immortals who have reached perfection, and none of them like to practice."
"However, it is because they are weak that they are targeted by those who seek revenge on me."
"I need the divine water of merit to feed them to their realm."
"Only when the eight ladies are safe can I, the king, feel at ease."
"I don't want much, just a number."
Um?
Amitabha and Patriarch Bodhi stared into Bailong's eyes.
A number?
Amitabha swallowed his saliva and asked doubtfully: "A thousand bottles?"
This quantity is quite acceptable.
However, Bailong shook his head.
"I know it's not easy for you to accumulate merit and divine water, but I won't go too far. Ten thousand bottles, it's done!"
brute!!!
Isn’t this too cute?
So what is excessive? Tell us what is excessive?
Ten thousand bottles, which adds up to half a ton, right?
Shameless!
Amitabha Buddha said: "King of Spirits, please give me some face. If someone from the Western Heaven messes with your eight ladies in the future, come and find me! Ten thousand bottles of merit divine water, forget it."
Ah!
Bailong almost laughed angrily.
Fortunately, Bailong's concentration was high and he didn't laugh.
Amitabha's words mean that the relationship is like a talent scout from a certain company, tricking girls from good families into going into the sea.
If I come here to find you, can I still go home alive?
Bai Long shook his head and said with a strange smile: "Since you don't agree, then I'll just play the game of playing Niu Niu."
Play Niu Niu?
What is Tanniu Niu?
Amitabha and Master Zhunti looked at each other and shook their heads.
Play Niu Niu?
Amitabha and Patriarch Bodhi really couldn't understand what Bailong was trying to do.
Suddenly, Amitabha's eyes widened!
Bully!
Not a son of man!
It was also at this moment that Jin Chanzi burst into tears
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!
The screams rushed from Lingshan to the sky!
Well!
When the Lingshan monks saw this scene, they couldn't help but tighten their legs!
This is so cute!
Those who cultivate immortality have three major tricks that make people feel shameless.
They are eye penetration, throat sealing, and pussy teasing!
However, Bailong actually resorted to such a heinous method!
Bai Long raised his fingers again and aimed at Jin Chanzi's lower body.
"Amitabha, I only used a small amount of force with my finger just now. If I use my full strength, Jin Chanzi will definitely become a female monk like Manjushri Samantabhadra. But judging from your expression, it seems that you are not willing to give it. Then
This is also very good. There are many female Buddhist practitioners, which is a highlight of the Three Realms!"
Snapped!
There was another muffled sound.
The cry of a slaughtering pig resounded throughout the three realms!
"Oh my god! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"
In an instant, Jin Chanzi fainted from the pain.
Someone once said that giving birth to a baby is a level 10 pain.
As for men, that is level 12 pain, every man’s nightmare.
All the monks in Xitian once again clamped their legs.
At the same time, Lingshan suddenly burst into splendor, lighting up the entire sky!
All the immortals in heaven followed the Jade Emperor to Lingshan Mountain.
Even in Lingshan Mountain, there is a great formation of eight hundred Arhats subduing dragons and subduing tigers.
But with a wave of his hand, Sanqing released the seal of the formation.
The eight hundred Arhats had no choice but to fly down from the clouds and return to the team.
The Jade Emperor, Sanqing, Siyu, Wulao, Liusi, Qiyuan, Baji, Jiuyao, Twenty-Eight Constellations, the Four Heavenly Masters, and 365 righteous gods were all present.
Lingshan has never received so many immortals!
However, when the Jade Emperor and the immortals saw this scene, they couldn't help but tighten their legs.
Suddenly, there was a cool breeze blowing there.
It was so sudden. You saw this scene when you came out?
So exciting!
I feel the same way, I feel the same way!
Bailong turned his head and said respectfully to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, sir!"
The Fairy in Seven Clothes and Chang'e immediately flew to Bai Long's side.
"Ms. sir, why have you come to Xitian again? We are worried about you!"
"My husband, it's so dangerous!"
"Are you crazy?"
"Coming to the West to handle the case alone? We risked our lives. What will the eight of us do in the future?"
…
Amitabha looked at the scene and closed his eyes helplessly.
The direction of things is becoming increasingly unfavorable to Xitian.
I originally wanted to deceive Jin Chanzi back and suppress Bailong with my backhand.
At this time, the Jade Emperor of Heaven and the Three Pure Ones are here. What can we do?
Could it be that just swallowing your anger like this is in vain?
Moreover, the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor are right next to Bai Long.
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Snuggle up.
Sealing the white dragon will definitely hurt them.
If that were the case, things would really get into trouble!
What should we do if Patriarch Hongjun is brought out?
Evil dragon!
Amitabha and Patriarch Bodhi stood with their hands on their chests and smiled.
"I am here to see the Great Heavenly Lord. The three fellow Taoists are well."
The Jade Emperor and the Three Pure Ones also returned the greeting and said: "Welcome to the Second Saint Zhunti. See you well."
Now that the leader is here, let's talk things over.
Amitabha glared at Bailong and said bitterly: "Great Heavenly Lord, look at your son-in-law, he is messing around here, shouldn't you take care of it?"
Um?
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes and felt that Bai Long had gone too far.
It's just the Golden Chanzi, pulling evil spirits away from punishment at the entrance to hell.
Xitian has compensated Wu Yunxian and Qibao Miaoshu, and promised not to attract evil spirits to join the ghost forest again.
Such requirements have already regressed a lot.
Buddhism and Taoism still value harmony.
In a dispute discussion like this, everything must be discussed to the end.
The Jade Emperor frowned and reprimanded: "Bailong, release the golden cicada quickly, what do you look like!"
However, Bailong held his head high and argued.
"Your Majesty! Li Jing injured Jin Guangxian and entered the Taixu Spiritual Palace at night to arrest Chang'e."
"If I hadn't discovered it earlier, something big might have happened!"
"If we don't let them remember it today, they will dare to arrest the seven princesses next time!"
"As their fiancé, if I don't hold Xi Tian accountable, I won't be able to justify it in my heart!"
"If you don't dare to stand up for your wife, how can you be a man?"
Buzz!
Suddenly, the eyes of Princess Qiyi and Chang'e were filled with tears.
Marry Bailong in this life, and you will marry him in the next life.
Where can I find such a good man?
For the sake of his wife, he dared to go to Daleiyin Temple and question all the people in the West.
Awesome!
After hearing these words, the Jade Emperor didn't know what to say.
When daughters marry such courtiers, they will be blessed in heaven and in the three realms!
At the same time, the eyes of Lord Cihang, Lord Taiyin, Xuannv Jiutian, Empress Tu, Empress Chengtian and others all had a trace of sadness in their eyes.
man!
He is definitely an upright man!
Just do it, that’s it!
Xitian will never forgive you so easily!
Bailong turned around, took out a cultivation pill, held it in his hand, and shook it.
Suddenly, a pair of big scissors appeared in his hand.
Bailong stared at Amitabha, raised his middle finger again, and pointed it at Jin Chanzi's lower plate.
"Amitabha, I never joke!"
"I'll give you five numbers, ten thousand bottles of merit water!"
"Otherwise, Journey to the West would be the female Tang Monk studying for Buddhist scriptures!!!"