Eight hundred arhats, five hundred arhats, three thousand Jiedi, three thousand Buddhas, and tens of thousands of monks accelerated their speed.
In their hearts, they were full of dissatisfaction with this leadership.
What are all things?
It was clearly because they caused trouble, and the Taishang Laojun smashed the entire Daleiyin Temple.
In the end, they are the ones who work and are the ones who are scolded?
Look at the leaders of the Heavenly Court, how good are the Oriental people?
The three great Buddhas are also Oriental people, why don’t they have the fine traditions of Oriental people?
When I came to the West, how could the leader be such a dog?
Western leaders are all the same!
Lingji, Vajra Hand, Mahasthichi, and Ksitigarbha's four great Bodhisattvas with cold eyes.
Qing eliminates disasters, wards off poisons, Huang follows the request, Bai Pure water, Red sounds and fire, Constantly holds disasters, Zixian, and the great god Ye Bada Vajra are arrogant.
The twelve supervisors are not good people either.
The twelve people stared at the tens of thousands of monks and roared angrily.
"It's so satisfying!!! I don't want to get off work today, right?"
Woo woo woo woo woo!
Tens of thousands of monks could only break their teeth and swallow them into their stomachs.
Who made them subordinates and leaders?
It seems that in this life, there will be no blessing, and there will be no blessing in working in the Heavenly Court!
Buddha Tathagata said with satisfaction: "Four Great Bodhisattvas and Eight Great Vajras, you are here to supervise the worker and strive to restore the Great Leiyin Temple soon. The three of us are going to Mount Sumeru to make magic weapons to deal with strong control. Ksitigarbha, you
We will act as an agent to preside over things first, and you must cooperate with each other!"
The four great Bodhisattvas and the eight great Vajras took off their hard hats and stood their palms on their chest.
"Abide by my Buddhist teachings!"
...
On the hills of the two realms, the White Dragon and Manjushri Bodhisattva glared at each other for five minutes.
However, Manjushri Bodhisattva really has no way to deal with the White Dragon.
Manjushri put away the sword of wisdom and stroked the broken hair in his ear.
"This Bodhisattva is the teacher of the seven Buddhas and the mother of all Buddhas. How could he argue with a younger generation?"
snort!
Bailong joked: "What can I do if I care?"
OK!
Hongyi pulled Bailong's arm hard and scolded: "My husband, please say less!"
snort!
Manjushri Bodhisattva no longer speaks.
It's so difficult!
There is no good result when quarreling with this evil dragon.
Just think that a dog farts!
Everyone stared at the clouds again.
Tang Seng and Sun Wukong were full of oil in their mouths.
Tang Seng and Sun Wukong did not find anyone at the height of the sky.
Sun Wukong turned around and became a handsome guy.
"Master, if I become like this, no one will be afraid. Let's change back when fighting."
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Um!
Tang Monk widened his eyes and raised his thumb.
"Wukong, you can still change the art?"
Hahaha!
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Master, what is the technique of change? Which god can't do? I, Old Sun, know a lot, you will know it slowly."
Um!
Tang Monk nodded.
Brother Long said that this monkey is in the middle stage of Taiyi Jinxian, and that is the top in the Heavenly Court.
It is not surprising that it can change the art.
Sun Wukong said in confusion: "Master, since I agree to go to the West to obtain the scriptures, I have to know, what is the Mahayana Buddhism you are talking about?"
Tang Monk raised the wine pot and said, "Wukong, Mahayana Buddhism is actually very simple..."
1. If you should kill, kill whoever you love.
2. If you should steal, steal and rob.
3. Passing by the city must enter the brothel.
4. If you want to brag about your words, it is easy to make friends.
5. Eating meat and drinking are commonplace.
Six, be sure to pay attention to your appearance and not be sloppy.
7. You must sleep well and stay in other people's houses. The bed is not soft.
8. If you are hungry, eat it, and if you don’t give it to others, you will be beaten!
Well???
"Master, I heard it right?" Sun Wukong was stunned!
Above the clouds.
The three great Bodhisattvas, the seven-clothed princess Chang'e, and the six great saints were also confused.
What is this Mahayana Buddhism?
Sun Wukong looked confused and asked, "Master, when I was young, the ancestor of the Dharma once said that Buddhism is abstaining from killing, two is abstaining from stealing, three is abstaining from adultery, four is abstaining from lying, five is abstaining from drinking, and six is abstaining from fragrant flowers (
That is, do not wear garlands or incense), the Qi Jie sits and lies high and the wide bed, and the Ba Jie eats it at the same time?"
No! No!
Tang Seng shook his finger and smiled and said, "What you are talking about is Hinayana Buddhism, and you understand it even if you are a teacher. What you are talking about is Mahayana Buddhism. The mystery of it is that you are brave enough to break the precepts!"
oh?
Sun Wukong didn't understand.
Tang Monk picked up a wooden stick and said, "Wukong, you just said, five hundred years ago, you went to heaven and became an official with Brother Long. However, Brother Long is now one of the five kings and five elders in the Heavenly Court, but you are a prisoner, and you know why
Is it?"
Sun Wukong blinked his eyes and shook his head.
"I don't know, please give me advice."
Tang Monk stood up and said happily.
"Disciple, just imagine, how many people are working hard?
"Why didn't you come to heaven and become an official with Brother Long?"
"Just because of the Heavenly Court, there are too many people working hard, and you are overwhelmed with your talent."
"Think about it, is this the reason?"
Sun Wukong nodded, this is true!
He worked hard and raised his horse fat, but no one noticed his talent.
He carefully guarded Pantao
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On the garden, the Queen Mother's birthday, he will not be invited to the Peach Banquet.
Sun Wukong said in a loss: "There are too many excellent people in Heaven. It is useless to work hard. You have to be as brainy as Brother Long, and it will only work on the boss's face. However, Brother Long said that after the Journey to the West,
, He asked me to work in Taixu Ling Palace."
Um!
Tang Monk also nodded.
"Brother Long agreed to me, we are the same."
"Wukong, you are too real and you will suffer a loss in the workplace."
"Being a teacher does not only know how to steal money from others when you stay in a house, and use it to enter brothels."
"What my teacher just said is actually something I want to express."
"That is to find a way to show your face in front of your leader with the least effort."
"If you can't do it well, then do it the opposite and cause trouble!"
"The greater the trouble, the greater the leader will see you!"
"So you have to break the precepts and do it the opposite. This is the essence of Mahayana Buddhism!"
Ou Yo?
Sun Wukong couldn't help but raise his thumb.
high!
It's really high!
Listening to your words is better than reading a hundred years of books!
Thinking about it, he was the same back then.
He worked hard, but the Queen Mother didn't know that he existed!
It was not until he started to make trouble and was surrounded by 100,000 soldiers and generals that Queen Mother knew who Sun Wukong was.
It's exactly the same as what Tang Sanzang said!
Although Brother Long is very good, isn’t he often causing trouble in Lingshan for his promotion?
Plop!
The next second, Sun Wukong knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times in a row.
"Master, you wake up the dreamer with your words. Please be bowed by your disciple!"
Um!
Tang Seng smiled slightly, helped Sun Wukong up, and patted him on the shoulder.
"Advisor, just study hard. If you learn, it will all belong to yours!"
Um!
When Sun Wukong saw smoke in the distance, he smiled.
"Master, it's getting late. There are people in front of you. Let's go and have a stay."
"Well! Wukong packed his luggage and happened to let you see it. It was a practical lesson in Mahayana Buddhism!"
The two stood up and ran quickly towards the house ahead.
Yuntou, the faces of the three great Bodhisattvas were as dark as ink, and the color could no longer be seen.
Very meow!
What did Tang Seng say?
If you stay at someone, you have to eat and stay well, and you have to steal money?
Don't be his grandmother's son!!!
However, it was at this time.
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva suddenly frowned.
"Senior Brother Manjushri, what did Tang Seng just said? The eight precepts are actually written?"
Um?
The three great Bodhisattvas looked at each other.