Bai Long raised the corners of his mouth slightly and rolled his eyes.
"Are you teaching me how to do something?"
Um?
The three great Bodhisattvas suddenly became speechless!
How to answer this?
This evil dragon is not even given the face of Tathagata Buddha, nor the face of Amitabha Buddha or Patriarch Bodhi.
The answer is, what if he is angered and cannot be persuaded?
But the answer is no, how frustrating is that?
Manjushri Bodhisattva's tone just now clearly contained curse words.
Manjushri Bodhisattva lowered his head in grievance and said softly: "Check the Spiritual King, what I just said was a bit inappropriate. I was really anxious because I was not teaching you how to do things. Please understand."
Um!
Bailong nodded, raised his hand and rubbed Manjushri Bodhisattva's head, and said with a smile: "Xiao Nizi, that's the right thing to say. What are you doing with all your coaxing?"
My God’s Day!!!
Manjushri Bodhisattva was so angry that his whole body shook.
Xiao Nizi?
Even your father, the Dragon King of the West Sea, would be happy if I asked him to call him father.
You stinky loach, can't you tell whether I am a boy or a girl?
And even gave it a scornful name!
Younger than your grandma’s girl!
Manjushri Bodhisattva took a deep breath and smiled unnaturally.
"Brother Picket Spirit King, go quickly, go and talk about it."
That’s pretty much it!
Bailong pointed at Yunxia and said with a smile: "Wait for another two hours, after the banquet is over, and then I will go down. Is it appropriate to go down now? The gods will appear in front of most mortals?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Karma Remover Bodhisattva stared at the white dragon and closed their eyes helplessly.
This is what I said.
Did you just tease me?
You can't go down now, you would have farted early!
brute!
Manjushri Bodhisattva said bitterly: "Dragon dragon, why didn't you tell me earlier that you couldn't go down? Are you teasing me on purpose? Is this intentional? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"
Faced with Manjushri Bodhisattva's questioning, Bailong didn't panic at all.
It is no exaggeration to say that defense was not even mentioned.
Bailong rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you believe I'm blackmailing you?"
"you……"
Manjushri Bodhisattva suddenly became speechless!
The three great Bodhisattvas lowered their heads one after another and no longer looked at the white dragon.
This pouty face is so irritating!
They were afraid that if they couldn't hold it back, they would be blackmailed and lose all their money after punching someone.
From time to time, the banquet in the Tang Palace came to an end.
All the officials bowed to Li Shimin one after another, and then, organized by Wei Zheng, lined up to leave the palace.
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The palace maids and eunuchs were arranging the tables, chairs and benches on site.
Li Shimin looked at the sky quietly, as if thinking about something.
At this time, Manjushri Bodhisattva glared at Bailong angrily and said loudly: "Damn... picket the Spiritual King, the banquet is over!"
Bai Long looked back with disdain and said, "Why are you so loud? If you scare me, I won't go!"
Damn you!
The beautiful eyes of Manjushri Bodhisattva have already condensed with flames.
However, the relatively calm Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and the Karma-Removal Bodhisattva stepped forward and grabbed Manjushri Bodhisattva.
"Brother, don't be so impulsive!"
"If you have anything to say, let's talk about it. Journey to the West is the most important thing."
…
Woohoo!
Manjushri Bodhisattva felt aggrieved, but Manjushri Bodhisattva did not say anything.
At this time, he only had one song in his heart, which was the child who left home.
Wandering outside, without good clothes or good smoke.
There are tears in my heart and sweat on my face!
Manjushri Bodhisattva said softly: "Hurry up, Spirit King!"
Bailong raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "You three maids, come here and give me a pat on the back. I will do it now! Otherwise..."
Immediately, three great Bodhisattvas flew forward and rubbed Bailong's shoulders and back.
After all, this is also a way to vent your anger.
Although the fist was not heavy, it could be said to be very, very light, but it was still a fight against a white dragon.
Fate, if you can't resist it, you have to learn to adapt.
We cannot let society adapt to ourselves, we must adapt to the changes of society ourselves.
Bai Long raised his hand, pointed two fingers at Li Shimin, and said via voice transmission from thousands of miles away: "Shimin, go to the pavilion in the Royal Garden alone. I forgot what it's called. It's the same pavilion we went to last time!"
oh?
Li Shimin couldn't help but tremble all over, looked left and right, and then looked at the sky.
This is Brother Long’s voice!
Li Shimin immediately turned around and ran towards the Imperial Garden.
The palace maids, eunuchs, and personal guards who followed him also chased after him.
After a while, everyone came to the imperial garden.
Li Shimin turned around and warned: "You don't have to follow me. I have to go do things alone. You guys wait here!"
The eunuchs, maids, and personal guards all knelt down and said: "I obey the order!"
Li Shimin flew all the way, and from time to time, he climbed up the rockery and came to the pavilion.
In front of me, I saw the outrageously handsome Immortal Lord in white, standing quietly in the pavilion.
The three beauties behind him kept beating his back.
Li Shimin quickly stepped forward, knelt on the ground, and said loudly: "Brother Long, I miss you so much! Why did you summon me?"
Bai Long smiled slightly and waved his hand to pull Li Shimin away.
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stand up.
It is really difficult to get the Eastern emperor to accept Western religion and hold water and land rituals.
Walking around the underworld and scaring yourself half to death is actually the best way.
But the underworld is now a tourist attraction, not hell, so how can it scare Li Shimin?
The only way is to have a heart-to-heart talk.
Bailong waved his hand, took out a bottle of jade liquid and nectar, and transformed it into two cups.
"no…"
However, this is the moment.
Manjushri Bodhisattva paused while beating his back.
"Your Majesty, this is the wine of the immortal world. How can Li Shimin drink it? Doesn't that mean he has cultivation?"
Li Shimin almost drooled when he smelled the intoxicating aroma.
He glared at Manjushri Bodhisattva and said dissatisfiedly: "What's going on with you, my maid? Do you have any place to talk? Brother Long invited me to drink. I can do anything if I have some cultivation. It's not like I have no cultivation! I only have one hundred years of cultivation."
Because, it belongs to the middle stage of Qi refining."
The three great Bodhisattvas closed their eyes helplessly.
Isn't this nonsense?
A human king turned out to be a monk in the middle stage of Qi refining. This is complete nonsense!
However, they did not dare to rebuke Bai Long.
The mission of this trip is for Bai Long to persuade Li Shimin to hold a land and water conference.
It’s better not to cause unnecessary problems.
I saw Bai Long and Li Shimin, drinking one glass after another.
Because Li Shimin drank the jade liquor, the true energy in his body became stronger and stronger.
In fact, Bailong knew clearly in his heart that it was not nonsense.
In itself, he came from the future and came to this era, which is a farce.
Li Shimin was a good emperor and his life should be extended to benefit the Tang Dynasty.
Doesn’t matter whether history is changed or not?
Watch out for the spiritual king and do things with only one heart!
Bailong picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Shimin, please make preparations tomorrow and send someone to Zhenguo Temple to ask Master Xuanzang to hold a water and land ceremony to save those who died because of you. Then send Xuanzang
Master, go to the country of Tianzhu to pick up Mahayana Buddhism and return to the Tang Dynasty."
oh?
Li Shimin couldn't help but frowned when he heard what Bai Long said.
"Brother Long, I believe in Taoism or not in Buddhism. Why do I need to ask a monk to save the souls of the dead? Why do I need to extradite Buddhists? Moreover, Chen Xuanzang is actually a promiscuous monk who is very famous in Chang'an City."
Perverted monk!?!
The three great Bodhisattvas all lowered their heads.
Wasn't it because of Bailong's mischief that Chen Xuanzang entered the brothel in the first place?
This led to Chen Xuanzang, who had some money for sex, to use it for prostitution.
Nowadays, in Chang'an Thirty-six Hualiu Lane, Chen Xuanzang is famous!
People gave him the nickname, One Pillar to Hold the Sky, the Divine Monk!