All the immortals in heaven are staring at the precious mirror, you look at me and I look at you.
"Oh, Buddha is angry! What should I do?"
"The picket spirit officer does have some courage. No wonder the Great Heavenly Lord went to greet him personally!"
"So what if we greet him? Isn't it a dead end? If he dares to mess around on top of the Buddha's head, can he still live?"
The seven daughters of the Jade Emperor stared at the demon mirror, with a flash of crimson on their faces.
"What a handsome Bailong! How could he be so good-looking?"
"Wrong, that's not handsome, in fashionable terms, it's stunningly handsome!"
"Height of 1.8 meters, legendary appearance, oh my heart feels so hot~"
…
Tathagata is angry, this matter is not easy to handle~
The Jade Emperor's smile gradually cooled down.
What can be said about such a commotion? What can be said about it?
However, Bailong had no intention of panicking at all.
Bailong raised his head and asked: "Buddha, you have wronged a good man! Is there any evidence that I stole it? Is there a video? Is there a recording?"
Not a son of man!
What does video mean? What does recording mean?
Wasn't it you, or was it Jin Chanzi?
Besides this uneducated dragon, who else would dare to do this?
"Hmph! Unreasonable sophistry!"
The Tathagata looked at the Jade Emperor, pretending to be concerned and said: "Great Heavenly Lord, look at how the golden cicada was beaten, and the white dragon is still messing around on top of my head! This evil beast is ruthless, and this poor monk is afraid that you will be killed!"
Um?
The Jade Emperor lowered his head and looked at Jin Chanzi: "Buddha, Jin Chanzi, is nothing wrong?"
Well?
Tathagata forgot that he had cured Jin Chanzi's injury just now!
Not a son of man!
"Your Majesty, if he takes action, you will surely be able to see it."
The Jade Emperor shook his head: "I came here at my leisure and didn't see anything."
snort!
Tathagata also saw that the Jade Emperor wanted to protect the white dragon!
Tathagata pointed to his arms and gritted his teeth and said, "Are these fallen hairs of the poor monk considered evidence?"
The Jade Emperor nodded and said: "Calculating the evidence, it's just that Jin Chanzi and Bai Long made trouble together. If the Buddha insists on arresting Bai Aiqing, from that day to the west..."
The Jade Emperor did not explain it thoroughly, but he expressed it very clearly.
Well!?
Tathagata is speechless.
The journey to the West has not yet begun, and the two countries are about to break off diplomatic relations?
Why is this journey to the west so difficult!
Oh my god?
Do you think I deserve to be embarrassed today?
Just let him go and not make other immortal families laugh out loud?
"Your Majesty, you can let this evil beast go. Again, you have to give the poor monk an explanation! Otherwise, the poor monk is disobeying the imperial edict and will drive this evil dragon into the netherworld, where he will never be reincarnated!"
statement?
This little white dragon dared to cause trouble even in Lingshan Mountain, beating Jin Chanzi, tearing Tathagata's hair...
With things like this happening, what can you say?
Tathagata Buddha had a sneer on his lips.
"Great Heavenly Lord, are you speechless? The old monk is about to take action!"
"etc!"
Suddenly, the little white dragon flew into the sky and pointed at Tathagata.
"Who said there is no explanation?"
oh?
The Tathagata smiled slightly: "Then tell me, I will see if you have any other reasons and can you understand it with sophistry!"
The Jade Emperor's only method has been used.
At this time, even Empress Nuwa and Patriarch Hongjun were making trouble, and Xiao Bailong didn't take any notice.
How to do how to do?
However, Xiao Bailong held his head high and said with a smile: "I am underage! I cannot bear any legal responsibility!"
Underage?
The Jade Emperor and all the immortals in heaven.
Tathagata Buddha, all the Buddhas in Lingshan.
For a moment, everyone was silent!
People say no?
People say no!!!
Is this something special that people should say?
Is this what the dragon should say?
What about minors? Is it not illegal for minors to kill someone?
Have you lived for thousands of years? You still have the nerve to say that you are underage?
That’s too much!
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes at Bailong.
Find a good explanation, no matter what.
"Buddha, give me some face. I will definitely deal with this little dragon when I go back!"
snort!
The Tathagata twists his ring finger with his thumb and opens his eyes of wisdom.
Little White Dragon, this year is only the 4632nd year since he was born.
A while ago, I got married to Princess All Saints. How dare you say you are underage?
Evil dragon!
Do you know what a shameful offline is?
"Not a human being! Not a human being!"
However, when the Jade Emperor came to ask for someone, he really had to give him face.
The Tathagata took a breath and said softly: "Your Majesty, since the Western Sect was renamed Buddhism, or even since the Western Sect was established, from the perspective of the entire divine world, there has never been such a vicious case. If you want to take him away, you have to take him away.
Do you want to give face to the poor monk?"
oh?
The Jade Emperor frowned, thought for a moment and said: "Buddha, let him review, is this okay?"
"All right!"
The Jade Emperor and Tathagata breathed a sigh of relief.
In doing so, everyone has a step to go down.
The Jade Emperor glared at the little white dragon and scolded: "Inspection officer, now review your mistakes. If the Buddha is merciful and can forgive you, do a review."
Xiao Bailong nodded.
A man can bend and stretch, and the task is accomplished.
Jin Chanzi caused trouble in Xihai, and his revenge has been avenged.
Bailong pondered for a moment and then said loudly.
"Respected Bodhisattvas, dear Vajras, beloved ones, reveal the truth."
"On this joyful day, thank you for being calm and listening to my review."
"The nature of this incident is bad and the behavior is shameful. It gave me a heart-breaking realization."
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. The sea of suffering is boundless, but when you turn around, you will reach the shore."
"This lesson, like a tsunami, cleansed away the arrogance buried deep in my heart."
"No organization, no discipline, no Buddhist discipline, no rules of heaven."
"So, I want to thank God and Earth for giving me the opportunity to be a dragon again~"
snort!
Tathagata Buddha clenched his fists loudly, stared at the little white dragon, and roared.
"What are you talking about? You have to thank the poor monk! Thank the Great God! Thank you for your good luck!!!"
Um!
"Thank you all, you said it for me." Xiao Bailong nodded.
Tathagata Buddha really didn't want to be embarrassed anymore, so he waved his hand: "Go back, go back with the Great Heavenly Lord!"
Whoosh!
As soon as he finished speaking, the Jade Emperor and the little white dragon disappeared into the Great Leiyin Temple.
Tathagata Buddha smashed the inkstone in front of him with one palm, and roared: "Although the days have changed, our teaching's great things are irreversible! You should pay more attention to this boy! Now, we will resume the Wan~Buddha~~sect!!!"
…
Yuantong Yuandongtian, Lingxiao Palace.
The Jade Emperor is smiling, and he likes this little white dragon more and more.
It's just that my temperament is a little straight, so that's a minor problem.
"Bai Aiqing, you have to use your brain when working. You can go to Lingshan, but you can't act recklessly..."
Buzz buzz~
Suddenly, a piece of music interrupted the Jade Emperor's words.
The Jade Emperor frowned and asked doubtfully: "Isn't this the pipa of Dongfang Zhiguo? How can it be played in the heaven?"
At this time, the patrolling Heavenly Official flew out of the crowd and bowed: "Your Majesty, the Great Sage Qitian has nothing to do all day long. When he meets gods, no matter how high or low he is, we all call him friends. He entertains guests at his house every day. Today is a good day. Please invite me."
It’s the Lord of the Five Dou Stars, the Four Heavenly Kings and others.”
Alas~
The Jade Emperor was helpless. If he wasn't afraid that the West would drag the monkey away, asking him to go to heaven would be just a dream.
At this time, Taibai Jinxing flew out of the crowd and said with a hearty smile: "Your Majesty, I see that the monkey is idle, why not give him something to do, so that it won't be like this every day."
Um?
Bailong's eyes narrowed.
This Taibaijinxing must have reaped the benefits of Buddhism again.
Next, should we recommend Monkey and Peach Garden?