0293 Seven thousand taels of Zen staff and cassock? Enough to buy ten brothels
Chen Xuanzang's words immediately silenced the scene.
The Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion and Camel King, the Macaque King, and the Tamarin King could not help but widen their eyes.
A mortal monk dares to reach consummation with Daluo Jinxian and talk like this?
Jin Zha almost fell off the cloud.
Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Karma Remover Bodhisattva also stayed where they were, unable to say a word.
Jin Chanzi, what theory is this?
Why do we need to walk on our journey to the West?
No one has ever thought about why we have to walk on the journey to the West!
In the beautiful eyes of Manjushri Bodhisattva, endless anger surged again.
She lived for tens of thousands of years!
I have never seen such a person in tens of thousands of years!
Manjusri Bodhisattva took out the sword of wisdom and waved it on Chen Xuanzang's neck.
"What you just said to me, say it again~"
Manjushri Bodhisattva said this very gently.
However, Chen Xuanzang was confused.
In front of the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, in front of the spiritual king of the Three Realms, the majestic and compassionate Bodhisattva of the West, he actually put a sword on his neck!
Chen Xuanzang didn't know if he could answer at this time.
But he was dissatisfied and had to say something.
"Why? I'm asking you why. I don't want to go to the West to get scriptures. My life is very good now. Why should I spend more than ten years of my youth walking to the West? Even if I get the scriptures, I will have to ask for them again when I get them back.
How many people have more than ten years and more than thirty years?"
Oh my god?
Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Karma Remover Bodhisattva are speechless again!
This is different from the plan!
Chen Xuanzang, every sentence touches the heart and every word makes sense!
In itself, there are problems with the setting of the Journey to the West plan.
Who knows why I chose you?
Manjusri Bodhisattva said coldly: "Chen Xuanzang, your predecessor was Jin Chan, the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha. Because... you neglected the Dharma and you were demoted to the lower world. As long as you complete your journey to the West, you can return to the bliss of the Western Heaven. You must go!"
oh?
Chen Xuanzang looked at Bai Long and asked doubtfully: "Brother Long, is Manjushri right?"
Bai Long shook his head and said, "I don't know."
snort!
"Brother Long, I understand!"
Chen Xuanzang turned back, stared at Manjushri Bodhisattva, and said bitterly: "Only a fool believes your nonsense! Can the disciples of Buddha be reincarnated as adults? Are you kidding me? Ask me to measure the distance between Chang'an and Tianzhu with my feet? Give me Zhengguo? What theory is this?"
Are you kidding me?"
Well?
Manjushri Bodhisattva almost slipped out of his sword.
Chen Xuanzang is that fool!
She is like this
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After telling you, why doesn’t Chen Xuanzang still believe it?
It was all that evil dragon who took the lead and allowed Chen Xuanzang to see the gods!
Manjushri Bodhisattva said bitterly: "Chen Xuanzang, just tell me whether you want to go or not! If you don't go, I will kill you!"
snort!
Chen Xuanzang has been stubborn since he was a child and is not afraid of threats at all.
"Am I scared? I don't believe you dare to kill me. In that case, everyone in the world will laugh at you! I am a fake compassionate person!"
Creaking, creaking...
Manjushri Bodhisattva gritted his teeth, and the sharp sword of wisdom in his hand was already trembling slightly.
If he is not a Buddhist scripture seeker, if he is not the second disciple of the Tathagata, if he is not...
well!
The next second, Manjushri Bodhisattva silently took back the sword in his hand.
She is scared!
Turning his head, Manjusri Bodhisattva glared at Bailong angrily and scolded: "Evil dragon! I've been hammering your legs all afternoon. Are you telling the truth? Can you fart!"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Karma Remover Bodhisattva were also angry at this moment.
"Prince of the Picket Spirit, you are so ungrateful! We will not be friends or acquaintances from now on!"
"Is Chen Xuanzang a golden cicada? Just answer the question and nod. Will you be exhausted?"
Bai Long raised the corners of his mouth slightly and said with a smile: "This is not within the scope of my work. Your Majesty asked me to come here just to assist you and let Chen Xuanzang obtain scriptures from the West."
good!
The three great Bodhisattvas nodded at the same time.
"Let Chen Xuanzang go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Then you say, I'll leave this matter to you."
"Yes, you said it! Let me see what you can do!"
"snort!"
"What's so difficult about this? What's all the fuss about."
Bai Long turned back, looked at Chen Xuanzang, and said: "Xuan Zang, please agree to go to the West to obtain scriptures and follow their requirements. After the matter is completed, if the West does not accept you, I will get you a flat peach, and you will achieve immortality and achieve enlightenment."
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The guarding spirit king's words are hard to follow.
He has now transformed from a weak monk into a Qi-refining monk, and he still has the physique given by Brother Long.
At this moment, Chen Xuanzang had only one answer in his mind, and that was that the Spiritual King would definitely not lie!
"Brother Long, I'm going!"
puff!
The three great bodhisattvas felt a dull pain in their chests and almost spurted blood.
They have been saying for so long that they would come once during the day and once at night.
Isn't Bailong's sentence useful?
Very meow!
What status does it have now?
I can't even raise my head just thinking about it. It's such a disgrace. It's such a disgrace to you!
Bailong turned around and said: "Little Manjusri, don't always look at me like this. Others who don't know,
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I thought there was some emotional entanglement between us! Xuanzang agreed to go to seek Buddhist scriptures, please tell me what you have to say."
"Emotions, meow! Your wife and I have emotional entanglements!"
Manjushri Bodhisattva rolled his eyes at Bailong and even cursed.
Maybe this is the result of years of repression.
Manjushri Bodhisattva waved his hand, took out his brocade cassock and nine-ring tin staff, and stretched out his hand.
"Chen Xuanzang, if you want my tin staff of two thousand taels and my cassock of five thousand taels..."
go!
Unexpectedly, Chen Xuanzang turned his head!
When Manjushri Bodhisattva spoke to him, he actually turned his head!
"Can you please respect me when I speak?" Manjushri Bodhisattva asked.
Chen Xuanzang said disdainfully: "You're here to do business? Do you think I'm stupid? A bucket of rice only costs three cents. How can you sell these two wretched things for seven thousand taels? That's enough to buy ten brothels!"
Cough cough cough!
Manjushri Bodhisattva was so beaten that his chest felt tight and painful again.
She also thought the price was not good before, so the negotiation fell apart immediately.
The key, in Journey to the West, is this line!
Manjushri Bodhisattva retorted: "Why are you so incompetent that you don't want others to finish what you say? I haven't finished what I said yet?"
"Oh! Then you say."
Chen Xuanzang was a little impatient.
But Bailong warned him that he still had to listen, not only for the Bodhisattva's face, but also for Brother Long's.
Manjushri Bodhisattva rubbed his heart and said calmly: "My tin staff and cassock have some advantages and some disadvantages. Some require money, and some do not."
Chen Xuanzang always felt very unnatural when he listened to it.
What does this mean?
Things that belong to God can be sold for seven thousand taels and still cost nothing.
This bitch doesn't look like a good person!
"Are you sick?"
Well?
Manjushri closed her eyes helplessly, fearing that if she looked at Chen Xuanzang again, she would accidentally kill him.
However, the lines must be said.
If others don’t ask, then she will tell herself!
Having said that, quickly leave this place where stupid people gather!
Manjushri Bodhisattva closed his eyes and spoke very quickly: "If you wear my cassock, you will not fall into hell, suffer from evil, and will not encounter tigers and wolves. This is a benefit. If you are a foolish monk who is greedy for sex and enjoys misfortune,
Monks who do not fast and do no precepts, and ordinary people who slander scriptures and slander the Buddha cannot see the face of my cassock, and this is not good."
"okay!"
Chen Xuanzang snorted coldly.
Isn't this talking about him nakedly?
You are greedy for sex and enjoy misfortunes, you are not fasting and do not abstain from discipline, you are criticizing mulberry trees and locust trees!
"Bodhisattva, I don't want to hear it anymore, stop talking!"